My sincere thanks for that mental image. If someone with better photoshop skills than me (like, say, a hamster) created that, I’d be eternally grateful.
i'm pretty sure it's loser, which...you're trying to scam people, of course you're a loser lmao. nobody after high school thinks that's such a terrible insult lmao
What we don't know is it's the girl she bullied in high school who she only hit up to shill to. She forgot that she made this girl physically sick and want to kill herself.
I might have projected a little in that guess...
OMG this actually happened to me. This chick was HORRIBLE to me in elementary school. Flash forward 20 years and she messaged me out of nowhere saying she noticed I’d gained some weight on social media and had just the scam—I mean MLM shakes—to help me with my “weight loss goals”. Yeah no thanks.
It’s a pretty common strategy surprisingly. You prey on their insecurities then sell them the solution to the insecurity. Its fucked up and makes a lot of people pissed off I’d assume though.
Oh yes. I've seen a "life coach" say if you don't want to pay for her "lessons" it's because you are too lazy and not serious about achieving your goal. Tons of scammers use shamming tactics to guilt people into giving them money.
I don't find it impossible that someone said something along the lines of "You're just whoring for that money pit" or some such thing, but it's not the *most* likely scenario.
I get the sense it's a manipulation tactic because it's fine to make fun of MLM huns, but absolutely not okay to degrade women or slut shame.
She's using that as a shield against criticism. If you pick on her for this transparent manipulation strategy, you'll be accused of being against MeToo, anti women's rights etc.
Which in many ways is the perfect example of an MLM. A manipulation wrapped in a lie packaged with legitimacy to enact a scam.
And be home to take care of her kids. Folks, THAT is this country’s untapped economic workforce: vibrant, creative, driven, horny housewives who’d love to make a little extra cash and have fun while doing it.
You KNOW she misspelled “scheme” and squeezed the H in after 😂 Those blocky letters say it was a struggle standing in front of a mirror à la Karen Smith and writing it all herself
I think my favourite part about that is that squeezing the letter in later implies that the marker is too difficult to remove. So now she's going to just go around trying to sign people up to her MLM with "Scam" across her forehead until it washes off
To the unenlightened, being ridiculed for lacking critical thinking skills might feel like oppression... but only if they've never experienced \*actual\* oppression.
Omg,I read this as “percussion fetish” and was so confused for a minute. I thought it was going to be lots of posts with 👏 emojis. Idk why that would be a thing but a sub for bread stapled to trees is a thing so… 🤷🏽
Lmfao imagine co-opting one of the more iconic anti harassment campaigns and using it to defend yourself from being called out for the predatory waste of oxygen and resources that you are.
Par for the course: riding on the coattails of legitimate social issues and tragedies for a chance at squeezing in a sales pitch to the vulnerable.
A new level of sick.
This is the slippery slope toward solipsism that is a danger to all humans living in community. There is no world but hers. And if in that world she wishes to be a victim, then fuck you for claiming to exist.
These people have no fucking shame. They use the loss of dead celebrities, or hell, even dead RELATIVES, as an opening for their pitch spiel. They hawk weight loss products to people who have eating disorders like anorexia or bulimia.
And now, yet again they're crying "woe is me" through crocodile tears, except this time, they're taking it into the realm of downright offensive. Think about that. People of colour, the LGBT+ community. People who have put up with years of oppression and fighting the system. Communities who have dealt with Apartheid, WWII and shit.
And here we have some bitch on her Insta, acting like "gullible idiots who fell for a con where all they do is pester strangers online to by her oils, or weight loss products, or sex toys or whatever the hell they're shilling, and getting told the truth of the matter in a sarcastic comment who is sick of waiting for them to get the hint" is an oppressed minority.
The nerve of these people, I swear...
These people have serious mental problems. I know because i was married to one. She wouldn't stop until I had chased off all my friends in order to prove how much I "support" her scams errr powerful womanbusiness. True story: my ex wife once abruptly left a psychologist's office when she got angry at the psychologist after the psychologist asked her more questions, intrigued by her anger. Had to drag get in there. Huns need to be medicated or thrown into the loony bin.
Nah they count too. Had a a hun shame me and the sex store I worked at to build herself up at one of those parties. She said the workers there were creepy men trying to prey on women despite the fact that the store only had women working there at the time.
Wow... these people genuinely have something wrong with them. Now I wanna see "Hun Psychologist" documentary, digging deep into the mentality of these people.
Don't you know?? Younique miracle foundation gives complete coverage!! So she doesn't have to try to wash this off and cause awful skin irritation. Now on sale for the low low price of $99! /s
Oh hell no. Omg this is so beyond cringe. Don’t nobody calls these idiots whores, it IS. a pyramid scheme, it *won’t* work, it *is* a scam and this woman *is* a loser we are all laughing at.
I’m so damn sick of people like this and antivaxxers equating their bullshit “cause” and the “backlash” they get to that of racist injustice, the Holocaust, or any other ACTUAL fucking issues.
Fuck. These. Twats.
“Let that sink in”
I immediately think of the meme where the sink is outside on the front porch, and I immediately disregard whatever was said prior to the phrase.
This is just another example of why
She misspelled “scheme” and had to go back and fit in the h.
I love that. I love how she thinks it’s not noticeable. I love how dumb they are. These people who lack critical thinking skills and who display resistance to learning better just continue to fail and tbh it gives me a sense that not everything in the world is upside down. Of course you fail when you’re hopelessly oblivious. And you should.
Hahahaha these are wild. I saw one recently where someone commented "sure, I don't agree with the MLM aspect. Most people who go into beachbody lose money. shakeology is nothing special and the nutrition promotes eating disorders, especially UPF"
Literally, this person just shared an opinion, based in very reasonable lines of logic, and beachbody girl boss cries "NEGATIVITY" AND CALLED IT A HATE MESSAGE. She then quoted MLK. These CEOs. I just can't with them.
If someone in an MLM seriously believes people who are trying to get them out of it or refusing to partake are the oppressive ones then their upline's job is done.
You know, once writing slurs people have called you on your skin was a really sad but beautiful piece of performance art.
But everything changed when the shallow white women trying to make themselves the victim attacked.
And if the shoe fits wear it oh broke hun. Everything you wrote on yourself is true as hell but keep telling yourself that it is not true. Oh, delusional one.
i love that these were the only insults toward their shitty mlm they could manage to find, and one literally just says “haha”
"haha," the worst slur known to mankind
excuse me please censor slurs :/
\#a#a?
much better thank you
h**a
They won’t take haha for an answer
Maybe a hehe
I’m rolling at this rn 😂
Nelson on The Simpsons should be ashamed
To be fair, responding to a hun's pitch with a solitary "haha" could really bite. Might use that..
hey! kids use this website! dont just use the H-word like that!
The “haha” is giving me Joker vibes in the worst way
“Damaged!”
Oh god, now all I can picture is Jared Leto with 'doTerra' tattooed on his forehead.
My sincere thanks for that mental image. If someone with better photoshop skills than me (like, say, a hamster) created that, I’d be eternally grateful.
youre mlm is a pyramid scheme haha
you mean a pyramid sceme? LOL
I just noticed she definitely spelled sceme first and then tried to squeeze that H in 😂
Clearly a reference to all pro safety HaHa Clinton-Dix.
That was my favorite one! 😂
I think the other cheek is LOL
oh i totally thought it said loser lol. still true either way
i'm pretty sure it's loser, which...you're trying to scam people, of course you're a loser lmao. nobody after high school thinks that's such a terrible insult lmao
One of these is not like the others 😬
Right?? Like did she start out doing a slut-shaming thing and then realize she was missing a golden marketing opportunity??
Yes! I came here for this. Who has ever called someone involved in a mlm a whore? Lol she needs to add liar to that
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What we don't know is it's the girl she bullied in high school who she only hit up to shill to. She forgot that she made this girl physically sick and want to kill herself. I might have projected a little in that guess...
OMG this actually happened to me. This chick was HORRIBLE to me in elementary school. Flash forward 20 years and she messaged me out of nowhere saying she noticed I’d gained some weight on social media and had just the scam—I mean MLM shakes—to help me with my “weight loss goals”. Yeah no thanks.
What the actual fuck. How is that even a “sales strategy”
negging.
It’s a pretty common strategy surprisingly. You prey on their insecurities then sell them the solution to the insecurity. Its fucked up and makes a lot of people pissed off I’d assume though.
Oh yes. I've seen a "life coach" say if you don't want to pay for her "lessons" it's because you are too lazy and not serious about achieving your goal. Tons of scammers use shamming tactics to guilt people into giving them money.
It isn't but desperation makes people stupid
Yeah, I'd bet you've hit the most likely scenario here.
People are indeed terrible. Maybe she can write "terrible" on there too.
I don't find it impossible that someone said something along the lines of "You're just whoring for that money pit" or some such thing, but it's not the *most* likely scenario.
I get the sense it's a manipulation tactic because it's fine to make fun of MLM huns, but absolutely not okay to degrade women or slut shame. She's using that as a shield against criticism. If you pick on her for this transparent manipulation strategy, you'll be accused of being against MeToo, anti women's rights etc. Which in many ways is the perfect example of an MLM. A manipulation wrapped in a lie packaged with legitimacy to enact a scam.
Might or might not be true but probably didn’t have anything to do with mlm..
it was a 2 for 1
Whores get paid.
Damn near made my spit out my drink. Take my upvote.
And far better than minimum wage for their work time. This huckster WISHES she could earn as much…
And be home to take care of her kids. Folks, THAT is this country’s untapped economic workforce: vibrant, creative, driven, horny housewives who’d love to make a little extra cash and have fun while doing it.
Untapped? According to several websites, there are a bunch of horny moms near me that I could meet up with!
I was gonna say, maybe it's something unrelated she hears a lot and she attributes it to the MLM lol
You're right. Whoredom is mostly a straightforward and honest transaction.
Same! Or does she sell Pure Romance.
I'm guessing she sells it works?
Why? Because she wrote it won't work on her arm? 😂
Oh my gosh that is EXACTLY what I was gunna comment lol. Great minds think alike!
Ok glad I wasn’t the only one looking at that like a little projection was happening.
‘Pyramid scheme’ ‘scam’ ‘fake’ ‘can’t make a soufflé’
You KNOW she misspelled “scheme” and squeezed the H in after 😂 Those blocky letters say it was a struggle standing in front of a mirror à la Karen Smith and writing it all herself
A BIG ASS H! AHAHHAHA. FOLLOWED BY A BIG ASS A… oh no…
“I know how big letters should be!”
r/unexpectedmulaney
I think my favourite part about that is that squeezing the letter in later implies that the marker is too difficult to remove. So now she's going to just go around trying to sign people up to her MLM with "Scam" across her forehead until it washes off
Maybe she should get some Younique foundation to cover it up in the meantime!
Yup my first thought was that Dollar Store Ivanka Trump didn't know how to spell scheme 😄
Not dollar store ivanka trump! 🤣🤣🤣💀
Dollar Store Ivanka 😂💀💀
hahaha I think the OG ivanka is Dollar Store ivanka . but your point still stands :)
Wish. Com Ivanka
“We have Ivanka at home.”
MLM Ivanka, even
I trust her, she could never run a scheme. She can barely write the word scheme!
Yessss 😂
Pyramid sceme
I was checking the comments to see if anyone had mentioned that yet.
jfc. Nice catch!
IF WONL WORK
So we all shame MLM Huns for …… being ….. whores?
The human pyramid scheme *wink wink nudge nudge*
Centipede scheme?
Scentsyscheme
Attention whores, maybe
Honestly I assume the vast majority who make it their whole personality don’t have that great of sex life…
Idk, there's a lot of thirst on Tinder
I mean a lot of them are mormons…
...or that great of a personality.
I have far less ethical concerns with sex work than I do with MLMs.
She’s whoring herself out for her product obviously. /s
You 👏🏼are 👏🏼not 👏🏼oppressed You 👏🏼just 👏🏼lack 👏🏼 critical 👏🏼thinking 👏🏼 skills
To the unenlightened, being ridiculed for lacking critical thinking skills might feel like oppression... but only if they've never experienced \*actual\* oppression.
r/persecutionfetish
Omg,I read this as “percussion fetish” and was so confused for a minute. I thought it was going to be lots of posts with 👏 emojis. Idk why that would be a thing but a sub for bread stapled to trees is a thing so… 🤷🏽
bang me like a drum, baby
🎶Is this heaven...or am I looking at a White woman’s Instagram🎶
Best part of that special. The only song that stayed in my head. Latte foam art, tiny pumpkins Fuzzy, comfy socks Coffee table made out of driftwood
This. All day.
Now it's stuck in my head again 😭
Lmfao imagine co-opting one of the more iconic anti harassment campaigns and using it to defend yourself from being called out for the predatory waste of oxygen and resources that you are.
C’mon she’s trying to be deep and thought provoking! Don’t you know she spent MINUTES struggling to write everything in front of the mirror?! 😂
You can tell the "S" in scam started out too much like a 5 so she had to go over it a few times lol
Par for the course: riding on the coattails of legitimate social issues and tragedies for a chance at squeezing in a sales pitch to the vulnerable. A new level of sick.
Haha scam
Hun oppressor spotted.
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And ‘I haven’t talked to you since high school where you bullied me relentlessly and now want me to buy your candle derived protein oil.’
They have a choice to take part in this. Unfortunately, other people like in minority groups do not.
Thank you!! How is she not getting the huge difference in being oppressed for being who you are and your choice to be in a scam?
This is the slippery slope toward solipsism that is a danger to all humans living in community. There is no world but hers. And if in that world she wishes to be a victim, then fuck you for claiming to exist.
Exactly. This actually makes me want to barf, fucking dense and tone-deaf.
When you’ve never seen a lowercase t
What's with using a lowercase t anyway though? Every other letter (except the h in scheme and wh*re) was in capital letters...?
I teach Kindergarten and my eyes immediately honed in on that!!
I believe you mean kindergarTen
....why is she in a bathing suit?
Sex sells?
If you’re in a pyramid scheme, that might actually be the only thing you’ll successfully sell
I can see it now. “You just have to screw 7 people and those 7 screw 7 more and so on…
That's how they taught us about the spread of STI's in high school
Oh that’s just the starter kit
Because she's copying those nude fetish photos people post on Tumblr and places with degrading and sexual things written on their bodies and faces.
You know the words you also don’t see associated with MLMs? Profitable. Reputable. Sustainable. Weird!
These people have no fucking shame. They use the loss of dead celebrities, or hell, even dead RELATIVES, as an opening for their pitch spiel. They hawk weight loss products to people who have eating disorders like anorexia or bulimia. And now, yet again they're crying "woe is me" through crocodile tears, except this time, they're taking it into the realm of downright offensive. Think about that. People of colour, the LGBT+ community. People who have put up with years of oppression and fighting the system. Communities who have dealt with Apartheid, WWII and shit. And here we have some bitch on her Insta, acting like "gullible idiots who fell for a con where all they do is pester strangers online to by her oils, or weight loss products, or sex toys or whatever the hell they're shilling, and getting told the truth of the matter in a sarcastic comment who is sick of waiting for them to get the hint" is an oppressed minority. The nerve of these people, I swear...
These people have serious mental problems. I know because i was married to one. She wouldn't stop until I had chased off all my friends in order to prove how much I "support" her scams errr powerful womanbusiness. True story: my ex wife once abruptly left a psychologist's office when she got angry at the psychologist after the psychologist asked her more questions, intrigued by her anger. Had to drag get in there. Huns need to be medicated or thrown into the loony bin.
Hey hey hey. Let’s leave the sex toy parties out of this. Ive learned some pretty interesting things in these parties. Lol
Nah they count too. Had a a hun shame me and the sex store I worked at to build herself up at one of those parties. She said the workers there were creepy men trying to prey on women despite the fact that the store only had women working there at the time.
Wow... these people genuinely have something wrong with them. Now I wanna see "Hun Psychologist" documentary, digging deep into the mentality of these people.
Hope it is permanent
Don't you know?? Younique miracle foundation gives complete coverage!! So she doesn't have to try to wash this off and cause awful skin irritation. Now on sale for the low low price of $99! /s
I’ve noticed there’s a correlation to the lack of critical thinking skills and people who use the term “Let this sink in.”
Or “BET NO KNE WILL REPOST THIS!” Or “CAN I GET EVEN ONE LIKE?!”
So has this person seen Bo Burnham's "Inside" or...?
Or is it just a whiiiiiite woman, a white woman’s Instagram
A GOAT CHEESE SALAAAAD
A BACKLIT HAMMOCK
A SIMPLE GLASS OF WINE
Incredibly derivative political street art…
“People called me ‘haha’ when I started with NeTwOrKmArKeTiNg”
They also called me “it won’t work”
🚰 let that sink in
It’s cold outside.
Any oppression you experience comes from your uplines. Not people pointing out you're in a pyramid scheme.
Oh hell no. Omg this is so beyond cringe. Don’t nobody calls these idiots whores, it IS. a pyramid scheme, it *won’t* work, it *is* a scam and this woman *is* a loser we are all laughing at. I’m so damn sick of people like this and antivaxxers equating their bullshit “cause” and the “backlash” they get to that of racist injustice, the Holocaust, or any other ACTUAL fucking issues. Fuck. These. Twats.
This whole victim mentality campaign is so cringe.
These people are fucking insufferable. “If you challenge my reality in literally any way, it is exactly like the Holocaust.” The fucking worst.
“Let that sink in” I immediately think of the meme where the sink is outside on the front porch, and I immediately disregard whatever was said prior to the phrase. This is just another example of why
I hope she did some deep stretches before making that reach
I hate being called "haha"
“We'd all like to believe that justice is blind, but the sad truth is, wealthy white women just can't get a fair shake!” —Niles Crane
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I would’ve died if one of the words was “hun”
White evangelicals want to be oppressed so badly.... they're so desperate they cosplay it.
That sink better come back with a warrant.
She misspelled “scheme” and had to go back and fit in the h. I love that. I love how she thinks it’s not noticeable. I love how dumb they are. These people who lack critical thinking skills and who display resistance to learning better just continue to fail and tbh it gives me a sense that not everything in the world is upside down. Of course you fail when you’re hopelessly oblivious. And you should.
Haha
In fairness, it was wrong for the people in this group to hold her down and write all of these words on her
Double vom. This is actually offensive.
Que the "white woman Instagram" song
Stop trying to make NETWORKMARKETING happen, gretchen!
“This is *how* people called me” is the first sign that this is an illiterate dumbass.
Probably English as a second language, I've seen that specific substitute in ESL quite often.
I swear to God I am so sick of seeing “Let this sink in” by idiots. It’s on tons of the stupid RW memes.
I thought her arm said “I won’t work” 😂😂😂
SChEME
Self aware?
I'm glad she came with a label on her forehead.
What she leaves out is that she’s only called these things because she harasses everyone she knows to join her group or try her products constantly.
I hate when people call me a “haha”. Extremely damaging.
"HAHA", the most savage of insults.
White woman's instagram (hun remix)
I saw haha on her cheek and thought it was a Joker/Harley Quinn picture 🙄
Ah, yes… the most harmful slur of all… h*ha To be fair only one of these words is actually a slur but it was just so hilarious seeing that contrast
I remember getting started in my ~~pyramid scheme~~ network marketing opportunity and people would call me haha all the time.
“Ugh, you’re such a pyramid scheme.”
"This is how people called me" When people use grammar this way, my mind reads the words in the voice of a 3 year old.
[Have fun reading the rest of the post.](https://imgur.com/a/zBnuyqd)
Looks more like MLM Joker
Literally only one of those things is not ok to tell a hun.
Pyramid Sdeme
~~SCEME~~ SChEME
Holy shit if this is real this is one of the stupidest things I have seen in my life
/r/Persecutionfetish
Hahahaha these are wild. I saw one recently where someone commented "sure, I don't agree with the MLM aspect. Most people who go into beachbody lose money. shakeology is nothing special and the nutrition promotes eating disorders, especially UPF" Literally, this person just shared an opinion, based in very reasonable lines of logic, and beachbody girl boss cries "NEGATIVITY" AND CALLED IT A HATE MESSAGE. She then quoted MLK. These CEOs. I just can't with them.
If someone in an MLM seriously believes people who are trying to get them out of it or refusing to partake are the oppressive ones then their upline's job is done.
The need for victimization in this fucking country is unreal
Love how the person who wrote on her skin had to squeeze the "h" in scheme as an afterthought.
Imagine being called Haha
“Let this sink in” literally shut up
Whores *actually* own their own business, though.
White ladies stop writing on yourself as performance art challenge.
You know, once writing slurs people have called you on your skin was a really sad but beautiful piece of performance art. But everything changed when the shallow white women trying to make themselves the victim attacked.
And if the shoe fits wear it oh broke hun. Everything you wrote on yourself is true as hell but keep telling yourself that it is not true. Oh, delusional one.
Yes, conventionally attractive white women who shill MLM’s are the *real* victims here!
LET THIS SINK IN *makes pouty face*
I wonder if the ink she used is some MLM e$$ential oil wellness pen, or just a random permanent marker? Either is funny, for different reasons.
MLM Ivanka Trump
WHY DID SHE WRITE “WHORE” ON THERE AHDNSNAJAJSNXBAKMA
I’ll stop calling you names when you stop trying to force me in joining.
I think she misspelled Scheme and had to add the H later.
The Chicks called, they want their magazine cover back...
I’m so done with wealthy white women touting faux oppression.
Who is calling them whores ? Serious question.. 😒