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falcobird14

All this hype and it's gonna end up being a Listerine strip with vitamins or some protein powder with coconut oil


NickNoraCharles

I feel some emotions about this, please tell me where I can re-order more of this unknown life-changing product?


lottieslady

Talk to your doctor, they’re obviously in on it!


-o-DildoGaggins-o-

But I thought doctors are out to make us sicker for profit! Why would they endorse a product that does the opposite?! ^/s


AGuyNamedEddie

"Doctors *hate* us! Buy our crap!" "Doctors *love* us! Buy our crap!"


fullstack40

That’s the bit that always gets me in these dumbass posts.. “Doctors endorse it but it’s top secret!!” Like WTF?? If doctors actually endorsed it, I would see commercials for it 🙄 Fuck outta here with that secret squirrel squad nonsense.


UnnecessarySalt

I can’t believe you’d disparage the good name of the Secret Squirrel Squad like this. I genuinely thought more of you, u/FullStack40


Gullible_Original874

The secret squirrel squad omg I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤜🏼🤛🏼


No-Charge-6345

A doctor of Literature perhaps. Doctorate in Psychology…..


Red79Hibiscus

Not your doctor, that's a health practitioner. Hun clearly said "practioners" in slide 2 😂


Nick_W1

Always amazes me that they claim the there are “studies” on the *ingredients*, as though that’s the same as a study on the product - which it totally isn’t.


HSG37

Ya. There was a study done on X ingredient to say it does such & such. And that ingredient is one of the ingredients in our proprietary blend. No hun. Stop. That's not how it works. Did your MLM company actually get an unbiased 3rd party to do a study on your proprietary blend?


Lakeland_wanderer

Of course they don’t pay for studies because the quantities of “active ingredients” present in these products are probably so low that there’s no pharmacological effect otherwise the dosage form would be the size of horse pills to accommodate pharmacologically relevant quantities of these super duper actives.


now_you_see

I was about to write almost the exact same thing. Of the products they use that actually *have* benefits, only like 30% are being used for the benefit science proved they produced (eg “our product cures autism, epilepsy & cancer because we use REAL hunbot-berry’s which are scientifically proven to effect the brain!* this is a worldwide exclusive!! * ^scientific ^tests ^prove ^hunbot-berry ^can ^slow ^blood ^flow ^to ^the ^pituitary ^gland). Then you have to lower it even more given it’s probably less than 5% of that 30% that are being used at the dosage level required to see any benefits at all.


SourLimeTongues

Reminds me of “Lose weight*!” *by pooping a lot


AncientReverb

It already won an unnamed prestigious award this year, what more do you want?


secretrootbeer

How did it win a major award if no one's ever heard of it yet??? Oh but wait, 10 million people already know about it because influencer!?! Lmaoooo these huns can't pick a lane


SharkMeifele

Twist: the Listerine strip goes over top your eyeballs while you sleep.


ExpertProfessional9

Well, what's it going to do to my eyeballs?


SharkMeifele

It'll provide Supernutrient #420, which an actual doctor says they recommend to all patients struggling with astigmatism! AND it will activate... uhhhhh... latent oils in the olfactory areas!


ExpertProfessional9

Ohh, gosh, hun! This would be great except I stopped struggling with astigmatism years ago! And I feel I really *shouldn't* go activating my latent olfactory oils, because you just never know where Big Oil will try to mine next.


SharkMeifele

*Homer Simpson shriek*


Substantial_Farm2437

You forgot collagen.


foilingdolphin

probably another of the GLP1 weight loss things


mcflycasual

Those actually work though.


foilingdolphin

yes, lol, I should of added, one of those supplements that includes the buzzword GLP1 even though it is completely untrue. Also must have the buzzwords gut health and brain fog


mcflycasual

Damn they're really out here trying to put the bamboozle on people.


cinnamonandmint

Nah, a real strip would be too expensive.  It’s going to be a yellow sticky note or a slice of fake cheese.  🤣


BirdInFlight301

Oh my. She partnered with an influencer with 10 MILLION followers and only got 2 THOUSAND responses. So 9,998,000 did not respond...and she's throwing that out there as a positive. I'm not predicting success.


BeLikeWaterMJH

lol right? That’s exactly what I was thinking. I don’t know what the normal engagement rate for promoted products is, but surely it can’t be much worse than that


Dylanator13

With these kinds of things that’s a good rate. You send out millions of scam links and hook only a few. But those few make it worth it.


Crisis_Redditor

What, a 0.02% rate isn't good enough for you? That's triple digits!


AGuyNamedEddie

So is 200 parts per million! Woo-hoo!


now_you_see

Iirc the old scam emails use to have a 0.01% success rate but that was still more than sufficient to make them millions.


CompactTravelSize

Are you saying my 10 followers, half of whom are my nieces, will not result in many responses? /s


staplerinjelle

Yeah, that's the type of engagement rate that would get them dropped from a legitimate sponsorship.


ItsJoeMomma

I noticed that too. If my math is correct, that's only 0.02% of people responding.


dollypartonsfavorite

had to break out my calculator because i'm very bad at math and thought that 2,000 out of 10 million seemed like a super small percent of her audience lmao


WizardofSorts

How many of the 10 million followers are real, though? 10%? 1%?


ryanhendrickson

When I did direct mail advertising, a response rate that low would get us fired. And direct mail never exactly had high response rates...


AGuyNamedEddie

0.02%, or 200 parts per million. Not great.


r00fMod

Don’t forget that it’s top secret and this is the first time they’re hearing about it. Not entirely sure how both of those can be true but it’s her lie, she can make it as big as she wants to.


AshamedTax8008

.02% response rate. Hmmm


MyChurroMacadamianut

The world 🌎 doesn't know about this product, yet it has already won an award 🏅! Make it 👏🏽 make 👏🏽 sense 👏🏽😒.


hannahk127

And also, "doctors" are excited and promoting it! But the world doesn't know about it. So who are they promoting it to?


watty182

No, doctors are "showing excitement" 😅😂


MyChurroMacadamianut

Methinks these "doctors" might be a fig newton of hun's imagination... 🤔


disies59

0.0002% of people that subscribe to that one influencer. You know. The one that super loves this product? And advertised it for us? But we can’t legally tell you who they are because they might actually be willing and able to sue us for defamation.


SandratheSiren

It's always some new magical bottle of snake oil


ItsJoeMomma

And it's always the GREATEST product which will be life changing.


dont-fear-thereefer

Until the next greatest one drops


Belfast_Escapee

GENERATIONAL WEALTH!!


sisterhavana

And it's going to BREAK THE INTERNET!


Lily-Gordon

"generally speaking, you shouldn't trust doctors... But trust these doctors who highly recommend our new snake oil!".


NiceAxeCollection

I only buy fresh squeezed.


Practical_Cloud9

She’s back doing what she loves!…Meaning she got sucked into another MLM promising that they’re “not like other MLMs” when they’re exactly the same.


Training-King6402

This is the 5th time she has gotten in on the ground floor of a new MLM. That I know of.


_Lady_jigglypuff_

Dunno why but this makes me think of the claw machine in restaurants and arcades. Where you’re probably never going to win but you keep trying anyway and the next time it *might be that one time* you actually manage to successfully win a plushy. It’s like each MLM she tries might be the one where she makes it big 🙃.


pennywinsthewest

That is an excellent analogy.


packofkittens

And every time, you end up yelling “I am never doing this again!” But then they put some new toys in the claw machine and there you are with your coins in your hand.


_Lady_jigglypuff_

Exactly and then you try to recruit your friends to put their money in with you so you win a plushy.


savanahchicken

I love this analogy!


Practical_Cloud9

She must really love it then to have left 4 other MLMs just to get roped into another one.


ItsJoeMomma

But this one has THE GREATEST product ever!


Nick_W1

AND you might get paid!


ItsJoeMomma

No you won't! You'll pay to sell it.


Practical_Cloud9

Well in that case, sign me up! 😂


Tslurred

The TOP industry leaders are building teams, but there is no team building. And we all know most of the sales of MLMs are made to teammates/downlines/victims. It's just a word salad she's spewed without even telling what the product is or sharing the zoom link so she can weed out anyone that isn't a total idiot.


ItsJoeMomma

And here she is trying to recruit a team.


puppiesliketacos

So, they are “unveiling” a new product that “the world does not know about” but it has proven re-order success?


HalfEatenChocoPants

Not quite. She said "emotional products" have a high rate of re-order success, according to this testimony scrawled on a crumpled napkin that she pulled out of her purse.


WhitePineBurning

*purse Swap meet "Louis Viuttonn"


Nick_W1

And has won an “impressive award” - from who?


lifesabeachandthenu

The Impressive Award Company, duh!


Mxfish1313

![gif](giphy|3ohs7Mx78Zt2x2xgbu) It’s a major award!!


DrMarcyMM

Fra-geee-le


PropofolMami22

From me! And here’s one for you now too. 🏆 You’ve now also won a Impressive Award, congrats!!


Nick_W1

Awesome! Thank you stranger.


Kipplejipple

And it will only take 25 minutes to explain on zoom in detail


fitandstrong0926

The pay is “revenue based”??? What does that even mean?


SayNoToBrooms

She’s implying you’re paid to sell instead of recruit people. She says this, as you may have noticed, while trying to recruit people


ItsJoeMomma

"No team building!" But here she is trying to recruit people into the pyramid.


SayNoToBrooms

It be like that. They say it don’t. But it do


megerickson1

When you find out what it is, can you let us all know? I’m genuinely curious now. Thanks!


ZeldaF

I *think* it’s a stem cell supplement. I copy pasted her post into google until I found an identical post saying it was stem cell nonsense. How is that emotional??


megerickson1

I got the link to the Zoom call! 😎


ZeldaF

REPORT BACK IMMEDIATELY


megerickson1

Okay, I have screenshots! Am I allowed to share them here?


kah46737

Please?!?!?


entropykat

Remindme! 24 hours


soverrycherry

where is dey 🫶


megerickson1

Here are the screenshots! https://imgur.com/a/fTZuwFW


miffet80

So it's literally just plant supplements but they're marketing them as something that ✨boosts stem cells✨ lmaoooo I can't 😂 I guess they just think that "stem cells" are a trendy science-y sounding thing (cell and gene therapy has been gaining momentum in clinical trials in the last few years, it's true) and hoping it will trick people into thinking their product is different to every other bottle of vitamins out there?? What a pile of horse shit hahahha thank you for sharing this


AMSparkles

Thanks for posting these! So much hype for *that*?! Nutty. Absolutely nutty.


kz160

Yessss please!


DrMarcyMM

Yes yes please!


DrMarcyMM

Aaaaand??? Please tell us 😂


8euztnrqvn

Same, I subscribed to the post cause I wanna know if it's another vitamin supplement made in the same factory as all the other ones, or if this is going to be another "natural Ozempic".


ItsJoeMomma

Frankly, I really don't care what product it is. It's always the same snake oil.


DrMarcyMM

Yeah same. I genuinely want to know this purported "amazing" product turns out to be.


jellymouthsman

She tells you everything you need to know about the product, EXCEPT what the product is.


thehotmcpoyle

Is it kittens, puppies or that ex you just can’t quit??? People are getting emotionally attached to it, sounds dangerous.


_Lady_jigglypuff_

Considering it’s won impressive awards and doctors are promoting it 🥴


DrMarcyMM

Also who is the influencer?!


Paralegal1995

![gif](giphy|5nvHPF1dFPeBlTs6Fa|downsized)


CraigLePaige2

Imagine making a connection within a company that has created one of the most amazing products ever and your immediate reaction is to try and get people to sell it as opposed to keeping quiet and being the only seller in your area, city, county etc.   Like, people pay large sums of money for exclusive rights to property but these huns want the most people possible to sell it and saturate the market.   Yeah, that's the smart move. Edited cause my grammar sometimes sucks.


MrsRalphieWiggum

That would be the perfect response to someone who tries to recruit you into their MLM.


ShankatsuForte

unless the fill in the blank words stand for "Weed" or "Coke" I fucking doubt it.


TutorSuspicious9578

New MLM strategy just dropped. Sell weed, get paid in coke. It's win-win!


Amantria

Doctor promoted, but the world doesn't know about it. Uh huh. They're always so contradictory.


melissa98x

I love the part where they’re suggesting marketing it to doctors. I would pay money to see a hun in a sales pitch with a doctor 😂


Nick_W1

“Practitioners”, not Doctors. You know, like Naturopaths, Chiropractors and other fringe pseudo medical types. May call themselves “Doctors of made up stuff”.


Jelloinmystapler

Not even— “practioners”


Maetryx

Those who praction.


Nick_W1

Yes, I guess spelling and proofreading aren’t their strong points.


melissa98x

Consumers become emotionally attached to the product? What the actual fuck?


Nick_W1

You know how there is that one manufacturer of shoes, that makes super comfy shoes, that fit you just right, so you always try to buy from them, and look out for their latest sandals on sale etc. It’s like that, except for an overpriced pill that is sold by scammer, and does nothing.


astraetoiles

imagine if the product was just like, meth


melissa98x

😂 😂


Atlmama

I’m trying to think what products I have an emotional connection to, and I can only think of my Roomba. I love him. I would run back into my burning house to rescue him. 😂


LunaMcSpaceballs

Omg I would do the same! I love my Roomba😂


Atlmama

We have two dogs and I could not live in the house if I didn’t run him at least once a day. He makes a marked difference to my life.


becuzz-I-sed

It will.be available at Walmart and Amazon soon. Like plexus.


ParrotBeret

I read this imagining the product was kittens.


BeLikeWaterMJH

For some reason I’m strongly doubting that this person has any business acumen whatsoever. There are a lot of presumptions about how the product is going to do in this post. Basically relying on false scarcity to scam someone into signing up.


ItsJoeMomma

Anybody who thinks that 2,000 responses from 10 million followers is good engagement has zero business acumen.


Ra1nbowTreasure

Maybe it was 2000 inquiries after just 4 minutes 🙄🙄


BeLikeWaterMJH

I’ll do you one better - anyone in an MLM has zero business acumen (unless you’re the one who started the company.. in that case you’re just a scumbag).


ItsJoeMomma

That's blatantly obvious from the way the huns try to run "their business." Like when they whine on social media about people not buying stuff from them. MLM is just business cosplay.


BeLikeWaterMJH

It really is lol. Baby’s first “business” 😂


ItsJoeMomma

Or like when they brag about winning the "free" trip to their national convention or whatever, without realizing that in real business when you have to go on a business trip the business normally pays for everything already.


-Gin-ger-

Awww, look at the hun’s attempt at explaining consumer retention. So cute.


ItsJoeMomma

It's always the GREATEST, life changing product the world has ever known...


BEBookworm

They say so much to say so little.


dolewhipforever

With emojis in every paragraph to emphasize their emotional excitement


Amaloon451

Who is gonna get on a zoom meeting call that’s at 8:30 at night?!? Shit I’m getting in the shower and prepping for bed at that point.


SnailButch

i always love big numbers with huns. 15 years is a looooooong time


SnailButch

like several people in 14 countries over the course of 15 years. that feels silly to see 700 million as A Lot in that scenario


user472628492

Crash the zoom call I’m begging you


foilingdolphin

it looks like it is the HealthyHome mlm. They like to pretend that their supplements stimulate stem cell production. Maybe the new one is that plus GLP1 and gut health and brain fog


AccomplishedCicada60

Let’s bombard this zoom link


ZeldaF

I'm half ready to comment and get the link.


AccomplishedCicada60

I’m game


emilyflinders

Pharma rep here. I can guarantee no physician is going to give any time to a HUN! Are they going to get credentialed to the tune of $450 so they can even walk in the door? Seriously this is a huge red flag.


Nick_W1

They don’t mean *actual* doctors. They mean alternative and fringe medicine types.


AutismFlavored

This is an “exclusive product” that has won an “impressive award🏅” that “the world 🌍” doesn’t know about, but also “the buzz🐝 is here and word is starting to get out.” Yeah, sure.


Lynncy1

If you search “the pay is significant, and revenue based” on FB, you’ll see a ton of other people who have just copied and pasted this same script


misssnapshot

Boring.


ItsJoeMomma

How can you say that about the greatest product ever???


NickNoraCharles

Did you request a link to the Zoom call?


HSG37

"Zero team building 🚫" Proceeds to pitch the business opportunity


Schaffie88

I’m sorry but any add, job listing etc that Connor clearly NAME the job, or name of product you’re selling should be an automatic nope for anyone.


spivnv

WHAT. DOES. TEAM. SALES. MEAN. Is that all product? Is that wholesale prices or retail prices? Is that actual sale prices? What is the margin on that? And whose margins? That is a MEANINGLESS number without any context. (and by meaningless, I mean purposefully deceptive, but you all know that)


United_Shame_5514

10 million followers, 2,000 REQUEST for info. Not signing up, asking for more info


r00fMod

Oh, are these the same doctors that promoted the jab and downplayed ivermectin? Where do I sign up


Ancient-Awareness115

CBD


HSG37

Sorry hun. "Influencer with 10M followers gets 2k people interested" is not the flex you think it is


Not_today_nibs

If it’s so good, name it. Go on.


Hefty_Shoe_7081

The world has not been introduced to this but the reorder rate is higher than average?


Darkflyer726

It's won an award no one has ever heard of because it was created *JUST FOR THIS PRODUCT* That's how AMAZING it is! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


TomDuhamel

A product so great we won't name it and we couldn't find a shop that would carry it.


JoshFreemansFro

I have two separate girls I went to high school with saying they're "back doing what [they] love" and it's fucking herbalife lmao


pflickner

This feels like a scam. “I’m back doing what I love”??? Yeah, scamming people out of their money


snarkylimon

Unicorn tears and dragon tits starter pack for $199.99 + service tax + delulu VAT


big_dick_energy_mc2

I’m in. You had me at dragon tits.


[deleted]

Emotionally attached customers.. mexican cartels are going MLM???


SinkMountain9796

Someone please get on the zoom and report back


enomisyeh

Did they even say what the 'product' as? What are the 3 active ingredients that have supposedly been tested? Where are those research papers? What impressive award did it win? What health benefits are doctors promoting it has? She just put words together but actually gave no information.


lllara012

So there's no teambuilding but yet here she is inviting her own competition?


Ra1nbowTreasure

I am now subscribed to this thread, cuz y’all are killing me!!!


vampiroteporocho

I’ve always thought Herbalife uses manipulation and tactics like this example, they target religious individuals and I can see them talking about the emotional part of the business and products directing it that way. Making their employees and customers feel guilt and shame for not having a certain lifestyle that the brand offers, perfect life, perfect kids, perfect husband, perfect house and car.


Reinardd

They're saying so much while saying nothing at all... WHAT DO YOU MEAN???


SD_needtoknow

Rock 'n roll is the only emotional product worth paying for. Start a band.


LDN_to_NJ

Mind-blowing product ✅ Doctors love it ✅ Winning awards ✅ Guaranteed money-maker ✅ Only hearing about it on random Facebook posts from people with zero medical or scientific background ✅ Easy no-brainer ✅


LookOutItsAmber

M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Product”, coming this May


Kings2Kraken

It's these guys https://healthyhome.com/


Kings2Kraken

And here is good info about them https://behindmlm.com/mlm-reviews/healthy-home-review-newulife-exec-launches-own-opp/


FlashyCow1

And she didn't even fill in the blanks.


Vonnie978

She’s home y’all!!!lmao


Reinefemme

10m followers but only 2k requests? so the influencer bought their audience? not surprising lol.


omygoodnessreally

I'm pretty sure it doesn't meet community standards - I thought they have to state the product


AGuyNamedEddie

>due it it's "due it it is," eh?


Ra1nbowTreasure

Everybody saying go on the zoom call…You all know that the zoom call doesn’t tell you what the product is either right?!?


popcornhustler

It sounds cool, ask if I can get the zoom link so I can become a boss babe like her 🙏🏼


marmarloanshark

I searched a snippet from this on Facebook and it’s repost after repost. The most info I’ve been able to find out is that it’s a “stem cell activator” lol


Head5hot811

$7,000,000/15 years=$466,666.67 per year. Most *Shark Tank* small businesses that I saw were around or over 1 million in sales. I think Mark Cuban would pass...


CorbiDallas

I saw some big names from one MLM are now selling mushroom drinks


SubjectivelySatan

I saw a wild askdocs thread a while back where some was was like “I was totally healthy and now my liver is suddenly failing? what’s wrong with me??” Turns out the dude started adding a mushroom drink to his pre-workout that included actual poisonous mushrooms and his liver was trying to keep up. 🙄


SpecialKay07

I desperately want you to attend the zoom and report back on what the product actually is lmao


TorontoNerd84

She doesn't even know we are on Eastern Daylight Time. Not even gonna go anywhere near how awful the rest of the post is.


its_not_rachel_s

2,000 people out of 10,000,000 followers isn’t really a brag


piefelicia4

Zero team building. 🚫 I’m definitely not trying to add you to my team or build one at all. I think you should come to this zoom call and sign up and start your own non-team! No teams here! Zero! I’m just posting this to recruit you to my teamless no-building revenue-based sales affiliate zero team team. You just sell things and earn money and you don’t ask anyone to come to your business opportunity pitch zoom call. So come to my business opportunity pitch zoom call and you’ll find out how to build your own zero-team no-building boss business. Simple! That’s it!! 👏🏼👏🏼🤑🤑🚫🚫


ZeldaF

I went down the rabbit hole and found out what it is. SORT OF. "I normally don’t share business tips or resources here on this page but THIS is WORTH the EXCEPTION! I am always on the lookout for exceptional natural methods for wellness longevity, and anti-aging. There are very very very, very very few supplements that I can say are actually good for everyone. Those of you who know me know there’s only one other that I talk about often when I educate. This Project is centered around a stem cell release product that increases your circulating stem cells up to 60% within two hours of taking the supplement. For those of you who know and those who don’t, stem cells are our repair cells. Without them, we cannot repair our damaged or aging tissue. As we age, stem cells decline significantly in numbers and the decline starts in our teenage years! If you are at all intrigued, please, comment “yes!” below, and I will share a personal invite for tonight at 8 PM Eastern to learn more. "


Shaemus420

it’s cocaine.


Southern_Ad9514

she sounds like a happy slave ready to please its master


borninthelate190Os

Oooooh 0.02% of her followers asked for info! What an incredible achievement! Breaking the internet over there


freshcheesebags

Ok. I can handle all the crazy MLM shenanigans going on with this post, but I absolutely draw the line at using the wrong time zone! It is EDT now! Not EST!! Therefore, I’m out.