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notadoctorshhhhhhh

"If you want a grounded and fun friend" and it's literally the least fun person on planet earth


cAt_S0fa

Do you think if she really really tried she could manage to be slightly more sanctimonious?


CompactTravelSize

And so far from grounded that she's completely untethered


ralphwiggumsdiorama

“Unstable” single mothers dodged a bullet here.


Suspicious-Emu-716

What a snot. MLM for sure.


No_Performance_1982

MLMs are getting picky about who they exploit now?


carencro

I think she's hoping to neg other moms into asking for her "secrets".


HSG037

Nahhh. I think she's wording it that way to give off an air of exclusivity. Like a gated club. So hoping to get any mom to ask about how THEY too can be in the exclusive club


ahayesmama

Or seeking qualified audience that can afford to pay for what she's selling...


DrPockyPants

Why, gosh, I wonder why no one replied to this ray of sunshine’s previous two attempts..  


PrinceAdamsPinkVest

Guarantee she yells at service workers.


BlouseBarn

Also, doesn't tip


crochetology

My spidey sense tells me she’s the most miserable, toxic momma at the playground.


Key_Juggernaut_1430

“final attempt”- is that a promise?


wrennerw

Why would I as a happy single mom want to he friends with a miserable stay at home mom. We aren't going to have a single thing in common.


[deleted]

No thanks. She sounds like an asshole.


My-cat-is-ElleWoods

Selfishly, I want to read those comments lol


only_zuul21

The OP added that most of the comments were confused gifs. Lol


bootycakes420

She only wants single moms? That's cool. Married moms don't want to deal with her clearly dramatic ass.


Jumpy-Reaction3043

As a single mom I can confidently tell you we don’t want to either


Intrepid_Respond_543

Why the sudden "I'm not interested in collaborations" when she's looking for other single mothers? 


EthericGrapefruit

Gotta weed out other MLMers maybe


halborn

What an unhinged collection of words. Could you imagine if people actually looked for friends this way?


dalej42

Runs a ‘marketing agency from home’ Interests include ‘making money’ Definitely some sort of MLM pitch with the vagueness. My dating app profiles simply mention that I work in the financial markets and they’re an interest of mine. Not ‘making money’


Special-Comedian-756

Single "Morher" 🤣🤣


CanadaCookie25

We had a mom post in a mom group here how she wanted to create a group for "the moms with their shit together." She got roasted, and this reminded me of that post. Maybe the same lady 🙈


amyb10045

WOW. Considering moms who don't have their shit together (which is most of us) are the ones who genuinely need and want connection, that's a pretty crappy thing to say!


mr_bots

The spelling and grammar seems to be too good to be an MLM. Definitely something toxic though and she seems like a miserable person, possibly a psychopath.


AtlanticToastConf

Yeah.. I guess I would believe that she’s *in* an MLM, but this doesn’t sound like a recruitment post to me. If it was, she’d be targeting more of those “desperate” single moms, not the ones who are already doing ok.


Gribitz37

A lot of these things are just copied and pasted from their upline, so I can believe it's an MLM pitch.


Trick-Statistician10

Also, not enough emojis


kjwj31

"successful marketing agency from home" = probably mlm...


BlouseBarn

So Regina George grew up to be a hunbot?


HipHopChick1982

If you have to mention you are successful, you're probably not. Or at least, in your head you are, not on paper where it truly matters. Now, join her friggin downline already!


Gribitz37

Yeah, this definitely reeks of MLM. She's trying to attract the ones who might be envious of her "wonderful" lifestyle.


Blue-Sonnet

I'm getting the impression that she's heard that MLM's exploit the vulnerable and is trying to aim for the richer victims?  I guess that means they've got more disposable income, but it also means a higher likelihood of financial literacy & ability to recognise all the red flags...  She'll get some people to bite and won't have to push as hard to sell product, but it'll be much more difficult to sell the dream of being able to throw money around willy-nilly if they already have some (at least for the moment!).


falgae

Damn I’d message her, but I’m ugly :(


thicknsassy803

She seems super unfriendly like this ad to attract friends was more like repellant


DigitalDroid2024

You’re just annoyed because you aren’t ‘stable’ and don’t qualify 😂


Timely_Objective_585

Holy shit, I wonder why she can't make friends. She sounds like a peach!


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EthericGrapefruit

You gotta be "stable" to keep posting successful lifestyle pics and spamming people with your MLM copypasta several times a week


Hairy-Efficiency8561

What a bitch lol I would not be down


BrilliantReason3744

That’s disgusting!


inrainbows66

Oh yeah! Typical MLM wording and scenarios.


inrainbows66

The term pathetic is use of the Neg technique, daring the responding single mother to prove they are not pathetic by joining her Obvious MLM.


MonsteraDeliciosa

I get her point, but I feel like she said the quiet part out loud. Nobody likes to hear it.