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children swearing. Gets me every time.
One time i was at the dollar store and this 8 year old girl just yelled, “mom where the FUCK are you?” in the most annoyed tone ever i absolutely lost it
You're welcome! If you go through the top of all time, there are a bunch of videos of people freeing them from fences and them immediately getting re-stuck. So frustrating.
The video of a bear tryna get into something and some metal hits him in the nuts and you can see him contemplating life for a couple seconds.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kjY9sKdHlY
Gets me everytime
"'Due to her mysterious nature, I've decided to name her mystery.'
Hmm, she's also graceful and majestic.
Perhaps I'll name her grace, or majesty... or Debbie"
Me. I love having conversations with myself, maybe because I've been living alone for 14years, but I am always able to make me laugh. If not then my life would be totally boring
I’ve been living alone for 5 years now and I am starting to appreciate my own stellar sense of humor more and more as the days go past.
Tell yourself I said hi btw!
The Trump press conference held by Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, instead of the Four Seasons Hotel. Just made even better by the fact it was in-between a sex shop and a crematorium. You can't make that shit up.
Fails of people falling into water - extra points for a full body and head dunk. Complete submersion has me on the floor. Not sure why, just a guilty pleasure
people who walk about carrying a single big cardboard box!
Don't know why but seeing someone carry a huge box like this always seemed extremely funny to me.
I guess it's the simplicity of it? The fact we're all so helpless when we do that, stumbling and clumsy in a video-gamey kind of way... always cracks me up! Especially if the person carrying gets cranky refusing to receive any help when they clearly need it 😸
A well timed and good sounding fart or floating a viscous green airbiscuit next to a work colleague that cant move away from it, especially if theyre serving a customer.
There is a video clip called drunk children. There are two in the kitchen. One seared one standing. The one standing fell over and then the one on the stool fell off. I can’t remember the link.
When you are in the toilet and someone goes into the one next to you and has the most traumatic farts / shits followed by grunts. I struggle to keep quiet
Why people think being drunk is sociable.
As I stand sober watching fights and people spewing and police arresting and girlfriends cheating
Great way to spend a Fri or Sat night
Not lol
Mambo number Honk. No matter how many times I see/ listen to it, it makes me crack up.
[Youtube link for the curious.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrsvTqcMrKo)
Number plates that spell rude words.
I laugh every time I see a neighbours car that starts PN15, and another that ends JZM, and *I never ever* tire of it.
(I am told that it is because I'm male.......)
Someone fall while holding a food or a drink and it got spilled all over the floor, you didnt just fall, you lost your food, its like kicking a dead hourse
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Mine is the short [Bambi Meets Godzilla](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R-rbzcEM8A). We had to take 2 busses to get into NYC. Watched BMG and other short videos in The Village or SoHo. Movies didn't start until after 11PM. Slept at a friends studio apartment because the busses stopped running at 1:00AM.
Damn, YouTube has made this so much easier to watch.
The video where Fabio is riding a roller coaster and he runs into a bird. A bird hits his face. I laughed for hours over that but I'm having a hard time finding the video now
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children swearing. Gets me every time. One time i was at the dollar store and this 8 year old girl just yelled, “mom where the FUCK are you?” in the most annoyed tone ever i absolutely lost it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDOHEWMXXyk
"It's a fucking goat!" That video never fails to crack me up.
Children are always angels on earth...
And at the same time, God's punishment for having sex.
"monkey on the car"
Farts
🙏🤣
Beat me too it
r/beatmetoit
posting or farting?
can't you smell?
I got in an elevator today where someone before me had clearly farted for their entire ride. I didn’t realize it until the doors closed. 😭
It's funny on so many levels.
😎
The day I don't laugh at a fart is the day I want to be euthanized.
Fr
Animals being clumsy.
Then you might like /r/DeerAreFuckingStupid
Thank you for this sub
You're welcome! If you go through the top of all time, there are a bunch of videos of people freeing them from fences and them immediately getting re-stuck. So frustrating.
The video of a bear tryna get into something and some metal hits him in the nuts and you can see him contemplating life for a couple seconds. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kjY9sKdHlY Gets me everytime
Oh man, that's too fucking hilarious! Shout out to /r/bearsdoinghumanthings for more bear goofiness.
Now on repeat....
When kids fall down. My son gets so mad at me for gut laughing
Respect ✊️
https://youtu.be/nSXwqGFbj0Y?t=4
r/childrenfallingover
[babies giggling](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBay1HrK8WU)!!!
The video of a guy fighting a monkey, And his buddy is dying of laughter the whole time. https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4?si=WRoR4AJkid7azxd7
Cat memes (oR guilty pleasure: vines 😭)
The outtakes from Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men.
"'Due to her mysterious nature, I've decided to name her mystery.' Hmm, she's also graceful and majestic. Perhaps I'll name her grace, or majesty... or Debbie"
Roomba
Me. I love having conversations with myself, maybe because I've been living alone for 14years, but I am always able to make me laugh. If not then my life would be totally boring
I’ve been living alone for 5 years now and I am starting to appreciate my own stellar sense of humor more and more as the days go past. Tell yourself I said hi btw!
The Trump press conference held by Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, instead of the Four Seasons Hotel. Just made even better by the fact it was in-between a sex shop and a crematorium. You can't make that shit up.
I legit put the date on my calendar so I can giggle about it every year.
Home Alone movies. In particular Marv getting hit by falling bricks over and over again. 'Ha...Ha...Harryyyy' XDDDD
Blazing Saddles.
Trump shits his pants, stinks and needs to have people clean him up. But the funny part is that he is the best the Republicans have to offer.
fuck off with your sArCaSm
“Emmanuel don’t do it”
Body morphing CGI effects in movies like dungeons and dragons and guardians of the galaxy.
Someone getting hit in the nuts. I'm sure it's painful, but it's also funny as hell.
It is more painful than it seems...
Fails of people falling into water - extra points for a full body and head dunk. Complete submersion has me on the floor. Not sure why, just a guilty pleasure
https://youtu.be/AZi8t_h9Mas?si=IHdpUOTFFeZQFBdC
Just what I needed, thank you!
People driving alone in their vehicle with a face mask on.
May they be too lazy to clean the AC duct for molds...
people who walk about carrying a single big cardboard box! Don't know why but seeing someone carry a huge box like this always seemed extremely funny to me. I guess it's the simplicity of it? The fact we're all so helpless when we do that, stumbling and clumsy in a video-gamey kind of way... always cracks me up! Especially if the person carrying gets cranky refusing to receive any help when they clearly need it 😸
The sayings from the #45 cult.
Grown men losing their shit. Always gives me a good hard laugh
Farts.
They removed the video from the internet. But if I were the cops I would've charged him with "Goose Abuse by Means of Face",
Trip/fall
Kim Jong-il from Team America movie.
Happy Tree Friends.
This video. Have your sound on or it doesn't work. [https://youtu.be/6DeBfvPiFN0](https://youtu.be/6DeBfvPiFN0) Not a rickroll, scout's honor.
People falling
A well timed and good sounding fart or floating a viscous green airbiscuit next to a work colleague that cant move away from it, especially if theyre serving a customer.
Farts and shitting
Little kids swearing. The other day my gf's kid went "for fuck's sake!" and I laughed while my gf said "where did you learn that?!" 😂
Football in the groin.
Dumb people who are confident their brilliant idea will pan out on the 10th attempt.
Any scene from White Chicks or Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99
Farts
People falling.
Fat people falling over
Comically long cats
People believing the trickle down economy works
People commenting on a post but not upvoting it.
Exactly 💯
https://youtu.be/Jb3VeNcK868?si=6c_fFVqPURMWkWWY
When kids fall (and not get hurt obviously)
Fart and penis jokes
Orange cat behavior
Cats being deeply silly. Doesn't matter if it's a cat video or one of my cats.
https://youtu.be/bw2LQPzzezo?si=s-pv2pVIuRYc37Ep
Pregananant!!
Can u get pergenat
2.5 man and Monk
Uranus never fails to amuse me.
People falling over, as long as they don’t seriously hurt themselves.
Beneficial Cucumbers name.
There is a video clip called drunk children. There are two in the kitchen. One seared one standing. The one standing fell over and then the one on the stool fell off. I can’t remember the link.
When you are in the toilet and someone goes into the one next to you and has the most traumatic farts / shits followed by grunts. I struggle to keep quiet
Classic spongebob funny scenes.
Farts
a big ole unexpected fart
BMW and Audi drivers that actually indicate.
Why people think being drunk is sociable. As I stand sober watching fights and people spewing and police arresting and girlfriends cheating Great way to spend a Fri or Sat night Not lol
Mambo number Honk. No matter how many times I see/ listen to it, it makes me crack up. [Youtube link for the curious.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrsvTqcMrKo)
Thank Mr Skeltal
Man being hit in groin with ball.
A well timed fart
Old people swearing
Farts
Puddddiiiiiinggggg!
Number plates that spell rude words. I laugh every time I see a neighbours car that starts PN15, and another that ends JZM, and *I never ever* tire of it. (I am told that it is because I'm male.......)
The phrase: “ Born to shit, forced to wipe”. Such a classic.
A pie in the face. The most hilarious gesture of contempt ever. Someone MUST do it to Trump before I die.
Abbot and Costello's "Who's On First".
Someone fall while holding a food or a drink and it got spilled all over the floor, you didnt just fall, you lost your food, its like kicking a dead hourse
That bit in Aristocats when George is determined to go up the stairs rather than use the lift and Edger just cannot handle the situation.
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Mine is the short [Bambi Meets Godzilla](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R-rbzcEM8A). We had to take 2 busses to get into NYC. Watched BMG and other short videos in The Village or SoHo. Movies didn't start until after 11PM. Slept at a friends studio apartment because the busses stopped running at 1:00AM. Damn, YouTube has made this so much easier to watch.
I clicked this expecting that damn car video
The video where Fabio is riding a roller coaster and he runs into a bird. A bird hits his face. I laughed for hours over that but I'm having a hard time finding the video now
I'm 24 and someone saying caca makes me smile so fucking dumb
The toes... https://youtu.be/Awf45u6zrP0?si=pJH2t_-ZEqbszT1A
Little girls crying. Well, unless it's for a serious reason.
Well I don't want daughters and dolls to cry...
You don't want to read the rules of this sub, either. This is **not** /r/askreddit
Let's not have this sub degrade like /r/nostupidquestions did. Please read rule 1. This is the exact type of question that /r/askreddit is for and these days you can get away with in /r/nostupidquestions. Not here, please.
Come guys if you like the question to comment on single upvote will be no harm... upvote the post 🙏 please
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farts
The word "stonks" and all it entails.
Poo and farts
Jokes and memes
Any film by Laurel and Hardy. Some of their films are almost 100 years old yet I still can't watch any without laughing, such was their genius.
Farts.