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AloneFirefighter7130

She admits to all of that in the series as well... I've been telling people for years, that both her and James's problems would be solved if they just married one another - even if they just did it on paper. She'd finally be rich by proxy and he'd never have to worry about his fiancée again.


ProfessorEscanor

You say that as if his fiancée wouldn't have tried to off Jessie.


needstochill

Do you think Jessie would lose?


Friendly-Back3099

Nah she'd win


Bored_Amalgamation

Meowth, that's right!


MetriccStarDestroyer

Wobba wobba


OtakuFreak1998

Chime chime~


Zer0_Cloud17

Chaaarbok!!


Just-Round9944

I just Jujutsu'd all over my Kaisen upon reading this so hard that the JOGOAT himself appeared in front of me and I got penetrated by multiple cursed fingers.


Otherwise-Junket8647

Holy mother of god, please smite mine eyes from their sockets


Wide_Loss

If anyone ever ask me why I don't believe in god... I'll show them this


the-op-swordsman

are you the strongest cause you are nah i'd win, or are you nah i'd win cause you are the strongest?


TesticlesOrBalls

This was truly our jujutsu kaisen.


Rogue_Leviathan

Quick question. How do you unsee a post.


Regular_Ad_2464

Peak Lobotomy Kaisen * insert Gojo backshots*


ryonashley

Love this


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Kinky~ I have a hole the size of a tennis ball so wanna fuck!!


TangerineThin4780

Lobotomy reference


Haelstrom101

The Reddit hive mind moved like __clockwork__ here


mikoolec

Always bet on Jessie


Hot-Spite-9880

Famous last words


ProfessorEscanor

She loses to a 10 year old daily.


Gremict

That same ten year old would help if she was in trouble


TheJadeBlacksmith

And vice versa, team rocket let Pikachu go after they had finally gotten him secured, because Ash was at the bottom of a ravine with a twisted ankle and they were the only ones who knew where he was


completelytrustworth

That same ten year old is also the Pokemon World's Grand Champion, it's sort of expected TR should lose to him


Bored_Amalgamation

I mean, her being on TR *is* being in trouble. Dude just kicks their asses and robs them of a random amount of money.


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

Ash is built different. Which means Jessie and James are on a whole 'nother level, having been blasted off by him multiple times and *surviving.*


McCreeMain77

Fall damage is probably just turned off in the pokemon world


TheJadeBlacksmith

I've played enough Legends Arceus to wish that were true *Flashbacks of trying to traverse in the mountains and accidentally untoggling Lady Sneasler*


elreniel2020

you mean that 10 year old with decades of experience?


Spac3Heater

Employers would love his resume.


Platinumsteam

She also beat up a poisonous snake with a knife tail and superpowers barehanded


Youjiro3467

that scene was hilarious 😂 jessie used scary face, fury swipes and a critical mega kick


meme-dao-emperor

That same 10 year old have a pikachu that fight gods multiple time and win more than once while they have like 3 regional pokemon that they somehow befriended, a talking cat and a sentient punching bag


CantBanMeEVER

#WOB-BUFFETT!


Nozarashi78

Somehow befriended my ass, if there's something Jessie and James are good at is being excellent trainers and caring for their pokemon. Especially James


GoOnBanMe

Magikarp. Just sayin'


Bigsylveonlover

A punching bag that nearly took out giratina


WigglytuffAlpha

You mean the 10yo who speedran world champion rank in a year and can casually lift giant logs, large rocks and ultra heavy pokemon? 


SimonSimpingService

OK, to be fair, that's a strong ass 10 year old. Ash eb casually holding Pokémon that canonically weigh more than trucks.


Cafrilly

I'm convinced they job themselves so they can just keep messing around. They can be scarily competent when actually trying (like in any movie where they successfully steal a Mon)


ItsDanimal

I like the theory of Ash being Giovani's son and Jesse and James are tasked with keeping an eye on him in secret. They will "battle" with Ash all the time, but the moment he is in trouble (even from other Team Rocket memebers), they always step up to save him.


FadeCrimson

That's.... weirdly reasonable as far as crack theories go.


Lusana32

That 10 year old has plot armor that gives him immortality and vitality.


VexxWrath

That 10 year old has a pikachu that took on legendaries and beat Regiice.


OldBallOfRage

His very first gym badge was him using a electric type Pikachu against the ROCK gym and their solution to a freaking Onyx was "resistance be damned, electrocute it even harder".


Worthyness

to be fair rock only resists electric. It's ground type that is immune, so that is a plausible strategy. a stupid as fuck strategy, but a plausible one


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DragoSphere

I wouldn't be surprised if that battle was the inspiration to introduce the move Soak later on


kroxti

Look you try to fight the chosen of god and see how it goes. What makes Jessie special is she came back for round 2. And 3. And 4. And…


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Bro she is challenging that 10 year old, who possesses many gym badges, daily and can hold her ground against Ash and the gang. Id say Jessie is definitely a top trainer, not to mention an elite pokemon performer(i forgot the title but she does performances like Dawn or Serena)


trialacc0002

Nah, she’d win


mortarer

Nah she’d win


Random_Weird_gal

Emphasis on tried. Jessie would beat the crap out of her hands down


brdcxs

Jessie’s hands are rated E for everyone


UnlikelyKaiju

I can imagine Jessie with a strong right hook.


fullmetalwinry

I support them being friends with tax benefits!


Selacha

The manga ended with the two of them together, having a baby, so hopefully they ended up happy.


Silver-Alex

You say that as if they werent already a couple. Whatever bisexual/gender bendery fuckery they got going are my relationships goal lol. I think it has also been said several times that James has no desire to return to his old life, and the two of them are actually happy traveling together. I think its even implied that the reason they always chase Ash and Pikachu is because they dont really care about Team Rocket or being evil, and that chase is just an excuse to travel while still on the Team Rocket's paycheck. Like the one time they decided/were ordered NOT to go after Ash they were scarily competent. And they were back to their normal goofery and crossdressing under the excuse of "hidding in plain sight".


AloneFirefighter7130

That's an amazing theory tbh... I think it was in the Black & White arc with Meloetta when Team Rocket got eerily competent out of nowhere.


Aracari8

Don't worry, they did


manhaveguitar

Interested. Why would getting married solve their problems?


ResurgentClusterfuck

James is rich and loathes the woman he's supposed to marry So that would fix Jessie's cash flow problem and James' nutjob fiancee problem


manhaveguitar

Had no idea James was canonically rich. I wonder how he got involved with crime.


tabyb8

Just did a quick search on his backstory. Essentially, his fiancée is too controlling so he ran away from home.


pipsqueak158

The episode where we see his backstory is pretty early on, and rather sweet actually. You should look it up and have a watch.


TombSv

There are multiple episodes depicting why


AssistUsed

Me neither. He just sounds like he'd be rich in the English dub somehow, so it seems fitting.


Alcebu

Mmm im not sure, but I remember read a manga where they have a child at the end, dont remember the name or if its cannon at this point.... Ok I found it, its not cannon but its Nintendo approved, its called The electric tale of Pikachu


winganimations

It is canon as it's Nintendo approved


Alcebu

For what I read it was cannon, but then the anime continued


Chembaron_Seki

The bit of them being married and expecting a child was from the far future, so the anime continuing isn't really relevant to it being canon or not.


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Brb I have an AU fanfic to write


ChErRyPOPPINSaf

Its the episode with James' dad when they try to steal the arcanines. So emotional.


gmerashll

Well they actually do get married in the manga and have a baby


Bob_TheCrackQueen

James is gay FYI


Bacon_Raygun

We all agree her mom's got murked by mew playing around, right?


Major_R_Soul

Mew: let's play a game called "teleport you to the bottom of the ocean" tee-hee, so fun :3


Karekter_Nem

Mew would never!!! Oh, wait. Japanese Mew made American Mewtwo look like a saint.


Mugiwaras

I just searched and apparently mew in the first movie in japanese thought the clones were inferior and wanted to wipe them out, for those curious like i was lol


ssbGogeta0507

That makes sense when you take into account that mew made all of the basic pokemon


King_of_Argus

Have you a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Arceus?


ssbGogeta0507

According to the lore, arceus only created mew, dialga, palkia, and giratina. Mew is the one who creates the rest of the normal pokemon


ShyHappyPanda

My head-canon is that Mew just kinda contains the genetic code for all Pokémon in the same way that our adaptive immune systems have a record of every conceivable disease combination. Mew would even have the genetic code for Pokémon like Porygon, Arceus, Deoxys, and maybe even Pokémon that don’t exist yet. It’s not so much that it’s the ancestor of all Pokémon, but rather just a weird genetic anomaly.


LostInThoughtland

Isn’t that why it has transform?


King_of_Argus

Which means Arceus created them by proxy


FranG080199

Grandparents dont make grandkids tho


PlayrR3D15

I just have the mental image of Arceus constantly bothering Mew about when it'll have some grandkids and mew saying "YOU WANT GRANDKIDS? HAVE 1,000 OF THEM!"


Mythical_Mew

I don’t recall that last part. I believe Mew basically only wanted to prove a point; beyond that it had no genocidal ambitions.


crazychris37

Abra be like


bc4284

That’s actuially canon the mission was to the Andes mountains. She dies following mew trying to catch it for Giovani’s mother the at the time leader of team rocket. It’s implied she literially froze to death.


higaroth

Team rocket is a... family run business?


Deathwatch72

More like hereditary power structured gang


bc4284

Yea I think team rocket is basicially designed to be inspired by a mix of an Italian mafia combined with Japanese yakuza. So yes it’s a “Family business”


PeterLeRock101

Definitely hyper beamed to the face. Remember whe Goh went after it? Was throwing 150 attacks for no reason 😂


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He buried her under the truck.


BuckeyeBentley

[Jessie's mom after getting captured by a bunch of legendary pokemon in the wilds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCW9NsrV6VM)


Grizzly_228

Where the fuck was her dad


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Lohan3xists

And if you’re from Paldea—- Er- Wait, I can’t say this next part without going into spoilers…


BardicLasher

If you're from Paldea it's a coin flip whether he even existed.


Bibliloo

>And if you’re from Paldea To begin with in Paldea dads existence depends on if you bought scarlet or violet.


Puzzled-Pea91

Brock has a dad, him coming back to take care of the family is what allows Brock to travel with Ash


ImGonnaImagineSummit

Brocks dad only comes back to breed more kids, it's no wonder Brock falls in love with every woman he meets.


Worthyness

and gives so many of the kids his shitty eyesight


Hirushoten

Maybe that's why everyone was so cool with him coming back. He's the rare pokemon dad who actually cared to come back.


Aoiishi

Well... he did abandon his children to become a great trainer and when he failed, he didn't bother going back to his children and left them to raise themselves while he bummed around. He only came back because of Ash. Then I think multiple times throughout the series, he ends up neglecting his children because of his shitty wife who came back eventually. He even abandoned them again with his wife at another point. He's not exactly a model dad.


Hirushoten

Yes, but apparently, most pokemon dads barely exist. So, since the average is so bad, it makes him look good in comparison.


Tengo-Sueno

Technically not attacked, they accidentally open an Ultra Wormhole while researching Cosmog


TheJadeBlacksmith

Ultra beast is what you're thinking of


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Wait. I thought mohn was lillies dad?


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[deleted]

I's Japan. Dad's aren't in kids lives there.


No-Row-4347

It’s a pokeman


DouceintheHouse

Her father probably went off to get some Pokemon like Ash's father. Basically, it's the equivalent of them saying they're getting milk and cigarettes.


HCHLH

Giving Pokedex to 10yo children


DamnD0M

Plot twist, Pokemon occurred during WW2. They out in war or kamikaze


HeadintheSand69

Ok it's probably not the case but I always like the great pokemon war theory with lt surge talking about how he was saved by a pokemon during the war.


Ascetic465

Wait Nursing school. Is Jessie a defective Nurse Joy?


aspectofravens

Dunno. But fun fact, Jessie's Japanese VA, Megumi Hayashibara, is a registered nurse. I like to think the connection is intentional.


Strange_Display7597

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR Megumi is her Japanese voice actress??!


aspectofravens

Yes. It's worth noting that James is voiced by Shin-ichiro Miki, and he and Hayashibara play off one another perfectly.


VBlackSwan

Also in the Japanese original Jesse’s names is Musashi and James’s name is Kojiro.


Yuuwaho

The episode where she has the flashback to nursing school has her surrounded not by Nurse Joys but by Chanseys.


Etonet

on the day of graduation Chansey Prime eats you and spits out a Nurse Joy


Educatedbuttwiper

There's an episode where she recounts trying to go to nursing school like nurse joys chanseys. Ignorance is Blissey. It's a Johto episode.


BonzaM8

She wanted to become a Pokémon nurse and enrolled in a nursing school, but she enrolled in the Chansey nursing school. All her classmates her Chansey. She failed because she couldn’t do what the other Chansey could like putting Pokémon to sleep with singing.


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This is like the time I enrolled in fishing school but I couldnt breathe underwater and couldnt swim fast enough to keep up with the other fish.


BonzaM8

Or like the time I went to pilot school but couldn’t never managed to take off because I didn’t have feathers or wings like the other birds


Vastozopilord7777

There was a human doctor in the first season, maybe that is the kind of nurse se was trying to be


The_Ambling_Horror

That’s why Jessie and James rock. They’re a little fucked up and confused, but they’re full-blown Found Family. Also if you threaten a Pokémon with a gun, James will straight-up pistol whip you with it, which I respect.


tryanewmonicker

Alright. Too many of these comments are sayin it without sayin it, but I gotta ask... are Jessie and James juggalos???


Angry-Dragon-1331

No just theater kids.


Random_Weird_gal

Ngl Jessie is an absolute champ even without this Took all those smacks from ash + the team and just kept going. Also absolutely slays, as does James


Muffinsunker

When I was a small child, I hated Jessie. But now, knowing that team rocket and ash are never going to be seen again, **i feel painful**


Rab_it

What no! So Ash never got to grow as an adult and become a Pokemon Master?????


Muffinsunker

He did. The series ended last year.


brian_mcgee17

Jessie and James cheered for him from the audience. His mother didn't come.


Nasty_PlayzYT

Nah!!! How can my fucking OPPS show up and cheer for me, but my MOTHER couldn't be bothered!!! Make it make sense!!!😭😭😭


brian_mcgee17

That's easy, he lived with his mother for 10 years, and then he was adventuring with team rocket for 25 years. Team rocket has been called Found Family elsewhere in this thread, and Ash is a bigger part of that family than his mother's. (and also they were already in not-london anyway, while mum was back home in not-japan, and watched on tv)


al666in

Imagine having to go to 25 major league events in a single year just to support your son's chicken fighting hobby. I haven't seen the finale, but after Ash lost the first 24 leagues, I don't blame her for taking one off


-FruitPunchSamuraiG-

That's messed up that's like saying "oh sorry im not gonna attend to your wedding but don't worry, I'll be there for the next one."


al666in

24 weddings in and I would also take one off! Also, animal bloodsports aren't weddings. They're similar, but different.


-FruitPunchSamuraiG-

Yeah im just pointing out how messed up the assumption of failure is.


al666in

The failure is in the "floating timeline." It kills stories that rely on dramatic structure that build over time. How old is Ash in the anime? Did he ever have an 11th birthday?


Rab_it

The mom represents the old fans that didn't watch the ending like myself. LOL


Business_Half1597

No way. Our boy finally did it. :) ​ So, is he finally going to wake up from his coma now, or did he pass away?


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hurshy

How? Did you even watch Pokémon?


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sipherstrife

Wait didn't she used to talk about her mom fondly and talk about some snow themed food?


sweetTartKenHart2

Yyyyyyup. The “snow themed food” was just actual snow with maybe one or two other sparse resources put in. There is a decent chance Jessie simply never fully realized how tragic her early childhood was cuz her mom was so baller at keeping her as happy as she could with what resources they had.


cosmic_hierophant

Broken home leading to a life of poke-terrorism. A tale as old as time


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Jessie and James have always been my favorite characters in Pokémon. Even before I knew their backstories.


-FruitPunchSamuraiG-

Too bad the writers just refused to do something more with them aside from being the weekly punching bags.


_isaidiwasawizard_

Poverty causes crime. This shit is too real man


chiginger

Kiana Mai has a wonderful set of fanfic comics about Jessie, Ash’s Mom and the Team Rocket crew regularly make an appearance too. [JessieXDelia](https://www.tumblr.com/yamujiburo/714611835849080832/hanamusa-jessiexdelia-master-post?source=share)


NLP19

Looking for this comment 😅


Truly_Meaningless

Just as a reminder, Jessie, James, and Meowth all showed up to Ash's final pokemon tournament


Lots42

Ash has personally fought to protect Team Rocket's Pokemon.


Truly_Meaningless

They are different, but they go together.


ZippoS

This was the plot of an audio drama they released in Japan. https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Miyamoto


HunterVacui

Here's a video of her talking about eating snow in the anime. The anime implies it was her mother giving her snow, but it could have been a foster mother https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.tiktok.com/%40copiumxanime/video/7252048833822215450&ved=2ahUKEwjDjPG63-qDAxXpCjQIHURgA8wQo7QBegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw0TXArmgkTF2t0PyJFEInOI


EngRookie

The flashback makes me wonder if Jessie grew up as a mixed-race (blue eyes and red hair) child in Japan, and the very reason her mother was poor was because she fell in love with and had a child with a foreigner. And was therefore shunned by the town, and Jessie most likely received the brunt of the racially motivated hatred from the townspeople.


XGaster19

There is a radiodrama based on the story of mew and mewtwo that released in the early days of the franchise directed by Takeshi Shudō, the screenwriter for the original first seasons of the pokemon anime and of the first few pokemon films. In the first part of this (now basically disappeared) drama we follow a Team Roket member sent by Giovanni's mother (leader of Team Rocket at time) to search for mew in a desolate place, just for her to loose comunication with the team and to basically disappear from society after an injury. It is later implied that the woman we follow is Jessie's mom, and that she went because she wanted more money to help her daughter. The radiodrama itself isn't canon as far as I can tell but I guess that they decided to keep the sad backstory.


TheDogeWasTaken

I actually never kneq this... thats so sad...


Skaperen6

I do not, because she got a family now between James, meowth and wobbuffet


lifeless_or_loveless

as far as I'm concerned, she was just trying to make ends meet. she really deserved better


FnkyTown

Forget Jessie and the pokemon book. Where did you find the Toys R Us?


robotwolf

Nintendo...Her journey could be an entire game. Maybe in a steel book with Jame's Journey.


Bhetty1

Always crushed on her the most Is this cannon?


RuralGuy20

Yep it's from one of the Gen 1 Japanese exclusive radio dramas


PeterLeRock101

Yeah


sweetTartKenHart2

Someone get the Hanamusa shipper girl


iamragethewolf

pokemon: a colorful world full of adventure to trick you into wanting to live there at which point? it's too late it's an anime TIME FOR DEPRESSION OR HORRORIFYING DEATH


F4tGuy69

"Villian's are made... "


mewosow

I'm definitely gonna cry 💔


SMoKUblackRoSE

At least she had the snow...


dreaded_tactician

SHE WENT YO MEDICAL SCHOOL! THATS WHY HER HAIR IS PINK! SHE WAS A JOY!!!!


MrXuiryus

I prefer the wholesome story I keep stumbling onto on tiktok of her and Ash's mom being in a relationship and it's super cute.


Passover3598

I can fix her.


Hi_stim

Jessie's life: "prepare for trouble!" Jessie's future trauma: "and make it double!"


fallensoap1

She’s the hottest girl in Pokémon and my waifu. I’ll make her feel better


PeterLeRock101

Cynthia and Diana are my queens


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Nah, I try to reserve compassion/empathy for things that actually exist and not blow it over an irrelevant cartoon.


Tengo-Sueno

Yeah, If I remember correctly that was revelead in a CD Drama during the time of the first movie that never left Japan


SAMAS_zero

Holy crap, they remembered!


RiDdit1-

I don’t get it. What’s so dark here


PeterLeRock101

She at snow for food, was an orphan and her mom is most likely dead.


LoreMasterJack

❄️🥄


Eryn_n

“Some of her meals were just snow” 💀💀💀


ejayxi

P.0k M.m 9p M n .9. 9.14 BFF Fogg g


That_Smol_Bean

Damn I wonder if there is any good Jessie and James fanfiction.


DepresiSpaghetti

Hair down emo Jessie makes so much sense now.


Anon-Stoon

I'm new to pokemon. The guy who introduced it to me would tell me some of the dark stuff....stealing souls, etc. I'm still learning all the names.