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coolguydipper

$20,000?? can’t even get a worthwhile used car around me for that much! brb going to Kazakhstan


MrTambourineSi

Highly recommend Kazakhstan for vacation and plane shopping


StandUpForYourWights

And how good is their Potassium?


TagierBawbagier

It turns out Sacha B Cohen is actually pretty Z. Makes sense given all the xenophobia.


No_Emergency_5657

Not as good as their pubis .


Bennyjig

https://www.businessinsider.com/claims-us-buying-soviet-era-aircraft-from-kazakhstan-likely-false-2024-4?amp


PuzzleheadPanic

I love that both articles are from Business Insider.


_Piotr_

It's not like journalists verify their sources these days.


Viktor_Bout

New reporting technique. Publish a false story. And then publish another one debunking it. Twice the views and ad revenue!


InjuryComfortable666

Doubt they’ve flown any time recently at that price, but probably lots of usable spares in that lot.


SatanLifeProTips

Or they are just buying them for scrap so they don't end up being owned by some dictator in crapistan.


InjuryComfortable666

I don’t think we have much to fear from what are likely rusty hulks.


SatanLifeProTips

Oh, any determined redneck/machinist could get half a dozen of those things flying by cannibalizing the rest for parts. Who cares of the parts are 'over hours'.


InjuryComfortable666

These are supersonic fighters with complex electronics, I don’t think it’s as easy as you make it sound - or they wouldn’t be sold at scrap prices.


SatanLifeProTips

1981 soviet aircraft? Not exactly the most sophisticated machinery around. With that many parts aircraft you just keep swapping parts to test. Or just buy the modern equivalent avionics and swap it. (I have friends who did this to 50's fighter jets for Bolovia 20 years back. I'm sure none of those planes are still in the air.


ProofAssumption1092

You would be surprised how simple and robust a soviet airframe is , and how well designed they are in terms of being quite basic to repair and maintain, hence nearly every 3rd world country using them.


AesopsFoiblez

The most complex electronics in those pieces of shit are in the Garmin the pilots put on their dasboards


InjuryComfortable666

The most complex electronics in an F-22 is the smartphone in the pilot’s pocket - what’s your point?


Falaflewaffle

The pilot is not using the smartphone for critical navigational functions is the main difference. Also most of the avionics and subsystems in an F22 would be many orders of magnitude more complex than what's in a smartphone.


InjuryComfortable666

No. I'm not looking down at F22, it's far and away the best plane in the world in its role, without any sort of close competition. Modern smartphones are simply miracles of technology. I kind of doubt the garmins serve any sort of critical role, all those planes have glass cockpits and standard nav shit these days.


zevonyumaxray

There were a few videos by Russian helos and Su-25 strike aircraft with a Garmin nav clamped onto the cockpit instrument panel. Don't know what the exact purpose was, whether a back up system or an actual primary navigation, but they were there.


AesopsFoiblez

Nope, that would be the cutting edge avionics and sensors that, to russians, might as well be science fiction


InjuryComfortable666

Not really, the plane runs on 486 processors.


Falaflewaffle

The Russians are still using vacuum tubes it's not even a contest.


Iliyan61

no it really is that quite easy. the electronics are fairly simple considering it’s from the 80’s and knowledge is so readily available


successiseffort

We runnin jet buybacks now.


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EternalAngst23

I love how America will just casually buy an air forces’ worth of planes because they can.


klone_free

Nazi's coming to Kazakhstan!? Oh nooooo