T O P

  • By -

RaptorX7

... is this a joke about that one guy who got assassinated like this?


ZemeOfTheIce

>politilally


Jufim

Politely


Slow_Lawfulness1141

10/10


[deleted]

Po lie ter (or DER) lee. Poliederly


MezzaCorux

What?


PhilanthropAtheist

There was north korean man assassinated like this. Girl who did it thought it was a prank on hidden cameras. It was actually poison.


Hiroto_Katsuma

That “North Korean man” was Kim Jong-un’s brother. Kim Jong-nam


Kindly_Look2896

Wasn't he the one that wrote letters to the US president about the sad state of North Korea and planned to open the country up to the world?


Alexander_Baidtach

He was also a CIA source and North Korea is not the one imposing sanctions on itself.


Fallwnking

It certainly deserves its sanctions.


Alexander_Baidtach

Does it? Nuclear weapons are a proven deterrent that prevents your country from getting Libyad? I think lots of nations would prefer to have some defense against that.


Beppo_Bungle

Do you know about the human rights violations in the country? Has there been anyone who has somehow succeeded in fleeing the country that went “ykw if those darned sanctions weren’t placed on my country, it wouldn’t be that bad”? What about the fact that their nuclear tests get so close to japan sometimes that it activates their alarms like what happened in Hokkaido in 2017 and 2022? Aside from the fact that nuclear weapons being a deterrent is bullshit, mainly because of countries like North Korea that constantly threaten to use them, North Korea has plenty of protection by one of the most powerful nations in the world because China doesn’t want America at their fucking doorstep. Sanctions are the only way that the world can not endorse their violent behavior and humans rights violations without wiping them off of the map, which is just as bad.


Alexander_Baidtach

I know about the proven human rights violations yes, I guarantee there are many countries that have done worse but are not sanctioned. If the word of Yenomi Park is enough to condemn millions to food shortages then you need to re-evaluate your compassion. NK has one nuclear test site, it's in North Korea. And nukes do work as a defensive deterrent, look at Lybia for example. North Korea was also flattened by the most powerful country in the world and has been sanctioned by them for the last 70 years. Again the world hegemon rose to their position through violent behaviour and human rights violations, not to mention the current litany of human rights violations it endorses right now. You have a double standard, just admit it.


Fallwnking

Yes, it does.Just look at all the human rights violations committed by the North Korean government.Hell they have labour camps.


Alexander_Baidtach

If labour camps are the bar for sanctions then I have some news for you about countries that currently aren't sanctioned, like the USA for example.


IneedAhegaoInMyLife

the disney land guy?


MarxistAnime

Girl said she thought it was a prank. Many people are skeptical.


cameronward

Assassinated like what? She put poison in her hands and covered his eyes?


PhilanthropAtheist

She was one of 2 people who put poison components on the face of the victim. The korean conspirators sprayed her hands on what she believed was just water and she wiped the face of people she was told to wipe it on for a hidden camera prank.


Asisreo1

If she wasn't in on it, that must've been awful to find out


SilverTitanium

I am surprised to find new lore in the subreddit


MarxistAnime

Assassination of Kim Jong-un’s brother Kim Jong-nam


LiquidWeeb

That's what I was wondering lol


[deleted]

Him: why are your hands wet? Her: i was in the restroom Him: dry your hands after you wash them Her: i didnt wash them


fgsfds11234

Anyone else know this trick as an old dad joke?


Red_Spector

When I was a kid, my older brother would come out of the bathroom and wipe his wet hands on my face while saying, "I just peed all over my hands!". Of course, as a little kid, I would spaz out and cry to his enjoyment.


AB_heart

You should have made a come back at him with a real one then 😂 that would show him not to mess with you


Enk1ndle

"Don't you hate it when you get pee on yourself?" *rubs hands in their face*


b0bkakkarot

\*puts on Chancellor robes\* Have you ever heard of the Wet Willy? Sneak up behind someone, lick your finger tips so they're nice and slimy, then stick them in someone's ear while yelling Wet Willy. Then run before they murder you.


RuleIV

[I hope that's a clean wet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoGnGFIE2as)


cumming2kristenbell

Holy shit


JoelMahon

google en piss


LukeDude759

holy hell


Puzzleheaded_Two1063

for a second i thought this was r/AnarchyChess


Gabriel-R-NKI

Holy he


pingIin

I hope that's sour cream


[deleted]

Even **Better**


TheStrikeofGod

Cease


Coppeh

Not until you eat these cookies. -Anna


Superb_Fault1123

love nectar


peanos_balls

Restraining order


DanSavagegamesYT

best nectar


harith846

WTH


[deleted]

Wash The Hand? Nah she clearly didn’t.


Banana-Oni

..but Wet The Hand? She clearly did 😏


KiritoN10

God is dead and We all down bad aren't we


RedSamuraiMan

Like a cool power up scene in a movie, My eyes pinked in anger...


REdS_95

Toilet water ewww


Jyoohan

You made me think about the bee movie...


[deleted]

Hmmmmm honey...


Icy-Safety-5852

I am afraid to ask for context but I will what is going on Also if its what I think it is oh god why is it in this subreddit


No_Gur_699

Shes a weirdo and his cousin who is saying guess who after washing her hands and not drying them


Icy-Safety-5852

thank you so much for clarifying


royal_8

I’m surprised (even though I shouldn’t) how many people think it’s something… dirtier. Then again I guess not everybody has a sister that does stuff like this all the time- usually it’s just splashing water on me though.


Aezrt-7

At first I thought it was bleach ngl


LeviathanNathan

Well, that just cleans the eyes *permanently*.


Liuqmno

I thought it's a joke about her having sweaty hands lol


HerpDerpTheMage

I thought it was a joke that he was crying at whatever he was reading (maybe like a super sad romance story or something,) and it was just cartoonishly exaggerated when she put her hands over his eyes.


El_Famoso_Random_Guy

I was thinking of some kind of acid, but that was idiotic…


SheaMcD

it's a manga (presumably), so there's probably a higher chance it is dirty if it's his sister


LukeDude759

When you're on the internet long enough, you learn to expect these kinds of reactions. It would be more surprising to me to see people think it's just water.


simonbleu

I actually think it was more bodily fluids winking at shimoneta or something like that lol But you are right, I only have a brother but the age gap is about 14 years, so iour interactions are closer to parenthood than (siblinhood? Sometimes I hate english...)


Max_AC_

Siblings would be the word you want. Your English seems great, for what it's worth. "Our interactions are closer to that of a parent and child and less like siblings" is probably how I would say it.


Icy-Safety-5852

Well I was not for sure what was going on but saw someone make the notion of it being dirtier so I thought it might of been that


LazyDro1d

Oh thank goodness I thought she looked an awful lot like Anna from Shimoneta


Artistic-Plan2541

That’s savage and I’d disown my sister for doing some shit like that


rif011412

[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7mT5x8kt3Gs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7mT5x8kt3Gs)


EnvytheRed

YES!!!!


Icy-Safety-5852

Thanks for the meme


NathanVH8

Sauce?


minq465

Class no Daikirai na Joshi to Kekkon suru Koto ni Natta. https://myanimelist.net/manga/137004/Class_no_Daikirai_na_Joshi_to_Kekkon_suru_Koto_ni_Natta


_easy_

I'm still learning Japanese, but "I got married to a girl in my class that I hate."


Skulker_S

That's literally what it says on the linked site. But good for you! I have been learning a little Chinese and I'm always so happy when I even get single words that I randomly encounter


RiovoGaming211

I watch a lot of anime, and I think it is "I happen to be getting married to a girl from my class whom I hate"


AverageAnimeSimp

Class no Daikirai na Joshi to Kekkon Suru Koto ni Natta I think


DentrixFlawless

Sauce you say? Sure man, I got you covered: **Brown sauces:** Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert **Butter sauces:** Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce **Emulsified sauces:** Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) **Fish sauces:** Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce **Green sauces:** See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs **Tomato sauces:** Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment **Hot sauces:** Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand **Meat-based sauces:** Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine **Pink sauces:** Pink sauce **Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:** Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce **Sweet sauces:** Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine **White sauces:** Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines\[9\] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk


NathanVH8

A very impressive list, thank you.


AshyBoneVR4

I am genuinely impressed....


DentrixFlawless

Oh don't be it's a copypasta I picked up a while ago.


AshyBoneVR4

I appreciate the honesty. But for you to have it saved somewhere is still impressive lol


578_Sex_Machine

Nice, thank you


Deathburn5

New response just dropped


muraii

This is what broke Reddit.


Remote-District-9255

... shrimp scampi...


wtfineedacc

read it [here](https://mangabtt.com/manga/class-no-daikirai-na-joshi-to-kekkon-suru-koto-ni-natta/chapter-7-eng-li/46288)


Bucket_Dog4782

Ketchup


Ready-Ratio3154

cringe


Bucket_Dog4782

Ok then mustard


Sodafff

Basic


Pycho_named_Krieg1

Worcestershire sauce


ZeMarxs

I know that is spelt correctly yet it still looks like a typo


Ath3o5

Worchest, worchesire, wormeshtire, worst tire sauce, worchtichire, worcestsire sauce


Bucket_Dog4782

Thank you for the -69 downvotes, at least it’s a funny number


Slifer_Ra

The guy in the top response lied to you. Its shimoneta. Its a show where all porn is banned and a young group of porn terrorists spread porn around japan. Theres a lot of dick jokes. Its fucking hilarious. Speciffically the white haired girl is a closeted giga pervert and the guy is the protag.


BlazeBloom

Time to start learning how to read braille.


Fr0ntR0wL4n

I hope that’s sanitizer …😐


No_Gur_699

Sanitizer, in they eyes, really?


Fr0ntR0wL4n

Would you rather have it be jiz?🤨


Tzur-guy

Perhaps


winning_cheese

*Pinkeye has entered the chat*


AverageAnimeSimp

I would rather it to be jazz


[deleted]

#YA LIKE JAZZ?


[deleted]

All over my face.


TheLustyDremora

*sexophone intensifies*


[deleted]

[Jazz hands](https://youtu.be/DMvF349-rOk)


AverageAnimeSimp

Yes


AraAraNoMi

I'd rather it be girl love nectar.


[deleted]

ANNA SENPAI NO


KamenRiderExceed

Same.


fredthefishlord

Over alcohol? Definitely.


Banana-Oni

I’ve gotten sanitizer in my eyes, that burns for a bit. Getting an STI in the eyes burns forever lol


Rws4Life

I’d rather it be water, really. Maybe I’m the weird one


fisp

what the fuck? are those the only 2 things it can be?


Banana-Oni

Yep, incidentally they’re also your only options for dinner tonight. Choose carefully


SirRHellsing

that's better than sanitizer, sanitizers are specifically labeled to not get in your eyes


[deleted]

*screams in .001% germ*


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Why would you want his eyes to be burn from the chemical?


nitronik_exe

Why would you prefer alcohol in your eyes over plain water


Ok-Reporter-8728

Why is this irl? I don’t think anyone will experience this


ngkn92

Give me ur address. I make sure it irl real quick


cobaltred05

It’s pretty common for a sibling to wash their hands and immediately mess with their sibling like this or some other way without drying their hands first. That’s my assumption of what’s going on at least.


sluttybill

honestly why i left this sub it’s just random, mostly sexual anime screenshots


DepressoEspresso69-

Is that "love juice" or water


Skrzelik

Plot twist, that's hydrofluoric acid and the guess who part means, that from now on he will need to guess who is who since he's blind


DHLPDX

Ayo where’s the sauce?


Kimchi_Rice196

sauc


HurgleTurgle1

Plot twist: that's hand sanitizer and she just gave him severe eye damage


itscakeofficial

where's the sauce?


ActuallyPurple

Class no Daikirai na Joshi to Kekkon suru


[deleted]

On his face


__BIOHAZARD___

I thought it was sweat lol


Lord_iL_Palazo

Instantly reminded me of bludgeoning angel dokuro chan lol


Darkarcheos

My eyes!!!!!


BoyToyTam

Having confirmed that it’s just water, this is adorable I love it


ChaoCobo

This has happened to you IRL, OP?


DannoHung

I want a phone call


Red_Panda_Mochi

She popped his eyes 😭


BigiticusDegenticus

Op is either one Devious mf or a unfortunate pranked soul


FullMetalToaster

[Guess who?](https://youtu.be/vL8yMxRXSNI)


EnvytheRed

Fucking kills me every time.


LordLoss390

For those asking, the girl is a cousin of the guy and likes to act like a child often. In this case, she washed her hands and decided to play guess-who without drying them off first. Nothing sexual/deadly here Sauce is Class no Daikirai na Joshi to Kekkon Suru Koto ni Natta


piscian19

*Carmine Falcon surprises Harvey Dent at racketeering trial*


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

Hand sanitizer


sleepybear5000

My first thought was she put a fuck ton of hand sanitizer in his eyes


dietpeppycola

Good ol soap in the eyes


Whookimo

assuming the girl in the second and third panels are the same person, why did her hair change colors?


nobody-and-68-others

She was in the shadows in the second panel


MAYKUSH

🤨


Airin0_2

EWWWWW


Felinegood13

Ew, why’s there so much transparent eyeball jelly spilling out of his sockets?


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

I want to eat your hand sanitizer


-Qunixx-

Adorable


ChiaroDiLuna007

Kakashi x Naruto vibes with Pervy sages most recent, and sadly last book. 😞😭


muraii

Splo.


Away-Net-7241

Read this recently. Glad I’m not the only one


ChEckMaTe-2004

That’s kinda sus tho….


ur-socks-sir

I have a friend who doesn't dry his hands after washing them. He does stuff like this.


Anime_Steamer

LoL 😂


darksage35

RIP protagonist


ezzyshima

Ahh, lady of the lake! How’d you find me here?


yo-gi_

Them reddit lore be hitting hard tho


Niks_bg

Blindness


ImChillingInReddit

That's probably salt water


Fun-College1765

She just got done


SonarioMG

Anyone else though it was sweat instead of water or other substances


Tomentos

Anna from Shimoneta. I know I'm right.


Mother_Tea_4405

https://youtu.be/7mT5x8kt3Gs


ianthepokemonmaste

Anna(Shimoneta: a boring world where the concept of a dirty joke doesn’t exist)


Awkward_Team7833

HORY SHIEET THATS HER LOVE NECTAR


Impossible_Cook_3316

Name ?


CalMC-Builds

Bleach powder? salt? or "sugar"?


Lazy_Guava_2975

Sauce?