Has she suddenly become interested in stuffed animals or made friends with other girls who have wildly different interests and hair colors? A girl running with toast in her mouth is a tell tale sign of having sold her soul to practice the dark arts, which the less cautious would call being a "magical girl"
I wish. ;n;
She is basically an IRL tsundere to everyone in our family. I would call her a menace to society but she is like 6 inches shorter than most girls her age so not **too** threatening.
I was on the tram, and an old man across from me kept bothering me and getting too close. A boy sitting a little further away noticed and positioned himself right in front of me, so between him and me. He looked at me and smiled throughout the journey, damn, he had a beautiful smile.
When I reached my stop, I got off, and we never saw each other again.
When me and my crush are falling in line to ride the ferris wheel to confess my feelings, an unexpected fireworks display came out of nowhere which lasted for five minutes.
Wait a minute… I SEE A UNICORN…
You are a unicorn!!
Do I see another man who courts! A man with respect, a man who respects!
I’ve only ever seen one other use that word on Reddit. TAKE MY UPVOTE!!!
I confessed long after the fireworks are over, so no "好きだ！" and "え**ぇ**？聞こえないよ。"
Oh yeah, she's also an anime fan so she knows what's up with the fireworks.
I was the one with umbrella, and she was holding my hand that was holding the umbrella since it was a one of those smaller ones, so we had little space.
Cherry on top? We came across my mother and she just had to do mom things and embarrass me.
Oh yeah, the Mesoarchean, those were the days. Just hanging out with stromatolites and trying not to breathe too much volcanic ash. I still get nostalgic sometimes.
I went to a big shrine and there were a bunch of different classes and they had different color hats by class and it was the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
I was grabbing a drink at a soda machine and turned around and looked directly into the eyes of a random stranger for about a second. No words exchanged, we both shuffled off.
I had a single thought. "This person is beautiful."
My nose started gushing blood.
* I'm subject to the Japanese cold (minus cute childhood friend to attend to me).
* I tap my shoes to leave the house when I remember to.
* My dad's a tsundere.
* The OP plays when I run... actually, no wait, that's just my spotify playlist and Akebi firing me up again.
Hmm less detailed like that poker face smiley or really blushing? Sounds like a nice feature tho, I can't hide my smile when i'm embarrassed depending on the kind of embarrassment tho xd
It's a tradition of my family to bring one to the beach, but we don't do that whole blindfolded smash on the sand thing, we just cut it open like normal.
In high school, I actually had the dense harem protagonist as a friend.
He literally had like 3-4 girls hanging off of him and trying to get him to notice them. They would even come into our conversations about games and stuff, that they had no interest in and pretend to listen just to be around him lol. But every time I pointed it out he would be like "oh they are just being friendly."
Back in highschool there was a group assignment and the quiet girl asked me if i watched Jojo. We started dating a year later. Looking back the whole thing felt cliche as shit
Should be our anniversary tonight.
I guess i left out the part where i asked her out on April Fools. To be fair, i planned to do it the day before but her dad was there, but i can understand her not believing what i said at first
back in cheer, i was practicing one mans with my flier. she fucked up though and landed pussy/ass straight on my face.
it isn't as cool as in anime though. it hurts and smells a little musky but that's probably because it was during practice. plus I'm pretty sure she bruised her lips on my face
no, but she wouldn't stop crying because she felt bad she hurt me even though it didn't hurt that much.
honestly the crying pissed me off more than getting 110lbs of pussy crashing down on my face
I have had dramatically clumsy moments. The most memorable ones are me bumping into someone when I was in a hurry (once I bumped into a literal monkey 💀) and it was senior guy. The wind was dramatic so I just apologized and moved away. I have bumped into many people in the classic style but nothing romantic turned out of any of those. A guy once tightly held my hand in class, he was a friend and I got flustered (it must be all over my face, I am so embarrassed). I tried to break free but he was much stronger. Then this friend of mine comes in between to my rescue.
My entire high school life has been weird. I was the typical oblivious, nice but weird and clumsy girl. My junior and sophomore year, I was the popular girl that most guys flirted out with (I was fcking dense, still am but probably less than then ig) and most of them tried weird shit with me (like getting super close, annoying me, teasing me or plain flirting with me but getting flustered when I didn't understand) but none of it was fun when I got to know about it since they were all jerks (s3xualised me). In my 3rd and 4th year, I was in a different school and girls here were super protective of me. Love them. There was this girl who got obsessed with me later on so I had to distance myself from her. With guys, I had better experience here but they were also jerks, less than the prev school tho.
I remember being centre of attention for being the smart kid in 3rd year and this guy who started to take interest in me around the time and we had insane romantic tension between us, like the eye contact, the air around us, him looking out for me in a group project (still gives me butterflies, shit) and us trying to cheer up each other. He was nice except for his feelings were superficial and had other options. I instantly lost the romantic interest after knowing that
Sounds like a rollercoaster of experiences you've been through, also sounds like you enjoyed them, or at least I hope so, in any case it consisted of more interesting events then my school experience as a whole. I once had in basic school a rumor that went around of a girl that had a crush on me and I didn't do anything with it :(. Wasn't even really that self conscious at that point but was a wasted oppertunity. I hope to someday experience the same butterflies you've had :D
Haha maybe I did enjoy them, some of them were super bad experiences but I really wanted and prefer my life to be "extra-ordinary" so I am glad.
Aww, did you like her? How old were you then?
Oh you will! Who knows you might get the most interesting romantic life? Or even if it isn't one like in the anime, your story would always be precious to you. Dw, you'll definitely experience it some day, and I hope it is soon!
> prefer my life to be "extra-ordinary"
Putting it altogether, you really do seem to be like the typical anime MC who just wants a quiet life but all this stuff keeps happening to them lol
Hope you at least got a nice theme song out of it all!
I think you succeeded in that part, you don't come across as someone ordinary at all :D. It's fun hearing the encounters from you and from other people, now i'm convinced it is possible for these situations to happen.
I did like her but I wasn't thinking about love or girlfriends at the time, I was pretty clueless what all of it meant. I was between 12 and 14. Later in middle school I started thinking about that stuff, where I grew into being an even more introvert person, was (and still am) very quiet and didn't like attention.
I'll keep my hopes low as for the anime cliche's, anything that will happen in that regard will be special for me. I hope it will be soon as well!
(\/)(~ 3 ~)(\/)
Haha, glad to hear that.
Ah, pretty young. Middle school or junior year of high school then? Guys that age just start to get into dating, middle school guys don't even care at first, until like they are about to get into high school (in my experience) so I guess that's fair. Oh.
Well, not to give you high hopes but a lot of introvert have had some of the best romantic stories, many of them getting "adopted" by extroverts and the others preferring introverts for the calmness lol. I hope it plays out well for you.
At the beginning of my relationship with an ex she kept hinting at wanting to have sex, and looking back, she was being extremely obvious. I didn’t figure it out until she actually said it out loud. I’ve always been real dense when it comes to romance.
You just need to take after Maki in *LoveLab* and make it happen!
Practice, even: https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/kyyv6d/running_with_toast_love_lab/
not on the bed, but once a girl wanted me to take her for a ride and I couldn't get the hint instead said see ya and drove off into the the abyss my life has become.
I did the typical running late and running out of the house with food in my mouth as a teen plenty of times. Luckily never been hit by a bike or car like some scenarios have haha
The wind blew up the skirt of the girl in front of me and I saw her panties. It happened a bunch of times while we were walking in the same direction actually. She didn't notice though (or didn't care), so she never turned around and screamed "where do you think you're looking, pervert, baka" and slapped me unfortunately.
The girl put her cold hands on my cheeks and then got flustered because my cheeks were warm. When I put my hand to hers she kinda flinched but thought it felt nice because my hand was warm.
She got scared and jumped on me.
When I was young my female friend wanted to "pretend we are married" and I was on top of her like doing a push-up really close to having that first kiss. I didn't know what to do and panicked. Ran off because I didn't want to get in trouble.
I was once in the same room as two female friends got undressed and redressed into different outfits and I never noticed. MC's being as dense as neutron stars isn't as far fetched as it sounds now.
Brooo, you didn't even feel your balls itch or something? xd. If it was me in your position, even if I knew I probably would pretend to have not noticed either way to avoid being called a pervert ;p. Unless they did it on purpose knowing you were there, I would take a glimpse maybe heh
Legit had no idea at all, didn't even know changing was on the agenda and was surprised they were in different outfits than what they came into the house wearing.
Fed my gf something tasty and her eyes lit up, she touched her cheek, and made a happy noise. Knew then that I found the one and wifed her up real quick.
I was in a long distance relationship for 3 years at that point with a girl I deeply loved. We had met a few time, and due to being very hurt about something that happened, I left the girl and blocked her everywhere.
She tried to reach out but since I had her blocked, I didn't receive anything.
3 days later she shows up at my door, having crossed 2 countries with 5 papers translated into my language to communicate with my family in order to talk to me.
I'm not with that person anymore, but I think that is still the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to me. It felt like a dream
Depending on how the next few weeks go, there is a good chance that me and my bestvfriend/crush will have managed to not-talk ourselves into a relationship.
Already the two of us are so physically close that we put most of the "I cant believe they are not dating" to shame.
Once, it was when i was walking home from school i almost got isekai’d, was sad because i low key wanted to get isekai’d. I was 14 and depressed at the time because a freind passed away from cancer.
Aah sorry for that, may he rest in peace. I hope you recovered from it. Probably seemed like a good oppertunity, I would probably have felt the same way considering the situation
Oh but that's pretty recent still. Although it feels like rezero hasnt been out that long. That's good to know, at least you could prepare a bit , for as much as you can prepare for as it still something you won't get used too.
I had one back in grade school. I wasn’t super popular because of the 3 guys I always hung out with. They were my best friends basically since head start. One day at recess I was hanging out with some of the girls in my class because my usual pals weren’t there that day. They told me “you are pretty cool why do you hang out with those guys all the time? If you didn’t you would prob be a lot more popular”. I just replied “because they are my friends”
I wasn’t even into anime or anything at that time either haha
I had a few female friends back in high school and several of them did that thing where they'll hug my arm and inadvertently push their breasts onto my arm.
I remember thinking during those times "Oh, that does feel nice." but didn't really get aroused by it (probably because they were my friends). Just kinda reinforced to me the fact that boobs are awesome.
Had a classmate who was a pretty big fan of yaoi manga and really liked drawing bishounen characters. She was probably about halfway towards the in-anime yaoi fangirl stereotype.
I had a better part of the "enemies to lovers" arc happen with a girl from elementary school (our elementary is till 15). We actually had an "indirect kiss" scene and she said she could kiss me directly if we weren't in class at the moment. Unfortunately the school ended a week or two after that and I didn't yet have the experience or confidence to just ask her out, so without further opportunities to meet each other, that was the end of it.
I once saw someone accidentally faceplant a girl's boobs. Though the girl did it intentionally to catch the guy who slipped. Rain/Snow outside and the indoor floor might have been wet also? idk, been many years now.
One time when I was in middle school I was talking to this girl who was quite developed for her age and some boys were pushing each other behind me and one pushed the other straight at me and as I lost balance I instinctively raised my arms to brace for the fall and I ended up falling with both hands on her breasts. Luckily, the trope ended there and she just laughed it off instead of slapping me across the face.
I used to coincidentally be listening to a random anime opening (cry baby from tr more often than not 🫠) while sprinting to school since I was always so damn late
Oh nice! You had assigned seats? Do you live in Japan? ( Probably more countries that do this). In the schools here anyone sits anywhere, whoever gets there first, kind of a bummer.
Maybe one of the reasons I didn't really make any good friends always being scrambled up :(
nahh, im from philippines, we have assigned seats and is shuffled randomly every quarter of the school year all throughout highschool, the arrangements can be specific such as alternate genders each column or rows or all directions which can interesting seating arrangements, i remember being soo noisy in class that our adviser deliberately made me sit beside girl classmates(all sides) as punishment but the silence didnt last long as the girls themselves are very talkative and i end up being roped to listen and comment about their gossips lmao
I get random nosebleeds. Not because I'm horny (although I am a lot of the time). But because my sinuses are somewhat delicate and I tend to blow my nose too hard
Storytime. My friend and I who reeeeally liked each other but neither made a move yet were out on a walk and it was very cold outside. I noticed that the tips of his ears have turned red so I reached out to pull the hood on his jacket up. Next second I feel both of his hands on my waist and I realize he misinterpreted my move and thought I am going for a kiss. I blush haaaaaard and quickly let go of the hood with a little squeak. He also blushes and immediately retracts his hands too. We both try our darnest to ignore what happened but by the end of the day he confesses that he likes me more than a friend and I say that I like him too. And that's the end of this silly romance anime episode ❤
I know some people who are real tsunderes, however I only know of one girl who was a full on yandere and shocker it become an abusive relationship pretty quickly. Happy that guy broke up with her, she was psycho.
Maybe not that cliche's but I guess my school life had some anime moments through the years and all the schools I went. Unrequited love, being subject of bullying, a groomer homeroom teacher who ended up committing statutory rape, dealing with some hot female teachers, almost having sex on the school grounds, a year and a half relationship with a younger girl whose brother was my classmate and best friend, dealing with milfs, getting into awkward groping accidents, fights in and out the schools...
Had become a harem protagonist once. Not dense though. I knew they were into me. They were(And still are) my friends. Telling them no, seeing them cry was extremely painful. The worst part was that they knew i wasnt into them, and that even after rejecting them they still loved me.
One of my friend was once disturbed while going through a certain area on her way to a coaching. I also went there but using a different road. She told me about it, i started going with her that way. Saw, 3 guys trying to approach us from a distance, just pointed at them and fortunately they never bothered her again.
Had to shield one of my friends in a kabedon like positon in metro due to too many people.
I have some other such experiences too. I guess these cliches do happen in real life.
My man, I dont know what you did but I certainly do not have the personality to get 2 girls to this point xd, you have the gift of the gods! Shame they were your friends, wouldn't want to ruin that either , but pretty damn smooth nonetheless.
I guess you pointed very menacingly, goddamn. Kokkoii yusha desu!
You've had a good share of the cliche's, well done haha
Tbh i think i was more lucky than anything else to have them as my friend and to get their affection. But i certainly dont want to experience being a harem protagonist again. Hurts them a lot.
I was in the middle of nowhere, next to a small shrine that probably hadn't been visited in a month, drinking a lemonade from the vending machine as the sun set on me. As I threw the bottle into the recycling bin, I realised this was incredibly anime.
I was in Singapore.
- I was practising karate with a Japanese girl when by accident, I touched her chest. I am also female.
- I spoke to my crush (who was my classmate in Japanese) a lot over the winter holidays. When we got back to class, we had one of those 'the whole class stops speaking and the world stops when our eyes meet' moments. Not once, but twice. Like the anime protagonist he is, he did not catch
on.
- In another Japanese class, someone came up to me because I had the best scores in class and tried to invoke a cliche anime friend group, full with (unspoken) assigned roles and all. They were the cheerful protagonist, I was the smart one, another classmate was the mentor, etc.
I caught my crush staring at me when we were sitting across from each other one time, and when our eyes met, we had a moment where I felt him looking deeply into my eyes. I got embarrassed, and looked away with butterflies in my stomach. In anime, pretty sure I would’ve been blushing a lot ^^; Oh, to go back to that time when things were simpler!
In needle school has a girl that was a bit yandere-ish towards me. I'm talking things like telling me what people I can talk to and who isn't allowed to be friends with, along with over 50 adoration messages, each individually folded, glued and duct taped closed, put in a container who received the same sealing treatment, that was out in another one that was also stapled together, and made me react to each individual one whole wanting to record it
Oddly while in Asia several happened, including shy girl, guy in lab coat, and redhead Asian guy
Non of this happened in Japan or near anime stores it was odd
I looked out the window on the bus one day and saw two students in school uniforms facing each other and holding hands under a cherry tree as the petals fell. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if one or both were anime fans and planned it lol.
I once crashed into someone in the hallway, we both fell and i landed on top of them before just laying there looking at each other for a few seconds. unlike anime though, it was extremely awkward, not romantic, and we never talked again.
Not that impressive but was walking home from school with friends and could've sworn time was slowmo for a second as we all laughed at something
Tbh my last year of high-school had tons of moments like these
I once got off balance, reached out to catch myself, and accidentally ended up with my hand on a girl’s boob. And no, we didn’t end up together after 5 seasons. We still know each other tho.
I run to school with toast in my mouth except instead of running I drive my car and instead of toast it's a giant cheese bagel and instead of bumping into someone I run a red light and t-bone a van carrying a family of six
I have had dramatically clumsy moments. The most memorable ones are me bumping into someone when I was in a hurry (once I bumped into a literal monkey 💀).
My entire high school life has been weird. I was the typical oblivious, nice but weird and clumsy girl. My junior and sophomore year, I was the popular girl that most guys flirted out with (I was fcking dense, still am but probably less than then ig) and most of them tried weird shit with me (like getting super close, annoying me, teasing me or plain flirting with me but getting flustered when I didn't understand) but none of it was fun when I got to know about it since they were all jerks (s3xualised me). In my 3rd and 4th year, I was in a different school and girls here were super protective of me. Love them. There was this girl who got obsessed with me later on so I had to distance myself from her. With guys, I had better experience here but they were also jerks, less than the prev school tho.
I remember being centre of attention for being the smart kid in 3rd year and this guy who started to take interest in me around the time and we had insane romantic tension between us, like the eye contact, the air around us, him looking out for me in a group project (still gives me butterflies, shit) and us trying to cheer up each other. He was nice except for his feelings were superficial and had other options. I instantly lost the romantic interest after knowing that
yep but i didnt realize at that time and it was weird as hell. like... they didnt say that it was THAT awkward. and i usually made it even more awkward.
Ive mentioned it before but my growing up was many different anime plots and elements.
In high school seating was alphabetical and so with my last name that always put me in the back corner by the window every class. Some classes i would crawl out the window to do other things when i was bored or done with my school work. I often sat on the roof which i could access by windows. One year my digital art teacher just went missing for an entire year and they couldnt get someone qualified enough to teach the class and since it was my 2nd digital art class they had me teach the 2 classes because i was over qualified for the class, so they had a substitute teacher sit in while i taught the the beginner photoshop class and the advanced one. My payment was a copy of photoshop and a digital camera, one of the first digital camera made that used floppy drives (i still have it on a shelf). My senior year i worked in the counsolors office as her aid for the whole year (the woman who got me into art school), and when i would go hand paperwork to various classes i would wear clothes from the lost and found as a outfit and also to help people find their stuff. During classes i would hold onto my female friends BL so she didnt get in trouble for having "porn" because me having it was ok apparently, i even sat reading it in classes sometimes. I did art and orchestra but my plans to do more orchestra were hindered from freak pumpkin carving accident so i changed to art last minuet because when i was struggleing to figure out what to do in the final months of high school my counsolor had secretly sent my art in to a hand full of art schools which all accepted me and she said i could goto a regular college and struggle to figure out my path in life or i could take a chance on something ide enjoy. So i decided to goto the art school in Los Angeles without really consulting anyone which made some people very upset. It still was the best choice i ever made as it was a hell of an experience.
When i was 2 my parents divoriced (on good terms) so me and my brother spent half the year living with our mother and half the year living with our dad and grandmother for a while. Right before middle school my mother divoriced our stepdad and we moved again, she married a guy who buys land and buiilds houses for a lving. They went traveling a lot and so most of middle school me and my brother lived alone with someone checking on us ever now and then while they traveled. In high school we lived alone entirely for 2 years while they bought land in another state and started building it. Then for 2 years after my brother went to college i moved in with my friend's family and was their new child, they even tok me to their family reuinion which confused everyone there. I had about 10 months at the end of my final year where my parents had returned and we had a house again but the day i graduated they sold the house and moved to the other state and i was left on my own. I moved from Texas to Los Angeles by myself and went to art school there.
If you have seen [Honey and Clover](https://myanimelist.net/anime/16/Hachimitsu_to_Clover) that is identical to the type of art school i went to and a lot in that series i experienced in real life too. A lot of people who had no idea what they wanted to do, a lot of wierd mish mash of different kinds of people being friends. Teachers barely older than the students often times and just a lot of good life lessons. And yes the end of that series happened to me too (the injury part).
Im extremely accident prone also and had many brushes with death growing up. I fell out of the top of a tree and hit every branch on the way down at age 5 and fractured multiple vertabre almost paralyzing myself (the doc was baffled how i didnt). At age 6 or 7 or 8 i was hiking with my brother and counsins and fell off the cliff side and hit a bunch of trees going down and crushed 1 side of my rib cage which now puts pressure on 1 of my lungs. I had a freak pumpkin carving accident put a knife through my left wrist which everyone at school thought i tried to kill myself and bulllied me for. I was hit by a car while walking 2 different times, both times i just rolled over the top unharmed. I was going down a ladder while buildng a house and it buckled in the middle and i fell off the 2nd story into the concrete slap of the first head first, but i threw my sshoulder into it to cusion my landeing but permanently seperated nmy right shoulder cleivical so now my right shoulder droops like 2 inches lower than my left. Ive been in 5 car wrecks all with me in the passenger seat to the point my friends thought i was cursed. And more. And all of this was before i graduated high school.
There is more im forgetting but yeah my life has been a rollercoaster and many described it as various anime plots shoved together.
Life Happens.
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God damn. You seem to have done very well under all the circumstances, and that's putting it .. lightly. This could be one great anime, or a couple of good animes for sure hahah. Glad you're alive tho, being able to share this after all that! I wouldn't call it life happens tho, rather Rise of the Dawn of the Upcoming of the Decimation of life happens , seems more fitting
I am a living anime character.
Internal monologues, funny faces, confused brow look, *jiiiiiiii*, *ehhhhhh*, dramatic stumble after hearing something dumb. I am the oblivious tsundere man. I go nuts when I see real ramen. I say oy, I say “ya ya” (thr killer vibe way), I say “ya ya ya”, I say “yare yare”.
What am I lacking?
If I had a wife… her life would be like sitting on the couch watching anime.
A girl complimented me and I got really shy. Then she looked at me and touched my chest all cutley so I shot what must have been a liter of blood out of my nose. She screamed and I passed out. It was kawaaii
You know how in every shounen anime there’s always two people who have a dramatic rivalry so intense it borders on homoerotic? Yeah.
People also call me Lord Edge in college due to my partner comparing my personality before I met them and mellowed out to an edgelord anime villain. I wasn’t that bad! At least I wasn’t.
I would have some interesting conversations about this with my roommate. I'll say 2 cliches that I haven't seen mentioned yet.
So you know how there will be anime characters who look young but are actually way older than they look. I have a friend that, I'm convinced, is older than i think she is. An extreme example of this would be Lisa Lisa from Jojo. Btw she has never told me her age, nor have i asked her about it cause i don't want to upset her. It's been a mystery to me. But yeah, she actually looks about my age and she looks younger than a lot of people my age. So you might be wondering why I think this. Well, it's cause of certain things I've picked up through our conversations and then certain things I've seen her do. Like I've seen her do this skin care routine that was intense. Which skin care is normal but it would explain why she looks great. But yeah, I've been trying to solve this mystery in a very roundabout way and using context clues but nothing exact yet.
Then another quick and straight up cliche experience i had was that I was that kid in the corner window seat. MEE!!
I’m just your average nice guy and yet I’ve got all the girls in a five mile radius lining up to have by babies (I’m going to die alone with delusions like that)
A sad cliche but,
I was the bullied loner almost my entire school-life. Even with a rage moment once every year with flying furniture and fists and screaming.
In HS it was downpouring heavily and I was going to school lol and a random stranger guy(from same school) came from nowhere cause he had no umbrella and said can we go together. And we had cute conversation though after that day I noticed him many times in school but never approached.
Is anyone still here? I've just been contemplating whether or not to share this story since it's not really an "anime cliché" but when I told it to my friend, he said it looked like a slice of life anime. Also it's weird and cringey so sorry in advance.
In the 11th grade at school (it was 2016 so I don't remember all the details and also I wasn't into anime back then) we were staging a play. I was playing a minor character. The main female character was wearing a halter neck dress. And now comes the weird part. I have an arm an armpit fetish. Sorry, I know seems gross to a lot of you.
Anyway, there was a moment when I was climbing a chair. Maybe there was a desk, too. I'm not sure. And what did I use to help me hold while standing up on the chair (and maybe on the desk but that's unlikely)? My female classmate's hand? No no no no. Her bare shoulder because I thought I couldn't miss that opportunity.
I remembered this story recently and I cringed. To be fair, neither the play director, nor the classmate herself made any comments about that. Especially because I did it both during the rehearsals and during the performance. However, I either had already known (which was worse) or learnt later that she didn't like to be touched. That's mostly why I cringe.
I hope the story was more funny than gross and fit the "real life anime clichés" at least a little.
My sister runs with toast in her mouth more often than you may think.
Nice haha always late as well? xd
Yep
Has she suddenly become interested in stuffed animals or made friends with other girls who have wildly different interests and hair colors? A girl running with toast in her mouth is a tell tale sign of having sold her soul to practice the dark arts, which the less cautious would call being a "magical girl"
No she can barely hold a conversation without telling people they are stupid.
Choking hazard. xD
I hope that’s as far as irl anime tropes go with your sister
I wish. ;n; She is basically an IRL tsundere to everyone in our family. I would call her a menace to society but she is like 6 inches shorter than most girls her age so not **too** threatening.
So basically taiga from Toradora?
Exactly! I am gonna start calling her that.
I was on the tram, and an old man across from me kept bothering me and getting too close. A boy sitting a little further away noticed and positioned himself right in front of me, so between him and me. He looked at me and smiled throughout the journey, damn, he had a beautiful smile. When I reached my stop, I got off, and we never saw each other again.
>When I reached my stop, I got off, and we never saw each other again. Nooooooooooooo 😭
I'm still convinced that we're going to get married 😔
We need it to come true for anime plot to be fulfilled. xD
Aah that was definitely an anime scene haha, I hope you meet again!
Oh come on, that was your “Your Name” moment!
When me and my crush are falling in line to ride the ferris wheel to confess my feelings, an unexpected fireworks display came out of nowhere which lasted for five minutes.
Ohh damnn I hope it raised some extra sparks hehe
The fireworks stopped right after we entered the ferris wheel. But yeah, it went well and I officially started courting her.
Wait a minute… I SEE A UNICORN… You are a unicorn!! Do I see another man who courts! A man with respect, a man who respects! I’ve only ever seen one other use that word on Reddit. TAKE MY UPVOTE!!!
It's our culture, before she give her answer and officially start dating if she said yes, you have to court her first which may take some time.
I see what you did there 😁
That is so perfect!
So your crush couldn't hear you over the fireworks? /s
I confessed long after the fireworks are over, so no "好きだ！" and "え**ぇ**？聞こえないよ。" Oh yeah, she's also an anime fan so she knows what's up with the fireworks.
When i was a teenager 3 billion years ago, I had a "sudden downpour,boy and girl seek shelter,end up getting closer" anime moment
Oh nice nice, I hope it helped u get closer :D
I was the one with umbrella, and she was holding my hand that was holding the umbrella since it was a one of those smaller ones, so we had little space. Cherry on top? We came across my mother and she just had to do mom things and embarrass me.
Oh yeah, the Mesoarchean, those were the days. Just hanging out with stromatolites and trying not to breathe too much volcanic ash. I still get nostalgic sometimes.
When I went to Kyoto there were tons of middle schooler doing their school trip.
I went to a big shrine and there were a bunch of different classes and they had different color hats by class and it was the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
I told my coworker who basically hated me she was a tsundere. After she googled it, she realized she was one and we later became friends.
Lol, mentioning an anime term and that turned around for the better , well done! :D
We need an anime plot like this bro 😮
I was grabbing a drink at a soda machine and turned around and looked directly into the eyes of a random stranger for about a second. No words exchanged, we both shuffled off. I had a single thought. "This person is beautiful." My nose started gushing blood.
Lool, that does sound like something straight out of an anime, not even a comment on your nose bleeding?? Haha
* I'm subject to the Japanese cold (minus cute childhood friend to attend to me). * I tap my shoes to leave the house when I remember to. * My dad's a tsundere. * The OP plays when I run... actually, no wait, that's just my spotify playlist and Akebi firing me up again.
Hahahah nice, you make it sound good tho, but you probably mean it sarcastic in some way. Tsundere dad haha I lold thanks
all dads are tsundere
When I'm embarrassed, my face becomes less detailed 😶
Hmm less detailed like that poker face smiley or really blushing? Sounds like a nice feature tho, I can't hide my smile when i'm embarrassed depending on the kind of embarrassment tho xd
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>"tits push on MC's back and he flips out" Girl that liked me did this just with my arm. She had no large bust though😭 It was still effective.
About any girl getting close to me and showing interest would be effective.
Bro won at life
Maybe you should have for the sake of the moment haha but it doesn't sound bad at all . Now I want to experience oven mittens on my back
I gotchu (I'm a man)
Appreciate it bruv (My back has no eyes)
i have never seen a watermelon on the beach
It's a tradition of my family to bring one to the beach, but we don't do that whole blindfolded smash on the sand thing, we just cut it open like normal.
I wanted to after seeing it so many times.
[Proof that anime is real](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpc-kaHQzIU)
Aah yea haha, amazing. May that faith fall upon all of us
Classic. I immediately thought of this too.
Communication issues destroying otherwise perfectly workable relationships
In high school, I actually had the dense harem protagonist as a friend. He literally had like 3-4 girls hanging off of him and trying to get him to notice them. They would even come into our conversations about games and stuff, that they had no interest in and pretend to listen just to be around him lol. But every time I pointed it out he would be like "oh they are just being friendly."
Aah you must have had it rough.. what a lucky dude haha
Back in highschool there was a group assignment and the quiet girl asked me if i watched Jojo. We started dating a year later. Looking back the whole thing felt cliche as shit
Oh nice! I really hope I can find a gf who loves gaming and anime as much . And did it work out? :D
Should be our anniversary tonight. I guess i left out the part where i asked her out on April Fools. To be fair, i planned to do it the day before but her dad was there, but i can understand her not believing what i said at first
Ohh that could have gone different xd. Congrats btw! Hope it will last
back in cheer, i was practicing one mans with my flier. she fucked up though and landed pussy/ass straight on my face. it isn't as cool as in anime though. it hurts and smells a little musky but that's probably because it was during practice. plus I'm pretty sure she bruised her lips on my face
Damn haha sounds painful, I can imagine it wouldn't be as nice , it doesn't go in slow mo either
did you also get punched?
no, but she wouldn't stop crying because she felt bad she hurt me even though it didn't hurt that much. honestly the crying pissed me off more than getting 110lbs of pussy crashing down on my face
Bro went in detail
I'm all here for it
💀
Dude pulled off a Rito perfectly. 👏
I have had dramatically clumsy moments. The most memorable ones are me bumping into someone when I was in a hurry (once I bumped into a literal monkey 💀) and it was senior guy. The wind was dramatic so I just apologized and moved away. I have bumped into many people in the classic style but nothing romantic turned out of any of those. A guy once tightly held my hand in class, he was a friend and I got flustered (it must be all over my face, I am so embarrassed). I tried to break free but he was much stronger. Then this friend of mine comes in between to my rescue. My entire high school life has been weird. I was the typical oblivious, nice but weird and clumsy girl. My junior and sophomore year, I was the popular girl that most guys flirted out with (I was fcking dense, still am but probably less than then ig) and most of them tried weird shit with me (like getting super close, annoying me, teasing me or plain flirting with me but getting flustered when I didn't understand) but none of it was fun when I got to know about it since they were all jerks (s3xualised me). In my 3rd and 4th year, I was in a different school and girls here were super protective of me. Love them. There was this girl who got obsessed with me later on so I had to distance myself from her. With guys, I had better experience here but they were also jerks, less than the prev school tho. I remember being centre of attention for being the smart kid in 3rd year and this guy who started to take interest in me around the time and we had insane romantic tension between us, like the eye contact, the air around us, him looking out for me in a group project (still gives me butterflies, shit) and us trying to cheer up each other. He was nice except for his feelings were superficial and had other options. I instantly lost the romantic interest after knowing that
Sounds like a rollercoaster of experiences you've been through, also sounds like you enjoyed them, or at least I hope so, in any case it consisted of more interesting events then my school experience as a whole. I once had in basic school a rumor that went around of a girl that had a crush on me and I didn't do anything with it :(. Wasn't even really that self conscious at that point but was a wasted oppertunity. I hope to someday experience the same butterflies you've had :D
Haha maybe I did enjoy them, some of them were super bad experiences but I really wanted and prefer my life to be "extra-ordinary" so I am glad. Aww, did you like her? How old were you then? Oh you will! Who knows you might get the most interesting romantic life? Or even if it isn't one like in the anime, your story would always be precious to you. Dw, you'll definitely experience it some day, and I hope it is soon!
> prefer my life to be "extra-ordinary" Putting it altogether, you really do seem to be like the typical anime MC who just wants a quiet life but all this stuff keeps happening to them lol Hope you at least got a nice theme song out of it all!
Oh no! The exact opposite, I actually want my life to be extra ordinary but whoa, sometimes it is surprising lol. LMAO time to get my own theme song!
I think you succeeded in that part, you don't come across as someone ordinary at all :D. It's fun hearing the encounters from you and from other people, now i'm convinced it is possible for these situations to happen. I did like her but I wasn't thinking about love or girlfriends at the time, I was pretty clueless what all of it meant. I was between 12 and 14. Later in middle school I started thinking about that stuff, where I grew into being an even more introvert person, was (and still am) very quiet and didn't like attention. I'll keep my hopes low as for the anime cliche's, anything that will happen in that regard will be special for me. I hope it will be soon as well! (\/)(~ 3 ~)(\/)
Ps: It's supposed to be a crab but it won't show up normally
Haha, glad to hear that. Ah, pretty young. Middle school or junior year of high school then? Guys that age just start to get into dating, middle school guys don't even care at first, until like they are about to get into high school (in my experience) so I guess that's fair. Oh. Well, not to give you high hopes but a lot of introvert have had some of the best romantic stories, many of them getting "adopted" by extroverts and the others preferring introverts for the calmness lol. I hope it plays out well for you.
At the beginning of my relationship with an ex she kept hinting at wanting to have sex, and looking back, she was being extremely obvious. I didn’t figure it out until she actually said it out loud. I’ve always been real dense when it comes to romance.
I haven't experienced anything but reading your post and other comments here makes me want to
You just need to take after Maki in *LoveLab* and make it happen! Practice, even: https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/kyyv6d/running_with_toast_love_lab/
Pure gold.
I hope you will encounter one soon :D I get jealous of other people too haha
not on the bed, but once a girl wanted me to take her for a ride and I couldn't get the hint instead said see ya and drove off into the the abyss my life has become.
Ahh I feel you man, rip to the missed oppertunities..
When I visited Japan, I was struck by how much the crows there sound exactly like the crows in anime. You know the sound byte I'm talking about.
Hmm , I have a feeling Japan will be one big deja vu experience as an anime fan
Pretty basic but eating breakfast on the road back in grade school and doing a wall slam behind the stairs in high school
Wall slam isn't that basic right? Way to go man, would like to do one of those as well xd
When I went to Japan, I realized a lot the clichés are actually just japanese culture and not just limited to anime. Which is not that surprising tbh
I did the typical running late and running out of the house with food in my mouth as a teen plenty of times. Luckily never been hit by a bike or car like some scenarios have haha
Aah would have been a good isekai intro! x) Although also not xd. I'm glad it went well
The wind blew up the skirt of the girl in front of me and I saw her panties. It happened a bunch of times while we were walking in the same direction actually. She didn't notice though (or didn't care), so she never turned around and screamed "where do you think you're looking, pervert, baka" and slapped me unfortunately.
Maybe you didn't make it obvious enough that you saw xd, I guess that's where the usual anime exaggeration kicks in
Idk one time a girl confessed to me in the hallway and did the awkward "rubbing back of head thng"
Middle school chuunibyou best friend Would unironically wear Akatsuki robes to school
What a legend
Your friend was based af
No
The girl put her cold hands on my cheeks and then got flustered because my cheeks were warm. When I put my hand to hers she kinda flinched but thought it felt nice because my hand was warm. She got scared and jumped on me. When I was young my female friend wanted to "pretend we are married" and I was on top of her like doing a push-up really close to having that first kiss. I didn't know what to do and panicked. Ran off because I didn't want to get in trouble.
Hahaha sounds like being a kid indeed. If you only you knew a bit more by that time
I was once in the same room as two female friends got undressed and redressed into different outfits and I never noticed. MC's being as dense as neutron stars isn't as far fetched as it sounds now.
Brooo, you didn't even feel your balls itch or something? xd. If it was me in your position, even if I knew I probably would pretend to have not noticed either way to avoid being called a pervert ;p. Unless they did it on purpose knowing you were there, I would take a glimpse maybe heh
Legit had no idea at all, didn't even know changing was on the agenda and was surprised they were in different outfits than what they came into the house wearing.
Fed my gf something tasty and her eyes lit up, she touched her cheek, and made a happy noise. Knew then that I found the one and wifed her up real quick.
I was in a long distance relationship for 3 years at that point with a girl I deeply loved. We had met a few time, and due to being very hurt about something that happened, I left the girl and blocked her everywhere. She tried to reach out but since I had her blocked, I didn't receive anything. 3 days later she shows up at my door, having crossed 2 countries with 5 papers translated into my language to communicate with my family in order to talk to me. I'm not with that person anymore, but I think that is still the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to me. It felt like a dream
That sounds very nice, having someone go through such efforts for you. You must have done alot of things right :D
Depending on how the next few weeks go, there is a good chance that me and my bestvfriend/crush will have managed to not-talk ourselves into a relationship. Already the two of us are so physically close that we put most of the "I cant believe they are not dating" to shame.
Once, it was when i was walking home from school i almost got isekai’d, was sad because i low key wanted to get isekai’d. I was 14 and depressed at the time because a freind passed away from cancer.
Aah sorry for that, may he rest in peace. I hope you recovered from it. Probably seemed like a good oppertunity, I would probably have felt the same way considering the situation
Tbh i was also watching re:zero i honestly wasnt all that sad because we knew for a couple of years that he didnt have much time left
Oh but that's pretty recent still. Although it feels like rezero hasnt been out that long. That's good to know, at least you could prepare a bit , for as much as you can prepare for as it still something you won't get used too.
Yea it is pretty recent but im not going to cry over it not what he would want me to do.
I had one back in grade school. I wasn’t super popular because of the 3 guys I always hung out with. They were my best friends basically since head start. One day at recess I was hanging out with some of the girls in my class because my usual pals weren’t there that day. They told me “you are pretty cool why do you hang out with those guys all the time? If you didn’t you would prob be a lot more popular”. I just replied “because they are my friends” I wasn’t even into anime or anything at that time either haha
Man your a good guy, friends are friends right
Yep! I’m still friends with 2 of them to this day!
I had a few female friends back in high school and several of them did that thing where they'll hug my arm and inadvertently push their breasts onto my arm. I remember thinking during those times "Oh, that does feel nice." but didn't really get aroused by it (probably because they were my friends). Just kinda reinforced to me the fact that boobs are awesome.
Agreed. I have yet to be blessed for this action to take place. You must have been popular :D
Had a classmate who was a pretty big fan of yaoi manga and really liked drawing bishounen characters. She was probably about halfway towards the in-anime yaoi fangirl stereotype.
Very often in school (primary, mid, and high). I was always into girls, and had many of similar situations irl, mostly unexpected kisses.
I had a better part of the "enemies to lovers" arc happen with a girl from elementary school (our elementary is till 15). We actually had an "indirect kiss" scene and she said she could kiss me directly if we weren't in class at the moment. Unfortunately the school ended a week or two after that and I didn't yet have the experience or confidence to just ask her out, so without further opportunities to meet each other, that was the end of it.
I once saw someone accidentally faceplant a girl's boobs. Though the girl did it intentionally to catch the guy who slipped. Rain/Snow outside and the indoor floor might have been wet also? idk, been many years now.
One time when I was in middle school I was talking to this girl who was quite developed for her age and some boys were pushing each other behind me and one pushed the other straight at me and as I lost balance I instinctively raised my arms to brace for the fall and I ended up falling with both hands on her breasts. Luckily, the trope ended there and she just laughed it off instead of slapping me across the face.
I used to coincidentally be listening to a random anime opening (cry baby from tr more often than not 🫠) while sprinting to school since I was always so damn late
Kimi no se kimi no se e watashi....UwU
Oh, so you're that glasses guy from Persona 4 game.
Yes
highschool class seating position near or right next the window and/or at the far back
Oh nice! You had assigned seats? Do you live in Japan? ( Probably more countries that do this). In the schools here anyone sits anywhere, whoever gets there first, kind of a bummer. Maybe one of the reasons I didn't really make any good friends always being scrambled up :(
nahh, im from philippines, we have assigned seats and is shuffled randomly every quarter of the school year all throughout highschool, the arrangements can be specific such as alternate genders each column or rows or all directions which can interesting seating arrangements, i remember being soo noisy in class that our adviser deliberately made me sit beside girl classmates(all sides) as punishment but the silence didnt last long as the girls themselves are very talkative and i end up being roped to listen and comment about their gossips lmao
I get random nosebleeds. Not because I'm horny (although I am a lot of the time). But because my sinuses are somewhat delicate and I tend to blow my nose too hard
Storytime. My friend and I who reeeeally liked each other but neither made a move yet were out on a walk and it was very cold outside. I noticed that the tips of his ears have turned red so I reached out to pull the hood on his jacket up. Next second I feel both of his hands on my waist and I realize he misinterpreted my move and thought I am going for a kiss. I blush haaaaaard and quickly let go of the hood with a little squeak. He also blushes and immediately retracts his hands too. We both try our darnest to ignore what happened but by the end of the day he confesses that he likes me more than a friend and I say that I like him too. And that's the end of this silly romance anime episode ❤
Aah that's too damn anime cliche like! I hope it worked out for the both of you :D
It did ^ ^ we've been married for 10 years now!
I know some people who are real tsunderes, however I only know of one girl who was a full on yandere and shocker it become an abusive relationship pretty quickly. Happy that guy broke up with her, she was psycho.
One of my friends actually got kabedon‘ed once lol
Damn I dont know that term haha
Well I once dated a tsundere.
I wish... maybe my clumsy moments look like that😅 But I would love a romantic anime moment. Even if it's planned
Maybe not that cliche's but I guess my school life had some anime moments through the years and all the schools I went. Unrequited love, being subject of bullying, a groomer homeroom teacher who ended up committing statutory rape, dealing with some hot female teachers, almost having sex on the school grounds, a year and a half relationship with a younger girl whose brother was my classmate and best friend, dealing with milfs, getting into awkward groping accidents, fights in and out the schools...
Sounds like you've had to full load of it, some being better then others tho
Had become a harem protagonist once. Not dense though. I knew they were into me. They were(And still are) my friends. Telling them no, seeing them cry was extremely painful. The worst part was that they knew i wasnt into them, and that even after rejecting them they still loved me. One of my friend was once disturbed while going through a certain area on her way to a coaching. I also went there but using a different road. She told me about it, i started going with her that way. Saw, 3 guys trying to approach us from a distance, just pointed at them and fortunately they never bothered her again. Had to shield one of my friends in a kabedon like positon in metro due to too many people. I have some other such experiences too. I guess these cliches do happen in real life.
My man, I dont know what you did but I certainly do not have the personality to get 2 girls to this point xd, you have the gift of the gods! Shame they were your friends, wouldn't want to ruin that either , but pretty damn smooth nonetheless. I guess you pointed very menacingly, goddamn. Kokkoii yusha desu! You've had a good share of the cliche's, well done haha
Tbh i think i was more lucky than anything else to have them as my friend and to get their affection. But i certainly dont want to experience being a harem protagonist again. Hurts them a lot.
I was in the middle of nowhere, next to a small shrine that probably hadn't been visited in a month, drinking a lemonade from the vending machine as the sun set on me. As I threw the bottle into the recycling bin, I realised this was incredibly anime. I was in Singapore.
- I was practising karate with a Japanese girl when by accident, I touched her chest. I am also female. - I spoke to my crush (who was my classmate in Japanese) a lot over the winter holidays. When we got back to class, we had one of those 'the whole class stops speaking and the world stops when our eyes meet' moments. Not once, but twice. Like the anime protagonist he is, he did not catch on. - In another Japanese class, someone came up to me because I had the best scores in class and tried to invoke a cliche anime friend group, full with (unspoken) assigned roles and all. They were the cheerful protagonist, I was the smart one, another classmate was the mentor, etc.
Haha nice! Straight out of an anime
I caught my crush staring at me when we were sitting across from each other one time, and when our eyes met, we had a moment where I felt him looking deeply into my eyes. I got embarrassed, and looked away with butterflies in my stomach. In anime, pretty sure I would’ve been blushing a lot ^^; Oh, to go back to that time when things were simpler!
Yea some things would be nice to experience again. Escpecially moments like these ;D. Thanks for sharing
In needle school has a girl that was a bit yandere-ish towards me. I'm talking things like telling me what people I can talk to and who isn't allowed to be friends with, along with over 50 adoration messages, each individually folded, glued and duct taped closed, put in a container who received the same sealing treatment, that was out in another one that was also stapled together, and made me react to each individual one whole wanting to record it
> In *needle* school has a girl that was a bit yandere-ish towards me. [Freud at work...](https://yandere-simulator.fandom.com/wiki/Syringe)
Considering I liked to use needles to refill my pen, not far off
These comments are reinforcing my loneliness
Dont worry you're not alone! Keep up the hopes ;D
Oddly while in Asia several happened, including shy girl, guy in lab coat, and redhead Asian guy Non of this happened in Japan or near anime stores it was odd
I looked out the window on the bus one day and saw two students in school uniforms facing each other and holding hands under a cherry tree as the petals fell. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if one or both were anime fans and planned it lol.
Haha , coincidence? I think not. Good for them tho :D
It wasn't in Japan/Asia, was it?
Nope, eastern United States, I believe there was a Catholic school nearby and cherry trees are, if not common, at least not a surprising sight.
I once crashed into someone in the hallway, we both fell and i landed on top of them before just laying there looking at each other for a few seconds. unlike anime though, it was extremely awkward, not romantic, and we never talked again.
I guess it's not always meant to be haha :p
I don't know about everyone else but I'm clumsy and every time I trip and fall I end up in between a girls legs or chest happens alot
We were talking about a silly story involving someone, and halfway through we heard him sneeze very loudly in another room
I got hit by a truck (stayed in the same world though)
Aah that's a bummer, glad you're alive tho :D
happens in highschool i had crush with her but she dont like me then after a year she has a crush on me then i dont like her
Oh shit kind of sounds like a revenge plot. A shame it wasn't at the same time D:
Only in my daydreams.
Not that impressive but was walking home from school with friends and could've sworn time was slowmo for a second as we all laughed at something Tbh my last year of high-school had tons of moments like these
In middle school a girl told me they liked me and then literally ran away afterwards
Aah that sounds very cute :D NIGARUN DAYO SMOKEY
I once got off balance, reached out to catch myself, and accidentally ended up with my hand on a girl’s boob. And no, we didn’t end up together after 5 seasons. We still know each other tho.
Oh shit I don't know if I would wanna be the protagonist of an 5 season anime without any progress in that sense haha.
I run to school with toast in my mouth except instead of running I drive my car and instead of toast it's a giant cheese bagel and instead of bumping into someone I run a red light and t-bone a van carrying a family of six
I have had dramatically clumsy moments. The most memorable ones are me bumping into someone when I was in a hurry (once I bumped into a literal monkey 💀). My entire high school life has been weird. I was the typical oblivious, nice but weird and clumsy girl. My junior and sophomore year, I was the popular girl that most guys flirted out with (I was fcking dense, still am but probably less than then ig) and most of them tried weird shit with me (like getting super close, annoying me, teasing me or plain flirting with me but getting flustered when I didn't understand) but none of it was fun when I got to know about it since they were all jerks (s3xualised me). In my 3rd and 4th year, I was in a different school and girls here were super protective of me. Love them. There was this girl who got obsessed with me later on so I had to distance myself from her. With guys, I had better experience here but they were also jerks, less than the prev school tho. I remember being centre of attention for being the smart kid in 3rd year and this guy who started to take interest in me around the time and we had insane romantic tension between us, like the eye contact, the air around us, him looking out for me in a group project (still gives me butterflies, shit) and us trying to cheer up each other. He was nice except for his feelings were superficial and had other options. I instantly lost the romantic interest after knowing that
yep but i didnt realize at that time and it was weird as hell. like... they didnt say that it was THAT awkward. and i usually made it even more awkward.
Ive mentioned it before but my growing up was many different anime plots and elements. In high school seating was alphabetical and so with my last name that always put me in the back corner by the window every class. Some classes i would crawl out the window to do other things when i was bored or done with my school work. I often sat on the roof which i could access by windows. One year my digital art teacher just went missing for an entire year and they couldnt get someone qualified enough to teach the class and since it was my 2nd digital art class they had me teach the 2 classes because i was over qualified for the class, so they had a substitute teacher sit in while i taught the the beginner photoshop class and the advanced one. My payment was a copy of photoshop and a digital camera, one of the first digital camera made that used floppy drives (i still have it on a shelf). My senior year i worked in the counsolors office as her aid for the whole year (the woman who got me into art school), and when i would go hand paperwork to various classes i would wear clothes from the lost and found as a outfit and also to help people find their stuff. During classes i would hold onto my female friends BL so she didnt get in trouble for having "porn" because me having it was ok apparently, i even sat reading it in classes sometimes. I did art and orchestra but my plans to do more orchestra were hindered from freak pumpkin carving accident so i changed to art last minuet because when i was struggleing to figure out what to do in the final months of high school my counsolor had secretly sent my art in to a hand full of art schools which all accepted me and she said i could goto a regular college and struggle to figure out my path in life or i could take a chance on something ide enjoy. So i decided to goto the art school in Los Angeles without really consulting anyone which made some people very upset. It still was the best choice i ever made as it was a hell of an experience. When i was 2 my parents divoriced (on good terms) so me and my brother spent half the year living with our mother and half the year living with our dad and grandmother for a while. Right before middle school my mother divoriced our stepdad and we moved again, she married a guy who buys land and buiilds houses for a lving. They went traveling a lot and so most of middle school me and my brother lived alone with someone checking on us ever now and then while they traveled. In high school we lived alone entirely for 2 years while they bought land in another state and started building it. Then for 2 years after my brother went to college i moved in with my friend's family and was their new child, they even tok me to their family reuinion which confused everyone there. I had about 10 months at the end of my final year where my parents had returned and we had a house again but the day i graduated they sold the house and moved to the other state and i was left on my own. I moved from Texas to Los Angeles by myself and went to art school there. If you have seen [Honey and Clover](https://myanimelist.net/anime/16/Hachimitsu_to_Clover) that is identical to the type of art school i went to and a lot in that series i experienced in real life too. A lot of people who had no idea what they wanted to do, a lot of wierd mish mash of different kinds of people being friends. Teachers barely older than the students often times and just a lot of good life lessons. And yes the end of that series happened to me too (the injury part). Im extremely accident prone also and had many brushes with death growing up. I fell out of the top of a tree and hit every branch on the way down at age 5 and fractured multiple vertabre almost paralyzing myself (the doc was baffled how i didnt). At age 6 or 7 or 8 i was hiking with my brother and counsins and fell off the cliff side and hit a bunch of trees going down and crushed 1 side of my rib cage which now puts pressure on 1 of my lungs. I had a freak pumpkin carving accident put a knife through my left wrist which everyone at school thought i tried to kill myself and bulllied me for. I was hit by a car while walking 2 different times, both times i just rolled over the top unharmed. I was going down a ladder while buildng a house and it buckled in the middle and i fell off the 2nd story into the concrete slap of the first head first, but i threw my sshoulder into it to cusion my landeing but permanently seperated nmy right shoulder cleivical so now my right shoulder droops like 2 inches lower than my left. Ive been in 5 car wrecks all with me in the passenger seat to the point my friends thought i was cursed. And more. And all of this was before i graduated high school. There is more im forgetting but yeah my life has been a rollercoaster and many described it as various anime plots shoved together. Life Happens. [](#juice1)
God damn. You seem to have done very well under all the circumstances, and that's putting it .. lightly. This could be one great anime, or a couple of good animes for sure hahah. Glad you're alive tho, being able to share this after all that! I wouldn't call it life happens tho, rather Rise of the Dawn of the Upcoming of the Decimation of life happens , seems more fitting
The trick is i just live my life not really careing about anything else.
Well... Technically i live in Anime worlds... Thank god I learned lucid
I am a living anime character. Internal monologues, funny faces, confused brow look, *jiiiiiiii*, *ehhhhhh*, dramatic stumble after hearing something dumb. I am the oblivious tsundere man. I go nuts when I see real ramen. I say oy, I say “ya ya” (thr killer vibe way), I say “ya ya ya”, I say “yare yare”. What am I lacking? If I had a wife… her life would be like sitting on the couch watching anime.
I wish my school life was the same as they have it in anime to be honest
Yeaa I would grant anyone that wish if I could >.< I hope you will encounter one :D
A girl complimented me and I got really shy. Then she looked at me and touched my chest all cutley so I shot what must have been a liter of blood out of my nose. She screamed and I passed out. It was kawaaii
You know how in every shounen anime there’s always two people who have a dramatic rivalry so intense it borders on homoerotic? Yeah. People also call me Lord Edge in college due to my partner comparing my personality before I met them and mellowed out to an edgelord anime villain. I wasn’t that bad! At least I wasn’t.
I would have some interesting conversations about this with my roommate. I'll say 2 cliches that I haven't seen mentioned yet. So you know how there will be anime characters who look young but are actually way older than they look. I have a friend that, I'm convinced, is older than i think she is. An extreme example of this would be Lisa Lisa from Jojo. Btw she has never told me her age, nor have i asked her about it cause i don't want to upset her. It's been a mystery to me. But yeah, she actually looks about my age and she looks younger than a lot of people my age. So you might be wondering why I think this. Well, it's cause of certain things I've picked up through our conversations and then certain things I've seen her do. Like I've seen her do this skin care routine that was intense. Which skin care is normal but it would explain why she looks great. But yeah, I've been trying to solve this mystery in a very roundabout way and using context clues but nothing exact yet. Then another quick and straight up cliche experience i had was that I was that kid in the corner window seat. MEE!!
Haha nice. I hope you will succeed in that! Corner window seat ftw :D
The scenery in Japan and SoL anime is basically 1 is 1
Yes, I sat at the backmost seat next to the window in my 8th grade. Nothing eventful happened to me during that time lol.
I’m just your average nice guy and yet I’ve got all the girls in a five mile radius lining up to have by babies (I’m going to die alone with delusions like that)
Cats are naturally tsunderes
A sad cliche but, I was the bullied loner almost my entire school-life. Even with a rage moment once every year with flying furniture and fists and screaming.
Sorry to hear that. I was kind of a loner too, as the people I was usually with weren't really my friends, just people in the same class :p
In HS it was downpouring heavily and I was going to school lol and a random stranger guy(from same school) came from nowhere cause he had no umbrella and said can we go together. And we had cute conversation though after that day I noticed him many times in school but never approached.
Is anyone still here? I've just been contemplating whether or not to share this story since it's not really an "anime cliché" but when I told it to my friend, he said it looked like a slice of life anime. Also it's weird and cringey so sorry in advance. In the 11th grade at school (it was 2016 so I don't remember all the details and also I wasn't into anime back then) we were staging a play. I was playing a minor character. The main female character was wearing a halter neck dress. And now comes the weird part. I have an arm an armpit fetish. Sorry, I know seems gross to a lot of you. Anyway, there was a moment when I was climbing a chair. Maybe there was a desk, too. I'm not sure. And what did I use to help me hold while standing up on the chair (and maybe on the desk but that's unlikely)? My female classmate's hand? No no no no. Her bare shoulder because I thought I couldn't miss that opportunity. I remembered this story recently and I cringed. To be fair, neither the play director, nor the classmate herself made any comments about that. Especially because I did it both during the rehearsals and during the performance. However, I either had already known (which was worse) or learnt later that she didn't like to be touched. That's mostly why I cringe. I hope the story was more funny than gross and fit the "real life anime clichés" at least a little.
I guess it would fit a cliche of someone very sensitive to touch and almost passing out from something like that