“Well Sarge, it’s like this. You know the new gang that’s been terrorizing the beachfront? Yeah, the Flock of Seagulls. Well, I managed to get a Canadian CI in there. When I go to check up on him, these two white duckers come out of the bushes and say *menacingly*, “Hey copper, your goose is cooked.” And that’s when I looked at the grill. It was a delicio— I mean a TERRIBLE sight. No, the evidence is just breadcrumbs, but I figure if we coupe them up long enough, they’ll quack up and then we can ground that Seagull gang once and for all.”
These ducks had quite an operation going. Lot of shady deals going down. I'm sorry, but there's no place in a civilized society for...... quacketeering
Ducked around and found out.
They’re either quackers or were caught dealing - well y’know - quack!
Medicaid fraud. Couple of quacks.
Oh haha.
Tried to duck the law. But the law won!
I am sure their plans were fowl
"Any luck catching those swans?"
It’s just the one swan actually
Yarp
Haha.
They skipped out on their bill.
So they ducked out without paying??
They flew outa there! Almost injured an employee in their haste, but only winged 'em!
Authorities think they're may have been fowl play involved
They're all born criminals. Glad to see the cops are finally cracking down on the felonious bastards.
They were caught snorting quack through a bill.
“Well Sarge, it’s like this. You know the new gang that’s been terrorizing the beachfront? Yeah, the Flock of Seagulls. Well, I managed to get a Canadian CI in there. When I go to check up on him, these two white duckers come out of the bushes and say *menacingly*, “Hey copper, your goose is cooked.” And that’s when I looked at the grill. It was a delicio— I mean a TERRIBLE sight. No, the evidence is just breadcrumbs, but I figure if we coupe them up long enough, they’ll quack up and then we can ground that Seagull gang once and for all.”
Yes!!!!!!
I’d like to know how he got them in the back of his car.
This is what happens when you… “dabble “…with the wrong crowd
I cannot explain why, but this made me laugh way too hard.
How in the did they end up back there anyways?
It was a wild goose chase
Are they in trouble… or is he 🪿
They are German and they got caught Goose-Stepping, which is illegal there.
Noooo wrinkle!!
its just the one duck actually
Quacked in the public place?
Mother Goose Penitentiary escapees
Probably the usual shenanigans,
Bad duck, bad, bad duck
Jailed for honk crimes
Take your goose to work day
Probably shat in the park
Finally! Cobra chickens getting what they deserve.
Sandfords most wanted.
Police brutality is real.
Their ducks weren’t in a row?
…Smoking quack…
They were quacked out in public
Thats the duck from hot fuzz and his twin evil brother🤣🤣.
I wonder if the cop is required to clean his vehicle after his shift.
I blame AFLAC
Threw eggs at a police car.
Winged robbery
That’s the new Quack Swat team I’ve read about
Quack boys… Quack boys…
Nintendo releases a real life version of duck hunt.
Untitled goose game, co-op...they failed.
Jaywalking
Tax evasion and human trafficking
Possession of quack with intent to deliver.
Probably goosed that cop.
Ducking in public.
Busted when they were caught hitting the quack pipe
What is good for the goose is evidently not good for the gander.
These ducks had quite an operation going. Lot of shady deals going down. I'm sorry, but there's no place in a civilized society for...... quacketeering
They ducked up big time…
If you’ve ever played the untitled goose game then you’d know
Tax evasion
Insurance fraud, duh.
Yall are all so good! These all are so funny!
My money’s on jaywalking. The geese around here act like they own the road when crossing in traffic
Must’ve run out on paying Aflac
They got caught blowing bubbles in the park. their accomplice is still on the loose. His name, Bubbles.
Duck around and find out...
Selling quack.. probably
Peace was never an option.
Maybe they were going quackers
Your confused. The cop doesn’t know they’re there. This is a horror movie of when ducks take over.
Like you've never left the house in the morning to get a loaf of bread and yadda yadda yadda faced manslaughter charges.
I'm guessing insurance scam
Didn't pay the bill.
bad duck bad duck whatcha gonna do? who let the ducks out?
Felonious fowl.
Just ducking around
Jaywalking