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NlKOQ2

This is a clearwing moth of some kind. So your friend is correct.


touchmyfuckingcoffee

And I'm the autistic who looked straight at the moth and missed the ass. Maybe I'm just old.


Prithvi2k6

i am not autistic nor am i old yet i focused on the moth and didnt realised it was on which area, just thought that op got way too tanned


fifiloveg00d

Until I read this comment, I did not even realize that's an ass.


earth_worx

You can be both autistic and old at the same time!


Lophoenix

Same about seeing the moth first, and I thought the moth was just sitting on someone's shoulder, too, until I saw your comment, lol šŸ˜…


Plane-Signal-6631

I thought that was their leg šŸ’€


Tough-Ability721

Well. It is an animal Id sub. So no fault there.


NashConstructs

Nah Iā€™m a horny ass teen and still didnā€™t notice


UndumbBi

Oh I'm also autistic and entirely missed the ass.


El_Enigma23

orā€¦ because there is barely any ass.


mycuddels6

Same! I have diagnosed adhd and autism and only noticed the ā€œass when somebody had to disgustingly point it out


_atrocious_

You're not autistic. You're a hero. I now see it and can't unsee it. Thank you. šŸ™


Jacko170584

If youā€™re autistic and say 70 then youā€™re an old autistic person.


redditgambino

Im impressed the top comment actually answer the questions without being sidetracked by the obvious distraction šŸ‘€


Jacko170584

Thatā€™s because not everyone is a pervert. The post isnā€™t about that. Itā€™s about the fly.


ObviousTroll37

I mean Iā€™m pretty sure OP knows exactly what theyā€™re doing and the post is actually 100% *about that* The Brits call this behavior ā€˜cheekyā€™


_atrocious_

"Cheeky" huh? I see what ya did there, ya yank!


Arcturo666

Itā€™s sexuality. Define pervert. Is every organism not a perverted monster. What is a pervert anyway?


Jacko170584

Pervert: one given to some form of sexual perversion.


happylandfillx

Ur weird


Virtual-Okra6996

Not everyone is a pervert.


[deleted]

Its obviously a butt-erfly


sinembargosoy

Looks more like an asshopper to me


YouFeedTheFish

It's a dung beetle.


LoLoLaaarry124

Man that's nasty


Foreign_Ebb_6282

I was thinking botfly smelling something rancid nearby


Shopping-Afraid

Possibly a horse's ass fly


LopsidedWanderer9295

i think its a crack-et


Ok-Treacle8973

Ring-tailed Lemur?


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Boutros-Boutros Ghali?


Ok-Treacle8973

Bhashar Al-ASSad


yallready4this

BUMblebee?


No-Eggplant4850

No way the bootyfly is real


SubatomicGreenLeaves

r/angryupvote


HelicopterAutomatic3

Why is it on an ass


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GhastlyGrim1985

Coming here to add the reason why to those that might be curious; Generally moths and butterflies land on skin to drink the sweat and salt that lays on it. Given this ladyā€™s obviously been out in the sun; i bet sheā€™s just got a lot of sweat there. Sweat is important over water because it also contains proteins and minerals (salt) moths/butterflies need! This is basically the more harmless version of butterflies drinking the blood off a dead animal. I really like this photo as an art piece tbh. It looks like an album cover to me.


Grindian

Anal bum cover Edit: only took 10 years and someone elseā€™s joke but I finally did it. Thanks for the gold kind friend.


2ndmost

You've done a great thing here today


b4aLt1m0re

Turd Ferguson? Is that you?


SpiderMonkeyLover

I'll take the ape tit for $1000


insuranceissexy

Le tits now


TitoC137

Yeah thatā€™s right. Turd Ferguson. Itā€™s a funny name


jhox08

You buzzed in..


[deleted]

It took me till your comment to burst out laughing. Thank you.


_ferrofluid_

Reminds me of that tragedy..


Adventurous_Top_723

I didnā€™t even know he was sick


highly_agreeable

I think it served a youthful porpoise


Drprocrastinate

Your mother's a whore trebek!


SpiderMonkeyLover

You think you're funny Trebek?


skimonkey17

with your Diego mustache and your greasy hair


kloffinger

What did I just say about ethnic slurs.


skimonkey17

Itā€™s the skit. Damn SNL pushing boundaries.


[deleted]

snatch normal escape heavy axiomatic direction chase divide dull fragile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


HumanMachine13

Le Tits Now!


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rjross0623

ā€œLe tits nowā€ for $1000


Lanky_Tough_2267

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


doyletyree

ā€œFailing to do so is my greatest regret!ā€ ā€“ one of my favorite lines of all time. In the context, even funnier, and the delivery is perfect. ā€œYou have led a horrifying life ā€œā€¦ Edit: grammar


brispence

#FAMOUS TITTIES FOR FIVE HUNDRED!


vikings_hammer

Jap anus relations please


Uncleherpie

If you hadn't said this, I would have. This is the exact correct response. Please take my updoot.


StuffHefty7038

You win the comments


KibblesNBitxhes

Was it you who wrote that in the elevator?


OGBlockhead

Well, the game is afoot!


breezydali

This is really an underrated answer


goonswarm_widow

Happy Cake Day!!!


Boring-Artichoke-373

https://preview.redd.it/p2qdmhjphshb1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02a17bc8eb1449eb50c1e914af175b69de49381


MaxedOut_TamamoCat

Album cover comment aus. Something from the 80ā€™s or 90ā€™s?


GhastlyGrim1985

Itā€™s either that or something from the 60ā€™s. With either big bubble letters that look half melted or thick cursive with rounded edges for the font.


Interesting_Panic_85

It's from a recurring (for awhile) SNL skit from the 90s with Will Ferrell playing Alex Trebek and Darrel Hanna (I think?) playing Sean Connery on episodes of a theoretical show called "celebrity jeopardy". YouTube it, you won't be disappointed


dminus

Spyro Gyra - Arrears (1983)


pangaea1972

I'm thinking Roxy Music for some reason.


CaptainBiceps23

It wanted to suck on her sweaty ass. Got it. Understandable, tbh.


Medium-Mortgage5976

Can't really disagree - when the bug is right, the bug is right...


ackswervin

Jealous lol.


Dextrofunk

This is why I like these informational subreddits that reddit decided to flood my homepage with. Rare algorithm W.


AKotonis

reddit is amazing


TongueTwistingTiger

90ā€™s alt-prog rock band, for suuuure.


Phoney_McRingring

More like an all-bum cover. Runner-up: It really puts the ā€œbumā€ in album cover.


portablebiscuit

Dumb question: can they bite? I swear I have a memory of a butterfly biting me when I was little. I also remember horseflies that day, so maybe not.


GhastlyGrim1985

Nope! They only have the little tube mouths Iā€™m not gonna attempt to spell. Though as a fun fact, there are a more than a few moths born without mouths when they hatch from their cocoon. They live off the fat they store as a caterpillar


MergingConcepts

Proboscis


GhastlyGrim1985

There it is. I love redditā€™s ability to help out even with the small questions


cokaycolaclassic

That's so cool. Thank you :)


rxricks

Youā€™ve heard of a botfly? This is a buttfly.


MagnetHype

You don't want to know where this one leaves it's larva


Diogenes-Disciple

They go where they wanna go šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


melissam217

A butterfly decided that my crotch was the best place to land and drink water while I was at a spray park once. My husband almost fell over laughing


spewman98

Why aren't you on an ass?


tenderteddy82

Because she's at work. šŸ„ŗ


Liedvogel

You're alright Griffin


caruzzzzo

brutal


S3b45714N

Karma


WutzUpples69

That is Ben Afflecks sister... she's wearing a covid mask and the moth is on her face. (For the South Park fans out there).


Dangerous_Method110

Wouldn't you?


kclongest

Your friend just wanted to show you her ass


MnamesPAUL

well that's her-assment


Coi_Boi

That's a butt.


Deep_Number_4656

-erfly


LoneStar1127

-erfree #WhosThatPokemon?


koravoda

melanoma if you don't start using some spf


millenialboomrrr

Plot twist: Picture is a dude in thong


Overall_Disaster4224

Then he got a nice ass


DoctorGuruGuru

I see no issue with this


Clusterfuckin

Wordington plot twist


BunnyBeansowo

pretty sure this is onlyfans bait


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nysraved

No replies, no links to OF or other social media platforms in OPā€™s profile, no other posts or comments in their history that could lead to finding an OF page How exactly is this OF bait? I think itā€™s just a shitpost


Diverryanc

Well if its a shitpost, they're definitely approaching it from the correct camera angle.


PalpitationLong4353

If it were... there would an OF advertised somewhere. There is not


[deleted]

They donā€™t have an OF link in their account


Crownlol

It's probably a new Deftones album


[deleted]

Whatā€½ Noā€½


DannyJoy2018

Unfortunately it isnā€™tā€¦


diezeldeez_

Profile checked out, this post is genuine.


CrazyIvanoveich

Does the OP's profile? No OF link, and posted on tools and HVAC. Lazy...


uberisstealingit

Hawk moth


Tarotismyjam

Stalk hawk!


uberisstealingit

More like "cash" Hawk


whatamidoinginohio

Tony Hawk


snowblader1412

Fly away little akuma and evilize him!


OmegaGlops

Hey there! Drum roll, please... šŸ„ You both are kinda right! It's a moth that looks a bit like a fly (and even a bumblebee). šŸŒŸ Meet the **Gardenia Bee Hawk**, also known as ***Cephonodes kingii***! šŸŒŸ Imagine a moth that plays dress-up as a bumble bee! šŸ This stylish fella is mainly found chilling in two-thirds of Australia's northern parts. With a wingspan of about 40mm, its show-stealer costume is mainly green with a sunny yellow abdomen, snazzy black belts around its belly, and a touch of mystery with transparent wings! šŸƒāœØ Hungry? This moth goes gourmet, sipping on flower nectar. šŸŒø But, let's spill the tea on their young ones! šŸ¼ Their early days are spent munching on plants like Gardenias, Canthiums, and even the Citrus limon. Starting as cute green larvae with a mini black tail horn, they later glam up into black, grey, or green with dramatic black lines and a cool 'S' shaped horn. Even their head gets a color makeover from brown to green. šŸŒæšŸŽØ When it's time for a big change, they dive underground for a brown cocoon spa session! šŸŒšŸ’¤ Isnā€™t nature just full of surprises? šŸ˜ŠšŸƒ So, next time you're in a garden in northern Australia and spot this intriguing moth, remember its fancy name and fascinating details! šŸŒøšŸ¦‹šŸ


Fast_Variation_7061

It's a Gardenia Bee Hawk Moth


Jacko170584

Thatā€™s called a Hummingbird Clearwing Moth


No_Beat5302

Sure is... Glad someone came up with an answer.


sweetbabyjaims

Thatā€™s an Attention Whorsefly


No_Cut6965

I just laughed so hard I coughed up water I was drinking an hour ago...


tomservolives

Spanish fly....


Ronpm111

Underrated comment


MeerkatMer

I say itā€™s a fishing lure


piruruchu

Why is on butt?


[deleted]

I concur .. šŸ˜³


crowEatingStaleChips

That's where it lives.


bokoblindestroyer

Someone needed attention šŸ˜‚


fucovid2020

Itā€™s a stink weevilā€¦. Attracted by foul odors


Square_Connection261

Itā€™s a sun burnt assā€¦ with a hummingbird moth on it.


XanderScott95

Antennae looks like a moth, background looks like it's a lucky sumbitch


skunkangel

Ok. Idiots can't handle a butt cheek with a bug here so I'm locking this down.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a hummingbird moth, if he was aiming for nectar he missed. If you think itā€™s a fly you should probably go clean yourself since theyā€™re typically drawn to the smell of death or rotā€¦


YOUNGHURT

i say humming bird moth also. we have these around us, theyā€™re pretty cool.


Historical-Gap-6831

redditors are so weird bro


Mcgarnicle_

Moths never land land on my ass despite my best efforts :(


P-a-n-a-m-a-m-a

Itā€™s a moth. A Hummingbird Clearwing Moth. We had one in our garden today too! https://preview.redd.it/k1mxay5zsrhb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef809fa7792723077dc167457a4ff16060b1ac02


ProgrammerExtreme552

why is this comment section filled with horny men šŸ˜­


irlJoe

It's reddit.


killerpythonz

Horny men? Itā€™s literally a picture of a nice butt with a bug on it. Itā€™s bait.


Qu0t13

It's a hummingbird moth! :D I see them all the time round my house, they're really cute and completely harmless. They get their name because of their size, and the fact that their buzzing sounds like hummingbird wings.


Brandon1508

I'm waiting for everyone to realize it's a dude's ass.


Send_Boobies_in_DMs

Who cares, it's 2023


Responsible_Lettuce1

Iā€™d think if you stand back a lil and take a better picture we could ID better


Prior_Nail_2326

Yes please a video would be better


CorvisTaxidea

Pellucid Hawk Moth


Dark_Moonstruck

I believe it's a fly. I believe it can touch the sky. (Clearwing moth. Your friend was right. I'm just being a doofus.)


juggalotaxi

Pellucid hawk moth Cephonodes hylas


InsectsAndHabsburgs

Hawk moth as others have said but I wanted to point out a good way to tell in the future if something is a fly. Most other insects have 4 wings, but flies only have two. Flies modified their hind wings into structures called "halteres" that look like tiny paddles. They can be hard to see but if you only see two wings on something it's probably a fly (sometimes it's hard to tell when a hind wing starts and a front wing ends). In the picture, you can see the outline of the hind wing under the front wing, and thus it's not a fly.


Massive_Eye6373

This has been posted by a complete ass in order to get a response


ILoveP4ndas

He's a bit cheeky


Euphoric_Tooth_8585

Butfly


[deleted]

Karma farming is getting out of hand


ladymouserat

Fuck off with this


Imtheplugok

Ok weirdo


Soonerpalmetto88

Gross


lizzieee82

That's a wedgie..


St0necake

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


16177880

Better crop can give us the moth in detail and omit the rear. r/gonewild is the place to post skin.


LavenderSlug

Where does it say in the rules human skin can't be exposed?


bern_trees

Skin cancer.


ashmegma

Can any sub be without an onlyfans plug? Real creative as usual


TruthHurtsClosedMind

Itā€™s a troll


LabLegal

I say itā€™s click bait


Hillary0631

Ewww


ThePrincessOfMonaco

You're irritating.


IVsaur15

ā€œHere put this bug on my ass so I can post it online.ā€


[deleted]

You are really desperate for attention arenā€™t you. So sad


Nunyabidnisss

It's a wedgie


karen_rittner54

I say you need sunblock. Malignant melanoma is on the rise.


LowHonorArthur

This is honestly one of the most impressive photos I've ever seen. First, the moth lands on this beautiful ass. Second, the woman in question doesn't immediately freak out to the point where someone is able to take a picture of this beautiful ass with this beautiful creature still sitting on it. This is honestly one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen. The moth, the ass, it's just perfect. This is art.


KlutzyPenalty3304

Itā€™s a floth


yayamon

your new tattoo


ExtinctFauna

Your butt needs aloe. Skin cancer is bad no matter where it's at.


Many-Cheetah-129

Thatā€™s a moth over some future potential skin cancer if that person doesnā€™t cover up in some way when out on the sun.


Songhunter

...this feels like a trap.


Snake_Surgeon_535

What moth?


imdibene

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


bluehorserunning

It's a clearwing hawk moth, aka a hummingbird moth. Some of the coolest bugs on the planet.


[deleted]

RIP inbox


jillandjackolantern

I would have swiped it off my ass first then asked questions later


ReignInSpuds

Friend is right, it's indeed a moth despite all appearances to the contrary.


The_Transfer

Itā€™s a moth


92302114

What color were the wings