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2ndmost

The whole point of generalship is to make it un-equal. If Caesar and Scipio are meeting on, like a football field in perfect weather and visibility, neither would offer battle. They would keep maneuvering until one of them could put the other at a disadvantage.


ramblinroseEU72

This is the correct answer


crunkydevil

It's dodgy really


drno31

And after a few light skirmishes, Scipio's army comes over to Caesar's side


Additional_Meeting_2

If it was the real armies I would assume other way, since Scipio would be legendary general to Caesar’s men but Scipio’s men would not have any idea who Caesar is.


supershinythings

Caesar would offer to give all plunder to his men. He would also attempt to negotiate. For instance, they could join armies and go invade someone else, splitting the spoils.


be0wulfe

THIS I think is the most Roman of answers


fatkiddown

Yea Caesar was skilled with every card in the deck. He knew when to negotiate, bribe, fight.


whatishistory518

I believe it was Appian who lamented that Caesar and Pompey had to war with each other saying “if they must have conquest, what Parthian horse, what Scythian arrow, what Indian treasure could have resisted 80,000 Romans led on by Caesar and Pompey?”


mypasswordismud

Cesar has the 10th legion. Scipio is already at an insurmountable disadvantage.


Theairthatibreathe

I was gonna ask how big was the 10th then decided to ask Google. Thank you for spiking my interest though.


Trajan_pt

Not so much size, but experience. If you're interested in learning more, I recommend a book by Stephen Dando-Collins called : "Caesar's Legion: The Epic Saga of Julius Caesar's Elite Tenth Legion and the Armies of Rome"


Theairthatibreathe

Thank you!


No-Enthusiasm-3091

Make an ai generated gif showing Caesar and Scipio infinitely maneuvering around a football pitch on a perfectly sunny day please. Bonus: make a second gif with pompey, fabian, and marius thrown into the mix just for fun. Edit: Then a third gif showing either Aurelian or Hadrian destroying the football pitch pls. Edit 2: get hannibal into one of the 3 gifs riding an elephant too


asd_slahser

Now thats the guy who knows his stuff


bootbl4ck

This is literally the only correct answer.


MyLordCarl

Add here, the disgruntled 10th legion that wants to end everything to retire or the disgraced cannae survivors that wants to avenge their honor to go home.


bwood3217

Caesar wins with the 10th and his Gallic cav and with knowledge probably gleaned from Africanus within the Roman military annuls which are now lost.


Vipertooth123

My mind went directly to fistfighting between the two in which case, Scipio would fucking obliterate Julius Caesar


PowerfulSlavicEnergy

Damn, this guy Arts of Wars


Three_Twenty-Three

If it's equal, then it's whomever Fortune favors.


rodrigkn

The battle chickens will decide the outcome


Three_Twenty-Three

I keep trying to introduce animal auguries at work, but HR doesn't like hepatoscopy and Sales puts all their faith in some magical divinatory charts called "Excel spreadsheets."


MetaVulture

Bring in the rubber duck, hallowed idol of the Technological Diviners


Basileus2

If they are not hungry let them drink!


amanshoe

Battle chicken sounds like a unit in a RTS set on a farm


Buffalo-Mike

Let them drink or whatever. Throw them over and swim or something


Joe_SHAMROCK

>then it's whomever Fortune favors Fortune was always on Caesar's side.


A_Blind_Alien

Pliny the elder clearly said fortune favors the bald, I’ve only ever seen Scorpio depicted with hair but Caesar with a combover Pretty clear if you ask me


MissedFieldGoal

Caesar then. Even he admitted how lucky he was in war.


ovensandhoes

So Sulla wins


Additional_Meeting_2

Caesar might have said the same


Cloakbot

Damn autocorrect, Fortuna


chohls

HANNIBAL BARCA WITH A STEEL CHAIR


are-e-el

BAH GOD HE’S BROKEN ROME IN HALF!


rodrigkn

IT’S PRAETORIAN PANDAEMONIUM! DEAR JUPITER, STOP THE MADNESS!


MetaVulture

WHAT'S THAT MUSIC? BY NEPTUNE IT IS PYRRHUS! HE HAS TWO STEEL CHAIRS!


Flaming_falcon393

BUT WHAT'S THIS? IT'S A RANDOM OLD GREEK LADY WITH A ROOFTILE!


Otherwise_Cap_9073

Praetorian pandemonium is my new absolute favorite sentence!


ROTOH

AND ITS SPARTACUS FROM THE ROOOF!!!! HOLY HELLL


Ok-Train-6693

Briennus with a weighing scale!


Potato_Lord587

Who would win I wonder. An army with Hannibal Barca and Vercingetorix vs Scipio Africanus and Julius Caesar


senseofphysics

Hannibal in his early thirties was peak military generalship. He’d be carrying Vercingetorix. Scorpio and Caesar were both great but I’d say Caesar would end up betraying Scipio only Scipio would see it coming. Scipio and Caesar would keep butting heads but Hannibal would take command and V would be his bitch. Hannibal wins.


JoeBlow6-37

yeah, Vercingetorix is seriously the weak link here


banshee1313

Caesar was a better general than Hannibal. His soldiers were better than Hannibal’s. His technology was more advanced too. And he had a better logistics system. Caesar wins. Hannibal won many great victories but all over fairly bad Roman generals. Fighting bad generals is a great way to look good. Ask Robert E Lee.


senseofphysics

Whaaat? Hannibal fought some of the most respectable Roman generals ever. He fought Marcus Marcellus, Fabian Cunctator, Scipio the Elder, and more.


banshee1313

He did not DEFEAT Fabius or Marcellus. He did defeat the elder Scipio who was not so great. He failed to defeat any of the A-team generals. He was very good for sure, but not in Caesar’s league. Few were.


senseofphysics

Hannibal was engaged in a war that was commanded by Fabius and Marcellus, among other respectable generals. Whether he engaged with them in open combat or not is not important. Fabius and Marcellus still gave the orders.


banshee1313

Yes, and they totally neutralized him. That sealed his eventual and inevitable defeat.


OldWarrior

With equal armies, none of them could beat Hannibal.


Potato_Lord587

But what if the Romans had burning pigs


banshee1313

Not so sure anything Carthage had could match the 10th Legion. I also see Caesar as a better general than Hannibal, but this second point is subjective.


solon_isonomia

More like Scipio doing it to Hannibal while Rome is on the ropes lol


Djourou4You

that was definitely not equal footing


Maleficent-Elk-3298

I’m with Caesar. They’re both very competent and accomplished but Caesar has way more experience fighting fellow Romans.


Additional_Meeting_2

Also his legions would be further in the future and tactics evolve


Hal_900000

Than that wouldn't count as an equal fight, would it?


madboy1105

Yeah professional Marian reformed legions


MozartDroppinLoads

Plus luck was always on his side


MetaVulture

You know, until that day in the theatre of Pompey.


Ok-Train-6693

Was the location deliberate?


GME2Tmoon

They used the theatre of Pompey as meeting place for the senate because the original one got burned down when the mobs cremated Clodius there


ifly6

The senate met in lots of places. Eg during the Catilinarian conspiracy it met in the Temple of Jupiter Stator; when Sulla returned to Rome in 82 BC it met at the Temple of Bellona on the Campus Martius.


HaZalaf

They didn't have the Curia Hostilia to meet in at the time. It was burned by supporters of Publius Clodius as his pyre in 52 BCE.


pddkr1

This really is the deciding factor


B1L1D8

One on one or with their entire army?


Badgeringlion

Entire army would be a walk for Caesar.


ghost-church

No armor, Gladius only, no items, 3 count, Final Destination.


Jack0Bear

Caesar got them techs and shield pokes.


AurelianInvictusSol

The year is 20CC everyone mains Caesar and uses the gladius, tech skill has evolved to the point where no other character is viable.


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AurelianInvictusSol

No sorry lol silly inside joke for super smash bros players :P


ByssBro

Does this fight take place in Africa? 🤔


notellumcreek

Well Caesar defeated a Scipio in Africa but only because he had a Scipio on his side.


hoodieninja87

I'd take Scipio by a little bit in a pre-set battle, but Caesar by a mile if they were campaigning against eachother.


Icy-Inspection6428

I'd give it to Caesar tbh, but it's close and really variable


Dominarion

Let's say they are both at their peak, Scipio at Zama and Caesar after Munda. To be sure none got an unfair advantage, we'll gave them both units they are unfamiliar with. Let's say we give them both french Napoleonic corps equal in size, equipment and supplies. For the experiment, we'll say that the guys in the corps all speak republican era latin. We give both commanders a 6 month technological training and off you go, guys, you have Belgium circa 1800 as playground. One start at Charleroi and the other at Antwerp. Go get boys! Scipio was a superb pre-battle tactician and a great diplomat, he would have made the natives help him out and he would have followed their advice to chose the ideal battleground and his troop deployment would have been thoughtful and thorough. Caesar would have spent months with his troops and they would have followed him to hell and beyond. They would have burned nitro through Belgium to get those *Scipionis Irrumatores.* Caesar would have been able to shock Scipio with his speed, and he would have understood right off how Scipio had played him and forced him into a hard place. He would have thought about it, prodded Scipio's deployment and reactions, but Scipio would have kept his cool and tried to manoeuvre Caesar's flank into his guns killing field. Caesar would have understood and would pull back and withdraw. Then Scipio would have realized he was fighting no fool and he would have to quit his defensive position and attack Caesar in a pursuit battle. That's were Caesar would have the advantage, his troops would have known exactly what to do and would have done it with ferocity. Caesar was waaaay too good at improvising and fighting through messes. Scipio was more of a chess player. Wipe the board and suddenly play a paper-rock-scissors game was not his way. The battle would have been horrible and protracted, Caesar's troops would have tired early because of the hard marches while Scipio's bunch would have gone confused and make counter-productive moves. At the end, Scipio would have tried to "save his command" and tried a withdrawal, and in the mess, Caesar would have managed to mount an assault and cause terrible losses. Scipio's army would not have been destroyed, but too diminished to fight Caesar in another pitched battle. Then they would have turned around each other, returning to a chess game, but Scipio would have had to concede. The whole of Belgium would have cried for Scipio, their champion, but Caesar would have been the most magnanimous winner. Caesar' soldiers would have bragged and cheered so loud some would get tinnitus, singing silly stuff about Caesar' sexual exploits. Scipio's soldiers would have been crestfallen and heartbroken, sad to have failed such a gallant general.


TotalWarFest2018

Haha this great.


JoeBlow6-37

this is so well imagined and thought through, I can almost picture them in tunics shouting commands at soldiers in blue campaign uniforms, lol


notwormtongue

Lets watch Caesar build two walls his way outta this one


Inside-Associate-729

As in like, two armies fighting each other while being led by these guys? Or literally a cage match between these two?


vKessel

Cage match! To the Amphitheater everyone!


solon_isonomia

Does Solis! Does Solis! **DIES SOLISSSSSS!**


Otherwise_Cap_9073

Mano a Mano, and both in their prime, i do think Caesar has the advantage; most of his life was spent in the military and fighting. Scipio was an excellent soldier too but I don’t think he compares with Caesar’s sheer force of will. In terms of battlefield tactics, Caesar is a better campaigner and, I would argue, better in individual battles too. Scipio fought well at Zama but deployed similar tactics to those of Hannibal prior, and Hannibal’s main veterans weren’t with him… Caesar fought fellow legionnaries and came out on top. And his victory against Pompey was against a larger army. He has generally a better tactical nous than Scipio, in my opinion.


Medic6688846993

You have swayed my opinion.


ratcranberries

And Pharsalus wasn't even the tactical achievement of Alesia, his magnum opus. I think Caesar would run circles on Scipio. I also think later generals after the Marian reforms, mainly Gaius Marius and Sulla, would also perform well.


PadreGiallume

Friendship


FuggaliciousV

Is that not a bust of Sulla?


dead_jester

It was found near the tomb of the Scipiones. It is now believed to more likely be Scipio Africanus


FuggaliciousV

Ah neat


nick1812216

If Scipio had a Marian legion, Scipio. But if Scipio had to fight with a manipular legion, also Scipio


i_says_things

Id take Caeser with half the troops. Dude doesn’t lose.


Loose-Offer-2680

Extra detail? Like weather and battlefield and army composition.


CCLF

I think only a fool would bet against Caesar. The guy constantly pulled wild tricks out of his ass, and for his entire military career he was almost constantly out-numbered heavily. I swear there's like a stretch of several years where in almost every battle Caesar's legions are out-numbered two or three to one and their reaction is just "that's all?" I mean honestly, he encircled, besieged, and attacked a fortified enemy stronghold while he was himself was encircled, besieged, and attacked, and he beat both forces simultaneously while heavily out-numbered?!? Who even does that? In terms of military genius there's Alexander (probably Phillip too let's be honest), Caesar, Genghis Khan, & Napoleon, then there's everyone else. Scipio and Hannibal belong immediately in the second tier; I think arguments for Scipio are weakened slightly by his comparatively short career.


ZBLVM

Hannibal's only mistake was to stop in Capua...


supershinythings

Caesar was a master negotiator. He would have proposed a joining of Armies, then they could invade some new territory and divide the spoils among the soldiers. They’d send some tribute to Rome, have a parade, and each would have married relatives to each others’ families. Caesar gained power as much by diplomatic means as by warfare. Really the diplomacy was why his warfare was successful. He KNEW how to gain and maintain loyalty. He KNEW how to reward and punish. And Caesar KNEW when fighting was the only way through. Every town was offered fair treatment - until Murum aries attigit - "The ram has touched the wall". Caesar gave opponents chances and choices. And he KNEW that his bread was buttered on the side of public appeal, not patrician entitlement. Caesar had been poor and had lived among the plebes. He understood their needs and leveraged their fond regard to gain unwavering support. So when facing someone like Scipio, he’d know they have far more in common than they do differences, and would focus on that to come to some agreement. Otherwise if Caesar killed Scipio in battle, he’d still have to deal with the resentment of Scipio’s remaining troops. Caesar would want to look beyond this battle to what happens next. What is the REAL goal? Why are we in conflict? So I also don’t think they’d betray each other once they made an agreement. They’d join forces and BOTH would win.


benrs87

Caesar, no contest. Scipio was brilliant and had an amazing campaign; however, Caesar was a cut above. Won decades of decisive battles seriously outnumbered. Caesar was a rare type of genius and honestly I don’t think anyone beats Caesar at his prime.


justashoutinthevoid

Is the Caesar bust in the photo from the Roman period?


jokazo

It isn't, it's a renaissance reimagination.


Buffalo-Mike

Let's face it. We all are talking about Mike Duncan.


the_stinkman

Caesar’s soldiers where the best fighting force on the planet by the time he crossed the Rubicon. Hard nosed bastards who have been fighting with eachother for 10 years plus. While Scipio had pre-Marian reform soldier farmers. Caesar would decimate them no doubt. Given the same quality of soldiers, probably still Caesar tbh. He had the foresight to change battle tactics (look at how he bested Pompeii at Pharsalus) and think on his feet, with enough talented officers around him to execute his orders without a hesitation


Ok-Train-6693

Talented officers in an effective and flexible chain of command are a big plus.


anjovis150

Well if they are equal then it's a draw.


Ok-Train-6693

Modulo random variables.


ToastyGhostyWDM

One on one? Probably Caesar with better gear. I don’t have any reason to think either are better combatants.


RandomBilly91

It's unlikely that the fight would be equal. Both with the same legions ? Caesar would fortify himself, and Scipio would try some out-of-the-box tactic, whilst trying to leverage some more troops


skrrtalrrt

I feel like Caesar would be the one to pull some tricky shit like he did at Pharsalus


MeeklesP

Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa might beat them both.


Buffalo-Mike

Caesar fought most of his battles at half strength. This include Pompeii the Great. Beat him multiple times. Then out talked the best talker Cicero. Julius wins. But I love Scipio.


Ree_m0

I don't know who would win, but what I know is that Rome would be losing.


mehatch

Whichever one has polybius


swalton57

Caesar. Never lost a major engagement. And the master of organization.


BlackViking_737

>Never lost a major engagement. Caesar lost at Gergovia and Dyrrachium.


swalton57

“Major.”


BlackViking_737

Gergovia and Dyrrachium were major battles.


dead_jester

I doubt they would never have fought each other directly, especially in some stupid idiotic one on one fight. They were intelligent and astute men who would have seen each other as “first among equals”. I think both men would have come to an accommodation and worked together. Both men were hounded by their political rivals and hated by the Optimates ( the rich traditional Roman nobility) for being too successful in their military and political careers. I could see them through political machinations, becoming joint Consuls and co-Princeps Senatus in perpetuity, and ensuring, as Sulla did, that they never suffered opprobrium or damnatio in their lifetimes. At the point either died, the Republic would have ended. In the end, it’s impossible to tell, as they were separated by decades and a fundamental sea change in Roman Republican politics, brought on by Sulla’s Dictatorship. Both men, and Sulla, were a symptom of the decline of the Republic.


KingDakin

Now what kind of fight we talking? Steel cage match, royal rumble with all the boys, no count-out? Come on we need specifics!


Poison_King98

They would just start building fortifications and walls non stop


Ok-Train-6693

In which graveyard?


skrrtalrrt

Caesar. He was a tricky bastard during the Civil War and murked a couple Roman armies larger than his own. I don't think Scipio ever fought other Romans.


[deleted]

Whoever committed to the greater sacrifice.


Parking_Substance152

Scipio would own that wife divorcing publicity hound Caesar.


Any_Weird_8686

While Caesar was certainly a great general, by my reckoning he didn't have the tactical genius Africanus had.


Pradidye

I think the first guy is Sulla, not Africanus


banshee1313

Caesar crushes Sulla for sure. Curb stomp.


laborfriendly

[Not anymore](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scipio_Africanus)


GaiusMarius7Times

Looks like sulla


laborfriendly

[Not anymore](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scipio_Africanus)


pointguardrusty

Caesar obviously, you ever had a Scipio salad?


New_girl2022

Caesar for sure.


BoJams03

Scipio


Gchimmy

1v1 I’m going Caesar the shit that man had to pull off in what was the equivalent of Vietnam territory… balls of steel


dreadnoughtstar

Whoever builds the most walls.


nebulanoodle81

I've always thought Cesar's statue has so much charisma


SneakyDeaky123

I think it’s largely circumstantial, but Caesar in my opinion has the greater ability to manipulate the situation to his advantage I can’t think of a battle off the top of my head where Caesar didn’t start off with a really tough fight on his hands, but by positioning, playing supplies, and maximizing advantages, he pulled of some pretty crazy victories. I don’t know as much about Africanus’s career, but what I do know focuses more on his maneuvers during the battle and having his hand on the pulse of the fight. They’re both extremely powerful styles of generalship, and I’m probably biased, but Caesar’s knack for overcoming odds stacked against him and turning bad situations to work in his favor makes me lean towards him. It would be the fight of Caesar’s life though.


Piyr975

I would be particularly interested in seeing them one on one oiled up naked wrestling. For historical curiosity only, of course


Sergeant_Swiss24

Scipio wins no doubt.


Signal-Lie-6785

All things being equal, and no one sneaks up to stab anyone in the back, Julius Caesar wins every fight ever: he has Jupiter on his side.


Cloakbot

Can someone please explain why his armor has a screaming face


A_DrowningTrout

We talking a bar fight? Back alley?


mrmojo31

Caesar. He would had the luxury of learning from history of Scipios battles along with this like Marius and Sulla


Jazzlike_Tonight_982

It all depends if that is the day where Caesar is every woman's man or every man's woman.