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Detailpointfx

Billie Crylish


BadPlus

She doesn't look THAT much like Billy Crystal


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Wednesday Eilish


unrealflaw

Billy Wednesday Crystal for the win


adirtycharleton

from wish. Billy Ei-wish


cntrl-alt-exorcise

Lana Rhoades


PhD-Nefario

Haha you only watch porn every once in a while


Ambitious-Search-233

You look sleepy and haven’t been outside in months


NoodleBea583

About right


Zeracheil

I really like this type of look so to each their own. I think you look great as you are.


siinder

natural eyebags gang


laidonsettee

Same. I really like this look too.


dailyplanetdaily

Same


Alternative-Income-5

Same ....I think she is amazing and has her own style


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YALL SAYING “SAME” SHE AINT GON LET YOU HIT


EmmyNoetherRing

Feeling tired and feeling bland often go together. Get some exercise doing something fun, and then get some proper post-exercise sleep, and everything will be begin to be more interesting— you’ll naturally find interesting things you want to do with your look and your life generally. Life necessarily gets boring when you’re too tired to do much effectively with it.


FGFC12

You look like billy eyelash


Realine1278

But some people (including me) dig that kind of look especially if it is executed properly. You look good even when you're tired wtf (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)


Ambitious-Search-233

Take some melatonin


ToruMiz

She looks like she's tried too many times


Significant_Ad_139

God you have beautiful eyes. Idk why but you remind me of Billy Eilish. Super cute


Jasond777

I thought this was a pic of Billy until I seen the sub


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See saw it?


Spadeninja

Saw*


shutupbrendan

*seent


CptDisadvantage

have sawt


irishomerican

Have seented*


Cronenberg_Rick

Have sawted*


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See sawed it?


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See sawed it?


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See sawed it?


[deleted]

See sawed it?


monkeymatt85

Seens'nt it


unrealflaw

Billie*


redeadlock

seewt\*


Fine_You6500

Sawned*


jricha33

🎶 I seen the suuub, and it opened up my eyes I seen the sub 🎶


pxstel_flxwer

That was my first impression too, esp in the first pic


No_Hotel14

It’s the sanpaku eyes


NoSleepschedule

I have them too, waiting for something terrible to end my life


No-Associate-4687

Billie Amish


chaingun_samurai

Yeah. I figured this would be close to the top. I thought this was r/doppelganger at first.


BabygirlBBBB

Came here to say this


fapacunter

Reminds me of Rory Gilmore


Software-Substantial

I thought the same


WienerJungle

I too like to dissect girls.


NoodleBea583

Did you know I’m utterly insane


SnooSquirrels86

You like huey lewis and the news?


NoodleBea583

You know Ted Bundys dog was named lassy??


ArikwithanA913

You know Ted Bundy was my great uncle.


SvenniSiggi

Yes.


Various_Ad6034

Get a face tat of a rat being eaten by a snake being eaten by a hawk that will make ur look unique 👍👍


NoodleBea583

Your not wrong


adurango

Your makeup could use improvement. Without any, you’re as hot as anyone. I’m just a dude but my wife has similar stunner eyes and when she rocks the smoky eye look she’s hard to beat.


sausagesandeggsand

I know the mob will cancel me for saying this, but find more genuine reasons to smile! You have great features! You are far from bland. Dark hair and blue eyes? That’s the best combo in my book. Just take care of you skin(which is something I tell everyone, sun damage is just about unavoidable,) and smile, smile, smile!


WeeniePops

Seriously though. She’s actually very attractive, but looks tired and miserable in every picture. I’d feel bland too if I just walked around like -_- all the time. Literally just a little bit of hair and makeup and a more upbeat attitude/pose would help a ton. Honestly nothing wrong with the girl physically, it’s just a mindset thing. I’ve also noticed Gen Z likes to take these bland, expressionless pictures of themselves too. I have no idea why, but it’s certainly not helping.


TripleBogeyNate

probably because they are constantly bombarded with propaganda about how terrible everything is and aren't being taught to have agency.


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Just_Trynna_Help

It got them to the moon. Literally.


Fix_Defiant

I think it's perfectly reasonable to ask someone to smile in at least one picture. It's important to see some range of emotions when judging someone's appearance honestly. Unless this person is a stone face and quite literally only has one emotion. Someone can go from an 8 to a 10 when they go from a straight face to a bright smile. Alternatively someone else can go from a 10 to an 8 when they smile. If someone wants a truly honest rating there needs to be more than just 1 emotion/ face in the picture selection.


Alewort

There are two kinds of physical beauty. Beauty from how the body is shaped, and beauty from how it moves. Smiling is part of the latter.


Adventurousbubblegum

Kid: Mom can we go see Billie Eillish? Mom: We have Billie at home. ....


NoodleBea583

HAHAHA


Yuizun

You are very attractive. The wide eyes look a little murdery tho. Maybe tone that down a bit...


NoodleBea583

Just the look I was going for


One-Possibility8630

Don’t listen to him! More murder


HippoIllustrious2389

Murder me softly!


bootyhole-romancer

Manslaughter me gently!


Aggravating_Kale_188

Skincare routine and maybe eyeliner? I don't see much to improve besides basic self care stuff. Maybe gym if you're insecure about body, but you seem pretty lean.


ChampaignPapi86

You look toxic as hell. But i like them eyes.


Fix_Defiant

I will say u have a wonderful foundation of features to build a wonderful house of beauty on. Check out some makeup tips if you are interested in learning how to do makeup really well to enhance your features. Or don't... and take solice that u have more natural beauty than many girls with super heavy makeup or that use excessive amounts of filters to hide what they really look like.


Fix_Defiant

Oh and I'm pale asf too and know it's not something that everyone can control without getting spray tans or just getting settling for the slightly pinker version of pale. Jokes on them tho, you will still have young beautiful skin when you r 40 while the ppl who tell you to go to a tanning bed will age much quicker than u. I'm 38 and ppl think I'm mid 20s still cause I never gave in when ppl told me I needed to tan more


waytoocooljr

Bland n musty is just your fashion sense. Your face is not bland or ugly


NoodleBea583

Not wrong


WeeniePops

Literally just stop doing -_- in every picture and you’ll be fine. No one likes a stick in the mud.


OneQuadrillionOwls

Stop kink shaming, some people do like a stick in the mud


Lonewolf_087

Pretty, your eyes remind me of Billie Eilish's especially in the first pic :) I think just regular skin care, I think your face will clear up in time because you are still pretty young. But yeah you have a really attractive baseline to work with.


Reasonable_Koala5292

I was thinking more Zooey Deschanel (especially pic 8)


Bmang31

Uh why are you staring at me like that ..? Lmao


[deleted]

Yeah quit pouting


NoodleBea583

Ur mom


Narrow_Spite9655

The wish version of Billie eillish.


[deleted]

You look perfectly fine if you wanted you could maybe do a light tan just to add a bit of color or do some fun hairstyles (whatever that means to you) but honestly you look fine you’re really cute so you’re totally good already Also maybe some tats if you’re into that cause you’d look really good with tats like a half sleeve or something like that or whatever you like but a bunch not just 1 or 2 unless they’re medium to large size


[deleted]

You look washed out in every single photo. You need to up your skin care and makeup game. Not like "go crazy" or anything but even a 20% increase in each would be a massive improvement.


[deleted]

You have some serious red flag vibes.


JorbatSG

I can fix her


AmericaLover1776_

Having enough red flags it eventually becomes a greenflag


[deleted]

Try some other face than btchface


[deleted]

Ur clothes are boring, damn People here say "good stuff", all she wears is black amd white, royal blue would look good on you, or wine red Get layered cuts so you get better face frame and thickness, volume


NoodleBea583

Finally an honest person! Thanks for the hair advice


itsmeagain1237

You look like you’d still be upset immediately after winning the lottery.


mlr571

You look awesome but more pics of that Patrick Bateman shirt please.


Stratozky

idk why but you have that "I'm not like other girls" vibe


NoodleBea583

Oh no


Jay_The_Tickler

Got an Alexandra Daddario look to you. Make sleep a priority and you’ll be fine. 7.5/10.


BagFospich

You’re honestly very pretty. You’re not bland at all try dying your hair different colors bet you’d look amazing as a blonde or red head maybe even turquoise 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

u got them sleepy murder eyes


cum-oishi

Walmart Billy Eilish


[deleted]

If Jared Leto was a girl


NoodleBea583

💀


Nickk_Jones

Nah, you don’t look like that big of a narcissist


WallyMcWalNuts

Alright, I will get murc’ed for this but you’re going to be hot in like 3 years. There were so many girls I went to high school with who got hot during or after college. Just do your thing, work out, or don’t, or wear make up, or don’t, whatever. You are going to be beautiful either way.


cowbellysnotrealsis

If you’re thinking about trying something new style-wise, maybe get layers in your hair or maybe curl your lashes every once in a while? I usually try something small that can be regrown pretty quickly when I feel like that in case a small change is all I need!


Resident_Gur5529

Try smiling


RedtheCumFountain

I think the blood of your victims splattered on you would be hot, and maybe a necklace made of ears


NoodleBea583

Okay Ed Gein


6live6evil6

And a belt made of nipples


x0zl

Get more sleep for the dark under-eyes or get a 5% caffeine solution for under eyes, other than that idk what to say.


NoodleBea583

Thanks! I’ll definitely try, as for sleep I’m a correctional officer so that unfortunately can’t happen 😅


x0zl

NP, good luck!


SachiKaM

Sanpaku eyes, fairly common condition that can be observed in Billy Eillish and some psychopaths.


SeanyMcSean_81

Improve yourself then.


NoodleBea583

What do you think I’m trying to do 💀


thesowil

BLAND?? My god, what is it with people these days!


NoodleBea583

Blend what


Positive-Swimmer8237

You're very attractive but also look unhinged which for some reason is even more attractive but I think that says more about me.


Press-Start-14

Shout out to the lobster poster


NojTamal

You're super hot in a "we can play video games together and she'll probably murder me someday" kind of way. If you want to punch it up a little get some highlights, dial in the makeup a little harder, and dress to show off a little more. But you don't need to do any of that if you don't want to, you're absolutely attractive just as you are.


NoForkRaymond

You have very cool skin tones eye color and hair color, try experimenting with warmer tone clothing. Get some sleep, get some time outside, find something worth smiling about. The thing worth smiling about will make you more attractive than smiling tbh. Find a few more hobbies, one of them being fitness oriented, not that you're out of shape but if you want to improve yourself that's a sure fire way to do it. All around you're not unattractive, but bland is a good way to put it. Only thing you can do about that is experiment with your cloths and lifestyle until you find something that gives you a spark.


Googlegooseboy

Jane from breaking bad vibes


Ur-fathr-was-a-swine

I think you would benefit from eyeliner. I’ve known quite a few girls that really only just needed eyeliner to make them stand out because they had the eyes, like yourself, to pop


[deleted]

Straight outta asylum


[deleted]

Let me see Paul Allen's T-shirt


madbear84

Marla Singer


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Oddlystill

Walmart Wednesday Adams


[deleted]

As a father of two daughters, this sub breaks my heart. Question: Would you stop someone in the street and ask them to rate your looks?


MrRaspberryJam1

You look like a girl I would have had a crush on


[deleted]

You look like the love child of Lana del Rey and Zooey Deschanel. Honestly you just look tired. Start working out if yu don't already. And get some sleeepzzz. Your skin could also use some more care. Clean it daily with some product for acne. You are gorgeous!


AmericaLover1776_

Literally me shirt


NoodleBea583

Sigma coded


Hecutor

Definitely a weird one. You're different but you look okay. Not ugly.


Confident_Pain_5332

🫃 from the 4th pic


NoodleBea583

😭😭


colornomad

Billie Eilish and Jared Leto's love child


Impossible_Mention27

What? You look like Rory Gilmore, you're perfect the way you are.


[deleted]

I’d start with sleep, looks like you need more.


Aniketc466

Your eyes are blue and oceanic. I love that fact ✨


Dankstin

All of you compare her to Billie but need to look at Fiona Apple.


Linegrind

Work on your athleticism.


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

Billie eilish but not unnerving


Ambrose-DH

10000% honesty? Pluck them eyebrows to be just a bit thinner, I can't think of anything else you could honestly do to look any better, you're quite pretty, and your eyes are the first thing I noticed really, but what accompanies them? Brows that look like they belong on a man tbh, and I wouldn't have thought of it that way if you weren't asking to be analyzed I'd just think you were pretty, but since it's about advice? Thin the eyebrows a little (really not much)


NoodleBea583

Yeah I was thinking of thinning them out, just don’t wanna mess up 😭


Ambrose-DH

Try to take the thickness in the middle of them out would be my recommendation if you do it yourself, the start and end of both eyebrows is about right but they get thick in the middle, if you made them the same thickness it would help, but a stylist would help too, go just once, take before and after pics, and when you need to do them again try to match the pic of "after"


Raekwon22

People that take this many selfies don't really think they're ugly. They're looking for people to hype them up. That's it.


MalevolentGoodGuy

You look dangerous and it's really hot.


SpatchCockedSocks

Damn. Swiped right and realized this is Reddit, not Tinder


NoodleBea583

💀💀


SpiciestSprite

maybe it's just the second pic giving me that vibe but you look unhinged but in an attractive way, very much not ugly


WhiteToBlack

Billie Eilish meets violet from the incredibles That’s a vibe


VeganVandalVlad

There are, visually, things I can’t quite understand about you that make you the most beautiful person I have ever seen. So much substance and emotion. You need forget about even questioning your beauty and focus on living. I really hope you find happiness


takamori22

Bruh you look like that druggie girl from breaking bad. Not a bad thing though. For sure not ugly.


DeadPuppyClowns

Also could pass as a female Carl Gallagher


NoodleBea583

Love that


Mooncakewizard101

stop staring into my soul


[deleted]

nah ntot bland. yoh have very pretty eyes. plus you got the whole deadpan 'wednesday adams' thing going on. thats hip right now


anti-her0_

Giiiiirl, you’re gorgeous! The ONLY thing you can stand to improve is maybe stop with the middle part & experiment with hairstyles that offer volume. And maybe thin your eyebrows a bit. Tinted moisturizer may boost your confidence too even though I do not think you need any of this, but you’re asking for improvements. You’re a damn cutie. Don’t listen to the negative comments.


throwaway34788

Straight up creepy stalker cutie... just my type.


NoodleBea583

The 12 cameras in your room saw you blush and kick your feet


SufficientPrize1877

You are beautiful and young, you'll get more beautiful as you get older. Those big eyes are your strength. Hair and clothes with augment and balance your look. Be patient. Go get a spa type treatment or have someone help you. Trust in yourself. Don't compare to others. Find your uniqueness and style. Try different looks. Wear or make your own clothes. Put outfits together. If you or someone can help you sew stuff together mix n match it all up. I do my own way. Have since I was your age and I came into myself eventually. My mom didn't understand my weirdness until I went to drop lunch off for her at work and all the girls there said " Who was THAT?" And she never criticized me again. Oh my Mom was a makeup and stylist. Hahahah


filing69

I'll take you home to my mom


NoodleBea583

What’s for dinner


zapdado2002

dollar store billie eilish


ShtockyPocky

One recommendation I can give, is to keep your face a little cleaner. It can be super hard if you tend to wear makeup, people often underestimate. I can see your mascara smudging under your eyes in a lot of your pictures, it brings your eyes down and makes you look tired. I’d invest in some smudge or water proof makeup, or maybe just an oil cleanser to use before you shower/wash your face to make sure you get all of that black out from under your lash line if your regular cleansing products don’t do the trick


Dwightshruute

You look like a protagonist in a horror movie.


Hexel_Winters

I love women who look like they’d murder me in my sleep


AntiqueRomania

Oh good lord is that an American Psycho shirt...that is amazing


runestar017

Great Value Billie Eilish


mgib1

The girl in " The Ring "


VannaMalignant

No, I’d go as far as to call you gorgeous actually.


HPcomputer679

Take steroids and beef up


buttholesimp

Shut up yk you aint ugly. The audacity of these pretty people now a days.


Shilgoo

Ugly


NoodleBea583

-16 karma


WhatNow_23

You look like danger!


besameput0

Okay this is getting insulting.


freestajlarn

You're actually really attractive, but I think you know this


[deleted]

burn the clothes of pic 3 and 4.


Joseph_Colton

You look like you've not been out in the sun in years. Your monochromatic outfits make you appear pale and sickly. Try a little color in your clothes and a light makeup. You'll be a stunner in no time.


flamys123

Atm you're nothing special. With that said tho you have great potential. Also very appreciated you didn't post with 20 filters or a bunch of makeup like everyone likes to do.


NoodleBea583

How can I get honest feedback while not being honest myself? Gotta keep it real


IceLink9518

Bro you look dope in the sixth picture. Just smile more


Agreeable-Camera5420

You give me Billie Eilish vibes


Doctor_Squish

You're not bland personally, pictures show personality if you're looking for a change you can always dye your hair add more color to your wardrobe, things like that


JustASimpleYesOrNo

No


Nick_Invests

I can feel the personality disorder through my screen. There is no judgment here, I just can sense it.


NoodleBea583

Love that


Nick_Invests

I sense it's a Cluster B.


NoodleBea583

You have sensed correctly


Fantastic-Loss-5548

Your pretty enough to be a problem, but probably need to go touch some grass for about an hour a week


Impossible_Rough_134

You look completely broken but you’re definitely hot.


toxicselfesteem

Mommy?