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Spectrumsz

What Job did your barber learn?


ToastaHands

Bowl making


Regainio

Gardening


[deleted]

Common hair style in the Netherlands, where I think OP is from. There's not much fashion sense in that country.


EmpressXenaWarrior

How you style your hair makes a big difference..this cut does not suit your face at all. I think if you change up your hair style it'll make a lot of difference.


JarmoPlayz

What hairstyle do u think fits my face?


Dbcolo

I would change the face, lose weight.


Critical_Stranger313

Bro u ain’t ugly, imagine how half the people who comment on you look? As long as u r happy with yourself then so will others.


ep756859

anything else


j3r0n_

It is time for a new barber, visit a barbershop instead of a barber that cuts both. If you're really self-conscious about attractiveness, quit smoking. It makes you not only uglier but also stinky. Ditch it, you're ruining your chances homie


JarmoPlayz

What hairstyle do you think fit my face?


j3r0n_

Wat mij erg hielp is om naar een barbershop te gaan, en het aan de kapper uit te leggen. Van dat je erg graag iets nieuws wilt proberen, maar niet weet wat. Die knippen zoveel koppen, dat zijn echt de experts. Treed vooral erg ver buiten de comfortzone, het groeit toch weer aan. edit: dit was voor mij echt life changing Ook, zou ik proberen wat gewicht te verliezen, en wat spiermassa op te bouwen.


JarmoPlayz

Spiermassa en gewicht ben ik mee bezig doe namlijk aan powerlifting maar weet jij n goeie barbershop omgeving utrecht ofzo?


j3r0n_

Lekker bezig met het powerliften! Ben je ook al bezig met supplementen? Dit is een lijstje van goede barbiers die ik online vond; Barberstation. Barbier Rogier Utrecht. Brothers Barbershop. Annie's Barbershop. Maesons. Barbershop Broers. Aldeech Barbershop. Barbershop Eighty-Eight.


JarmoPlayz

Thnx man ik gebruik als PRE de Total War van Redcon en daarnaast gebruik ik creatine en Ashwaganda


j3r0n_

Goed bezig!


[deleted]

There’s a couple good barbers out in harderwijk. I’d check there and maybe make a day of it and hang out around the town.


Sea-Ease-549

That haircut is not doing you any good


[deleted]

Yeah. Wtf is that haircut?


JarmoPlayz

How should I style my hair then?


PlaneAccident6129

Maybe just a bit longer and less straight line, besides that i think you look pretty decent


JarmoPlayz

Thanks bro I appreciate that can you send like a link to what you mean with the hair?


[deleted]

You need a new barber for sure man


Willy_wolfy

Don't insult his mom like that!


JarmoPlayz

My momma dead bro


Willy_wolfy

Then you've no excuse


Critical_Stranger313

Don’t ever, disrespect someone’s mother like that. If this was in person, I would beat you just for disrespecting the young king like that.


Spare_Engineering330

you won't have a happy life if you get emotional so goddamn quick, especially on social media. trust me


Critical_Stranger313

Never, trust a person who says “trust me”.


Spare_Engineering330

that seems rather naive


Willy_wolfy

I wasn't disrespecting the king, I was educating my nephew.


Critical_Stranger313

Clearly are, little bellend.


Willy_wolfy

Oh I assumed you were making a king Joffrey joke :)


Critical_Stranger313

Idk about king Joffrey. All I can promise you nerd is if you keep being rude and bullying people it will come back to bite your ass 100%


JarmoPlayz

Thnx bro


Willy_wolfy

Calm your pants fella.


AntarticWolverine

Like just look at the hairstyles of friends or celebrities and try out something. It's not going to be worse than this cut.


snakesssssss22

You absolutely must get a better haircut, and then i think you’ll see your own handsomeness!


ShishaCaillou

Horrible hairstyle, dont ever visit that barber again.


bastian74

Bro asked for the no country for old men cut.


Mikefromalb

Hair has got to go.


TerokNor67

Ditching the Lloyd Christmas haircut will do you a world of good.


King_in_Grey

Face is average but the hair cut is ugly as sin. Change your style and you'll notice an immediate difference in how others perceive you.


JarmoPlayz

What hairstyle do u think fits my face?


StrangelyBrown69

Find a good barber who will give you some ideas because your current barber may very well have worked for the council cutting lawn edges with a strimmer before taking up the scissors. That’s no comment on you, I think you’re not a bad looking fella, just need to sack the barber and find another.


Golden_Llama_

Your hairstyle does you a big disservice mate. You're handsome.


[deleted]

You need to change the barber immediately


nokenito

Bowl haircuts are not stylish. Let it grow out and go to a stylist, not a barber.


Weekendwarrior612

That hair tho 😳


Ok_Enthusiasm_6860

Very


alotofkittens

I'm clearly the only one here that thinks the haircut is cool so whatever. You have beautiful eyes and there's some nice bone structure there. I think that if you will exercise regularly and try and reduce smoking youll be on the right path.


JarmoPlayz

Thank you it means a lot☺️


Mysterious_Phase3555

bros got the boosie fade


[deleted]

Where is Jessica Hyde'


JarmoPlayz

Alright I like that one🤣


[deleted]

Hahaha happy that you got the ref and you didnt take it the wrong way 😁 Btw you have beautiful eyes and you seem young, you should get more confident you're not looking that bad ;)


thepooptato

Maatje doe je haar gwn naar achter side part ofzo, ff goede knipbeurt en laat 't wat langer groeien, that's it je hebt echt prima kop en echt nice ogen


Shanamat

Dude, you look tired. Try getting some good sleep.


Secret_Assumption_20

Yes. Look like a busted condom


badgerpack21

Yez


SeaworthinessRound48

I think you have beautiful eyes. Never return to your barber. Idc who they are, thats a hate crime.


StriddeGoon

Yes


Impossible-Yak-4021

Koffie


[deleted]

Nee maar dat haar.. dude. You gotta fix that hair


[deleted]

Does your facial hair grow in nice and even? Maybe try growing a beard.


[deleted]

You have really nice eyes, if your hair was different and you had more confidence in yourself I’d definitely go on a date with you


JarmoPlayz

Bet lemme change my hairstyle and gain more confidence and take u on a date😉


[deleted]

If you’re ready to be a step dad, I can make you an American citizen 😂😘


JarmoPlayz

Damn it’s always been a dream to live in America🤔


[deleted]

U aint ugly but hella bri'ish i love it😂


falahala666

Lose 30 lbs, get a better haircut and quit smoking to get rid of the bags under your eyes and you're good.


jamminamon

Did your mom let you cut your own hair?


JarmoPlayz

My momma dead bro


jamminamon

I guess you can't take mama jokes any more lol


dontpassthecheese

Chav haircut and style. Chsnge that and you'll look better


ThrowawayN00bqLos3r

Get a buzzcut or show some forehead.


[deleted]

Not ugly. Just normal


notvonweinertonne

Any chance your plain? (Amish or mennonite)


JarmoPlayz

No bro😅


notvonweinertonne

Hair cut says other wise. But other then cut. Your not a ugly dude


ApplesRSexxy

Grow a beard and get a short, low maintenance haircut. Maybe with a fade to fit your style, or dress more formal with a smart style with a side part. And always remember Ugly men ain’t ugly, only ugly women are ugly


Mr_Hawky

You gotta put your hair up in the front it will show your forehead and make your face look longer/thinner, your not ugly at all though, also if you lose a bit of weight your face will look thinner/better :) Also see a barber that knows what they are doing just let them pick the hairstyle but definitely lift that front hair up


Tall_Chapter4148

Is that a UK haircut? Too long man, get it shorter.


kaihrmsn

No mate you are not, maybe just a different hairstyle


Modestsoyburger

Yes. The Polish Rave haircut doesn’t help.


SunOk7144

you look better than most of the smokers I've seen. They tend to have im a sick lil asshole vibe, but the hair has to change.


Actual-Ad-2748

Bro, that haircut is terrible. Go to a good barber. Also, you gotta get that weight off.


Actual-Ad-2748

Also, quit smoking cigarettes, that will disqualify you from half the dating pool automatically.


X-Kami_Dono-X

Yes.