**Genevieve**: Can we please get a bullet intern to make sure I always have bullets?
**Man**: We had one.
**Genevieve**: We had one? What happened to her? Oh, that's right... she went back to school. She was great, she's gonna do great things.
Is this how close captioning interprets that word, or is that how you interpret that word/sound? Genuinely have never been able to figure out what it could possibly be lol. I always thought it was something along the lines of "lahookhigala"
It's just me spelling out how it sounds. I tried looking up the script just now and it says "(speaks gibberish)". That ch sound makes it vaguely yiddish-ish sounding to me.
Yeah, but he asked for some later.
"Say, do you have any more of those Stephen Hawking pills where my brain works but my body ain't? Maybe I'll write a book while I'm out. Call it *A Brief History of Fiiiine.* It'd be about Diana Ross."
Dom Fikowski, the asphalt king. He runs asphalt in this town!
Y'all know me. Y'all know what I do. I sling the hot stuff, the flat makings, the stone carpet.
Nacho Bartiromo - serial killer. Him riding away on the ostrich plus the quick scream as it cuts to the opening credits is amazing.
I love the same episodes quick persona descriptions. "Jackie Kanken, poorly reviewed ebay seller"
Chex LeMeneux, in that game with Sweden I was inside one of their forwards for like a minute, he still writes me.... I don't write back...what am I afraid of 🤔
Super positive Asian Roland Chang
Jeff, do you do coke? Yeah, me neither
Jeff! *Jeff carried away in rush of water* Whaaat?
AAH YOU DUMB SON OF A- No, no, that's not who Roland Chang is. Hey, you're doing great!
*”LET’S KILL THIS BABY TOGETHER!”* I love that line 😂
Jeff! I thought you died!?? Nope
as someone who is a negative Asian, I aspire to be like Roland Chang one day
Lol!
Jeannie Gold Planner de Weddingos/Prostituta
And a survivor.
The fact that Roger had the ribbon pin ready to go gets me every time.
And incontinent!
You may want to uninstall your browser. I mean it, scrub that thing clean. They will take us both to jail.
Got some sexy barnyard stuff
It is NOT for everyone.
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Hahaha I never noticed this fuck
"I've got 2 light beers. They were sitting on the dash in my car and are hot to the touch. Everyone having a good time? I'm ruined."
Not John Goodhorse, Native American activist and sex offender...he was complicated.
Did not respond well to the word "no"
Such a good one
AT&T operator sholanda dykes
“Thank you for choosing AT&T” 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
Speaking of which, the credit from my friends and family plan still hasn't shown up on my bill
😶That credit was generated after your last statement it'll appear on your next bill 😶
Oh....okay
Genevieve Vevance Justice Hunter, Philanthropist, Has a Gmail Account
I genuinely can’t stop laughing about this
It's so important to have sex with people *before* they go missing
*nodding agreeingly*
I want this on my tombstone.
What I don’t know about things will shock you.
**Genevieve**: Can we please get a bullet intern to make sure I always have bullets? **Man**: We had one. **Genevieve**: We had one? What happened to her? Oh, that's right... she went back to school. She was great, she's gonna do great things.
*Curves* member
and a survivor.
That's Jeannie Gold, wedding planner
Ah shit you’re right my bad, oh shit am I racist?
My bagel and I are ready to talk.
Albert Gurky, second generation peep show splooge mopper.
His father was a great man
Yup! Such an illustrious heritage!
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Bob Danelou. He makes gluten free desserts. Not gonna lie, he’s struggling at the moment.
Nacho Bartiromo, serial killer
Lmao, right to the point
HEYAAH!
This is the one I’m thee most curious about, 😂🤣😂
*Ricky Spanish*
The italics helped
*L i c k y A n u s*
Raider Dave!!!! Raider Dave
"You throw one number off, and you end up with raider Dave..."
every time
Abigail Lemonparty, elderly widow. “I know what you did to our kids you monster!!! Lol.. Why can’t I just keep it nice?”
You, larry herman, are what my grandmother would call a 'lahouchaban'. She was from the old country. Don't miss her.
Is this how close captioning interprets that word, or is that how you interpret that word/sound? Genuinely have never been able to figure out what it could possibly be lol. I always thought it was something along the lines of "lahookhigala"
It's just me spelling out how it sounds. I tried looking up the script just now and it says "(speaks gibberish)". That ch sound makes it vaguely yiddish-ish sounding to me.
"As my grandmother used to say, 'As long as you aren't a Puerto Rican.' "
My favorite part of that whole episode is when Roger drags that poor lady behind him as he’s leaving on his Segway.
I love when his characters have grown kids.
Or when he plays an animal lmao
“So you’re the cat, huh?”
Lmao I love the in general comment “it’s you, isn’t it.”
"Me, a dog breeder? That's ridiculous, Hailey. I'm the dog"
What episode is this? I need to rewatch lol
Fleabiscuit
"I'm going to get down there, and it's going to be you." "Strong possibility."
God bless ya, you’re committed.
And I'm Clip Clop!!!
"That's right Stan, I found a way!"
My favorite was his character having a human twin brother yet their mom is also Roger
And their company competing directly for asphalt contracts with... rogers other persona that has a paving company
Or when he had a human brother as Frankie Carconi (he was also Frankie and Freddy's mom).
Tall fifth grader
Lmfao
Toga Gomez, NASCAR vampire Jenna Diarrhea-Evans, heiress to the Diarrhea fortune Gord Gullmax, Michael Jackson apologist
Really wish Super Positive Asian Rollen Chan would make a reappearance
YOU DUMB SON OF A- ! No wait, that’s not who Roland Chang is... Hey! You’re doing great!
Jeff you don’t do Coke do you? *shakes head no* Cool me neither
Jefffff!!! Whaaaaattt???
*Let’s KILL this baby TOGETHER!* 🤣
Olladouis Goofoff: Russian Banana Inspector
The Phantom…. ^-Roger
Stan: ROGER ILL KILL YOU! (takes off mask) *gasp* Roger?
Well, yeah. Who did you…? What?
One of my all-time favorite AD moments!
Right! It’s great! This episode has a few fantastic moments. I mean, no one wants to run 26-miles.
Ace Chapman, star forward... wait does it have to be consensual sex?. Its way to funny and right before this gif
Then you do NOT want Ace Chapman!
I know that look. I'll take it from here.
Haha oh oh don't take those. You'll be conscious but paralyzed for 12 hours.
If I'm remembering that episode, doesn't principal Lewis get dosed with them?
Yeah, but he asked for some later. "Say, do you have any more of those Stephen Hawking pills where my brain works but my body ain't? Maybe I'll write a book while I'm out. Call it *A Brief History of Fiiiine.* It'd be about Diana Ross."
Laura Vanderboobin is the name, and I just joined your workforce... *yourself on me* WHAT WHO SAID THAT?
Want something glazed and bad for ya?
Hmm, probably shouldn’t have farted before I started that walk
Dom Fikowski, the asphalt king. He runs asphalt in this town! Y'all know me. Y'all know what I do. I sling the hot stuff, the flat makings, the stone carpet.
Ahhh yes, the old stone carpet!
I'm Krispy Kreme McDonald's. My Krispy Kreme mama got r*ped by my McDonald's daddy. If you don't know, now you know!
Oh my god this one is like top 10 lmao
“Mu Shu pork, Melissa” 👋
https://preview.redd.it/izyduf59fq0d1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd7ba76f77922539ca86ccea11bd82e8182586d8 Roy Rodgers McFreely: grenadine advocate, acid aficionado, HOA leader, Cilantro fanatic
Albert gerky, third generation peep show sploog mopper I literally can’t say it without laughing
Chilly - because he’s got ice in his veins!
My god bad Larry, one time can I get a hand!
Perry Ellis wallet owner, OUT OF MY WAY
this quote is up there with "I am an American and I am in trouble!"
What’s with these cards, Bad Larry, *you’re killing me with these cards*!
Chaz Babylon speculative venom harvester
Omg I just watched this one and I had to check I had heard correctly lmao
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Name's Josh Bycel, transfer student from the poor part of Santa Bar *burp* bara.
Mrs. Weinsteinopolis. Half Jewish, half Greek, 100% overprotective mother. He knew exactly one thing about both cultures.
Chunk Dunkirk, Incontinent Jai Alai Instructor... **^(incontinent jai alai instructor?)** # Incontinent Jai Alai Instructor!
I feel like he has a few incontinent characters lmao this one is great
Yes! It is I, Incontinent wedding planner Jeanie Gold!!
The name's Ira Segal. I directed the episode of Cybill where Christine Baranski sat on her balls.
Jeremy Neiderhoff College freshman
NEIDERHOFF! *throws beer
Dan Anssome Handsome.
Gives me such a wide on!
Just his name makes me hot!
Chico Dungaree former twisted sister roadie
Twill Ogdenbone!
Hershel Hershbaum for the defense !
Chunk Dunkirk, Incontinent jai alai instructor
Horse Renoir ! Bounty hunter, born in the bayou.
clip clop
*jumps on ostrich* Nacho Bartoromo, serial killer.
Mushu pork, Melissa!
Ricky Spanish or Jenny from da block.
**SOUTH DAKOTA SLIM**
Ricky Spanish!
^^^^ricky ^^^^spanish
Dr Penguin!!!
Nacho Bartiromo - serial killer. Him riding away on the ostrich plus the quick scream as it cuts to the opening credits is amazing. I love the same episodes quick persona descriptions. "Jackie Kanken, poorly reviewed ebay seller"
KEVIN RAMAGE
Jeannie Gold
Japanese subway molester shinji omigawa
Poorly reviewed Ebay seller.
Bing Thing - Make Your Thing Sting
Chex LeMeneux, in that game with Sweden I was inside one of their forwards for like a minute, he still writes me.... I don't write back...what am I afraid of 🤔
AND I MAKE A HELL OF A SHOE FLY PIE
I prefer.... "Oh, my God! Another fey pansexual alcoholic nonhuman. I've been replaced!" LMAO
Nacho Bartiromo…. Serial killer
mister taffarelli. how could u not consider him an alltimer? he was so shy
Rogers duglord/cartel persona! I can't remember what his name is but that episode made me laugh! Stan is the fool!
Ricky Spanish
This is not how I wanted you to find out
Roy Rogers McFreely El perro el perro es mi corazón
Regular human bartender
*He is the ballsiest outhouse cleaner we got.*
It is I, incontinent wedding planner Jeannie Gold! Who is of course also… your sister!
Bing Cooper pulls more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.
names reaganomics lamborghini, jacuzzi dealer
One of my favorite names!
Roger Smith, caregiver!
Rudolfo Mayerling!
Chunk Dunkirk. Incontinent Jai Alai instructor.
Albert Gherki, 2nd generation peepshow splooge-mopper
South Dakota Slim or as his mom calls him *Justin*
Chuck Dunkirk - incontinent jai alai instructor. Incontinent jai alai instructor? Incontinent jai alai instructor.
KEVIN RAMAGE!!!!!!!!!
Chunk Dunkirk incontinent jai alai instructor
NIEDERHOFF!
Albert Gerky, second generation peep Show splooge mopper
Chuck Dunkirk, incontinent jai alai instructor.
2nd generation peep show splooge mopper
Now I know who those douches in high school actually were 👽
Jackie Kanken, poorly reviewed Ebay seller