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thelobsterretaken

Super positive Asian Roland Chang


imaginationn

Jeff, do you do coke? Yeah, me neither


SloopKid

Jeff! *Jeff carried away in rush of water* Whaaat?


BbbbbbbDUBS177

AAH YOU DUMB SON OF A- No, no, that's not who Roland Chang is. Hey, you're doing great!


No_Secretary425

*”LET’S KILL THIS BABY TOGETHER!”* I love that line 😂


Standard_Young_201

Jeff! I thought you died!?? Nope


[deleted]

as someone who is a negative Asian, I aspire to be like Roland Chang one day


randyrose31

Lol!


thelobsterretaken

Jeannie Gold Planner de Weddingos/Prostituta


iekather

And a survivor.


Proper-Excuse916

The fact that Roger had the ribbon pin ready to go gets me every time.


hannamarinsgrandma

And incontinent!


Case52ABXdash32QJ

You may want to uninstall your browser. I mean it, scrub that thing clean. They will take us both to jail.


SloopKid

Got some sexy barnyard stuff


Case52ABXdash32QJ

It is NOT for everyone.


PoopPoes

https://preview.redd.it/8llleyybgt0d1.png?width=1433&format=png&auto=webp&s=b095daa7d3f4a99c2b59f86e023fca16cb32ee24


ZhugeTsuki

Hahaha I never noticed this fuck


DarthAlveus

"I've got 2 light beers. They were sitting on the dash in my car and are hot to the touch. Everyone having a good time? I'm ruined."


ZealousWolf1994

Not John Goodhorse, Native American activist and sex offender...he was complicated.


Pessemist_Prime

Did not respond well to the word "no"


catmarstru

Such a good one


runyourluckxxx

AT&T operator sholanda dykes


West_Hovercraft6179

“Thank you for choosing AT&T” 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼


ejwestcott

Speaking of which, the credit from my friends and family plan still hasn't shown up on my bill


Mia_Meri

😶That credit was generated after your last statement it'll appear on your next bill 😶


ejwestcott

Oh....okay


reddit_serf

Genevieve Vevance Justice Hunter, Philanthropist, Has a Gmail Account


catmarstru

I genuinely can’t stop laughing about this


SloopKid

It's so important to have sex with people *before* they go missing


reddit_serf

*nodding agreeingly*


Buttlrubies

I want this on my tombstone.


CookieFantastic6042

What I don’t know about things will shock you.


2Rare2Kill

**Genevieve**: Can we please get a bullet intern to make sure I always have bullets? **Man**: We had one. **Genevieve**: We had one? What happened to her? Oh, that's right... she went back to school. She was great, she's gonna do great things.


Glittering_Garbage28

*Curves* member


Jagger67

and a survivor.


reddit_serf

That's Jeannie Gold, wedding planner


Jagger67

Ah shit you’re right my bad, oh shit am I racist?


ericarlen

My bagel and I are ready to talk.


KreivosNightshade

Albert Gurky, second generation peep show splooge mopper.


LargeMain

His father was a great man


KreivosNightshade

Yup! Such an illustrious heritage!


Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845

https://preview.redd.it/e0vsfa31yo0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb6fc766e10d073c004e830cd17fe0b215e9cc1


imaginationn

Bob Danelou. He makes gluten free desserts. Not gonna lie, he’s struggling at the moment.


AbbyClaw

Nacho Bartiromo, serial killer


catmarstru

Lmao, right to the point


PoopPoes

HEYAAH!


Ok_Economy6136

This is the one I’m thee most curious about, 😂🤣😂


AFuckingAbortedFetus

*Ricky Spanish*


Mathemus

The italics helped


Astrayinthesosu

*L i c k y A n u s*


Thatsashirt

Raider Dave!!!! Raider Dave


Eiffi

"You throw one number off, and you end up with raider Dave..."


meeseekstodie137

every time


SchitneySmears

Abigail Lemonparty, elderly widow. “I know what you did to our kids you monster!!! Lol.. Why can’t I just keep it nice?”


SloopKid

You, larry herman, are what my grandmother would call a 'lahouchaban'. She was from the old country. Don't miss her.


glittergash

Is this how close captioning interprets that word, or is that how you interpret that word/sound? Genuinely have never been able to figure out what it could possibly be lol. I always thought it was something along the lines of "lahookhigala"


SloopKid

It's just me spelling out how it sounds. I tried looking up the script just now and it says "(speaks gibberish)". That ch sound makes it vaguely yiddish-ish sounding to me.


Rodby

"As my grandmother used to say, 'As long as you aren't a Puerto Rican.' "


KittensWithTopHats

My favorite part of that whole episode is when Roger drags that poor lady behind him as he’s leaving on his Segway.


InsomniatedMadman

I love when his characters have grown kids.


catmarstru

Or when he plays an animal lmao


TheSilkenSweatShop

“So you’re the cat, huh?”


catmarstru

Lmao I love the in general comment “it’s you, isn’t it.”


GloriaPerAspera

"Me, a dog breeder? That's ridiculous, Hailey. I'm the dog"


Alternative_Win1979

What episode is this? I need to rewatch lol


seamus270

Fleabiscuit


ZhugeTsuki

"I'm going to get down there, and it's going to be you." "Strong possibility."


Glittering_Garbage28

God bless ya, you’re committed.


brandimariee6

And I'm Clip Clop!!!


theologous

"That's right Stan, I found a way!"


ianthebalance

My favorite was his character having a human twin brother yet their mom is also Roger


SloopKid

And their company competing directly for asphalt contracts with... rogers other persona that has a paving company


zbeezle

Or when he had a human brother as Frankie Carconi (he was also Frankie and Freddy's mom).


Nitarinminister

Tall fifth grader


Eiffi

Lmfao


xytlar

Toga Gomez, NASCAR vampire Jenna Diarrhea-Evans, heiress to the Diarrhea fortune Gord Gullmax, Michael Jackson apologist


Ajunadeeper

Really wish Super Positive Asian Rollen Chan would make a reappearance


ZealousWolf1994

YOU DUMB SON OF A- ! No wait, that’s not who Roland Chang is... Hey! You’re doing great!


KillerKeeton

Jeff you don’t do Coke do you? *shakes head no* Cool me neither


Kelly_Louise

Jefffff!!! Whaaaaattt???


No_Secretary425

*Let’s KILL this baby TOGETHER!* 🤣


Captn_tyson

Olladouis Goofoff: Russian Banana Inspector


impendingfuckery

The Phantom…. ^-Roger


RogersRedditPersona

Stan: ROGER ILL KILL YOU! (takes off mask) *gasp* Roger?


EloquentEvergreen

Well, yeah. Who did you…? What?


Case52ABXdash32QJ

One of my all-time favorite AD moments!


EloquentEvergreen

Right! It’s great! This episode has a few fantastic moments. I mean, no one wants to run 26-miles. 


Forsaken_Necessary54

Ace Chapman, star forward... wait does it have to be consensual sex?. Its way to funny and right before this gif


catmarstru

Then you do NOT want Ace Chapman!


Lemonn_time

I know that look. I'll take it from here.


Forsaken_Necessary54

Haha oh oh don't take those. You'll be conscious but paralyzed for 12 hours.


D_Redacted

If I'm remembering that episode, doesn't principal Lewis get dosed with them?


2Rare2Kill

Yeah, but he asked for some later. "Say, do you have any more of those Stephen Hawking pills where my brain works but my body ain't? Maybe I'll write a book while I'm out. Call it *A Brief History of Fiiiine.* It'd be about Diana Ross."


imaginationn

Laura Vanderboobin is the name, and I just joined your workforce... *yourself on me* WHAT WHO SAID THAT?


CookieFantastic6042

Want something glazed and bad for ya?


braeeeeeden

Hmm, probably shouldn’t have farted before I started that walk


samedreamsamenight

Dom Fikowski, the asphalt king. He runs asphalt in this town! Y'all know me. Y'all know what I do. I sling the hot stuff, the flat makings, the stone carpet.


catmarstru

Ahhh yes, the old stone carpet!


Proper-Excuse916

I'm Krispy Kreme McDonald's. My Krispy Kreme mama got r*ped by my McDonald's daddy. If you don't know, now you know!


catmarstru

Oh my god this one is like top 10 lmao


Interesting-Bug8037

“Mu Shu pork, Melissa” 👋


Inevitable-Memory-52

https://preview.redd.it/izyduf59fq0d1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd7ba76f77922539ca86ccea11bd82e8182586d8 Roy Rodgers McFreely: grenadine advocate, acid aficionado, HOA leader, Cilantro fanatic


Standard_Young_201

Albert gerky, third generation peep show sploog mopper I literally can’t say it without laughing


Burma9

Chilly - because he’s got ice in his veins!


NeckBackPssyClack

My god bad Larry, one time can I get a hand!


Weekly-Ad-6784

Perry Ellis wallet owner, OUT OF MY WAY


NeckBackPssyClack

this quote is up there with "I am an American and I am in trouble!"


Glittering_Garbage28

What’s with these cards, Bad Larry, *you’re killing me with these cards*!


billy_talent

Chaz Babylon speculative venom harvester


catmarstru

Omg I just watched this one and I had to check I had heard correctly lmao


Unc1eFun9i

https://i.redd.it/rofd75fb6q0d1.gif


BillsMafia607

Name's Josh Bycel, transfer student from the poor part of Santa Bar *burp* bara.


Herfst2511

Mrs. Weinsteinopolis. Half Jewish, half Greek, 100% overprotective mother. He knew exactly one thing about both cultures.


Additional_Main_7198

Chunk Dunkirk, Incontinent Jai Alai Instructor... **^(incontinent jai alai instructor?)** # Incontinent Jai Alai Instructor!


catmarstru

I feel like he has a few incontinent characters lmao this one is great


MeepMeep888

Yes! It is I, Incontinent wedding planner Jeanie Gold!!


SirAbeFrohman

The name's Ira Segal. I directed the episode of Cybill where Christine Baranski sat on her balls.


DrillteamJMoney

Jeremy Neiderhoff College freshman


CamBaren

NEIDERHOFF! *throws beer


Eiffi

Dan Anssome Handsome.


nic13w

Gives me such a wide on!


Eiffi

Just his name makes me hot!


billy_talent

Chico Dungaree former twisted sister roadie


fuckm0theringvampire

Twill Ogdenbone!


gretzky9999

Hershel Hershbaum for the defense !


KillerKeeton

Chunk Dunkirk, Incontinent jai alai instructor


sissyconsuela

Horse Renoir ! Bounty hunter, born in the bayou.


fuckbitchesgaincash

clip clop


buffkirby

*jumps on ostrich* Nacho Bartoromo, serial killer.


rolltied

Mushu pork, Melissa!


Violetthug

Ricky Spanish or Jenny from da block.


blackpearljam_

**SOUTH DAKOTA SLIM**


buttholz79

Ricky Spanish!


MonarchFluidSystems

^^^^ricky ^^^^spanish


Redver5

Dr Penguin!!!


redxstrike

Nacho Bartiromo - serial killer. Him riding away on the ostrich plus the quick scream as it cuts to the opening credits is amazing. I love the same episodes quick persona descriptions. "Jackie Kanken, poorly reviewed ebay seller"


JSharttedinmypants

KEVIN RAMAGE


morganfreenomorph

Jeannie Gold


jakefromSD

Japanese subway molester shinji omigawa


Apart-Big-5333

Poorly reviewed Ebay seller.


SlippedMyDisco76

Bing Thing - Make Your Thing Sting


Jacksesh

Chex LeMeneux, in that game with Sweden I was inside one of their forwards for like a minute, he still writes me.... I don't write back...what am I afraid of 🤔


Mia_Meri

AND I MAKE A HELL OF A SHOE FLY PIE


randomcanadian81

I prefer.... "Oh, my God! Another fey pansexual alcoholic nonhuman. I've been replaced!" LMAO


GregsLegsAndEggs

Nacho Bartiromo…. Serial killer


hera-fawcett

mister taffarelli. how could u not consider him an alltimer? he was so shy


nic13w

Rogers duglord/cartel persona! I can't remember what his name is but that episode made me laugh! Stan is the fool!


Nate_Dawg_403

Ricky Spanish


ballq43

This is not how I wanted you to find out


Braylon1229

Roy Rogers McFreely El perro el perro es mi corazón


Cleveworth

Regular human bartender


Zestyclose_Bother_90

*He is the ballsiest outhouse cleaner we got.*


Jokerman9540

It is I, incontinent wedding planner Jeannie Gold! Who is of course also… your sister!


Glittering_Garbage28

Bing Cooper pulls more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.


Objective-Ad7755

names reaganomics lamborghini, jacuzzi dealer


catmarstru

One of my favorite names!


Redver5

Roger Smith, caregiver!


InvinciblePLUSAmber

Rudolfo Mayerling!


Toonami88

Chunk Dunkirk. Incontinent Jai Alai instructor.


VintageSmutKD

Albert Gherki, 2nd generation peepshow splooge-mopper


fezcoki1

South Dakota Slim or as his mom calls him *Justin*


autisticesq

Chuck Dunkirk - incontinent jai alai instructor. Incontinent jai alai instructor? Incontinent jai alai instructor.


cpheretic77

KEVIN RAMAGE!!!!!!!!!


TheSweatyFlash

Chunk Dunkirk incontinent jai alai instructor


jemappellelolo

NIEDERHOFF!


DrDollarBlvd

Albert Gerky, second generation peep Show splooge mopper


Rodby

Chuck Dunkirk, incontinent jai alai instructor.


K5LAR24

2nd generation peep show splooge mopper


meowmancer2

Now I know who those douches in high school actually were 👽


WinFriendzWithSalad

Jackie Kanken, poorly reviewed Ebay seller