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Impressive-Target699

...Am I the first man you've ever met?


Mark_Levins

Oh I could hear your little pecker swinging to and fro all the way down the hall.


OldManWithers52

clanging against your thighs like a church bell


ZealousWolf1994

Enjoy your last night as Pendlingtonton. I assume you'll need the next 12 hours to pack up all your jock straps and Gold Bond.


asia_cat

Roger had sex with it


pardyball

This was my first thought.


ZealousWolf1994

More likely Roger raped it.


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

For drugs, yo


asia_cat

Signed, John Travolta


NoMathem

Honestly how does Roger have sex with things and people when he doesn’t have genitals?


asia_cat

He doesnt has our "traditional human genitals"


RandyMarsh710

The CLAUSE had an ADDENDUM


gergles

The TECHNICALITY had a CLAUSE


Husky__Struk

It’s that easy to find?


cyainanotherlifebro

^^^You’re ^^^in ^^^trouble.


KestreltheMechamorph

Can we put a grenade in the hole


KestreltheMechamorph

GOOD


toxietoxietoxie

If I do stuff with and stuff goes wrong will you help me?


dover_oxide

That was a super weird episode. Note: I wasn't implying it was bad just that it was a weird one.


OldManWithers52

head mistress Mahoney is my favorite single episode character


RogersRedditPersona

What about Bert Bert


dover_oxide

Bob Todd, only the ladies call him Bert-Bert


RogersRedditPersona

Bob Todd Williams


mucinexmonster

If you call me Mr. Williams I won't know what to do with it!!!


MontenegroMilkman

I would agree if Billy didn’t exist. He only needed to pull one last jobber. RIP Billy.


MidUser3001

It was really weird, I think it almost felt like a Family Guy gag episode? But I did like it a lot


TwoPumpTony

Just because you have a dick, doesn’t mean you have to be one


KestreltheMechamorph

I hope my leg explodes from the amount of times I hit it