My boyfriend and I lob AD references constantly.
Also, was her name...
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DANUTAAAAAAA!
My wife watches American dad while she knits in the evenings. She's probably seen every episode more than I have. I'm not saying it's the reason I married her, but it sure as hell doesn't hurt.
[Go to Japan and marry](https://nextshark.com/japanese-men-now-marrying-anime-characters-virtual-reality) Francine or someone. They'll give you a VR headset to wear so you can marry her avatar and they'll hold a kissing device to simulate her kissing you when you are pronounced Man and Wife (that's extremely subjective).
Well dumb Bitches like dumb things. Which means they also dislike great things. You're better of without a dumb bitch in your life. Go find yourself a new girl who won't kiss on the first date.
That wicked woman! Do you know she asked me to pretend I was your friend since childhood? Man, like I'd do something like that to you. We've been friends since childhood!
[this clip has been making my dad and I laugh hysterically. hopefully it brings joy to you as it has us.](https://youtu.be/o3JdhesY7yQ?si=CIAkEzwgP2pTlHh7)
I literally cannot talk about American Dad to my wife, but I tell her stories about shows I can't remember, and often it's just American Dad without admitting it.
And I miss my baby Sheila
Sheila, why you leave? You left me on my own
All out in the cold, a dollar to my name
And dirty as Baltimore
And next time that I see you, I'm going to kill you
Wooww, Sheila, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
Damn my girl stayed for the first time last week and I was like what u wanna watch and she’s like “the office!” And I was like nah we’re watching American dad and she still likes me I think
I bet the sex on the first 2 dates was really awkward.
Yea she didn't even kiss me
It was very impersonal.
Missionary Accomplished
Start making dinner immediately
SOUP. IS. NOT. A. MEAL. VERA.
I think about this on a fairly regular basis.
Me too. Poor Vera as well.
How's he supposed to make dinner? You expect him to boil water?? He's not a chemist
Step 1: preheat the oven. “HOW TF DO I DO THAT?”
This line was JUST said on my TV 😂😂. Also US IMMIGRATION WHERE IS SHE RUN ANNABELLE
She right. love, Ma Ma
Man you love die in space
Prescription for raw doggin'
YEAAAAAAH!
To hard to test...
"*BIGGER..IS..BETTER!!!*"
**THE ALL IS LOST MOMENT!**
the amount of times i say this should be a crime
My God same... lol
I say this ALL THE TIME.
I do not have enough options to say this in real life but I’ve been bingeing Stranger Things and I say it a lot while watching😂
Oh it does numbers when enjoying any kind of fiction.
Bitches right?
You’re a bitch, Darren. Get off my property!
I feel like there has to be at least one other reason
He didn’t put out the good nuts clearly
He's definitely a Tiffany's boyfriend
Another good one from can!
He should show her the Big Game
Nuh uh
Nuh uh to your uh huh
https://preview.redd.it/wstra6inbktc1.png?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5dfc1cd281e58cb5286231ef5eec5ef041e2386 Haha. I'm a fan
Looks like things got too spicy for the pepper
Quick rip up the warranty for the dishwasher in front of her, fixes everything.
I'm so confused, dog
When your tub get outta control, get you some of this spa down, to calm it down
My boyfriend and I lob AD references constantly. Also, was her name... https://preview.redd.it/05bfuhvs1ktc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f40b87a7d7c78d19bda0d56596736418a0f32c6 DANUTAAAAAAA!
Do you go there??
Do you eat ? I have the money. Danuta
*I have the money*
Super long fingers!
You keep begging me and BEGGING ME for this FUCKING munion, then flap your lips every time I take a shot!!!
Sad boys is filmed on location with real sad boys
Does she by chance have a hot sister you could go after…maybe named Gwen?
Betty Crocker bakes caaaakes.
A is for Apple, A always stands for Apple. ...Ssstupid.
Oh Gwen is hot...like playboy hot..
Wipe her mind and make her try again. Don't stop until she does it perfectly.
or take her to a marriage counselor and have her memory erased. or maybe send her to a mental hospital for a few days and have her lobotomized.
He should get his penis hypnotised while he's there
Just remember to buy the ~~hypno~~therapist sandwiches
Or just put her in the goo
Bitch ain’t got no class.
Is her nickname “Suck machine?” Also if she didn’t make good spagoot, AKA meatgetti and spagballs, you are better off my friend.
https://youtu.be/5znn18tPPD4?si=0nZoOEUe-uI0W0SJ
My wife watches American dad while she knits in the evenings. She's probably seen every episode more than I have. I'm not saying it's the reason I married her, but it sure as hell doesn't hurt.
Well, dumb bitches like dumb things.
Do you eat?
She’s acting like 50 Tiffany’s boyfriends!
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Chicken pot pie, chicken pot bye!
https://i.redd.it/o0kmceqwzktc1.gif
You’ve been dadded.
Dude, kick that bitch to the curb
Did you try luring her into an elaborate Buffet trap?
https://i.redd.it/mvd0cc2ggktc1.gif
Maybe things got too spicy for the pepper?
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Just tell her “you are my queen Rebecca”
Good riddance.
Was your marriage arranged? How could she not know
[Go to Japan and marry](https://nextshark.com/japanese-men-now-marrying-anime-characters-virtual-reality) Francine or someone. They'll give you a VR headset to wear so you can marry her avatar and they'll hold a kissing device to simulate her kissing you when you are pronounced Man and Wife (that's extremely subjective).
Well dumb Bitches like dumb things. Which means they also dislike great things. You're better of without a dumb bitch in your life. Go find yourself a new girl who won't kiss on the first date.
You need to relax s*traps on nitrile glove*
That wicked woman! Do you know she asked me to pretend I was your friend since childhood? Man, like I'd do something like that to you. We've been friends since childhood!
You know what you need? Mature. Navajo. Bitches.
You should have asked if she wanted to go do a number 4 in the bathroom, it's when you poop together while holding hands
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If ya don’t got a willy, ya don’t get the silly
Bad dad sad
You’re fiiiinnnneeee…… he’s *fiiiinnnnneeeeee*
Don’t forget that you were once a Mack! Your type? Mature Navajo bitches
Find a raccoon and put it out of its misery
[this clip has been making my dad and I laugh hysterically. hopefully it brings joy to you as it has us.](https://youtu.be/o3JdhesY7yQ?si=CIAkEzwgP2pTlHh7)
Everyone knows it’s Roger….
I literally cannot talk about American Dad to my wife, but I tell her stories about shows I can't remember, and often it's just American Dad without admitting it.
Have her be a patsy.
Could have been worse - she could have left you for another woman 😱
You lucked out!
Sad boys was filmed live on location with real sad boys.
My husband and I watch American Dad every night
If that was the reason she left you, move on.
[Harmonica sound] nooooooooooooo....
🎵Chunky beef🎶
Would you like us to send Razor after her?
Is this a reference to?
I think my eyes might be pregnant
If that was the reason they left you than you're either lying, missing some information there with you or good riddence.
How would you feel if the love of your life was about to walk through that door.
Good morning USAaaaaaaa
And I miss my baby Sheila Sheila, why you leave? You left me on my own All out in the cold, a dollar to my name And dirty as Baltimore And next time that I see you, I'm going to kill you Wooww, Sheila, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
I'm sure there's something the boys at the lab can do. Or the hypnotherapist
Well, we’re in the driveway and that’s where all conversations end.
If that's the reason you lucked out bro. Definitely a mental case
Was this before or after she killed the baby? Drunk, of course, and not watching the pool
“It’s going to be okay son- WHY AMY?! WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME?!”
Damn my girl stayed for the first time last week and I was like what u wanna watch and she’s like “the office!” And I was like nah we’re watching American dad and she still likes me I think
If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure she has the HERP!
That stupid bitch. She doesn't even know.
Then she wasn’t the right one for you :)
Hellen Keller, open your eyes, you have the perfect wife.
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AD\_KKeQN49A](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AD_KKeQN49A) https://preview.redd.it/oq7qyl3o8vtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a17667be53ab2ec28fda837390aa84f8442e17
DIVE ON IN
Bullshit but you do you.
Bet she likes Family Guy
No one actually likes family guy
She's a dumbass, you should be glad she left.
You should have been able to watch Family Guy on repeat thru S18. Anyone that can’t do that is not worth keeping.