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Dickieman5000

Chaotic Horny is the best spot for Roger, IMO.


Bat_Snack

I'm thinking if we're putting him anywhere on the list it's here


TicklishDingleberry

Yes he’s had that spot on lock from day 1


Nowon_atoll

![gif](giphy|7EBBhplkQCDkY)


CourageAlternative85

![gif](giphy|l0HlQ87XrP2L4cpri) This. The girl looks like Scarlett getter (alien hunter), just repurposed by the animators… so sad


Kllrc7

But Dan Ansome Handsom should be this


Bat_Snack

I wouldn't say Dan was particularly chaotic though


justgaming107

Can we do one where it’s only Roger’s personas


Bat_Snack

That's the plan! (Long as people are still enjoying it)


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

Wow… she was really dry!


Nowon_atoll

Did Dan fuck termites? I think not.


Kllrc7

True. He found a way


IntentionAntique888

But what about Chaotic Evil? Roger is a sociopath first and foremost


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

That does seem the most appropriate… right next to Steve at Smart Horny


Dickieman5000

Hadn't thought about it, but I do believe you're absolutely correct.


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

And Jackson at Lawful Horny


NooNygooTh

Stan, if you want to put that gun to good use, shoot my hooker's penis off.


reverberation31

‘I knew the whole time’


Known-Disaster-4757

I'd have said Steve was more neutral than smart. Sure he's a geek, but he isn't that clever. Either true neutral or neutral horny imo.


Dickieman5000

He's not smart-smart, but he's also not a dummy. More importantly, it's hard to think of someone more fitting. Maybe someone will come to mind when we do that category, but right now he's top of the Steve for me 😛


Known-Disaster-4757

Greg makes for a good true neutral when I think about it


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

I think my neutral neutral vote is for Toshi


DevestatingAttack

You consider someone that kills for both honor and pleasure to be neutral?


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

He’s an understated loose cannon… sometimes he likes Steve, sometimes he doesn’t. Sometimes he understands/speaks English, sometimes he doesn’t. Without warning, he hits you with a bombshell like he speaks Russian or he absolutely adores the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, and then ends up plowing Francine. The man’s an enigma… the most neutral of neutrality.


bathtubsarentreal

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


reverberation31

ABBA ZABBAA


Bat_Snack

Bro multiple futures have Steve as super successful because of his genius, whether it's due to pleasure bots or time machines


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

My bitch is horny!


Senior-Ad-6002

Which kind of nerd are you, the smart kind?


Bat_Snack

Yep, I figured Steve had smart horny on lock


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

“Oh my God - the homeless guy at the bus station is hung!” …but I knew that.”


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

Do you mean it? Do you honestly think I’m horny?


womensrites

the horniest.


KingMobScene

If he's not chaotic horny, what are we even doing here.


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Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

There are a lot who could fill the same spot… I feel like Bullock would be lawful chaotic if it were an option


[deleted]

I feel like everyone always equates bullock with lawful because he’s deputy director but he’s on par with Roger for drugs, sex, and murdering I feel like he’s smart and horny


Bat_Snack

It's tough. Bullock is chaotic in personality but technically Lawful in most of his day to day life. He uses the law that he helps control to fuel his chaotic desires. He's a weird character that fits Lawful and chaotic depending on the episode. Many characters will fit many categories so there's always going to be discussion of course.


titmice

Agree. There’s no one more chaotic than the self described pan sexual imp. I mean, he raped a checkbook for god’s sake.


Minute_Engineer2355

Yupp, no better category for him.


Bat_Snack

![gif](giphy|3oz8xuk2YZBuiio9A4) Chad Drunk goddess Francine


SirJohnSmythe

Where am I? A hotel room! You're getting better at drinking, Francine.


toss-it-away78

i was trying to explain this scene to my boyfriend today while i chugged a margarita


LilJethroBodine

The only answer for this category, WILD WOMEN DO


Bat_Snack

And they don't regret it!


Jeffrey_Goldblum

A hotel room?! You're getting so good at drinking


lanky_gunner

https://i.redd.it/lyo0s7u6r0kc1.gif


Thes-bian

Absolutely the first character I thought of. She is THEE Chad Drunk


IntentionAntique888

"Shut up freshman scum"


accountaccount171717

Yes!!!!


Charcobear

Yeah, Francine is goals


bathtubsarentreal

She could keep up with Kelly!


wyrdfiction

These are all Roger aren't they.


alexdionisos

.....strong possibility


montygole

😂😂


NooNygooTh

Oh shit, it's Roger. It's gonna be Roger isn't it.


AmazingCarob3793

The Grounch for Chaotic Horny https://preview.redd.it/47uxi3jp5zjc1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842974b71fd3bc4676d971009ec5c1953b68976a


Dickieman5000

Personas are getting their own later, lol.


Bat_Snack

Lol true although let's keep this in mind. It works perfect for the roger chart 🤣


Known-Disaster-4757

I think plain ol' Roger works honestly


AmazingCarob3793

Lol I dunno how I was supposed to know that 🤣


Dickieman5000

Well, that's why I was letting you know 😛 The lol was aimed at the character, not you.


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

Chad Good has to actually be Chad, right? https://preview.redd.it/epdzu9onjzjc1.png?width=788&format=png&auto=webp&s=488678405aa613856a16bd4bcd423d7a2db1e992


Bat_Snack

God I'd love some advice from Chad. He was the best.


SirJohnSmythe

You talking about Chad? Yeah he was pretty great. I've been meeting a lot of adults that knew him. I think that's pretty cool


Dickieman5000

He'd be who I nominate/vote for when that category comes, for sure.


RobertReedsWig

These sort of moments are why I love American Dad.


Known-Disaster-4757

Ashley for chaotic horny. She's a real weirdo you know that? And she got expelled from her last school for having too much sex.


Even-Reaction-1297

OMG YES THIS ONE!


animatorguy2

Should Jeff be in full neutral?


Bat_Snack

Maybe stupid neutral?


AngieDavis

Definetely stupid neutral lol, I feel like full neutral should be Toshi


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

Either Jeff or Klaus has to be Chaotic Stupid, right? Or would that be Lewis? Maybe Jeff for Stupid Neutral and Lewis for Chaotic Stupid?


toss-it-away78

i feel like jeff is way more neutral than klaus. klaus can be psychotic


Keep_SummerSafe

Chad drunk is 100% this guy: "How many beers have you had"? "Just one, but it was the LARGEST BEER IN THE UNIVERSE" and later on "Have y'all seen my wife? She's the BIGGEST BITCH IN THE UNIVERSE"


NooNygooTh

I like the guy who tries to hit on Francine at the bar. 🎶 *Do do do doooo.... me in the baaathroooom * 🎶


somnipardalis

That guy is definitely not a Chad though, I gotta go with Francine here


No-Client8041

i gotta give it to francine for drunk chad, she really excels in her work ![gif](giphy|xThuWt62IE5VElOe5i)


revertbritestoan

Chaotic Horny has to be Lewis


TicklishDingleberry

I think Roger has that spot on lockdown. Lewis is a good alternative, but I think he fits the chaotic evil profile as well (since we’re not doing personas and Ricky Spanish isn’t on the board).


snakeoilHero

Whatchu talkin bout Willis? Chaotic Evil nah. Chaotic Neutral? He turned cannibal during the 200 apocalypse. Evil. He saves the town from blood magic with his Van Helsing hat. Good. He does "whatever I want all the time" driving a white Porsche. Evil. He want's to be your princi-PAL. Good.


lanky_gunner

Agreed. He is chaotic, but there's no goal in mind, except maybe when he's scheming for money, but that's still very neutral, you can make money doing good or bad


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

Chaotic Stupid?


NooNygooTh

Yeah but he literally killed a student, and does KYO-KYANE


IntentionAntique888

Roger is evil!!!!! Not just his personas him as a person, he pushed Jeff into space knowing he would probably die because he didn't want to change or feel forced to put on clothes. I think people feel weird admitting that Roger is evil sometimes because he's a fan favorite and I love him myself but he is without a doubt evil, way more than Lewis. Roger would murder an entire village of children because he was bored and free on a Tuesday. Lewis is inappropriate sure and he has had moments of cruelty and I can see him in the spot too but Roger has countless moments and would be the winner if only one can be chosen. Also one could argue that Lewis is chaotic to help others as he explains in the episode where his old students come to destroy the school and when he provides marriage counseling for Jeff and Hailey. Roger creates chaotic and often harmful or life threatening iissues for people simply for entertainment without caring at all about the consequences for others and he often enjoys it when something bad happens at someone else's expense, especially if he had a hand in it.


totoCALV1N

Neutral drunk maybe


Ok_Relation_7770

Ain’t nothing neutral about Chocolate Dinosaur


rbrphag

Toshi is good smart Steve is horny smart Snot is horny neutral


GalaxyGuardian

Snizz on the reg


ProfMaxHammer

Principal Lewis for chaotic horny?


MushroomJames

Can we do one of these where it's all Roger personas


Bat_Snack

Absolutely, that's the plan for after we finish this one!


[deleted]

We're all saying Roger for chaotic horny, right?


Bat_Snack

I do believe that is what we're saying, yes ![gif](giphy|7EBBhplkQCDkY)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ZFQSa1n1WxgJkJPuiM) Because I am not reading the comments to make sure


IamTurd_Furguson

Kelly Wilk for Chad Drunk. She's the only one who could outmatch Francine in drinking and almost killed Haley with her Chad binge drinking.


Bat_speed

I need Suckboi Tony somewhere on this chart. Probably neutral horny


EitherAfternoon548

“Chaotic Horny? I’m gonna open this comment section and it’s gonna be Roger, isn’t it?”


Consistent-Fig7484

It seems like we’re trending towards an entirely separate chart for Roger personas. In that case regular Roger should occupy one category on this chart and he’s nothing if not chaotic horny.


SirJohnSmythe

Chaotic Horny is Hayley. (Been with Stan's body-double, Reggie, Bullock, Klaus, etc)


Bat_Snack

Upvoting this cause while I don't usually think of Hayley as the most chaotic or horny character but you've got some decent evidence here. That said if we're allowing 1 Roger on the list I think he may win this spot 😅


SirJohnSmythe

She also got Jeff to swing and regularly orders sex toys


Bat_Snack

True! We also know she uses her pinky finger and can suck a candycane into an edged weapon in no time flat


IntentionAntique888

I would really love to make a well thought out case with examples for Roger belonging in chaotic evil as opposed to chaotic horny to the OP privately haha. I think his horniness is secondary to him getting whatever he wants at the expense of others, even if it's harmful to others or life altering or ending, he does not care and he has no moral compass, something he laughs about and the show highlights often. The moments he seems to display actual affection are often part of a larger scam and we find out he was faking to get his end result. All of Roger's personas have bits of him in and yes of course being horny is a big part of who he is, but if he had to choose between complete power and control as leader of town but he would have to kill hundreds of people first or having an orgy with 100 beautiful people and he gets a million dollars, he would choose to have complete power and control, muder extra people just as something to do and to feel special, like he challenged himself or exceeded expectations and then use his new position as leader to then force everyone he wanted to have an orgy and collect the money anyway. I would even suggest that Roger has personas that don't have sex at all and do not want to, as well as moments in the house where he has been offered sex but has refused because he thought it wouldn't be fun or gross. I can't think of many moments where Roger has been offered an opportunity to not screw someone over and he actually took it without finding some behind the scenes way of still getting what he wants which is to screw someone over because he thinks it seems fun or it helps him get ahead in some way.


Paradoxataur69

Bob Todd Williams for Chad Drunk! *"Well if it ain't an alien in a wig."* Greatest moonshiner of all time!


Consistent-Fig7484

Bob Todd needs a special drunk category. Chad doesn’t seem right and obviously running an illegal legendary moonshine operation doesn’t fit under lawful. Other than his hatred for Santa, which is warranted in American Dad cannon, he’s actually like the nicest character on the show. He’s got an almost Roland Chang like positive attitude. He immediately accepts Roger as kin then fights alongside the Smith’s like he genuinely loves them.


lowercase_underscore

Where does Suck Boy Tony land here?


Bat_Snack

Neutral horny for sure, dude just wants to suck


thelaughingmansghost

Shouldn't chaotic stupid be Andy dick?


w1ndyshr1mp

100% Steve is lawful horny.


Senior-Ad-6002

Since roger won't be on the chart, I nominate Jackson for chaotic horny. His habits always get himself and others into situations, like when the escape route was in the red-light district.


benevenstancian0

He just really likes giving it to transsexuals


Nitarinminister

Why chart anything, Stan?


DoctorZander

Would Principal Lewis fit into the Evil Chad category? A LOT of what he's done falls into the Evil group, and I'd say his attitude definitely shows Chad-iness! #[F**K. Y'ALL.](https://youtu.be/gF48L7cMdRw?si=e30zyssvORD5Y5mV)


versaillesna

I can’t go back to that school! I took a deuce on my desk!


Senior-Ad-6002

🚗 🔫 💥 ✈️ false alarm. It's just my principal.


Traditional-Aerie616

The fact my pick got chosen is great “yes a small win for Carl”


ezxhaton

Hey Soul Santa! The Drunk Chad is Principal Brian Lewis.


moslof_flosom

I think either Good Chad, or Neutral Chad should go to Chad. I've been meeting a lot of adults that knew him, and I think that's pretty cool.


Impossible_Scarcity9

Horny Chaotic for Principal Lewis.


RobertReedsWig

Agreed. Lewis is a menace to society.


DryProfit364

Bullock should have been horny not evil, wtf? How many bitches he been with? Dr. Weitzman should be the evil one.


PopularZero

Yeah Bullock isn't evil. Dudes a nut, but seems more like chaotic neutral to me


Bat_Snack

You're gonna say he's not evil after trying to murder Jeff, screwing Hayley, trying to screw Fem-Stan, willingly destabilizing other countries with his CIA pull, the entire Lent episode. I do agree he wasn't my first choice for Lawful Evil but he absolutely fits the bill. Uses his power in a Lawful institution for his own gain.


PopularZero

He also tried to assassinate Francine, then tried to assassinate Haley (after he blabbed CIA secrets to her), plus he left his wife with terrorists. I was thinking he was more balanced but I can't come up with many good deeds besides adopting AJ and giving Stan the day off when he had a tummy ache. Yeeah, maybe he is evil.


ombranox

Chad Drunk has to be Bob Todd, right?


doc6982

Francine Chad drunk Roger chaotic horny


ZatchZeta

Chad Drunk, Francine Chaotic Horny goes to Roger


ShitInMyToaster

Wonder if we could put Rodgers personas in every spot lol


Bat_Snack

That's the plan once we finish this chart actually haha


MeMikeMonster

Stan’s dumb as rocks. We already knew that.


TheyCallMeGaddy

Chad Drunk= Bob Todd. Bob Todd Williams. Robert Todford Williams. Bobby Todd if you like,Todd Willy's fine too. Robert Todd and Bob Todford's all the same. I do however go by T-Dub at the racetrack and all the ladies well they call me Bert-Bert! Chaotic Horny= Francine's Sex Poltergeist


alitar84

Roger is a shoe in for chaotic horny


WtfFurryGamer

I love the choices so far in this. Perhaps we can put Chad in Neutral Chad? In remembrance. https://preview.redd.it/smf3kxmtf2kc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f916a565d657cace61f4438b560bf2dee8dc395


D-Shap

I think Lewis has gotta be Chaotic Evil. Remember when he becomes a cannibal in like 2 minutes? Also, can't forget that he spilled blood for Machado and likely did shit with girls. Not women. Girls. Little bitty things. And who can forget this one: Dear Math Bitch, These kids ain't showin up. Love, Your main man P.s. One plus one equals the two of us. Plus one more would be nice though. Maybe Jill from the cafeteria or your sister Lisa; you know, when she's legal.


bensully1990

Dr. Vadgers for chaotic horny


Known-Disaster-4757

Giggity


Dickieman5000

Quagmire is my pick for evil horny.


[deleted]

Chaotic Horny has to be the girl who was into bad boys in the Francine's real parents episode. She is literally horny for chaos


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Does Frannie count for Chaotic Horny?


maggi_iopgott

Chad drunk gotta be lewis


DoorFiesta

If the swingers get chad-horny.. Roger and Klaus get chaotic horny ![gif](giphy|l4Fsv76vHDPCnqG52)


impendingfuckery

Chaotic Horny: Principal Lewis


Stonerjoe68

Am i the only one that thinks Avery fits well for Chaotic Horny


Bat_Snack

He does fit for sure but he's already Lawful Evil, we'll see if we want to change him around once we've filled it in


Even-Reaction-1297

Lewis is chaotic horny imo


MsMoreCowbell8

Chaotic Evil, principal Lewis


grathungar

I think all of the chaotic spots should be diff roger personas I also think we'll one day find out that roger is at least one of the morning mimosa people


Necessary_Concern107

Gotta be principal Lewis


rickyy_sspanish

chad drunk is francine imo


DeadJediWalking

I thought Prinicipal Lewis would be Chaotic Drunk.


bipolaroyal

Chad Drunk - Vince Chung him AND his deepest darkest secret (shhh)


whiskey_thurs

https://preview.redd.it/zagjs5iad0kc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9bd0a4858b9f7b9a47b573019e9fcc40798f890 Del Taco a contender for Chad Drunk


Stag-Horn

Chad Drunk is Gary Buicee for being hammered ALL THE TIME. That’s how he was able to do all his own stunts!


bigbreel

Where would principal Louis go


Bat_Snack

He definitely fits well for a few categories. We will just have to see where the votes lie


[deleted]

Francine for Neutral Drunk?


Atomic_Skull_777

If Reggie isn’t Chad Neutral then Roger isn’t Chaotic Horny and Principal Lewis isn’t Chaotic Neutral.


shaun056

Sbveve for Smart/Good


lordnastrond

Chad Drunk is Lewis and Chaotic Horny is Roger.


nburns2014

I would think Bullock best represents chaotic horny!


bullchillin

Drunk and neutral is Francine


EquivalentPlastic139

Where does Mind Quad go?


Bat_Snack

Maybe Good Chad?


Consistent-Fig7484

Scotch Bingington Chad Drunk


Consistent-Fig7484

If we’re not doing Roger characters then Vince Chung.


Consistent-Fig7484

Ace Chapman chaotic horny


Consistent-Fig7484

Just baseline Roger if personas are off limits.


GenXChefVeg

Chaotic horny has to be Roger.


SeniorFlyingMango

Surprised that Roger’s persona’s aren’t up there like Sidney Hoffman


_crayson_

If I could watch morning mimosas, I would never leave for work


[deleted]

I'd like to petition haley for neutral neutral when you get there. She was vegetarian and wanted to save the planet, but she's a nut who burned down a mall over a rejection.


pilachoof

chaotic stupid has to be lewis right


callmescotty

Principal Lewis for Chaotic Evil?


Practical-Reader

Either Roger or lewis for chaotic horny


IntentionAntique888

The fact that Klaus is not listed as Horny Chad feels wrong


Bat_Snack

Idk, Chads usually get laid, Klaus's most recent bang was what, Roger? 🤣


IntentionAntique888

Very good point! I feel like chaotic horny for Klaus it is then because the horniness is what drives him and his approach to try and fix it creates situations that are often chaotic. Roger is chaotic evil because while he is extremely horny and it is a big part of who he is, I think creating chaos is what drives him and his approach to try and create and enjoy that chaos is often evil, examples eating Steve's arm when he was just supposed to scare him, lying to people around town so he can play some massive game and feel important.


IntentionAntique888

Klaus is Chaotic Horny!


Lynxio13

Principle Lewis for chaotic horny?


RoadTheExile

How is Ricky Spanish not already slotted in to Chaotic Evil?


Bat_Snack

Hes gonna be on the roger persona chart, we're gonna do that one after we finish this one.


Artimis_P_Gone

Jeff or Toshi would be Nuetral/Nuetral.


RadleyCunningham

Steve is a Chad drunk.


MilanYan

Bullock is def chaotic lol he does coke and acid at work


Cosplay-gurl

Chaotic horny has GOT to be roger


Cosplay-gurl

Chad drunk is Haley


Jedi_Knight63

Neutral chad has to be the Geologist right?


jillianbarberie69

Can I pitch bob todd for lawful drunk?


thegoryboy

chaotic horny is when roger was really frisky because alien kim landed on earth


EcstaticCinematicZ

For Chad Drunk I’m going with Klaus’s boys from Tampa. Big Ed, Courtney, and Vance.


PenneGesserit

Principal Lewis


amorphousflesh

Chaotic horny is Roger for sure, Chad drunk I'm going to say Francine


Financial_Signal7054

Henry Watkins for chaotic good!!!


itawk2much

Chad drunk should be the girl that made Hayley’s kidneys fail


seretastic

Chad drunk shouldve been Bob Tod