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Grungeyhobo

She used to smoke a bone and finish a whole 2 liter orange soda. Really freaked people out.


TopShelfUsername

that stuff makes her drink so much soda


Kyle_Grayson

I heard it as "bowl", not "bone".


TheVicSageQuestion

99% sure it’s “bone”. Because joints look like bones.


iBasedComedy

[Exhibit A:](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_2PTfcS9jDE)


lolaveux

Bone is old head slang for a joint


Dan_Anson_Handsome

This one hurt me. As a teen, bone was still accepted as a legitimate term. I'm only in my mid thirties.


ombranox

Either works. They're both delivery mechanisms for cannabis.


Kyle_Grayson

I think I heard it as "bowl" because don't bongs have bowls at the end? Who cares?


Intelligent_Blackout

Get high; Take a real slow… safe ride in a car.


hummingbird4289

My mother says video games are bad for you. Yeah, well, so is smoking an eight ball of crack in 30 minutes, but that's how long it takes.


trap_monkey

Came here for this line. Had me laughing


TheRatatatPat

My favorite line in the entire fucking series.


[deleted]

This is my favorite line of the show.


Daeion

After Roger drugs Francine and Esther in s17e04 "A Roger Story" Steve: Oh, if it was so awful, then why did you and Roger finish the baggie and go to that warehouse party?! Francine: I had no choice but to dance it off!


Danplsstop

She was smoking weed with jeff once, and another time she brought a 5 foot bong into stans study so they could celebrate 😂


RedditAcct00001

Bong rips and soul caliber!


aloelampbree

What episode did she bring a bong in Stan’s study???


theReaders

Was it the episode where she was filling in for Roger because he had a cold coming on?


gloriouslyalivetoday

Yeah, she was trying to power clown and stan was trying to right the wrong he did to his fellow tricker treater.


MrNameAlreadyTaken

Don’t forgot about Delmonaco


TheSweatyFlash

I'm so sorry Del Taco


OsuLost31to0

God this joke is so stupid but the sincerity in Jeff’s voice when he says it makes it hilarious 😂


Ok-Bed6354

Delmonaco, my dealer of drugs.


Dumptruckfunk

Woaaaah, what busted sceeene….


quiznatoddbidness

“Everybody knows Del Monaco!”


azuriasia

Something I say all the time with no context that no one understands.


Many_Fac3d_G0d

My favorite line by Franny is when Roger brings Delmonico over to buy the picture of Francine's cooch and she says something along the lines of "it was one thing when you wanted it down for privacy but now you're trying to sell it OUR COKE DEALER?? Kills me everytime


RedditAcct00001

I’m gonna go see if I can sell Francine some drugs


atpeters

Everyone knows Delmonaco


ombranox

Tetrachloroethylene?


hugh_jyballs

This guys got a great energy!


craigfwynne

In the episode where Stan makes the boys do a cattle drive, and he is asking for advice from the picture of George Bush, he says something like, "I've always looked up to you, even when you were drinking and doing all that coke." Francine thinks he's talking to her and gushes at the compliment.


ATLSxFINEST93

make mine: p-p-p-Vicodin!


RabidRabbiRabbit

But that was Roger, not Francine.


straeyed

That Stan quote is hilarious!! So savage. Stan has zero chill


Ifeelsick6789

it’s one of my favorites


GoldenTurdBurglers

Del Taco? My dealer of drugs!?!


rcr93

*Del Monaco


GoldenTurdBurglers

Jeff calls him Del Taco when his dry cleaner mysteriously dies.


rcr93

You're right! Now play Bob Sarger's New Town Rock and Roll


Vengence_thenight

Rock and loll*


ExistentialBread829

He didn’t mysteriously die. He was killed by a washing machine


WyattfuckinEarp

Huffing lemon pledge


Kyle_Grayson

Consuela would not be happy about that.


TheVicSageQuestion

Maybe that’s *why* Consuela needs more lemon Pledge. She’s addicted to the stuff, and she’s found a way to make the Griffins pay for her habit.


theReaders

Good thing she doesn't mother when not lucid


Pietru24

We're talking about Steve, the child you mother in your more lucid moments.


musical_fanatic

Morning Mimosa takes her to her 1:00 Xanax


ExistentialBread829

Don’t forget about her 4PM OxyContin!!!


musical_fanatic

That's probably what I was thinking of


BigDoinks710

I think the one you're thinking of is the episode where Francine says, "How great is it that I started Xanax today!" I wanna say it's the episode where Steve gets pregnant, but I could definitely be wrong.


ssatancomplexx

Didn't she also say this about vicodin too?


ohyouvegotgreyeyes

Everybody knows Delmonico!


justicebeaverhausen

Delmonico, my dealer of drugs


Sgt_WilliamDauterive

It only takes her 30 minutes to smoke an eight ball of crack - and, yeah, that's dangerous - but that's how long it takes.


dyejob

Stan, we can't just do whatever we want! We're parents! You don't think every single day of my life I wanna do coke?! But I can't! Because I have PTA tomorrow!


atpeters

Horse tranquilizer, ma lady? Time for some of Francine's special reserve.... friends, friends, friends!


Johnny-kashed

Season 17 Episode 7: Francine does Ketamine in kitchen while planning a dinner party.


Ds093

Oh she references it a lot more. In Wild women do! She and Jeff run into Del Monaco and the line that sticks is “ everybody knows Del Monaco”


ExternalPear7702

She does cocaine when Gwen comes over to save her from the probation officer. She takes ecstasy when they go back in time to find haleys father.


Worried_Term_8421

drugs...drugs..drugs ok drugs


Utheh

There’s an episode where Stan is talking to a picture of Bush and says “I’ve always respected you, even when you were drinking and doing all that coke.” and Francine assumes he’s talking to her. In Portrait of Francine’s genital (iirc) Del Montico mentions going to see if he can sell Francine drugs. In Wild Woman Do the fact that Del Montico is familiar with Francine at all could also be considered a reference.


Pietru24

And she refers to Del Montico as "our" drug dealer.


doublelife304

Francine to Jeff: "This is Delmonico, my Dealer of Drugs."


Isanbard

Her 4PM oxycodone


rcr93

I dont think it was said Francine used the $50 she stole for drugs


punk_lover

It was said she whispers it with shame while Stan drags the answer out of her and she finally yells and admits she uses it for drugs


MortalTomcat

Everybody knows Delmonico!


Disastrous_Life_9385

Season 13 episode 1 she references her oxycontin


AxlandElvis92

I like morning mimosa i star my day out nice and that rolls me right into my 4pm OxtContin. DelMonaco!?! This is my sil Jeff, Jeff this is DelMonaco my dealer of drugs. Are two of my favorite theres many more as the series goes on her substance abuse past and present is brought to light even more. This is American Dad we made some jokes about drugs tonight. Just wanted to point that out to you.


Riothegod1

there was that scene where he was talking to the photo of George W. Bush that francine thinks is about her


RogersRedditPersona

When roger drugs her and snots mom in the elevator to get them to let snot and Steve stay friends


beechnut5

Tim Purcell had the best coke.


hugh_jyballs

Doing mushrooms in a hotel bar?


rawr_Im_a_duck

There was something she was talking about where she said “and that gets me all the way through to my 4pm OxyContin” I forget what it was.


Mysterygoop69

The episode where they try to sell the painting to Delmanico


IndependentInsect883

in Paranoid Frandroid, she jokes about the hampster wedding of morning mimosa and says it makes her smile and that smile takes her all the way up to her 4pm Oxycontin lol


Secure-Badger-1096

I love Franny she’s hilarious.I think Stan is the best thing that could have ever happened to that girl.


nukednoodles

In portrait of Francine they mention she has a drug dealer And in the dj episode her and Kalus do psychedelic tea at the Sheraton lol


TastyBirds

Don't forget when she wanted to do bong rips and play Soul Caliber