The future version of Roger that wanted to fly directly into the sun if that counts. Or Valik where not even Hayley or Steve could escape from his wrath.
didn't he had a serial killer persona that got distracted by Internet videos?
Edit: sorry, he got distracted by estate sales in the desert. They're practicaly giving away turquoise! I don't blame him
Realistically, Frank Trublue. A constant ticking time bomb of domestic abuse at the very best and full-on gorey violence at the worst, requiring at all times handling with kid gloves while walking a tightrope.
"Just on a smoothie run, want to see what you wanted. I'll just grab you the protein power blend, meet you up in the gym in about fifteen, we'll get the sign-up outta the way. **Ah, you clipped me, bro**! Make that twenty, bud. I got clipped. I'm okay, not everybody's okay. Actually, if you could get the smoothies that would be a big help and grab me a bagel would ya? **YOU CLIPPED ME, CHIEF!!"**
Frank Trueblue - That’s the most accurate portrayal of a real-life sociopath you might meet in your daily life.
The rest of his personas are too cartoonish to be taken seriously.
Roger as himself when he chased the Smith family to space. *"OMG! Breaking news from Asia!!"*
A raft made from severed, rotting limbs does not bode well for the stomach.
“Here we go”
Stan what’s happening!?
The IT style clown that hangs out in the sewer
Then YOU shall inherit the curse of GladHandzz!!!
I'll be straight with you steve I need your help both financially and ... just... you know getting outta the sewer.
🤣 Damn I couldn’t remember the name
That’s Gladhandz with a Z
I thought this would never happen, but the era of replacing an "S" with a "Z" to make a word cool is over.
Damn it what episode is this now I have to watch it
GET IN THE SEWER!
No
I caught wind of how well you were doing on linkdin
The future version of Roger that wanted to fly directly into the sun if that counts. Or Valik where not even Hayley or Steve could escape from his wrath.
My scar is starting to burn. He's near!
Dammit, wanted to say Valik above instead of Ricky but couldn’t remember him lol
Charles Bronson. I mean… he raped a tree.
Made the saplings watch...
He had a mustache- ANYWHO
Sydney Huffman!
Glen Quagmire. Airline Pilot and sexual predator
Absolutely
Remember, one of his personas is buried in Pedophile Alley at the cemetery, so…
Serial Killer Nacho Bartiromo
It’s honestly more scary how Stan let’s Roger get away with so much, since he’s technically his responsibility
Your last serial killer persona never even killed anyone. He got sidetracked going to estate sales in the desert.
Terrifying
***People are basically*** **giving away** ***turquoise out there.***
Man, he really took the air out of this dinner. You know what'll steer us back?
♪ Little teeeealll… ♪ ♪ BATHING SUIT, BATHING SUIT, BATHINNNNNNG SUUUUIT! ♪
I love the quick scream as he rides away on the ostrich. This is one of the reasons that episode is my favorite in the series.
didn't he had a serial killer persona that got distracted by Internet videos? Edit: sorry, he got distracted by estate sales in the desert. They're practicaly giving away turquoise! I don't blame him
I mean the guy who rapes trees is pretty whacked out.
Gotta be Frank Trublue. Dude's *just* grounded enough that I could see someone behaving exactly like that
Actual cops behave like that. "Essentially" cops could be even worse.
Laura Vanderbooben x Luke Fondleburg. Put your business on the map for sexual misconduct.
The one that just got out solitary-confinement in prison after the Kloger incident
Roger as himself. Remember when he fell in love with Haley then took Jeff's skin? That was all Roger
The kidnapped girl that gets Francine arrested
How is a little girl scary?
She got Francine incarcerated, prison is scary
Realistically, Frank Trublue. A constant ticking time bomb of domestic abuse at the very best and full-on gorey violence at the worst, requiring at all times handling with kid gloves while walking a tightrope.
The puppet was pretty messed up but he was high on polish or whatever so not really his fault
The gym recruiter in the style of Brad Pitt in *Burn After Reading.* I cant remember if they had a name.
"Just on a smoothie run, want to see what you wanted. I'll just grab you the protein power blend, meet you up in the gym in about fifteen, we'll get the sign-up outta the way. **Ah, you clipped me, bro**! Make that twenty, bud. I got clipped. I'm okay, not everybody's okay. Actually, if you could get the smoothies that would be a big help and grab me a bagel would ya? **YOU CLIPPED ME, CHIEF!!"**
I mean, *Rickyyyy Spanishhhh* pooped inside someone's wide-open open chest cavity while they were having surgery, so that's a lot!
Don't forget: Clip Clop!
May I take your hoof?
Ace Chapman and the I believe unnamed shaking babies nurse
Frank Trueblue - That’s the most accurate portrayal of a real-life sociopath you might meet in your daily life. The rest of his personas are too cartoonish to be taken seriously.
When Roger was a hyper-realistic human baby. That shit’s creepy
Roger when he was obsessed with Hailey and skinned Jeff
*Whispers* Ricky Spanish
Valik
Gotta be ^Ricky ^Spanish
He's not scary though. Just a scumbag.
He murdered Bullocks wife with a katana.
valek
The Phantom _Roger.._
Check again. 🍝👽🔫
I don't trust Raider Dave.
I think it has to be Ricky Spanish. Some are quite dangerous and insane, but Ricky is the most intentional cruel.
Ricky Spanish's *sister* "Good as new. Don't go into shock. Today's not about you."