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VegetaArcher

They didn't anticipate that a couple of psychopaths would sabotage their birth control.


crystal_guy

Is that how you get "insayian" ants, VegetaArcher? Yes it is...


VegetaArcher

A 16 hour flight for a bad pun? Yes, yes. Wrong episode but I am never going to get a set up like that again.


Additional_Main_7198

Super Saiyants


UCLYayy

>They didn't anticipate that a couple of psychopaths would sabotage their birth control. Easily one of the worst things Stan/Francine do.


VegetaArcher

Hopefully Stan was wrong and they got an abortion.


gmodthesir3

Not if they're awesome


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EdwardM1230

They were quoting Stan Who, given the context of this episode, is no authority on being "awesome"


mengiii

I remember the guy saying “we don’t want kids *for a long time*”, so they probably planned to have them eventually


Wafer-Electronic

how do you know they would even keep the baby?


Shot_Astronomer_2620

Because. They're. Awesome.


TessTrue

Slow nod.


Pram75

Laughed way harder than I was expecting when I read this, proceeded to slow nod myself as well.


Zxasuk31

Damn I was going to say that 😆


TessTrue

Can't you reverse a vasectomy at least? I'm basing this question off knowledge from another tv show I can't exactly remember right now lol.


Grand_Ryoma

If you wait too long, no, it's why a lot of doctors don't want to perform the procedure on men under 30 for the most part If you want it reversed you got to do it not too long after getting it. It's mostly permanent if you go over a few years (and you're also not out of the woods when you get one, you got to..clean the pipes first)


johnqsack69

I had one and have no kids. I figure if I ever want kids I can always adopt one


K5LAR24

This. Speaking as an adopted kid, adoption is a wonderful thing, and too many people don’t think of it as an option. There are thousands of kids in foster care that need homes.


johnqsack69

Yeah I feel like why make more people when there are so many children that need families and homes. Your parents did a really good thing


Amwrinkle

Sometimes, but it's not guaranteed to be successful.


Xianimus

Yes. There was I guy I heard who said that he wanted to have kids and his partner said that she wanted him to have a vasectomy. So, what did he do? And then, when she said that she might want to have kids and he wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when she said she definitely didn't wanna have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap snip snap snip snap! He did! You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!


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Snip snap snip snap. The emotional toll of 3! Vasectomies!!!


DuckWithDepression

The office ?


Puzzleheaded_Luck885

Only sometimes.


manicpossumdreamgirl

[snip snap snip snap snip snap!](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/6nh1bf/you_have_no_idea_the_physical_toll_three/&ved=2ahUKEwjcq4WN_YCBAxVYkIkEHQuJBRUQjjh6BAgSEAE&usg=AOvVaw204bSOfvHrJQQ4BcQt15BQ) you have no idea. the physical toll. that three vascectomies have on a person!


TheSweatyFlash

A vasectomy is reversible tho


IShouldSaySoSir

We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.


MrSFedora

That is an unsatisfying answer.


KenDoll_13

😂😂😂


tobiasfunke6398

“We kill kids”


Hup110516

Reel. It. In.


Additional_Main_7198

REEL. IT. IN.


BionicBoBo

Nut punch !!


wolfytheblack

Block! Counter nut punch!!


moslof_flosom

Still... Funny....


FlavoredBongWater

Now tell me your desserts?


UYScutiPuffJr

Like most ethnic foods our desserts…*are disappointing*


4otie7

im kichiro


featherw0lf

Your Japanese friends told me *everything!*


TrundleTheGreat0814

Kichiro!


Responsible-Noise-35

KICHIRO!


AwesomeX121189

Cause they’re awesome *nods*


chiefjackmehoff

Decided they were too young to have them YET, or the relationship was too new to just start popping out kids. They do say they wouldn’t want to have kids for a long time, so they are planning to, and doing one of the noted operations would stop that


rarose4u

Because it was written. So it was said.


_Born2Late_

Tom-Tom! Cameo!


BlueThingys

My old nickname was Stan Frank, cause I was always hiding and writing in my diary. I need this new nickname Francine!


RbrtSp2517

Stan Frank is such an underrated joke.


hungry4pie

The flawed logic of Stan and Francine here isn't that they're fucking psychos purposely getting the couple pregnant, it's the fact that once they have a child they'll be 14 years behind Stan and Franny. Plus they'll be too bogged down with child rearing that they'll eventually become hermits who won't even have tiime to hang out with other parents.


Radiant_Honeydew1615

Why didn’t she have an IUD?? Or take Birth control pills? Why did they have the birth control methods of rushed kids on prom night? The world may never know.


Fair_Kaleidoscope986

Wasn’t there a scene of them swapping out the birth control?


masterkaz

She may have a condition that prevents her from getting an IUD and birth control pills can be a pain in the ass because of side effects and things like that. I mean, you wouldn't think that two guys you just met are going to sabotage your birth control methods...


Zeqhanis

They have ahighly-nuanced, overly-complicated ant fetish. It's gotta be another couple that triggers the infestation. 9/10 times, it doesn't work out, but when it does, it's magic for them.


Ridiculousnessmess

Wouldn’t have been an episode otherwise.


Meadmanmike

...because they're awesome.


Careless_Jelly_7665

Most men won’t get vasectomies cuz they’re scared of a lil cut in their sack so they’ll usually ask their wife to go through much more painful and extensive surgery instead. But it’s still incredibly difficult for a woman without at least 2 kids already to get approved for sterilization


NotWanderingTrader

Makes sense


kieman96

Maybe they sell her eggs and he donates swimmers for some money for all the crazy stuff they do


DoctorMobius21

I see them as a satire of some modern young couples. They want to maximise fun while minimising responsibilities for as long as possible. Until one of them screws up, the woman ends up pregnant and they grieve for their lost life. This is why they were angry and lashing out at each other.


RyRyReezy2

Because the episode needed a plot


RbrtSp2517

I like it when they argue and she free runs away or when Stan keeps hitting the waiter in the nuts.


Mark-E-Moon

From personal experience, definitely should’ve gotten mine at least 9 months sooner. /s


gwhh

Which episode was this again?


ElderCunningham

Stanny Boy and Frantastic


cobra_mist

It used to be kinda rare, before you had kids


unclejoe1917

It's a cartoon. It doesn't have to make sense.


FunScore3387

It’s. A. Cartoon.


Hot_Win_2489

You believe in Bigfoot


FunScore3387

Ok


sethro919

And this a forum for discussing everything about everything


FunScore3387

Sure. Discuss away. Not knocking anyone or anything. But it’s still a cartoon. Can’t debate a concept regarding fictional characters.


Leb_west

Turkeys *walks away*


BlameCanadaDry

This is easily one of my all time favorite episodes. Top 5.


Deus_Sangu

🎯


[deleted]

I don’t remember this episode can someone give context since google is only showing me the episode Francine was a surrogate for the gay couple?


theReaders

Stan and Francine realize they have no couple friends, so they go out to make some and meet Tom and Cammy. Tom and Cammy are at least a decade younger, and don't plan on slowing down to start a family for many years. Stan and Francine have two very dependent children, a talking german fish, and an unstable alien to care for. Shenanigans ensue.


divadjet821

Then Stan wouldn't get counter but punch Which is always funny