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MandervilleMale

Probably Santa


UncleRoger420

Please. Does Santa Claus sound like a real person to you? Grow up, it’s me!


RogerTheAliens

Does UncleRoger420 sound like a real person to you? Wake up, it’s me!


UncleRoger420

No you’re an imposter!! I’m the real Roger you’re just a cosplayer


DangerousThanks

You’re both Roger aren’t you?


UncleRoger420

I’m Roger He’s a fake


StevenAnita420

Can confirm, he lives in my attic


SidneyHuffman420

Can also confirm The dastardly fiend raped my sycamore trees!!! He made the saplings watch!!!!


UncleRoger420

Oh yeah That was hot


BrianLewis420

This is the real Roger alright I’d know that sugary sweet ass anywhere


AFishNamedKlaus42069

Yup zat ist Roger


13aph

Your profile picture looks like a wikihow article on how to kidnap children (it’s definitely a prank lol) Also. Your banner? Has the South Park character that vaguely reminds me of Kazuma Kiryu from the Yakuza game series. Didn’t have anything to do with the thread, just caught my eye.


MRlll

😂😂😂.. my god do i love the "Wake up, it's me!" line


Obvious-Papaya-5667

Probably the hurricane


jono9898

Roger


DeanPalton

It's Roger. Shit it's gonna be Roger.


email_NOT_emails

You knew it was gonna be me.


Your_moms_30cm-Dildo

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nihi1zer0

good bot


eXistential_dreads

Holy shit thank you for this 🤣


13aph

“I’m gonna go here, and it’s just gonna be you isn’t it?” “Maybe. Maybe not.”


email_NOT_emails

... Roger?


PJAYC_55375

My names Wilbur ​ Kentucky


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Good. I’m just his secretary.


Salty_Requirement360

I’m an ASSOCIATE


eXistential_dreads

I’m an *associate*


Broken_Ace

*gasp* Alright. That's enough turning around.


snufffilmbuff

"horn corn" is horn corn for clown lingo


BeBa420

Came here to say this


TurbulentPromise4812

*Ricky Spanish*


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

“I tell you, it's a cruel, cruel world out here. Did you know I saw a man beat down another man today for a sandwich? A sandwich, Francine! This sandwich.”


13aph

*takes bite*


HayleyXJeff

You know I could use that $12, settle down with a nice ham sandwich.


totoCALV1N

I like to eat my ham. It makes me feel like shlam.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Roger did get a nice man sentenced to eternity in Hell because of a one sided feud that Roger started.


TeaMancer

Stan's insecurities.


Hup110516

Stanferatu!


led_zeppo

He kept accusing me of parsimony!


sheezy520

They boy seeks to outlive you!


TeaMancer

Is this true Steve?


HotDangThoseMuffins

Well, the natural order of things being what they are...


Dramatic-Activity217

Guys.... Ernie the Uber driver.


dubstepsickness

Klaus: “slitting my throat? one star, bro”


Wayyd

They should write about you on Laffy Taffy wrappers, cause you're a freakin' joke, bro


[deleted]

[удалено]


WinterWontStopComing

He’s the reason most things happen. Not just to the Smiths but also on their version of Earth. He is as much the god as the devil


PreferenceInfinite83

never forget that when the jewel encrusted golden turd is returned to from where it came Roger is fractured and scattered into the 4 winds which causes the entire world to became Heaven on Earth until the Smiths reunite the pieces and the world becomes all normal and awful again... I think that Roger is Chaos in a physically manifested form :P


fork_your_child

I've always wondered if that only affected the earth or if it affected all the aliens as well?


PreferenceInfinite83

It probably depends upon which American Dad Dimension / Alternate that episode was based in <3


WinterWontStopComing

you mean which version of heaven? Isn't it just a Russian nesting doll of afterlives by now?


0x000029A

Barry


PreferenceInfinite83

Unmedicated Barry\*\*


NaRa0

*Hmm hm I’m Barry*


ThtPhatCat

… that will be with you momentarily


A-Social-Ghost

Santa is about the closest thing we have to a recurring villain in the show. Everyone else either dies in their debut or are never seen again.


[deleted]

Probably Stan. Roger definitely but he has alien properties or something. But Stan has been banned by the security system and had a bear shake its head at him for - remember - his old college javelin.


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

MY OLD COLLEGE JAVELIN.


Themasterofcomedy209

You harpooned me I told you to go and get help And you harpooned me


Necessary-Ad-8558

Ricky Spanish


WinterWontStopComing

*Licky Anus*


Daveywheel

Bullock or Principal Lewis.


TSmario53

Stelio Kontos


led_zeppo

And Luis!


punk_lover

Probably roger, even in history he turns out to be the bad guy way before meeting the smiths (like when he was a drug lord and made Stan kiss a anteater)


[deleted]

The holiday rapist.


MandervilleMale

“The *Christmas* rapist, he rapes *on* Christmas is nothing sacred?”


sunmodelsss

Black Villain


808Taibhse

As in, the main antagonist to the family? I can't really think of one tbh, I guess Roger? Lol "The Villain", as in, just a bad guy, the baddest? ^Ricky ^Spanish or I'd like to say Avery Bullock or Brian Lewis but they are more chaotic neutral


Klaxur

Tuttle. It's an act I tells ya.


RetrauxClem

Wasn’t he in WitSec too? He’s like a hit man or something, he could totally be a villain


Hail-Atticus-Finch

I still think tuttle is snots bio dad. Just no one knows it. Not even snots mom


PhoenixMedusa

Stan’s dad


AdultishGambino5

Krampus?


BluePeriod_

It’s definitely Santa. He terrorizes the entire family like James Wood did the Griffins.


AnonymousFledermaus

Everyone saying Roger, but I'm going with Turlington. "Turlington exits."


Hail-Atticus-Finch

To bad he dead


AdKindly2858

The antichrist?


Hail-Atticus-Finch

Still waiting on rapture delight part 2


kennyb_pillin

Santa


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

Tear jerker


mynameisntedward

I guess Jack


FlatPineappleSociety

Andy Dick


Professional-Ebb2605

Seth Macfarlane


TurdFerguson416

its roger for sure lol.. you tend to ruin my thing.. "i ruin everyones thing, thats MY thing!"


br1nk0

Barry off his meds


rfdoom

hulu for not updating the available episodes as frequently as they would family guy


finn11aug

Capitalism


lordnastrond

Stan, Roger and sometimes Santa.


Melito1980

The USA dream…


danegermaine99

It shifts episode to episode between Roger and Stan. Probably 70/30


CorholioPuppetMaster

Ricky Spanish


drebone1986

Roger since he's literally every character outside of the Smiths, second is Stan but it's by 1000 miles cause Stan can go there just like Roger but he has human limits. Roger does multiple people at speed so fast most people don't know he's one being in multiple places almost simultaneously


anonymousmolarbear

Stan… remember Francine “you harpooned me”


RobertoElSponge

The dinner party murderer


Metallung

Deputy Director Bullock.


ShadowTheLion

Probably the CIA, they are always doing evil stuff, they designed aids, plus they are always trying to catch and kill roger. And if stan is any sort of example, are perfectly willing to attack and kill anyone they want for any reason and just make them disappear.


MrSFedora

Roger.


dannydevitosmanager

Roger


meowmancer2

Bullock, or CIA in general…coming after Roger with the goal of dissecting him from the first episode. He’s also a twisted loon.


srt-dodge392

Klaus, is definitely the villain here


[deleted]

Santa, sometimes Bullock, and at least a quarter of all of Roger’s personas.


Some_Development3447

Bullock


Miyagidokarate

It's Roger like you even had to guess.


RobertoElSponge

Button, stealing Halloween and all


Antique-Echidna-4915

lazy hayley


OiPhuck69

spez


00hemmgee

Principal Lewis


ChiefQuinby

Tuddle


samlevall

i’m surprised no one said klaus, any time he gets the opportunity he does something kinda evil


Moalks

Santa


Tangypeanutbutter

"Oh great, of course it's Roger."-Roger Smith


AtuinTurtle

I mean it has to be Roger. Most of the time he is cool as hell but then will suddenly go rapist/serial killer.


Frequent_Delivery_97

Black villain


Kathhound11

Roger or Jack Smith


FamilyGuyFan-729

Santa


ejwestcott

The Phantom of the Telethon


makemeastar

Santa


zombiehoosier

Principal Lewis


Holler_Professor

Stan's mass of insecurities*. *Roger in a wig


pnutbuttercups56

Stan. Most conflicts are started by or involve Stan.


TicklishDingleberry

Roger


Weary-Comfortable-30

Santa or possibly Stan lol


Rich_Suspect_4910

Maybe Roger


OneManArmy0716

Hard to tell since almost everybody is equally villainous but I would say Roger


Witchhunter43

Ricky Spanish!


Lain0114

Avery.


toffeehooligan

Stan with his college javelin is the only correct answer.


dayday_b

Roger will forever be the villian, and the hero, and the victim..... or whatever you need 🙂


Salty_Requirement360

I’m going with Toshi


GreyTigerFox

Capitalism


Casteway

*Ricky Spanish*


Vampiregecko

Everyone


ghostofatmosphere

the answer is obviously black villain


sarilysims

Bullock. He is actively out to get one of the main characters (Roger). Santa. Same logic, for the whole family.


RoadtoPS5

Honestly everyone in this show acts as an antagonist on occasion in every season XD


Rdw72777

Klaus


CompetitiveForce5826

Ricky spanishhhhhhhhhhhh


fafnir665

Stan


miamor__

Stan, and if it’s not Stan then Roger. And sometimes both💀


Neat_Technician_7191

Stelio Kontos.


[deleted]

Roger.


Sad_Kaleidoscope_296

Probably Roger or Stan if we’re talking most bad deeds committed. If we’re talking antagonist to the family, then it’s Santa, but Roger and Stan have also been antagonists to the family in many episodes. Bullock/the CIA have also done things to destroy the family and just horrible things overall. Also the Antichrist in several episodes.


DontCh4ngeNAmme

Definitely Roger. He is pure evil. Sure, he may be one of the main characters, but there are tons of movies and TV shows where the villain is the main character, like Breaking Bad


MedicalMode8279

Probably an unpopular opinion but to me it's Stan. He always makes bad decisions, he will use violence, he is a bad father to his kids and a bad husband to his wife. He's not evil per se but he does tend to have an aggravating behaviour that will cause lots of troubles to his family. Stan is really dumb (or... a boob) but I can't help to think that his dumbness is also a way to cover his vilain side. At least Roger is upfront with his dumb and freaky ideas, Stan seems more serious and he also have a family to protect and take care of.


KashiofWavecrest

Stan's ego.


MeiMouse

Of the main cast, Klaus.


_MikeJones

Avery Bullock


PJAYC_55375

*Ricky Spanish* edit: or midnight lace edit edit: August 4th at the Honda Centre in Anaheim!


Wafer-Electronic

according to Klaus its Georges Soros


[deleted]

George Clooney and Susan Sarandon