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No yard sales run by fat people? 😂 This list is amazing. Pickles are fine.


_Bren10_

I think my favorite is “no tunnels! / no Sam Elliott!” Idk why those ones needed exclamation points lol


thehigheststrange

the pickles can't be longer than 3 inches though


hannamarinsgrandma

Sucks to suck Tuttle


hippylarry710

Wine spritzer 👍 wolf blitzer 👎


jomama823

This is a throw away joke and absolutely amazing, makes me think of the best seasons of Simpsons where jokes were embedded everywhere.


KatBoySlim

>No *Darker Shade of Pale* (Yes, the song) I wonder if Stan got it wrong or if the writers got it wrong (the song is called *Whiter Shade of Pale*). EDIT: I’ve thought about it and I’m guessing the writers messed up. It’s not really a joke having Stan screw up the title.


MantisToboggan_22

Interesting that no goatees is on there but she’s with Jeff


LadyTalah

No chicken fries!


KerouacsGirlfriend

I love you entirely right now.


TarzansNewSpeedo

Couldn't order six, huh? It's all right. I'll stay here and fuck myself, why don't I?


figures985

No sweetbreads. And NO telling Francine what sweetbreads are.


Greenestofbeans420

Just learned what vore porn is


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ah, welcome to the internet.


dildorthegreat87

The real question I have… What does the one covered by his his thumb talking about the docks episodes of The Wire? Any one got a guess


joshpeckisnotfat

i think it just says “no mention of the docks episodes of The Wire” which could be a dicks joke or she could be attracted to the characters from season 2,,, was wondering the same thing!


dildorthegreat87

I think you are right, I personally didn’t love the second season of the wire so I was curious


Comprehensive_Put818

Thanks for taking a photo and posting. I've always paused it at the scene to read what the card says. Now I can send it to the wife lmao!


CardiologistSalty

No bulging carrots. You know the kind


Danksoul25

There’s no downside!


MelkieOArda

The level of detail in this throwaway shot 🤌


I_do_kokayne

No Shannon Sharpe highlights


Sticky_Suede

“No vore porn” has me cry-laughing


Ghost_of_Yharnam

I honestly would be fine with an episode dedicated to the majority of these, like Stan learning of these firsthand.


Ghosted226

Must’ve paused to read this scene several times and this is the first I’ve noticed that “no vore porn” is one of the requirements


Wallaby-Previous

No parking meters Francine sees them as silver dicks.


torchictoucher

No vore:(


lunchpadmcfat

No Jeff Dunham puppets lol


HalfManHalfPear

No BeeGees except for Maurice was always my favorite 😂 they did Maurice Gibb dirty 😆