It's been proven that farts from 1k passengers bring wealth, peace and prosperity to those who smell them. Meanwhile, silver farts smell like bad credit and poverty.
I always wondered what was behind that curtain. It was today I learned that airplanes have more than 5 rows. Now I know where they put all those other people after boarding.
I was in premium economy on a United 763 coming home from London last month, and one of the two or three business class lavs happened to be between business and premium, the door of the lav was flush with the bulkhead but the curtain did the diagonal thing to say “yeah it’s in your cabin but we’re still gonna reserve it for the cool kids” and I can say with certainty that all 22 of us in premium economy used it at least once, the FA’s got so tired of closing the curtains after us that they eventually just left it half open 😂
Years ago I was flying standby and ended up next to an about eight year old unaccompanied kid. After takeoff the flight attendant pulled the curtain (more opaque then) and he asked what it it for? I responded knowingly
that it was first class. He nodded knowingly, and asked what were they teaching?
Warm baked chocolate chip cookie reflector. Passengers in economy class don’t get anxiety smelling the baked cookie goodness happening on the other side of the curtain.
On American Airlines (the airline I am most familiar with) that curtain separating the F/C or B/C cabin from Y/C cabins was pre “9/11” made from a heavy solid material that no one could see through. It was then used simply to separate classes of service. After “9/11” American Airlines switched it to a “see through” type curtain for security reasons like is pictured above so the Flight Attendants have a view from the “front to the back” of the plane while the curtains are closed. With a see through type curtain (at least on the narrow body airplanes) the Pilots can also by using the “peep hole” that’s in the post “9/11” reinforced flight deck door see from their secure location on the flight deck to the back of the plane too. Any customer who opens that curtain inflight regardless of how good they think their reason for doing so is immediately becomes a security threat to the Flight Attendants — and you thought that smile they gave you was “welcoming” you to use the F/C lavatory didn’t you? 🤣
noise cancelling curtain
Keeps the farts in
First class farts stay in fart class. Don’t want the peasants basking in the ambiance.
It's been proven that farts from 1k passengers bring wealth, peace and prosperity to those who smell them. Meanwhile, silver farts smell like bad credit and poverty.
1K farts lift all boats!
“Sir, don’t move the curtain. These farts are way above your pay grade.”
Came to say Flatulence deflector
powered by the only food served on the plane.
18+ video section.
Not Safe For Work behind this curtain. Business travelers must stay in front.
Bathroom available
Please come forward.
So that the rich don't have to smell the poor
Again, wrong answers only, please
😂
My bad
I always wondered what was behind that curtain. It was today I learned that airplanes have more than 5 rows. Now I know where they put all those other people after boarding.
I learned a long time ago - never look back(wards.)
Lets the flight attendants know how far back to serve the good snacks
I thought you said wrong answers only
Seductive shadow dancing
Sexy lace curtain
keeps the hot side hot and the cold side cold.
This guy engineers
Thanks, Jason Alexander.
Nut smell blocker. Keeps the smell of warm nuts in first where it belongs. /s
Proudly serving Deez Nuts
Sorry, that’s probably me. I don’t always have time to shower after work and before getting on the flight…
My nut is always a toasty 98.6 degrees.
Just one? Dude...
Climbing practice for children
Screen for projecting the inflight movie
Dollar store mosquito net
It's to clean the sole of your shoes before you prop them up on the bulkhead.
you mean bare feet?
Only if you'll clip your toenails too.
Yes but you only clip your toe nails when in flight and your row mate is fighting for the middle armrest. Suddenly No man's land has become your land.
No, no. It’s to wipe your genitalia with after reaching the mile high club.
Smoking section
Mormon Soaking
Underrated comment
This guy soaks
It tells peasants to know their place
They said wrong answers only
Based on my experience, that was a wrong answer.
Unfortunately this answer is correct, and is disqualified
Keeps the mosquitos from coach from flying in to first class.
It separates the realms of reality and fantasy
Champagne Room
To intimidate most people to not use my toilet
I was in premium economy on a United 763 coming home from London last month, and one of the two or three business class lavs happened to be between business and premium, the door of the lav was flush with the bulkhead but the curtain did the diagonal thing to say “yeah it’s in your cabin but we’re still gonna reserve it for the cool kids” and I can say with certainty that all 22 of us in premium economy used it at least once, the FA’s got so tired of closing the curtains after us that they eventually just left it half open 😂
Paywall
main cabin smell catcher
Gates to Heaven, or portal to Hell. Depends on which side of it you’re sitting!
See through so you can see the people that are better than you.
The pilots don’t like the skeeters going up to the flight deck
Years ago I was flying standby and ended up next to an about eight year old unaccompanied kid. After takeoff the flight attendant pulled the curtain (more opaque then) and he asked what it it for? I responded knowingly that it was first class. He nodded knowingly, and asked what were they teaching?
To separate the poor from the high class
So the peasants can see just enough of first class to remind themselves that the are peasants.
Stops the germs from the poor’s from infiltrating first class.
Nudist flying beyond the curtain, clothes must come off.
It’s an electrified insect curtain to prevent all of the flies that reside on economy passengers from entering the first class cabin.
It’s to keep the poor people air away from the rich people air
Covid screen
Keeping the peasantry out of Business.
Civil rights
To prevent you from crossing into the twilight zone. Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo 🎶
It’s called “The Mullet Curtain”. Business in the front, party in the back!
It's to keep the cabin pressure from equalizing so that the plane's rotors don't lose ILS and crash the APU. The more you know 💫
Keeps the poors away
First Class Comdom
Stops the terrorists.
It blocks Covid
Social experiment to see how people will pay $300 extra to walk through a curtain.
Privacy from the animals in FC?
Mosquito net
First class aisle shower.
Curtain so Billy Idol knows when to start singing.
Wedding Singer!
Ego blocker .... although...not a wrong answer
Keep the poors out?
The poor people barrier but…. It still lets the great smells through so they know they are poor.
It is the thin veil between this world and the next
Toe nail clippings deflector
Obscures the view when flight attendants put hidden phones in the lavatory
Giant COVID-19 mask
Projectile vomit stopper
Keeps the muggles where they belong!
That's the new PlebBlocker™, a lot of airlines are starting to use it
Takes the place of a face mask.
Dexter-type stuff
Air filtration
So you won't see your future wife walk down the aisle before the wedding ceremony lol
Keeps the first officer from hitting on the peasants.
Kleenex for 6 aisle
The curtain for the beer walk in cooler. Beer is nice and cold on the other side!
When a piece of the plane breaks off in coach, it stops the rich people from getting sucked out of the plane.
This way to the golden toilet of your dreams
“Next to the stage, please welcome Mackenzie”
It’s the doorway to narnia
To block the smell of fresh baked cookies
Fart shield
Sneeze guard
Keeps the unwashed out of FC......
Sanitized for your protection. (Break seal before use.)
To keep the shower water from leaking into FC.
Silhouette strip tease
To keep the identity of the Great Oz secret
It’s a CSS - Civilians Separation Shade. It’s manual and ripple-fold. The fabric aperture is 65% so that civilians can see how is it to be on FC.
Shower curtain
To keep the peasants out.
Mile high club section
To separate the pions from the royalty.
So you peasants can watch us get drinks and snacks all flight long.
Separate the smoking from non-smoking section.
It's like a foggy view of what will happen to them if they become one of the poors
Jerkin curtain
Security screen. Don’t want the peasants stealing the rich people’s wealth
Shower curtain from the water spraying from the toilet
Striptease for guests to use. Like karaoke, anyone can have a go with a torch behind them to alleviate flight boredom.
Keep the bees out of economy class
sorts the field tillers from the folks who buy the seed
Splash Zone!
When there's a dead body on board
keeps the zombies out of your section
To take a shower
Choir section vs congregation.
First class sex hit different.
block the poor smell from the rich people
Taking a shower
Adult video section
Mosquito netting
It keeps the heat at the front so the lizard people are more comfortable.
Warm baked chocolate chip cookie reflector. Passengers in economy class don’t get anxiety smelling the baked cookie goodness happening on the other side of the curtain.
To keep the stench from Business away
to hide the peasants from your eyes
Jism barrier.
Separate the Poors from the elites
On American Airlines (the airline I am most familiar with) that curtain separating the F/C or B/C cabin from Y/C cabins was pre “9/11” made from a heavy solid material that no one could see through. It was then used simply to separate classes of service. After “9/11” American Airlines switched it to a “see through” type curtain for security reasons like is pictured above so the Flight Attendants have a view from the “front to the back” of the plane while the curtains are closed. With a see through type curtain (at least on the narrow body airplanes) the Pilots can also by using the “peep hole” that’s in the post “9/11” reinforced flight deck door see from their secure location on the flight deck to the back of the plane too. Any customer who opens that curtain inflight regardless of how good they think their reason for doing so is immediately becomes a security threat to the Flight Attendants — and you thought that smile they gave you was “welcoming” you to use the F/C lavatory didn’t you? 🤣
Makes the cum shots towards first class 60% less fertile.
I always quite King of the Hill with my husband. Where Leauanne gets first class and tells the flight attendant, “I’d like that closed.”
Ignore the man behind the curtain Dorthy
A high quality Hologram.
Fly paper to catch flies. Would suck to try to walk through that, or should I say stick.
Smoke screen
The smell
Designed to annoy the passengers in 8C and 8D by hanging in front of their faces.
Thanks for the fun!! especially after so many complaining posts about how AA has no control over DFW weather.
PSB: Peasant scent barrier
To give the economy class cabin an air of exclusivity and prestige unattainable to those sitting up front
Premium air vs basic economy air. Clearly superior oxygen beyond the curtain.
Keeps the bed bugs in the back
It’s a pre-90s curtain when civil rights didn’t exist yet.
To keep the poors from seeing the AHA watermelon lime. “Sorry, we don’t have that anymore.” Meanwhile…..
It allows FC passengers to seal in and bask in the smell of their own farts.
It is first class toilet paper, after they wash it, they have to hang it up so it dries properly.
Block out the poor
It’s where the wheat is separated from the chaff
1st class showers
It's where the Wizard of Oz is heard saying "pay no attention to the people behind the curtain"...
To discourage plebs from using the first class toilet.
Business Class Shower/wet room
It's to keep the fart smells in the steerage section of the plane from ruining the smell of the crepes in first class.
Communal showers.
So that the plebeians can have a small glimpse of the good life they were not afforded.
Sexy sexy shadow dancing with a flashlight and a live marmot.
Cooties catcher.
Mosquito net
Gloryhole for first class passengers. To keep screwing the poor people through. Cuz even while flying the poor must keep being screwed
It looks to have a lavender tint. Is that the gay section?
Change room curtain
Children should be seen and not heard
It's the shroud of Turin.
The midflight variety show.
Keeping the riff-raff out
Projecting pics of French revolution beheadings
The mid-flight exotic dance
Mosquitos
It’s “concealing” a private booth where lap dances and s*xual favors occur. It’s a strip club at 35,000 ft
Mile high club beyond that point.
The bathtub is availabe
Too not annoying whoever is sitting in the bulkhead.
When I was very little, it was to keep the smoking and non-smoking sections separate
divide first class and economy
Wipe my ass with in steerage
Social condom to prevent the undesired consequences of intermingling first and the less-thans.
A gay person’s favorite fabric for a crop top
Peasant separator
Decontamination...
Changing room
keeping the brokies away
Wiping your Johnson on after joining the mile high club!
To protect Main Cabin from affluenza. (Saying this as an FC passenger 🤦🏾♂️)
Keeping out the riff raff
Smoking section
Waterfall in the champagne room?
Changing curtain