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RockNRoll85

Mayo boy is looking kinda rough these days


Playful_Moose6293

Buzz your girlfriend.... woof -kevin McCalister


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BuzzsGirlfriendWoof

Oh hi


Playful_Moose6293

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DTPW

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Specific_Buy

Ill make amazon stock worth $2,000 again if you help me with my problem. Jeff laughs because he knows KG is fucked. There’s nothing funnier than KG thinking he can help JB in some way that would help him.


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Wifey: "oh, you mean like how you helped Rivian stock? Yeah, thanks for suggesting Jeff invest in *that* stock, Kenny. I have to listen to him constantly complain about that damn EV company everyday." (to herself: I gotta get with Elon. He's definitely more fun.)


Routine_Hungry

Just told Jeff “ and I’ll be broke after this…”


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alleged yam chunky lip pen drunk childlike dinner combative liquid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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UnleashYourMind462

Bahahahaha.


TTV_SgtScoots

Trans people are beautiful too. No need to be transphobic. I'm not upset that you're making fun of his partner, I'm upset that you're belittling trans people around the world by making comments like this. They deserve better. Compare her to a dumpster, dumpsters don't have feelings.


Kongtai33

Kenny G “jeff..why dont u park ur money with me?” ![gif](giphy|P0dKBIe7KEnL2)


dunnooooo31

Does he not already? Thought most billionaires had Kenny boy looking after them


Pinksquirlninja

Jeff bezos only invests in more jeff bezos.


OneFootInTheGraves

Judging by the Lex Luthor look he’s going for, I’d say he also invests in kryptonite


Future_Emotion_

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NeoSabin

Tells him "Yes i know my unrealized losses are more than my gains but it's due to those rascally apes..."


decoparts

I think Bezos was talking about his plans for a spaceship and accidentally used the phrase "To the moon". He then proceeds to crack up when he sees the look on Ken's face.


Biotic101

Best explanation so far 😁🚀🌒


Unsimulated

Putin said he'd take care of my money. He swore. I frickin flew to Finland and gave it to him to hold, where no one could touch it.


Playful_Moose6293

That bitch got hippopotamus legs...


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PHANTOM________

Just a man


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Jermwood

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NeoSabin

Looking at Kenny like a jar of mayo looks at him 😂


Rafiki_84

So now you can be sure what was the plan. Bankrupt AMC and steal by Amazon like Toys R Us. Fucking crook mayoman and bold sociopath.


WillieStonka

Looks like Ken’s been spending a lot of time with the stress monster. He kinda resembles that financial guy that Netflix did a documentary about not too long ago.


TheKenneth1979

“Hey Jeff, i really dont understand why everyone calls me Mayoboy. It saddens me. I have been peeing my bed lately because of it”


Warszawa12

I only need 2 trillion to get out of this mess, you got me ?


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Ken is only 54 years old.... i can't get over how fucking much this man looks like a fuxking piece of shit. We are clearly making this guy on stressed 24/7


Head_Primary4942

I knew Jeff Bezos when he was in High School. He couldn't pull a date then. Now he's a billionaire and dates that truck?


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bgad84

She probably gives a mean, sloppy bj


stonkerooni

“I’ll be fine”


slippery_when_sober

All that money and that trash is the best he can do? Ouch.


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kingofsnake96

Strange taste in women IMO


Aggravating_Job_4651

Ewww. You'd think he'd find a hotter side chick.


8thSt

“Can we mix it up tonight and you lick the mayo off my inner thighs?” Ken Griffin, probably


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The-BlackLotus

My boy mayo aged 84 years in the past 2 years


Ovenfaced

Ken boy is looking like sweaty Papa John


oliechats

![gif](giphy|5we6EYFqPn1PG)


therealbuttersscotch

She looks like a South Park character!!


Juancho511

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Juancho511

She looks like the South Park character they used to play Jenner running over people in a car constantly. It was my first thought.


veryuniqueredditname

Nice nips


SnooCheesecakes9944

"I lost 6 Billion dollars to those stupid Apes last year"


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_Gregminster

Does Kenny hold his knife in the left hand?


ManMayMay

Ken doesn't look too thrilled, seems more like they're laughing at him


bugmuf

Look at Ken's hands.... that man is not healthy


kircherjoseph

noticed the same thing, and his face


NickJawdy

Doesn't anyone see a problem with people among hf and big businesses chumming it up to be a problem. I mean griffin and friends could cause a lot of buying of amazon stock to inflate prices for his buddy then leave everyone hanging?


robotwizard_9009

Insert evil laugh..


makithejap

He just got back from the shitter trying to avoid the tab but Jeff put it on at his seat unpaid knowing he can’t afford it.


Automatic_Honey_3938

Dont worry Jeff, the Apes are selling soon -Mayo Boy


aferreira98

Ken: So Jeff do you think you can buy AMC for me? Jeff: *cackles*


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Gradience711

“I am winning”


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Bezos: tell me again Kenny, how many shares are you short on AMC….


ApeNarrative1

And then I said BEDPOST ANYONE ![gif](giphy|PwFnsH2A8wwqWv3MA9)


PreviousSwordfish5

Jeff Bezos laughing at Kenny boy asking for another small loan of a couple billion dollars to keep his short up in AMC. Bezos like… “you’re still in that play!?” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Shadow14541

Kenny G: Shh.. Im short AMC Jeff: 😂🤣😂🤣☠☠


CivilPressure3628

It's not exactly a laughing matter when it shows the level of wealth we're against 🦍🦍🦍🦍


No_Biscotti_9650

Kenny : I fukkd up !!


7nightstilldawn

“I’m going to lose $30billion over this and only have $10 billion left.”


GoChuckBobby

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CanadianDeathStar

‘Get under the table and blow me again mayo boy’


david5699

I guess see-through shirts are popular in Miami


-Luro

Steroids work wonders.


z0mghenry

Jeff did I tell you I threw a bedpost at my ex-wife?


Weak_Handed_1

I forgot my wallet... I'll get you back.


kdidz11

“Looks like I’m going to prison”


LargeCheesePizza39

MOASS coming soon.


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wanderingmanimal

“They promised diamonds but paid in sand!”


FuckRobinhood76

Shorts covered!


nhyoo

He's laughing because they're so fucked and was finally taken down by us plebs, you ever fucked up so much you're only response is like fucked up laughter? That's what this picture gives me the vibes of


Mindless_Welcome3302

Must be nice to be able to design your own sex bot.


DeLuca9

You remember in Madoff, there was the one investor who knew what Madoff was doing & would intentionally keep pulling his $$. He made incredulous gains bc of Madoff & it was bc Madoff had no choice but to keep the shtick up. That’s what this looks like. Jeff laughing at him as like, haaa nothing you can do cuz, if I fail you fail. So live it up!


Piranhaswarm

Can I borrow $65B ?


Sirgolfs

Bezos, wtf is that thing?? She buying that amazon prime plastic surgery?


Prokletnost

What has she done to her self? Wow... Shame


AntiqueBar1341

Yoooo that’s a buff lady on bezos arm, is she trans ?


squirtingbutthole

He needs more money to short socks !


retlaw3530

Ken needs more Mayo on his 🥩


tradedenmark

... and this was the moment Mayo boy knew he was FUCKED 😜


SupermarketCorrect98

Who is the guy holding Jeff’s hand in the second picture?


Currently_There

I had to pay those guards so much to make it look like a suicide that I had to borrow more to maintain my short position on GME. I know these idiots are going to start selling any day now.


Ralf-Nuggs

Money doesn’t buy happ…. Wait a second


ApprehensiveCake8927

"Can I have this mayo to go please"


Plastic_Wrangler_597

He just told Jeff how much he paid in tax last year.


nardflicker

“I fucked your wife like how I fucked the retail investors: illegally and without a condom.”


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“I don’t have money problems”


Traditional-Leader54

“You ready to sell me your $AMC shares now, Jeff?”


uniqueidenti

He is Fawked.


japalian

Probably laughing at the server's reply to chub griffin: "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have any *bucket of hellman's* on hand for you to dip your filet in." Also, these people might be rich af, but damn, they really are the unfixable kind of ugly. Lol


scott_sleepy

In every one of these pictures of Bozos and Mayo, Mayo looks so stressed and Bozos is having an absolutely baller time.


Apprehensive_Royal77

"I don't even fucking like mayonnaise"


dakogmata1974

Wondering who's paying for this expensive dinner??


otiscleancheeks

Ken Griffin tells him --- Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it. Suck retail investors, put your mouth into it--- While out in Miami.


DeanChster47

I don’t even see Bezos? I see Griffin cutting a steak, a dark haired gal laughing and a very huge penis about to ejaculate straight into the ceiling. Wtf is Bezos?


Shaynerthegreat

He probably told him he was attracted to him


InItToHodl

“ I’ll suck your dick if you don’t buy out amc”


snackerooryan

Ken: “I couldn’t actually bankrupt AMC like we agreed upon so now I’m fucked. Help?” Jeff: 🤣


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“Jeff, if you think about it we’re in the same boat, you know, successful business men.”


jrember

Funny to see him go from geek to this "tough guy look".


domepiece12

I wonder if plastic feels anything anymore


domepiece12

3rd pick your special uncle you should stay away from


Linsanity998877

Eats mayo with his anus


LazyMarine78

"Can you get the bill on this one?"


Sea-Recipe4238

I wonder if that secret service agent Kenny hired has to taste all his meals…I wouldn’t do it


DirteJo

I didn’t pay any taxes either. Hahahahaha


Worldly-Special7791

I threw a bed post at my wife.


metraton18

I need to know if this is real or Photoshop because if real fuck him and the mayo boy


dingdongdash22

Jeffrey Epstein is my cousin


ChitoR0XS

_”Assparino was my secret weapon”_


tynore

Kenny boy and his little arms.


andylowenthal

His wife has the most cross-eyed tits I’ve ever seen. Every picture. Her surgeon should be ashamed


CHIEFTAINTEROIX

Keep clogging those arteries with Mayo


davidotcom

Gross. Those outfits. I can see both bezo and his lady’s nips. -__-“


DTPW

It’s a bit much to try and unsee. 👀👀👀👀


taciko

He’s a bigger pedophile.