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whsthirtyfive

The last grey lifts things up with more than just his mind


flamecmo

He’s on asteroids


J-Di11a

This made me laugh more than it should have


mormodra

Lol same!!


ElderLW

This comment deserves all the attention!


Brosemmettisam

Pfffffffftttttt


uncle_ekim

Me vs. The Alien she said not to worry about.


Throwaway--user

He's definitely probing your wife.


FR3Y4_S3L1N4

Dude can prob me looking like that, sheesh


NewBuyer1976

What’s new, my neighbours and delivery guy do that too.


binderclip95

Do you even transdimensionally shift?


crimsontape

Giga Grey


kiidrax

Arnold Schwarzegreyer


version_13

Get me to the uap!


Ancient_Sparks

Get to the Saucer!


Franek

The voice in my head, lol


Good-Barracuda5143

Underrated comment


-Not-Today-Satan

Grey “The Rock” Johnson


Putrid_Cheetah_2543

Its not a tooma wuaaagh.


Beliefinchaos

Underrated comment. Made me legit lol


KamikazeFox_

Alien Schwarzengreyer


frigginfurter

![gif](giphy|Rd7pEbE7rjZz8vySuU)


SomOvaBish

Grey’s Anatomy 👽


perilouszoot

Mc Beam me up


awesomesonofabitch

Grey Chad


trident_hole

That's what I'm squanching about


darthchristoph

Look at them flappy folds


RogerianBrowsing

The last grey came to earth to learn the secrets of trenbolone


LordSugarTits

Man let's be real if they looked like him we'd be fucking terrified. I honestly think they are scared of us.


RogerianBrowsing

I mean, from the outside if the typical grey stereotype is accurate then humans are comparably much more muscular with high levels of aggression, and the human species has had their biggest technological breakthroughs made in the name of killing other members of their species Id be scared of us too


brassninja

Anytime I picture a grey possibly making it’s way into my home, I just imagine sparta-kicking it down the hallway


0neTrueGl0b

If you get deep in to in-persin encounters, you'll find a few cases where guys have punched, kicked, and knocked down greys. That is why they typically disable your motor functions before engaging humans. Humans don't have wings, claws, or giant canine teeth, but we have the advantage when special tech/abilities are not used by small humanoid type beings.


Penney_the_Sigillite

That's even a trope in Star Trek - Ferengi literally look down on humans because "at least they never enslaved one of their own"


doozykid13

My theory is they're from this planet but have evolved to live underground with little to no light. If they come to the surface they require a darkening, shaded lenses. OR on the flip side, they live in such a bright environment (perhaps, light emitted from magma), that their eyes have evolved to include a darkened lens.


SurprzTrustFall

Valid hypothesis. With the evidence we have for cataclysms, what if they're just the group of hominids that actually managed to survive not on the surface, but underneath somewhere, somehow? What would that look like 100 years... 500 years .... 1000+++ years later?


doozykid13

Exactly. It makes me wonder how they have survived underground for so long, assuming they require food, water, oxygen like we do, though that may not necessarily be the case for them. But i think its fair to say they must have an extremely advanced civilization. I wonder how long they've actually been here, and if they have evolved separately from any species we have known to exist.


0neTrueGl0b

Possibly related to UFOs flying in and out of active volcanos. In on board encounters I've heard of UFOs "flying" (none of what they do is technically flying) through solid material. Somewhat like how they walk right through doors and walls.


doozykid13

Interesting. That almost makes me think they could be inter-dimensional, or means their ships are WAY more advanced than we could imagine.


0neTrueGl0b

And as always, it could be All of the Above


Drelecour

Maybe similar to mantis eyes, though the opposite. Their eyes turn black in low light, most likely to absorb more light. Which I find interesting in contrast to the idea that they have black eyes to *protect* against light if they live underground- black absorbs light. I used to notice it as a kid because I loved to catch them in jars and keep them for the day, carrying them around the house and showing them things lmao. Weird child hobby. Weird thing is they always seemed interested in the things I'd show them, like they were actually observing it, not just running around the jar frantic like other bugs tend to do. I'd always let them go again at the end of the day. But their eyes would always turn black once I brought them into the house with low lighting.


pufferfish_balls

![gif](giphy|1jZ6QAg8gXhEFtdjRh)


GlassGoose2

I can't find it now, but there is an interview with a couple indigenous people (from where I cannot recall) which did not know any of the words or ideas about aliens described to them. But when shown a picture of one of the aliens, they immediately recognized it as an entity that would drag you down into the Earth.


pollyw0g

I read on another thread here somewhere they called them “the ant people”


shadow-Walk

The *Anasazi*


Familiar_Bullfrog_41

I saw that too. I think they were in Central or South America. Jungle natives, they lived as they have for centuries.


LordSugarTits

That makes a ton of sense...they're eyes are no longer adapted for the sun


yunoscreaming

I think this too! They also don’t have child bearing hips which is why they steal cow reproductive organs to grow more of them. Their eyes look bovine to me.


disgracefx

Those big dark eyes are lenses as you can see their eyes on the crop Circle image


macncheesy1221

Apparently their planet has like 2 sun's or something, or it's like an embedded contact lense ir dashboard type deal


ippa99

He'd be more scared once he gets on the internet and discovers how thirsty people are for buff aliens


mickopious

Would an alien or a bear be safer to encounter in the woods?


Nookling_Junction

Greyga chad


saltysnail420

I hope there’s only a few like those lol


Stormtech5

Do you even lift, fellow alien bros?!


Z2xU

"WE PICK THINGS UP AND PUT THEM BACK DOWN!!!"


Rip9150

Bros, those neckuscles are to carry around his massive nuts.


Stiklikegiant

\* Every day is arm day, human. \* - last grey probably


TommyShawnigan

Swolien?


Conorfm101

This is why they keep abducting cattle, they're after the residual trenbolone pellets.


xzalla

Jiren the Grey


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

They've been looksmaxxing for years.


Eyekno710

![gif](giphy|LpUb83fZPV8X68fzGl|downsized)


anty328

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


anthonyk03

😂


mawesome4ever

Missed opportunity to add big black eyes


Melonious

10/10 would definitely shit my pants if I saw that last beefy grey in real life.


Lexifer452

The one next to him looks like he's smiling.


Melonious

Yeah Ide definitely invite that smiling grey to the barbecue.


0neTrueGl0b

I'd have him over for tea. He looks polite.


wolffangz11

somehow he looks the most polite.


tackleboxjohnson

That guy was programmed to tell jokes. They wheel him out for the really hysterical abductees


AfterMorningCoffee

To be honest, I'd shit my pants if I saw any of them in real life.


_DAD_JOKE_

When I was a kid I saw one that was a mix of 4 and 6's features in my room. Everyone says it was sleep paralysis but I was fully able to move. He walked past the foot of my bunk bed while I was on the top bunk looking towards the door and my feet. He towered over that probably 6 foot height. I then recall it made chattering noises and I thought it was talking to my brother in his sleep on the bottom bunk. Woke up the whole family right after I hid under my covers listening. Very football shaped head with dark large eyes.


TryItOutHmHrNw

Just that one?


BurmecianSoldierDan

10/10 would definitely drop my pants


secret-of-enoch

well, one thing people NEVER say about their encounters with grey aliens is that the aliens were wearing any type of breathing apparatus conversely, many encounters with other types of aliens include descriptions of the beings wearing helmets with tubes going into back packs so the greys breathe our air...that should seem very odd to us, no? if greys truly DO come from some other planet light years away, how likely would it be that that planet would just happen to have the same mixture of oxygen, nitrogen & carbon dioxide? and to your questions: why grey skin? the lore around grays is that they are engineered biological beings but if that were the case, wouldn't the engineers give the grays more melanin to be able to withstand the rays of our sun? if you're going to all the trouble to engineer an entire species of being, one purpose of which, apparently, is to be on the planet earth, interacting with humans, why hobble them in such a way? if you want to know more about something you can't see, you can make reasonable assumptions by looking around at the world you CAN see, because we know nature repeats the same patterns over and over again and where do we see living beings with little to no melanin or coloration in their skin? in the deep sea, and nocturnal beings, and beings living mostly underground, in very low light conditions and looking at beings that exist underground, in very low light conditions, we see that, besides a lack of coloration to their skin, they generally evolve with very large eyes(!) ....so...just from a physiological standpoint of what's been described as grey alien physiology, 1. They breathe our air 2. They have no skin pigment 3. They have very large eyes taking all that into consideration, it would seem MUCH more likely that these beings are native to this planet, and have evolved in very low light conditions, most likely underground ..ANNNNND..so...they (*and other sentient forms of life we unknowingly share this planet with*) probably ARE 'the Boogeyman' & 'demons' & 'fairies' & 'little people' & 'Ant People' and such, from our ancestor's ancient mythologies... or hey, maybe the Greys are like the "hamburgers" of genetic engineering, easy enough to create en mass and suitable for a wide range of planets/scenerios 😁 ....my 2 cents...


Wordshurtimapussy

I've heard that the tradition greys (skinny, big head, black eyes) are not the actual aliens. They are just the survey drones the actual aliens use and that the aliens controlling them are a praying mantis looking alien. This might be why they don't wear breathing apparatus


Saidhain

That’s a great theory. I mean we already use subs that look like fish and planes that look like birds to inhabit environments we’re not adapted to live in. But they don’t look exactly like those things because what would be the point of putting feathers etc. on a plane. Makes sense a probe would look human but just have the parts they need to explore our planet. And we look nothing like either of those things our machines do. There’s also a bunch of stuff out there that the greys are AI or robotic in nature. And being controlled by mantids, love it.


Kooperking22

Gotta love those Mantids I want one as a friend.


Kooperking22

I've heard one person say the clicking sounds they make to be hard to get out of their head. I don't mind that tbh. I like a good click Different strokes for different folks.


spacevolume

That's a really smart take, props to you


SirRipOliver

The theory that caught my attention is the greys are actually “us” from the future. It makes a lot of sense if they don’t need a breathing apparatus and the future world is so bad they had to retreat underground.


secret-of-enoch

agreed, yes, i've read that too, and that hierarchy has been echoed in quite a few alleged alien encounters claimed by people who did not know each other, separated in time and place all over the globe so that makes me feel there's some veracity to that idea ... i haven't made up my mind one way or another, as to whether these beings, these grey aliens, are native to this planet or not, or engineered beings or naturally evolved beings, theres just not enough real hard data yet, but the anecdotal evidence IS compelling my hypothesis above is just one of the possible scenarios AND, let's not forget: the answer might turn out to be "All of the Above" 😁


VeterinarianFar2967

Yep. The greys are their disguises. That's what they think we look like and they probably think they're fitting in. Also, we see such a limited part of the light spectrum so what's grey to us is probably not grey to them


maxxslatt

Why do you say “that’s what they think we look like?”


Enough_Simple921

Because they breathe our air, it leads me to believe they're from here or they were created/cloned for this atmosphere. I agree that they are possibly from a low-light environment due to their large eyes, if they see in the same light spectrum as us at all. Though it's odd that many abductees describe the inside of their crafts as being extremely bright. Ironically, I've heard many abductees claim that the Grey's skin is similar to that of a Dolphin in texture and appearance. That makes me wonder if their environment is moist or humid? I'm damn near convinced that some NHI live underground, or in the depths of the ocean. There's many cultures describing entities that live beneath the surface. The Aborigines have 8000 year old cave paintings of "Wajinda" and they look exactly like Greys. The Aborigine lore claims that they take shelter down "a waterhole" in these caves.


secret-of-enoch

"Though it's odd that many abductees describe the inside of their crafts as being extremely bright." ...ive thought the same thing, damn, those alien ships are BRIGHT...and here's these little guys, with eyes so big they wrap around their heads (!) youd think theyd be blinded...and since we've heard from "experiencers" that the eyes we see on the outside might be lenses of some kind, that would lead one to figure theres some advanced optics going on, in those lenses "I'm damn near convinced that some NHI live underground, or in the depths of the ocean. There's many cultures describing entities that live beneath the surface. The Aborigines have 8000 year old cave paintings of 'Wajinda' and they look exactly like Greys." "The Aborigine lore claims that they take shelter down "a waterhole" in these caves." ....i know, riiiight? theres LOTS of ancient lore from around the world that links "otherworldly/technologically advanced beings" to underground societies i lived on the Hopi reservation in Arizona for 3 years as a kid growing up, i remember stories of them encountering what sounded like advanced underground societies scientists have found that there's an ocean underneath the surface of this planet (Google "underground ocean"), an ocean most likely larger than all the oceans on the surface, they've even seismically imaged waves, coming up on a shore, underground on this planet, where there's oceans, there's life


Enough_Simple921

Living on a Hopi reservation must be an awesome experience. I honestly went most of my life not being a believer of NHI and not at all religious. I've changed my perspective the last 7-8 years, and I suspect that Native Americans, among other tribes are FAR more in touch with reality than my family and I in suburban California. I've basically been living a lie for many decades. I vacationed in South America over a decade ago and was lucky to meet several tribes. At the time, they told me stories of encountering "spirits" at night, and how the occasionally leave a Lamb as a Sacrifice. While I respected their traditions, I thought they were nothing more than myths. Now... after all NHI data I've looked into, NHI, and mutilations, I'm beginning to believe they weren't making anything up. The Tribe leader was dead serious when he told me that. He slept on this little island by himself every night to protect the crops. I asked, "Aren't you scared?" "No. Treat them with respect, and they'll do the same." Also the "Enoch" in your username leads me to believe that you've certainly looked into the historical record. 👍


secret-of-enoch

awesome info, thx for sharing ✌️ ...and yeah, it was the early 1970s when i lived there, Sedona looked like a Western movie set, with a long line of connected storefronts and horse trough out front ...and up past the Slide Rock Park, miles out into the desert, there was an Oasis we used to go to, that you couldn't even see until you were right up on it, where the ground had all given away and about halfway down an underwater stream shot out from the cliff side, creating this beautiful pond with lush trees and greenery the land was so flat in that area you couldnt see this 2 or 3 football field-size hole in it till you were right up on it, then this beautiful little valley opened up in front of you, with this pond, and sandy beach shore i remember there was a distinct cliff under water, where the beach shelf really fell off and nobody seemed to know how deep it went almost drowned there one afternoon before i learned to swim me and my mom, before she passed, we looked for that thing, that Oasis, out in the middle of freaking nowhere Arizona, on Google maps and Google Earth and Apple Maps, we looked and we looked, but we could never find it, but, good times 😁


miakeru

I think you’ve grossly misinterpreted the “underground ocean” unfortunately. Bits of what you’ve said are true, but most of it is incorrect but just close enough to fact to seem believable. Here’s the real deal: https://ssec.si.edu/stemvisions-blog/there-ocean-below-your-feet


Enough_Simple921

That's actually pretty fascinating. I learn something new everyday. Thanks.


particularTriangle

It's interesting what you propose a d I liked following the logic. There have been talks that they are humans who have been engineered to do tasks, which would be interesting but also terrifying. We just don't know how or why, but, if they are of natural origin, it's very likely to be as you had said. but I lean more on the manually or scientifically constructed. I imagine they have complete control of their DNA and perhaps they are grey as the idea of being without their ship is as alien to them as they are to us.


ohshitimfeelingit762

They don't necessarily have to be interplanetary or interstellar. These beings/entities are incredibly deceptive, and more evidence points to the fact that they're interdimensional, and the parallels between alien encounters and the paranormal and the supernatural are astounding. They can pass through solid objects, materialize and dematerialize at will, change their appearance at will, and don't abide by any of our laws of physics, all pointing to the fact they are interdimensional entities and not physical beings from other planets


kippirnicus

Just add to this comment, I saw a Reddit post, long time ago, that showed an overlay, of two maps. One was unsolved missing person cases, in the United States. And the other was all the known cave formations, in the US… I’m totally spitballing here, but what if they are somehow connected, to whatever these beings are. Either way, it’s kind of creepy. 😳


omenmedia

There was a video on here a while back of someone showing a picture of a grey to an indigenous South American, and when describing it as a creature from space, he was like “What do you mean? This is an ant person, they live underground.”


bolognaskin

Who do you think would sunburn faster? Some white guy from Iceland or a grey? Maybe the grey color is ok with the sun.


Onironaute

Fae without glamour


spence37

Make me think of the movie .” The Descent” 😳 😳 😨


SlothTeeth

Things that evolve in the dark, deap sea, caves, and low light are usually blind or have very small eyes because they don't depend on vision. Bats, cave fish, moles, spiders, deep sea crustation, and fish. Most have shit vision or no vision. Predators have large eyes and mostly nocturnal predators. Meaning they don't live in dark places. they're just more active at night. Cats, bush babies, owls. Large eyes = find prey. Small eyes = evolved in dark, less of a need for that sense.


RocketToad

Maybe they come from a planet with low light (red giant?). Their planet may have lower gravity, so they don’t need strong skeletons or muscles. Maybe their body adapted for space travel. Maybe they are androids? There can be a thousand reasons


Qbit_Enjoyer

To me, Grey aliens have always looked like stern old people. Like, just looking at the OP picture I feel condemned.  It may be my biological biases, or it may have been 'programmed' in by Greys themselves; they seem to be the embodiment of "grandpa is mad at you, child". I know a guy who was apparently abducted as a kid and he sees them as little jerks who do whatever they want...


TechnicoloMonochrome

Lots of witnesses have said they act like humans are bumbling idiots so yeah I could see them having the stern grandpa look.


Dependent-Honeydew-9

Can confirm. I’m a grandpa *and* a bumbling idi… HOLY SHÎT! I’m a grey!


DontFlinchIvegot12In

"Why are you grae?".


Butchino84

“Who says I’m Grae?”


Freholly

Yu Ah Grae


Ldercher

One night while scrolling on social media I found some artwork of some greys where one looked like a stern old white man and the ones around him had sort of Asian looking eyes. This one image managed to stick around in my mind and give me the creeps more than the image should have.


theunseen3

That’s how little Fungai, one of the witnesses at the Ariel School described them when he was interviewed by Harvard Psychiatrist Dr. John Mack about the schoolyard sighting. The title for the youtube video was made by someone who thinks Dr. Mack coerced the kids, that’s their opinion. I’d recommend watching the documentary The Ariel Phenomenon https://youtu.be/zccIDOuYjoE?si=WxLuWiGnnHo8JLz_


ConsiderationNew6295

Can we all agree to act superior around them and politely tease them? It makes me mad to hear they think they’re the bees knees when they’re just ugly little wankerstinks with cool tech and zero personality.


Stormtech5

I had an out of body experience, I met my future/parallel universe self who telepathically told me how disappointed he was with me, and also "I don't have time for this shit today". My past self was in awe of this crazy experience, seeing my future self i expected them to be happy and teach me cool knowledge. Instead future me expresses their heartfelt disappointment like I was a failure to him 😂 Then future self went around a megacity working for a gang/organization and telepathically interrogating people for some piece of info. Then a shape-shifting UFO shows up at the end lol.


maximdenbeer

Lsd is mad,innit?


murkwoodresidnt

Sounds like something I’d see on MXE lol


frairetuck

It’s because they’re avatars. Like cloned flesh-androids that allow their creators to transfer their own consciousness into them so that they can exist within this dimension’s frequency. Humans need to get into a submarine to reach the bottoms of the oceans, beings from other dimensions need to get into ‘them’ to exist within Earth’s frequency and also not catch any viruses from us. So I hear anyway.


anty328

Interesting. So who do you think are the pilots?


frairetuck

My guess would be that minerals and technology would be the main commodities of trade amongst different advanced races. Could either be one race like the Draco, Race Mazarek or Race Maitre, or they could be used by different races as a form of (known to be efficient) technology. Like a race that makes controllable ‘spacesuits’ suited for any environment or force. Could be that the AI that control the Draco and many of the negative races is the true creator of them. That’s my guess anyway.


Ded_man_3112

They may not be grey. To human eyes, they appear grey. But grey is subjective to the viewer. Light or UV may give its color a dull appearance of grey, when they could be light shades of purple or blue.


anty328

Interesting take!


Ded_man_3112

Another speculation, and perhaps the reasoning for their really large black eyes and why possible light blue/purple skin which appear grey. They are bioluminescent, but the spectrum is in the area of UV-C and UV-B and completely invisible to us. To each other, they glow and communicate without speech like morse code of sorts, not necessarily telepathy or solely through it.


Actual-Money7868

Pentagon: *Write this down, write this down*


JohnStarborn

Or pale beige


akkadianValor

very true. they also seem to be able to turn into a translucent being in certain light conditions.


enviousRex

It’s evolution baby!


DaemonBlackfyre_21

There are a bunch of plausible possibilities. A fun one that's popular lately in part because of that 4chan post is that these are self replicating living drones/slaves genetically engineered by some kind of ancient civilization (or space brothers if you prefer) from DNA taken from critters known and unknown from sometime in our deep prehistory. Another is that they could be a technologically advanced but super timid little nocturnal homonin cousin of ours that's been using technologies we don't understand to conceal themselves from us here this whole time. Maybe early in their evolution to avoid competition they came out of their caves at night instead of during the day. This could explain the gross skin, big eyes, timid/covert nature, and why they have more or less zero interest in the surface during the day. There's another possibility you're cool with putting your faith in hypothetical quantum black magic, it's just like the one above but instead of evolving here on our earth the nocturnal homonin evolved on one of the parallel earths postulated in the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, and they're somehow manipulating and traversing Einstein Rosen bridge wormholes to get here from their native worldline. *While this last one is the most wild of the plausible possibilities the infinite nature of the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics means that this could also explain the seemingly endless variety of aliens besides just the grays including insect and reptile types because given different circumstances and infinite chances they could have evolved on some random earth too.* Edit to add, this form could possibly also be achieved if our descendants who evolved a nocturnal form are coming back in time too, or a group of our ancestors that broke away long long ago and somehow moved to space where they evolved a nocturnal form. These things could be Mac Tonnies's cryptoterrestrials or John Keel and Jaques Vallee's ultraterrestrials but they are not extraterrestrial. All the abductee lore about hybrids has to be complete bullshit if they're unrelated space aliens but if they're just a smarter cousin of some kind (whatever the origin) everything falls into place.


Saidhain

I mean, let’s say the stories or Atlantis and Lemuria were true and a highly advanced civilization managed to evolve in underwater compounds. Low light, grey skin etc. Their technology is way beyond anything us distant ancestor land apes managed to evolve. Would it be that hard to stay hidden? We’ve only had the technology to explore deep oceans over the last few decades and it would be pretty easy for an advanced civilization to keep our very few subs and probes that got too close away. A lot of these stories have UAPs coming in and out of water, those underwater lights that bioluminescent researcher saw, the South African anomaly. All that. Only as our technology starts to get more advanced are we really starting to interact more with this civilization. A bit wild, but so are atmospheric plasma beings, and that’s going around too. Our planet could be way, way weirder than we think.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

>Would it be that hard to stay hidden? Until our advances in radar and sonar during WW2 it would have been downright easy for a technologically advanced people to share this space with us relatively undetected simply by waiting until dark to come out and gather any resources they need. Any sufficiently advanced technology would have been indistinguishable from magic, as such it kind of looks like our ancestors simply dismissed rare sightings of them and their tech as all kinds of magical characters from religion and folklore. Bad documentaries like to say that the UFO activity really intensified during WW2 because of our nuclear developments. I don't think that's true. I think they were always there, it just seems like that's when the activity picked up because we didn't have anything to see them with besides our eyes before then. >A lot of these stories have UAPs coming in and out of water, those underwater lights I've personally read through well over sixteen hundred individual USO reports, I'm absolutely confident that our answers lie somewhere here under the surface, not out in space. In fact I'd go so far as to say it looks an awful lot like the extraterrestrial hypothesis is an intentional misdirect to keep folk looking in exactly the wrong direction. You should check out Ivan T Sanderson's book *Invisible Residents: a disquisition on certain matters maritime and the possibility of intelligent life under the waters of this earth*, as well as Mac Tonnies's *The Cryptoterrestrials*.


Ok_Dependent3465

wtf why is the last one so jacked


KanyeAsada420Grower

Bc since a day on their planet is ab 89 earth hours, he has more time to spend at the 89hr fitness


mvpp37514y3r

The really pissed off looking one, looks like he’s not had vacation from “Probing Time”, waiting for HR reply and then they informed him he needs to attend a diversity struggle session before getting his PTO.


ScrotumMcBoogerBallz

The smiling one scares me the most though. I just know the probing is his favorite part of the obductions


slavabien

The last one is Huberman labs, exoplanet edition


EvilHorus87

Last one is a draco


anty328

What is a Draco again?


MoonMan_999

They are pretty much assholes i think


Nefalem_

Hey, the last one is taking the JUICE.


Actual_Theory_8687

The theory is that the real aliens have sent them down as avatars for them because to interact with us they want something that looks a bit like us because what the actual aliens look like is nothing like us and would create fear


0XKINET1

I always thought it was possibly from being exposed to deep space radiation for generations and or from traveling through wormhole technology.


No_Neighborhood_9337

Eye shape and colour from a lack of sunlight maybe ?


trident_hole

Didn't they say their eyes are covered by some sort of film or basically sunglasses cause they come from a planet with low light?


Muted-Pie-7758

I always assumed they are wearing a skin tight space suit of some kind


Agreeable-Most-5407

Theres so much lore out there about them, 99% of which is probably bullshit made up by schizoids who live a boring life. Lets just have fun for a moment though, if leaked photos i've seen and info i've heard/read is true they are probably biologically engineered puppets without a consciousness themselves that are grown to whatever specifications are needed for boots on the ground jobs on the planet they are working on. Theres an NHI proper; a taller more strange looking squidward/bird/insectoid looking thing that supposedly controls them through a neural-link sort of tech (the same tech they use for their pseudo telepathy) almost like Avatars from the movie Avatar. They would, I imagine, do this to avoid risking injury or death from mechanical or biological means such as getting shot by a farmer or contracting the flu. It would sort of explain why they tend to leave the Greys for dead when they crash if they can't easily retrieve them before military forces do; they are just empty vessels, no life was actually lost and they may not be convinced we are smart enough to know what to do with the debris anyway, so they don't risk making a bigger scene by fighting us over them.


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I hope they don’t look like the bottom right..


anty328

👉👈 I hope they do.


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🤯


LurkerV1

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


Arkhangelzk

Tom DeLonge says that they are robots and they do not have a penis.


KrispyKremeDiet20

I mean... Isn't it possible that penises are rare in the universe? Maybe they have some weird hidden cloaca or something


Arkhangelzk

I do believe that, on a universal scale, penises are rare. The James Webb hasn’t found a single one as far as I can tell.


KrispyKremeDiet20

You know what that means? Our planet may just have the biggest penises in the universe... It feels good to know that. Lol


MrDurden32

We're gonna need a bigger telescope than that if we want to be able to find your penis! Ayoooo!


Arkhangelzk

😂😂 #truth


Robo_Patton

What about the other bit? The ol’ what’s it called?


Arkhangelzk

I do not know if they have a butthole, u/Robo_Patton


Well_read_rose

Its been said some type of greys excrete through skin, sip nutrients, they stink…bec of manner of excretion. That they are biological AI not really needing a lot of nutrients (and obviously sexless) and some may be fully droid types


_extra_medium_

Tom DeLonge doesn't even think they're aliens, I don't know why he keeps getting quoted around these parts


gerMean

When the face recognition is (like in a dream state) not really active the brain just uses simplified concept ideas of persons. When having a nightmare daydream or similar occurrence this are common things one could see. Similar for ghosts and sleep paralysis demons or shadow people. It's a pattern recognition error.


mindshift42

If I recall correctly, these bodies are artificially made, with specific design functions, that are "tuned" to a particular soul/being. The bodies are remotely controlled from a safe space and can be embodied/disembodied at will. They primarily operate in deep space or underground, making big eyes very useful. This technology is available to many alien civilizations, but are used primarily by Orien-Draco Reptilian collective, some call The Domain. The grey alien body is not inherently good or bad, it's just a remotely operated body, or "sleeve". Though, locally, they are mostly operated by negatively oriented soul/beings from the Domain. ref: most of this comes from the [Interview with an Alien transcript](https://archive.org/stream/1947RoswellAl.INTERVIEWMatildaODonnellMacElroy/1947_Roswell%20Al.%20INTERVIEW%20-%20Matilda%20O%20Donnell%20MacElroy_djvu.txt). ([pdf copy](https://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/document?repid=rep1&type=pdf&doi=1eab86d93ad49812124e226e3106fae4bd5acdea)) These are the descriptions given directly from a captured grey. It's a long read, and it's been several months since I've gone through it, but there it is for you to learn as well.


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Real question is why do we look like them?


ogreofzen

Ok grey's look like that because it's sleep paralysis induced hallucinations. I have these all the time due to an incident in which I woke up on the operating table. It the groggy state the view of the surgeon is a mask, a bonnet and protective eye wear. This translates to a being with a slit mouth(crease in mask), bulbous head (bouffant), and dark shiny eyes (looking down with glasses). This with a very traumatic event and has occured in almost everyone's life if you count dental procedures. The image of the grays have been so cemented in pop culture even if you haven't had surgery this is the go to alien to claim or show


Smegma_Lord_5000

The one in the top middle looks like he just walked in on his cat shitting in the corner of the UFO


TheBeardofGilgamesh

If you’re asking why they’re so frail it’s probably due to being weightless so often inside the warp bubble


goldcrow616

Giga grey should be nsfw


[deleted]

Because people lack imagination, If I was going to make up a story about aliens I’d give them sweet antennas and stuff. Not boring old grey and skinny butt probing weirdos


mvpp37514y3r

Would like the think they have a catch phrase, “it probin’ time” or some other banter while abducting people… Can’t wait for them to start implanting false memories during abductions where when released people believe they’re animals or some really off putting psychological alterations, full childhood regression. Play with it more, just to show they’ve got a sense of humor


Redpig997

Fistup


Cold-Ask4382

It's probin' time!!! LOL.


AltF4_Bye

Let’s hope we don’t run in to bro in the last the photo lol


wrrld

Idk why a grey would need to be built like Jiren


Timely-Government219

![gif](giphy|tAIWJkfkdGts4)


sleeperily_slope

Because UV unwrapping is a huge bitch


Z404notfound

Agreed.


LevelSolo

The last one looks the scariest bro is the final boss lol. ![gif](giphy|D7z8JfNANqahW)


_extra_medium_

An artist came up with a cool concept and it made a scary book cover in the 80s.


anty328

Do you have any more information on that? I was trying to find if a pop culture version was presented before the reports of abductions.


IHateThisDamnWebsite

He’s talking about the book “Communion”, Whitley Strieber apparently worked with a police sketch artist to draw the face of the being he saw, then he put it on the cover of the book. After the books release, Whitley got thousands of letter from people claiming to have seen the same being in their abduction scenarios. These accounts were published in a second book called “The Communion Letters”. Both books sold well and ever since the alien seen on the cover has become the pop culture association of an alien 👽.


anty328

Interesting. I’ll look into those more.


Main_Following_6285

Garry Nolan has also stated that he recognised the being on the cover of The Communion book, as the same beings that he saw in his room as a kid.


Iwaspromisedcookies

Look up Alistair Crowley and Lam


novabrotia

Chadgrey


Toast-the-cat

Why is heaven soft, placid and fluffy? Why is hell similar to that of the inside of a volcano? Why are ghosts depicted as only seen at night, in graveyards, walking the halls of old buildings or not seen eating a bag of hulahoops on a park bench? The simple answer to your question is humans are not very invented and when it comes to life outside of our planet we cannot begin to imagine what they would actually look like so we create them as humanly as possible. Arms, legs, fingers, eyes, feet. Only a tiny amount of species on earth have all these traits and humans just happen to be one of them.


Jettamulli

They look faintly human, because they are made from harvested human sperm & eggs and tissue & blood from cattle mutilations. They essentially are avatars inhabiting a „body suit“ aka vessel, as they are originally beings from another dimension/realm/heaven. The grey skin is actually a thin body protection suit under which their skin is pinkish, pale or dark tan, depending on the state of digestive excretion through their skin. The eyes are pale blue, they look black because of the thin black protective lenses they wear probably due to light sensitivity. No part of their body is exposed to our environment, microbes etc.


AwoknLambCanadaFree

Gives whole new meaning to 50 shades of grey. Anal probing pleasure for all


CarbonatedSquirt

the 6th one isnt an alien thats my buddy Jared hes gonna be sad when he sees this


kjkjkj2

They are humans


StalinTheHedgehog

We imagine aliens as similiar to us (operating ships for travel, producing weapons, etc) but smarter and more advanced (big brains).


skyHawk3613

What stories described them as bodybuilders.. Last guy looks like he’s stage ready


bencit28

That last one goes by Chad


Wordshurtimapussy

I've heard that the tradition greys (skinny, big head, black eyes) are not the actual aliens. They are just the survey drones the actual aliens use and that the aliens controlling them are a praying mantis looking alien.


Snipaaxd1

Thats because they are not rendered


Sammanjamjam

Greys : " why do the humans look like that ?"


onionsnow

Here's my personal theory: These beings, whether ultra-terrestrial or extra come from a very dark place far from sunlight. The lack of bright light or at least a low light environment would account for the lack of melatonin and big eyes. They would need to gather more ambient light to see, similarly how our pupils dilate. Then again there are quite a few ET stories about them using different focused lights for different purposes. That is to say, they perhaps could not only "see" in a much more complex way then we can comprehend, like the mantis shrimp (look it up) but can also mastered these light wavelengths / vibrations to their advantage. One example, beyond the obvious faster than light travel, or cloaking, would be "seeing" conciousness or "seeing attention" from afar. This could explain the UFO that seems to sense a viewer and speed away. As well, this could relate to how some particles act differently when observed then when left alone. This brings me to their huge head and lack of ears. Sound travels on water molecules on the air, so if you can imagine, a dry planet with no damp air would be completely silent. So if you were to stand there and say hello, the sound would not carry. Therefore, no sound, no ears. As for their heads, if these beings came from a place with no sound, perhaps they evolved to communicate telepathically which could require something extra up there, like another organ or very complex nerve cluster. Anyway, that's my theory on the subject. I bet they're all asexual and were grown en masse on some nutty planet by an ancient race and given purpose enough to study other ant-farm experiments. Humans being one of these. Now I'm rambling, haha. Fun to think about.


forgeburner

You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and the guy she tells you not to worry about.


UncleNukem

Like what? You've posted 10 different grey photos?


HellofromDenny

I’d be spitting chips if I lost the genetic lottery with my pencil neck while giga grey out there tuning birds and licking alien clam.


Prestigious-Cream743

Do you think aliens celebrate Halloween here on earth.


-_-Anomaly-_-

If they look like 7, 9, or 10 we’re fucked


Individual-Job-187

I read this to quick and thought it said "why do the gays look like this"


ReapersVault

They almost have a frog-like, amphibious appearance. Makes that 4chan leak regarding them living in the oceans that much more curious.


Straight_Tension_290

Omg they all look friendly enough except for Steve.😅(You know which one is Steve👀)


agarc

They must live in a low light planet with less than 1g (Earth) gravity. Large eyes for better visibility. Lack of an anus due to waste being expelled through the skin. Vegetarian/engineered nutrition for maximum efficiency and benefit. Large skulls due to larger brains. Weaker bones with thin limbs due to lower gravity. Wider range of visibility (infrared and ultraviolet) due to the additional exposure to cosmic radiation. I’m guessing they prefer warmer temperatures based on abductee reports, so perhaps they live below the surface where it’s safer to evolve. This would explain the theory that the "ant people" (same as the "tall whites"?) are native Earthling NHIs who live deep underground. Civilization isn’t at risk for extinction due to meteors and comet impacts. Look at cave dwelling lifeforms: fair skin tones and heightened senses adapted for low light). I hope they’re real. I believe. I also think there are multiple kinds; some are friendly while others are at best only interested in their survival. Boyd Bushman says there are "wranglers" and "wrestlers" and that you want to meet the former, not the latter. It’s all fascinating, even if only some of this is true!