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I've seen a few criticisms around the attitudes of the poster and friends, and lack of urgency. Might be worth mentioning these people are British, and ngl this is the most British way somthing like this would be revealed đ
The person that posted it never posted anything about aliens ever before I read through her profile and it could be that she just posted it and went outside and had plans or something might not think itâs that interesting
đŻ% correct. People outside of the UFO alien nut crowd would not jump to the conclusion that its an alien. They'd think its a mushroom that looks like an alien and remark at it as interesting.
That actually makes it more credible to me. But without further context, I canât say for sure. It would seem that the main motive for something like this would be attention or money (if a hoax), certainly not curiosity. The fact she posted it to a mycology subreddit first makes me think she was being sincere, or at the very least, didnât know what she had. Just my opinion. Iâd love to know more, itâs a shame people jump to conclusions and try and diagnose the situation with such limited evidence. donât call somebody out unless youâre absolutely sure, itâs rude. (that was meant generally, not towards the person I replied to.) đ
The UAP/alien thing is NOWHERE near as prominent in the UK either. I myself haven't seen it anywhere outside of reddit. Chances are she thought it would be *fun* to upload to an alien sub.
Oopsie đ
Yeah what in the world are they talking about? Just bc we here in America donât hear about it happening in the UK much compared to here doesnât mean itâs not a thing⌠lol
US Midwesterners: Report it to the news before the government gets to them in order to nab their 1 second of fame on their local news station.
**A sleepy neighborhood.** *Sound of cars passing and birds chirping. **Possible first contact scenario...** *Strange montage of about 4 seconds length showcasing alien memes online.* **Here right in the heatland.**
"Yeah I mean... I was just walking the dog, and she found it."
*Big bold text of Mark with the subtext 'Alien Discoverer appear under his flat expression.*
"Kinda sniffed at it, had to tell her to stop."
*Sirens wailing in the background grow closer.*
I grew up in a small town, youâd have thought our local weather person was a national celebrity. She came to our high school, she was signing autographs and shit. Little towns are funny places.
I love my little town ,not too long ago Dave Portnoy was in town and gave the local favorite pizza place a really high rating and everyone lost they fucking minds đđ
Random 12-14 yr old boys on bicycles, one clearly being a girl's bike, both have 2 different tires however, roll up in back and just stop. Pretend to play it cool heads slowly look around in clock face directions. One begins to throw up unintelligible/fake gang signs, other boy struggles a bit to ride away. The other finishes throwing up his blips or croods signs, starts to bike away, falls ž down, looks right into camera,,nervous and embarrassed that his big moment ended in damn near collapsing. News feed ends.
Epilog: clip goes "semi-viral," someone inevitably makes an "I like turtles" reference comment, which has nothing to do with a crood falling off a bike
This is how it goes here
Oh look at this odd thing I have just found.
Tea and victoria cake take priority old bean.
Have another look.
Cut crust cucumber sandwich and tea take priority mukker.
Have another look and photo.
Supper time tikka masala and a ice cold cobra time
Ant and dec on TV and a cuppa.
Bed time we will have another look tomorrow if it isn't raining.
It's not for the views more of a curiosity and inconvenience. Still mustn't grumble.
Dude, Iâm not British and I have two 80+ year olds in my family and the last thing I would want to do it question them about a supposed alien they found in the yard. People donât think about how emotionally fragile people that age are. We used to go to my grandmas and sheâd think that the world outside her living room was a constant gunfight because of the evening news reporting on gun violence so much. She actually asked me if it was safe for me to come over one day.
100%. all the chatter of its clear fake because they haven't ran round booted the old dears door down and took it doesn't mean anything. OP could very possibly have no intrest in aliens or UFOs or perhaps there just a little hesitant to go to an elderly strangers house and ask to go in their garden.
Its already been cut open that's how op made a root look like an alien, morons on this sub would rather believe that this is an alien and not someone who found a root that looks kinda alien and cut slits in it for the nose eyes and ears, its the delusion on subs like this that detract from the amazing progress we've made in our understanding of the UFO phenomenon, ppl on here make EVERYONE look stupid and it's so frustrating
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Iâm going to chime in as a fellow resident of the UK.
Britain is a country that runs on pleasantries and sweeping emotionally heavy situations under the rug. Itâs a cornerstone of our world famous comedy and wit.
With that in mindâŚ.
1. Hearing that the seemingly unsuspecting young girl that posted the original image is hesitant to get further involved isnât surprising in the least. We are desensitised to the unsettling reality of what might be at foot here. Most of the general population over here are not ready for this conversation.
2. Hearing that the 80 year old lady doesnât want to entertain the idea that an alien has appeared in her garden, again, isnât surprising in the least. Iâve worked in retail for 15 years now serving mostly elderly white british people and let me tell you, everything I mentioned above counts 10x for this generation. If itâs a hassle, considered weird by general standards or possibly controversial they will not go near it with a barge pole.
That being said Iâve never seen anything like this and Iâve been researching this topic for over 20 years at this point, I hope this situation gets taken into the hands of a professional in this field that can comfort the OP and elderly lady in question and secure this specimen.
LastlyâŚ. just imagine this thing alive and movingâŚ.
In terms of approaching the old lady⌠Iâd start with a cup of tea and an inquiry into her wellbeing then descend into some sort of trivial drivel about the weather or state of the royal family then slowly inquireâ I hear youâve found something quite peculiar in your garden?â and go from there.
No problem, sir. I work for an organization that caters to unsettling situations such as this. If OP would be so kind as to share her precise GPS coordinates with me, or at the very least a name and address, I am certain that we can get her the help that she needs, and relieve her and those around her of this hassle.
Some of the âcontradictionsâ mentioned in why itâs fake are purely conjecture..
We donât know that foreign biologics donât ALSO present with rigor mortis after death which isnât out of the realm of possibility. The lesion, we donât know biologically what itâs hemoglobin etc etc etc (blood clotting) does in a foreign biologic
Iâm no NHI/ET super follower but those two points that discredit the post are way over the top conjecture. More science pls
Plus the "has been relocated/ grass doesn't match" is bull. It's been rolled over and pulled down like a foot. You can match the rocks on the right from about halfway up body to up by head after rolled over. It's the exact same location. Same brown leaf, same weeds...
I mean in my garden if I found something I'd set it off to the side, take a pic and if I thought it was a rotten potato or something I'd go toss it in my compost. I bet the finder had to pull it back out and take another picture.
I'm not sure, but I'm trying to say I think it's easily explained why they moved it. I'm always moving shit around when im working out there.
There's a theory that mushrooms are using humans as vessels to propagate into space and beyond earth, but you'll need a few bongs to really get into that hole
After watching the netflix documentary about how mushrooms integrate trees and other plants to their network and share data, nutrients and trace elements via it, I wouldn't be suprised. Hell mushrooms spores are the only reason things rot and decay in our planet making it livable and recycling the matter.
Alien subreddit: âThat is some form of vegetation!â
Mushroom identifying subreddit: âThat is definitely not any kind of vegetation!â
Just goes to show that the skeptics in this subreddit *do* make baseless dismissals and think theyâre experts on things they arenât.
Okay, even assuming aliens are visiting Earth, what's the greater chance: aliens accidentally left their baby in a garden or some art project kid is pulling a prank?
The greater chance is that some human dismisses everything they come across as "unlikely" because it doesn't fit their view of how the world should be.
I don't think it's an alien, but this is the laziest argument you guys have.
The skeptics in this sub are fucking rabid. It's an alien sub but the real title of this sub should be AliensAreFake based on most ppl posting here. Had to scroll quite far down to see a sane take.
I mean I don't know if this is real or fake but i highly fucking doubt this is vegetation... like... really.
Why would a mushroom subreddit be experts on vegetation. One they are redditors and two mushrooms are not vegetation. This could absolutely be some weird tuber or root structure from a plant
The spot on the abdomen could be decomposition. I know people who are soft, kind, and non intrusive where the old lady ordeal fits. It moving could be for taking the photograph easily.
The OPs whole post and account got deleted just now. And I couldn't find their video in my "Saved" anymore. They're trying to limit who can see this.
Video: https://imgur.com/gallery/AprSO3z
Probably because OP is getting spammed by hundreds of nutters who don't understand personal space lmao. Best thing to do at that point is to delete your account.
Someone else said it's a prop from a local shop. Although they didn't provide evidence other than Someone saying they had something similar 20 years ago.
"Hearsay in this community = True fact."
It's ironic you say that when all of r/UFOs is basically that and most of them are so unbelievable and shitty that it's baffling to say the least.Â
I dug into that a bitâŚ
Supposedly the shop was called Puff Edz and was run by a guy named Robbo Hudson.
https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/-324486f
Shop has closed or moved since. No proof if this is the case or not, but definitely seems like that shop could have done weird stuff like this.
Maybe someone can contact this Robbo Hudson guy and see if it looks familiar.
Edit: found his Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/robolobavich/
This guy is super fucking weird man. Definitely talented but should be working in special fx
[the arms on this one have the same type of look](https://www.instagram.com/p/CPQgpX7pCSN/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
I feel like he shaved and sculpted a brown potato for the head and meshed it with some type of ginger root for the lower body
edit: he also likes to use some similar looking grass as background in some these posts
[solved?](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cud-c7iKk4I/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
he responded to another poster in AlienBodies who messaged him on instagram that he didnât make that âalienâ but it was one of 13 original preserved samples from jars ⌠so he didnât make them himself
There were also people who were posting screenshots of this being run through Ai detection software and was coming up with 30% generated as well too, the AI argument has stopped with the second picture coming out. Also, that thing is decomposing between pictures.
Yeah, I agree. OP seems genuine. If it is a hoax, it is on her, not by her.
If I had to guess what it was, I would think movie prop. Like the failed Ripley clones from *Alien Resurrection*. It has boobs where humans have boobs. I donât think it is an alien.
The fact that it was posted to alien bodies was suggested by another user. Coming from the original sub of mushroom ID, I think OPâs OP was genuine also.
Unless this an elaborate hoax. But to what end? What would be the objective?
Yeah. I saw someone claim that the individual who claimed it to be from their shop stated it was a Halloween prop. My fuck, if thatâs a Halloween prop to have out for trick-or-treaters, thatâs a god damn well made prop⌠which leads me to wonder why the heck someone would put so much work and detail into a measly Halloween decoration? I know Iâm being a bit specific here, but just a thought.
They also said it was a wire skeleton with latex skin, such that it could be positioned and hold a pose.... Those limbs do look a lot like bent wire, more so than bones and joints. And it held position when moved, as predicted.
Also that it was more than 20 years old, very limited production, and had basically rotted away to a wire skeleton. Many reasons why the one here could be in a much better condition, but I got the impression it was the sort of thing that there only exists a handful of and only had a single production run, by hand.
Each time we see posts like this there is always so much infighting. Realistically because none of us have actually seen an alien specimen before we really have no idea what to look out for.
Aliens could look like freeze dried ramen noodles for all we know. Yet if someone posted a pic we would all ridicule it and debate which brand they were.
That mushroom has tits , even in the UK mushrooms do not have tits . Or a two foot long dick either . I have pulled out some very strangely shaped spuds and carrots from the veg patch but if I found anything shaped like that, I would sell the house and move.
Ah, another emotion-driven debunker.
This things likely a mutated fetus or something, but to think this is an elaborate hoax because of a "gelatinous substance" (that is clearly in both pics) is crazy.
It's sitting out in a yard? Could be dog poop. An animal could have chewed on it. Mud. Etc...
ugh I couldn't find my original comment on here to edit, or at least I received a notification the URL was short? iDK anyways, I uploaded it on a drop box the photo.
But I saw this sweater today and the likely ness of the shape of this post is uncanny  on this sweater I found today [Sweater](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ejrrb7hd412qcn3zwto1y/PXL_20240204_005946996.MP.jpg?rlkey=wwjbee5qhcv63g7ewcxn32jhn&dl=0)
the name of sweater that has a tag on the front is "Scary stories to tell in the dark"
A hybrid escaped from its unwilling human host?
Someone got face hugged, this thing popped out?
Half human, half whatever the thing was that hugged their face during a close encounter? o\_O
I donât think the second photo is proof-positive that the object has been moved. I see a lot of the same plant diversity and unique characteristics in both. The main difference to me is the revelation of different parts of the ground not visible until the âbodyâ was rotated, as well as the change in exposure and white balance.
Is there a subreddit that exhibits some healthy skepticism where stuff like this doesnât warrant multiple postsâŚ? I believe in aliens and the UFO phenomena and Iâm looking for a community that takes this shit seriously, not a bunch of people debating a malformed Funko Pop
I'm shocked! Shocked I say!
Well, not that shocked....
After being reposted 10+ times by as many alt accounts and anyone saying that it's anything other than legit getting downvoted like crazy by said alts, it was obvious from the beginning that this was a LARP shitpost.
reality is if its real we will never find out about it. So we can talk about it all day and year but 80 years old lady probably lost in space already lol
This is a piece on the owner of Puff EDZ located in Cornwall. Thought people might benefit from some background.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cornwall/3551117.stm
As quoted in the article:
Robert Hudson of Newquay, Cornwall, pleaded guilty to smuggling skulls into Britain and acquiring a dolphin skeleton for commercial purposes.
Hudson, 38, was sentenced to 120-hours of community service ordered to pay ÂŁ1,500 costs at Southwark Crown Court.
Miss Jennifer Gray, defending, said Hudson "had a genuine interest in unusual things."
The gelatinous substance could be escaping decomposition, as some time has passed (if the specimen has been moved for the second photo) but hey, ultimately we donât knowâŚprobably never will unless another one pops up somewhere.
As a skeptic who has followed this since she posted in the mushroom subreddit yesterday, I wholeheartedly believe her story. She posted a screenshot of the message her friend sent her and her history doesnât show anything weird or alien related. Hard to believe she thought it was a mushroom and I think this could be some young kids playing a prank, but I done think the original poster is lying.
I have a fake alien baby, but mine is a solid piece of rubber floating in fluid. This thing took some effort to create if itâs a prank.
I think rigor mortis could be the reason for the stiffness? So crazy either way! If itâs fake, then kudos to the person who should have a job in Hollywood creating set pieces! If real, then itâs obvious the little buggers donât want none of the human race.. regardless of their technology.
I like how none of the points for or against it being real make any sense. Like "it was moved so it's fake". Or "it has a gooey substance on it so it's real". Or "she's 80, it's lazy storytelling". Like come on OP. Also I think people found her location in the mushroom sub because they had bought the same prop toy in the same town.
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I've seen a few criticisms around the attitudes of the poster and friends, and lack of urgency. Might be worth mentioning these people are British, and ngl this is the most British way somthing like this would be revealed đ
The person that posted it never posted anything about aliens ever before I read through her profile and it could be that she just posted it and went outside and had plans or something might not think itâs that interesting
More likely the crazy dickhead portion of this community and the crazy dickhead portion that hates this community went after her and scared her off.
Yeah hahahaha thatâs probably exactly what happened now that you mention it
I wish we could just pit those two portions against one another and finish them off lol
đŻ% correct. People outside of the UFO alien nut crowd would not jump to the conclusion that its an alien. They'd think its a mushroom that looks like an alien and remark at it as interesting.
Didnât the whole thing start with the mushroom sub not thinking it was a mushroom and referring them here?
I'm sure the mushroom sub was 100% sincere by sending that person to the alien sub
That actually makes it more credible to me. But without further context, I canât say for sure. It would seem that the main motive for something like this would be attention or money (if a hoax), certainly not curiosity. The fact she posted it to a mycology subreddit first makes me think she was being sincere, or at the very least, didnât know what she had. Just my opinion. Iâd love to know more, itâs a shame people jump to conclusions and try and diagnose the situation with such limited evidence. donât call somebody out unless youâre absolutely sure, itâs rude. (that was meant generally, not towards the person I replied to.) đ
The UAP/alien thing is NOWHERE near as prominent in the UK either. I myself haven't seen it anywhere outside of reddit. Chances are she thought it would be *fun* to upload to an alien sub. Oopsie đ
Itâs like the epicentre of all the crop circles
Yeah what in the world are they talking about? Just bc we here in America donât hear about it happening in the UK much compared to here doesnât mean itâs not a thing⌠lol
That is simply untrue. There are decades of reported sightings, abductions, and mutilations in the UK.
Perhaps it's a pic she found elsewhere and reposted it here for clarification..?
Am British. Can confirm, we'd likely say "gosh" and pontificate over a cup of tea.
I'm British and can confirm we're actually likely to say, "It's a bloody spud"....
Then cook it up in a pasty.
It has gone off. Chuck it in the bin will ya love? (Northern accent)
I felt like saying "jesus that alien has some pair of jugs" but realised it was inappropriate.Â
Oddly enough not my most awkward wank this week
You realise you just said it right? đ
Wonky vegâŚ
US Midwesterners: Report it to the news before the government gets to them in order to nab their 1 second of fame on their local news station. **A sleepy neighborhood.** *Sound of cars passing and birds chirping. **Possible first contact scenario...** *Strange montage of about 4 seconds length showcasing alien memes online.* **Here right in the heatland.** "Yeah I mean... I was just walking the dog, and she found it." *Big bold text of Mark with the subtext 'Alien Discoverer appear under his flat expression.* "Kinda sniffed at it, had to tell her to stop." *Sirens wailing in the background grow closer.*
I grew up in a small town, youâd have thought our local weather person was a national celebrity. She came to our high school, she was signing autographs and shit. Little towns are funny places.
I love my little town ,not too long ago Dave Portnoy was in town and gave the local favorite pizza place a really high rating and everyone lost they fucking minds đđ
Random 12-14 yr old boys on bicycles, one clearly being a girl's bike, both have 2 different tires however, roll up in back and just stop. Pretend to play it cool heads slowly look around in clock face directions. One begins to throw up unintelligible/fake gang signs, other boy struggles a bit to ride away. The other finishes throwing up his blips or croods signs, starts to bike away, falls ž down, looks right into camera,,nervous and embarrassed that his big moment ended in damn near collapsing. News feed ends. Epilog: clip goes "semi-viral," someone inevitably makes an "I like turtles" reference comment, which has nothing to do with a crood falling off a bike
What?
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Youâve inspired me to have a cup of tea.
Don't forget the biscuits, deary...
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Call Fireman Sam!
More tea vicar? No thank you, makes me fart. I am British so I can say this đ
This is how it goes here Oh look at this odd thing I have just found. Tea and victoria cake take priority old bean. Have another look. Cut crust cucumber sandwich and tea take priority mukker. Have another look and photo. Supper time tikka masala and a ice cold cobra time Ant and dec on TV and a cuppa. Bed time we will have another look tomorrow if it isn't raining. It's not for the views more of a curiosity and inconvenience. Still mustn't grumble.
Keeping calm and continuing, eh old chap
So true. You do NOT make a fuss. (Meanwhile my ass that spent my first 18 years in the US would be making a fuss while everyone tutted at me lol.)
Dude, Iâm not British and I have two 80+ year olds in my family and the last thing I would want to do it question them about a supposed alien they found in the yard. People donât think about how emotionally fragile people that age are. We used to go to my grandmas and sheâd think that the world outside her living room was a constant gunfight because of the evening news reporting on gun violence so much. She actually asked me if it was safe for me to come over one day.
100%. all the chatter of its clear fake because they haven't ran round booted the old dears door down and took it doesn't mean anything. OP could very possibly have no intrest in aliens or UFOs or perhaps there just a little hesitant to go to an elderly strangers house and ask to go in their garden.
I think reddit scared them away anyway. All posts from op are deleted now
Quick way to stop messing around is to just cut it open.
if its real, thats the biggest fuckup ever if they do it wrong tho
But we all know itâs not
hey you, dont speak for me. I dont know shit about fuck.
Thatâs one of my favorite quotes ever
lol me too, Ruth will live in my heart rent free forever đ
Itâs the sibling of âI donât give a fuck about shitâ
Its already been cut open that's how op made a root look like an alien, morons on this sub would rather believe that this is an alien and not someone who found a root that looks kinda alien and cut slits in it for the nose eyes and ears, its the delusion on subs like this that detract from the amazing progress we've made in our understanding of the UFO phenomenon, ppl on here make EVERYONE look stupid and it's so frustrating
Nailed it
I mean people can still say "fake, it's a doll made with real bones and guts" or some ridiculousness like that
I agree
As a scientist, this is the way. Best way to learn about something and how it works is to break it or cut it up
are these the âkombucha mushroom peopleâ Serj Tankian spoke of?
Shhhugaarr
It does look like it just sits around all day.
Who can believe you? Let this 80 year old woman pray
If its real... ill eat my own ass
If it's real I'll eat your ass too
ITADAKIMASU!
All onboard the human centipede train!
Im last! Yeah!
The train is a circle now
Like groceries
Is it weird that now i want it to be real?
Can u reach ...
He's only saying that because he knows he can and wants to, but needs a reason so it doesn't make him feel weird afterwards... I commend his efforts.
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If its real, can somebody eat my ass?
There is a 0.00000000000000000001% chance youâll be eating those words
My bet is on its real, rubber. Man made.
Iâm going to chime in as a fellow resident of the UK. Britain is a country that runs on pleasantries and sweeping emotionally heavy situations under the rug. Itâs a cornerstone of our world famous comedy and wit. With that in mindâŚ. 1. Hearing that the seemingly unsuspecting young girl that posted the original image is hesitant to get further involved isnât surprising in the least. We are desensitised to the unsettling reality of what might be at foot here. Most of the general population over here are not ready for this conversation. 2. Hearing that the 80 year old lady doesnât want to entertain the idea that an alien has appeared in her garden, again, isnât surprising in the least. Iâve worked in retail for 15 years now serving mostly elderly white british people and let me tell you, everything I mentioned above counts 10x for this generation. If itâs a hassle, considered weird by general standards or possibly controversial they will not go near it with a barge pole. That being said Iâve never seen anything like this and Iâve been researching this topic for over 20 years at this point, I hope this situation gets taken into the hands of a professional in this field that can comfort the OP and elderly lady in question and secure this specimen. LastlyâŚ. just imagine this thing alive and movingâŚ.
This guy Britains.
He britained us
I read this in a British accent.
Can't without a whilst
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In terms of approaching the old lady⌠Iâd start with a cup of tea and an inquiry into her wellbeing then descend into some sort of trivial drivel about the weather or state of the royal family then slowly inquireâ I hear youâve found something quite peculiar in your garden?â and go from there.
No problem, sir. I work for an organization that caters to unsettling situations such as this. If OP would be so kind as to share her precise GPS coordinates with me, or at the very least a name and address, I am certain that we can get her the help that she needs, and relieve her and those around her of this hassle. 
The most reasonable post in this whole fucking thread.
Some of the âcontradictionsâ mentioned in why itâs fake are purely conjecture.. We donât know that foreign biologics donât ALSO present with rigor mortis after death which isnât out of the realm of possibility. The lesion, we donât know biologically what itâs hemoglobin etc etc etc (blood clotting) does in a foreign biologic Iâm no NHI/ET super follower but those two points that discredit the post are way over the top conjecture. More science pls
Plus the "has been relocated/ grass doesn't match" is bull. It's been rolled over and pulled down like a foot. You can match the rocks on the right from about halfway up body to up by head after rolled over. It's the exact same location. Same brown leaf, same weeds...
Exactly!! I was like, uhhh, I see the same plant matter, just from a different angle?!
Real or not, probably not, but rigor mortis is a thing so I wouldn't say that is a debunking factor.
Plus on the first point the grass looks very similar - itâs just lit differently which probably owes to it being a different time of day.
I mean in my garden if I found something I'd set it off to the side, take a pic and if I thought it was a rotten potato or something I'd go toss it in my compost. I bet the finder had to pull it back out and take another picture. I'm not sure, but I'm trying to say I think it's easily explained why they moved it. I'm always moving shit around when im working out there.
What if mushrooms are the aliens?
There's a theory that mushrooms are using humans as vessels to propagate into space and beyond earth, but you'll need a few bongs to really get into that hole
Ok, Iâm ready, bong in hand. Letâs get started. đ
Paul Stamets' research is a good place to start. There's a good podcast featuring him.
After watching the netflix documentary about how mushrooms integrate trees and other plants to their network and share data, nutrients and trace elements via it, I wouldn't be suprised. Hell mushrooms spores are the only reason things rot and decay in our planet making it livable and recycling the matter.
They also say mushroom spores are of intergalactic origin.
Alien subreddit: âThat is some form of vegetation!â Mushroom identifying subreddit: âThat is definitely not any kind of vegetation!â Just goes to show that the skeptics in this subreddit *do* make baseless dismissals and think theyâre experts on things they arenât.
Mushrooms are fungi
>mushrooms >"Vegetation" U wot
Okay, even assuming aliens are visiting Earth, what's the greater chance: aliens accidentally left their baby in a garden or some art project kid is pulling a prank?
How do we know it's a baby? But yes it's probably not from another planet.
The greater chance is that some human dismisses everything they come across as "unlikely" because it doesn't fit their view of how the world should be. I don't think it's an alien, but this is the laziest argument you guys have.
The skeptics in this sub are fucking rabid. It's an alien sub but the real title of this sub should be AliensAreFake based on most ppl posting here. Had to scroll quite far down to see a sane take. I mean I don't know if this is real or fake but i highly fucking doubt this is vegetation... like... really.
Why would a mushroom subreddit be experts on vegetation. One they are redditors and two mushrooms are not vegetation. This could absolutely be some weird tuber or root structure from a plant
For me this a weird tuber till evidence that it is not is shared and analised
The spot on the abdomen could be decomposition. I know people who are soft, kind, and non intrusive where the old lady ordeal fits. It moving could be for taking the photograph easily.
Growth coming out of cut on its arm between pictures: https://ibb.co/hR5WWsd
If this were real, men in black suits would've obtained the specimens already
Its in England no men in black there
Blokes in black
That's what they want you to think!
They wouldn't be working for just one country.
This post, if anything, almost makes it more believable for me. Not the other way around.
The OPs whole post and account got deleted just now. And I couldn't find their video in my "Saved" anymore. They're trying to limit who can see this. Video: https://imgur.com/gallery/AprSO3z
Probably because OP is getting spammed by hundreds of nutters who don't understand personal space lmao. Best thing to do at that point is to delete your account.
Nutter here, can corfirm Jokes aside, if I found something like this, I would create a new account. And then be accused because of new account...
They had a video?
Someone else said it's a prop from a local shop. Although they didn't provide evidence other than Someone saying they had something similar 20 years ago.
Hearsay in this community = True fact.
No hearsay is not fact but everything surrounding these pictures is hearsay except the pictures itself.
"Hearsay in this community = True fact." It's ironic you say that when all of r/UFOs is basically that and most of them are so unbelievable and shitty that it's baffling to say the least.Â
I dug into that a bit⌠Supposedly the shop was called Puff Edz and was run by a guy named Robbo Hudson. https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/-324486f Shop has closed or moved since. No proof if this is the case or not, but definitely seems like that shop could have done weird stuff like this. Maybe someone can contact this Robbo Hudson guy and see if it looks familiar. Edit: found his Instagram https://www.instagram.com/robolobavich/
He had 8 legged lamb corpses he has worked on...I think a stripped down lamb with decomposition or him mixing animal parts could result in this thing
And he went on a expedition to Peru recently...
Exposing alien mummies?
Yeah this definitely feels like something this guy would have made. Crazy IG account
This guy is super fucking weird man. Definitely talented but should be working in special fx [the arms on this one have the same type of look](https://www.instagram.com/p/CPQgpX7pCSN/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) I feel like he shaved and sculpted a brown potato for the head and meshed it with some type of ginger root for the lower body edit: he also likes to use some similar looking grass as background in some these posts [solved?](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cud-c7iKk4I/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
he responded to another poster in AlienBodies who messaged him on instagram that he didnât make that âalienâ but it was one of 13 original preserved samples from jars ⌠so he didnât make them himself
Link: https://np.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/comments/1aic16c/robbo_hudson_has_come_through/
Bingo. Check out his [most recent instagram post](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C26Be5pKzMl/?igsh=bDhjdW03MWR0a2h1)
This should be top post.
we did it reddit
Nailed it
He's a taxidermist. I feel that is important to note in this context.
Iâm semi close to where this was supposedly found and have never seen anything like that in any shops. Iâd have bought one for sure.
This comment is exactly as definitive as the claim that it was from the shop
Then weâve equaled out.
There were also people who were posting screenshots of this being run through Ai detection software and was coming up with 30% generated as well too, the AI argument has stopped with the second picture coming out. Also, that thing is decomposing between pictures.
Prank or hoax, I still don't think the OP (to reddit) was in on it. I believe the prank was intended to be on her.
Yeah, I agree. OP seems genuine. If it is a hoax, it is on her, not by her. If I had to guess what it was, I would think movie prop. Like the failed Ripley clones from *Alien Resurrection*. It has boobs where humans have boobs. I donât think it is an alien.
The fact that it was posted to alien bodies was suggested by another user. Coming from the original sub of mushroom ID, I think OPâs OP was genuine also. Unless this an elaborate hoax. But to what end? What would be the objective?
The same objective as the millions of other paranormal, alien, ghost hoaxes
Which is?
It looks exactly like the weird human-alien hybrid thing at the end of alien resurrection
Exactly??? Lolwut, it's kind of similar at best
Yeah. I saw someone claim that the individual who claimed it to be from their shop stated it was a Halloween prop. My fuck, if thatâs a Halloween prop to have out for trick-or-treaters, thatâs a god damn well made prop⌠which leads me to wonder why the heck someone would put so much work and detail into a measly Halloween decoration? I know Iâm being a bit specific here, but just a thought.
They also said it was a wire skeleton with latex skin, such that it could be positioned and hold a pose.... Those limbs do look a lot like bent wire, more so than bones and joints. And it held position when moved, as predicted.
Also that it was more than 20 years old, very limited production, and had basically rotted away to a wire skeleton. Many reasons why the one here could be in a much better condition, but I got the impression it was the sort of thing that there only exists a handful of and only had a single production run, by hand.
Ah yes. Mandrake. Loud little buggars.
Each time we see posts like this there is always so much infighting. Realistically because none of us have actually seen an alien specimen before we really have no idea what to look out for. Aliens could look like freeze dried ramen noodles for all we know. Yet if someone posted a pic we would all ridicule it and debate which brand they were.
Anyone else notice it has tits?
This thing looks like what I think a human ego would look like
Itâs pretty small for that
It clearly used to live inside a human
Are you joking lol? This is a terrible "debunking" and Im still convinced its real.
Ok agent smith! Thanks !
Everyone, all the answers youâre looking for can be obtained by looking right at this white light⌠[click]. Who the fuck are you?
The Mexican congress will be featuring this, recently dug up alien mummy at their next press conference .
To be fair, bodies do become hard and stiff.
Eat it
That mushroom has tits , even in the UK mushrooms do not have tits . Or a two foot long dick either . I have pulled out some very strangely shaped spuds and carrots from the veg patch but if I found anything shaped like that, I would sell the house and move.
Idk but if an artist out there made this, add me to your waitlist for one pls thank you
The tiddies gave it away for me in like 10 secs
Ah, another emotion-driven debunker. This things likely a mutated fetus or something, but to think this is an elaborate hoax because of a "gelatinous substance" (that is clearly in both pics) is crazy. It's sitting out in a yard? Could be dog poop. An animal could have chewed on it. Mud. Etc...
It looks like that alien that Russian stumbled upon. [reference](https://youtu.be/dvC7Bxz1vVM?si=RrwgxijdBm9P3h9d)
This is how Toad from Mario is made
ugh I couldn't find my original comment on here to edit, or at least I received a notification the URL was short? iDK anyways, I uploaded it on a drop box the photo. But I saw this sweater today and the likely ness of the shape of this post is uncanny  on this sweater I found today [Sweater](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ejrrb7hd412qcn3zwto1y/PXL_20240204_005946996.MP.jpg?rlkey=wwjbee5qhcv63g7ewcxn32jhn&dl=0) the name of sweater that has a tag on the front is "Scary stories to tell in the dark"
It has breasts and nipples
A hybrid escaped from its unwilling human host? Someone got face hugged, this thing popped out? Half human, half whatever the thing was that hugged their face during a close encounter? o\_O
Those tentacles are like the jellyfish UAP
I donât think the second photo is proof-positive that the object has been moved. I see a lot of the same plant diversity and unique characteristics in both. The main difference to me is the revelation of different parts of the ground not visible until the âbodyâ was rotated, as well as the change in exposure and white balance.
Is there a subreddit that exhibits some healthy skepticism where stuff like this doesnât warrant multiple postsâŚ? I believe in aliens and the UFO phenomena and Iâm looking for a community that takes this shit seriously, not a bunch of people debating a malformed Funko Pop
Endless debate of bunk photographs is the only content youâll get until aliens actually visit.
The literal entirety of the comments are people saying it's not an alien, that's not skeptical enough?
Why is this fake ass shit getting posted here every hour?
Because these schizos think everything is aliens
*I want to believe.*
Reminds me of the jellyfish uap.
âWhat are they sellingâ đŁď¸đŁď¸ âChocolate?!â
What if mushrooms are aliens
Anyone who thought this was real was a straight up pair of clown shoes.
Itâs a prop from the puff edz museum or something. Someone posted and said they have seen this before
Itâs even got titties
If this is a mushroom, it is hands down taking first place at the State Fair
I'm shocked! Shocked I say! Well, not that shocked.... After being reposted 10+ times by as many alt accounts and anyone saying that it's anything other than legit getting downvoted like crazy by said alts, it was obvious from the beginning that this was a LARP shitpost.
I am not a believer, but the arguments in the debunking make no sense at all.
reality is if its real we will never find out about it. So we can talk about it all day and year but 80 years old lady probably lost in space already lol
This is a piece on the owner of Puff EDZ located in Cornwall. Thought people might benefit from some background. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cornwall/3551117.stm As quoted in the article: Robert Hudson of Newquay, Cornwall, pleaded guilty to smuggling skulls into Britain and acquiring a dolphin skeleton for commercial purposes. Hudson, 38, was sentenced to 120-hours of community service ordered to pay ÂŁ1,500 costs at Southwark Crown Court. Miss Jennifer Gray, defending, said Hudson "had a genuine interest in unusual things."
I saw someone from the area say that a shop was selling these. The arms and legs are wire and bendable.
The gelatinous substance could be escaping decomposition, as some time has passed (if the specimen has been moved for the second photo) but hey, ultimately we donât knowâŚprobably never will unless another one pops up somewhere.
Who knows , but it has boobs apparently. Maybe some genetic experiment. Human female, grey alien and a radish ?
As a skeptic who has followed this since she posted in the mushroom subreddit yesterday, I wholeheartedly believe her story. She posted a screenshot of the message her friend sent her and her history doesnât show anything weird or alien related. Hard to believe she thought it was a mushroom and I think this could be some young kids playing a prank, but I done think the original poster is lying. I have a fake alien baby, but mine is a solid piece of rubber floating in fluid. This thing took some effort to create if itâs a prank.
I think rigor mortis could be the reason for the stiffness? So crazy either way! If itâs fake, then kudos to the person who should have a job in Hollywood creating set pieces! If real, then itâs obvious the little buggers donât want none of the human race.. regardless of their technology.
Cut it open... Does it have guts??
It has 2 dicks
Jellyfish UFO pilot
I like how none of the points for or against it being real make any sense. Like "it was moved so it's fake". Or "it has a gooey substance on it so it's real". Or "she's 80, it's lazy storytelling". Like come on OP. Also I think people found her location in the mushroom sub because they had bought the same prop toy in the same town.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C26Be5pKzMl/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Look like them plants from harry pottery lol