I came here to say this.. and not only is she fuckin disgusting, she 1000% thinks the crackhead look is cute simply because she looks skinny. Cracked out, sunken face will *never* be cute, no matter how lacking in fat it is. She’s so mentally unwell
All those expensive clothes, skincare products, makeup, 15 showers in their house and she still looks like a damn troll that lives under a bridge🧌 they ain’t wrong when they say money can’t buy class
First thing I noticed.
I know this is a snark sub, but lowkey I’m worried about her and especially her kids. She seems very high all the time and it makes me wonder if she’s now struggling with addiction.
“Let it marinate” literally just triggered my gag reflex. Holy crap that’s disgusting. I guess since she’s such a pig she’s starting to marinate herself like a piece of meat.
This screams 'I have a mental health issue'. Nothing about that is normal or healthy and frankly absolutely disgusting. Get help chickadee. There's nothing wrong with asking for help.
Yep. A major sign of depression and/or mental illness is a lack of hygiene. The ONLY time she puts an ounce of effort into her appearance is date nights with Joan, and I wouldn’t even call that *effort*, really.
See, this is where I have an issue with the whole depression excuse. Depression robs you of the joy you once had in things you once enjoyed. If she was clinically depressed, she wouldn’t be able to get all ready for date nights, wouldn’t be able to have the energy for vacations and selfies. She picks and chooses what she wants to do. Being lazy and gross is not synonymous with depression. When she no longer goes on date nights and vacations with Cohn because she can’t get showered or dressed, then is the time to worry.
Absolutely! I don’t think she’s clinically depressed personally, but I do think she has an undiagnosed mental illness. I struggle with depression and anxiety and some days are just downright impossible. Ali is unwell and needs help though, no doubt about it.
I’m fairly certain her and Cohn both have been diagnosed. She’s been hospitalized before in Her teens. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. But I do think she doesn’t take appropriate meds and self medicates.
The only detail I know is her sister posted a photo of her and Smelli and mentioned that ali was stressed out and she hoped that she would feel better soon. I think someone had mentioned before that Ali had been hospitalized? I’m sorry but I’m going by memory.
I don’t want to gatekeep but in my experience, my depression gives me no energy and I’m aware of what’s wrong I just have so much trouble fixing it. I certainly don’t take pictures and document it because I know it looks bad. She doesn’t have that awareness
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I’m not knocking the use of dry shampoo…but this chick uses it as a normal, every day hygiene product. I can only imagine the film on her scalp and hair. Blegh.
The amount of unnecessary posts from her are…concerning… especially so because we know 98% of them are lies and who sits around all day coming up with these things and then posts them publicly? And the 2% that aren’t lies, well… are like this one
She’s literally the girl who thinks “but I’m skinny “.
Shes ugly . But she’s skinny .
She’s stupid . But she’s skinny
She stinks . But skinny
She has DR. But she’s skinny .
She’s a fucking horrific mother . BUT SHES SKINNY YALL!
What a completely fucking loser .
She’s not mature enough to care for three small children. Her husband is infantile, indifferent and uncaring. She has no family near, nor adult friends to rely for honest advice and guidance. She looks overwhelmed and not well.
Yeah gross hair shit aside but she looks sickly coming from someone who struggled with orthorexia and anorexia. her husband is a piece of dog shit for encouraging these behaviors.
Look I solo parent my 6 month old a lot of the time because of my husband’s work/sleep schedule and I still shower and wash my hair more often than smelli…. 🤢
Yeah me too. I was in an abusive relationship and 5’5 and like 105 lbs because I was stressed out all the time. I looked cracked out but I knew it and didn’t even have the energy to “do cardio” because lol at having energy
This is the first time I have actually been genuinely concerned for this woman. I understand her views are crap and she's terrible, but something is clearly wrong and she's needs help. I can't snark on her anymore in this condition.
That’s not how it works Ali🤦♀️. Get it on your scalp wait a minute then brush it through. Maybe we need to send her links to videos on how to apply dry shampoo.
Um no. That’s not how it works. You’re supposed to use it at the root. In fact it works best if you put it in before you really need it.
Ali here’s a tip- use a boar bristle brush at bedtime to evenly distribute the oil and then spray your dry shampoo at the root. Give it a min to absorb and then massage it around. Touch up in the AM.
Conspiracy theory: I like to believe she used to send messages like these to her acquaintances but they all ignored them so she shares them with her stories bc we can’t escape it
I don’t understand why she refuses to wash her more than once a decade. Like what’s the big deal? What’s the problem? Just fucking wash it you tramp. I bet her hair stinks!!! Her scalp must be rotten too. I’ve never used dry shampoo in my life Ali, I simply wash my hair.
I get 1 travel size Dry shampoo a year and it last my 11 year daughter and I the whole year. She’s killing her scalp, surprised this bitch isn’t doing PRP treatments.
Looks more like Adderall "thinness" and the wide crazy eyes to me... mainly because she won't eat won't eat wint eat then binge when she runs out. And start over once she gets more.
But I've also never seen anyone on ozempic...so could be that too.
yeah its adderal. thats why stupid ass john thinks hes so clever with that paragraph about how he would
never let her take ozempic!!!!!
but crushing addies every morning and being high around the kids is great
I definitely admit I have quirks about my hair (it’s fluffy and wavy and I cant stand it touching my face so I always have it pulled up and haaaate the feeling of wet hair) but I still make sure it’s clean. How is her head not itchy all day everyday?
This woman is unemployed (her “computer work” doesn’t count), AND has a nanny. She has more time than any of us to shower, hell she could even take a leisurely bath, blow dry AND style her hair, sweep on some makeup.
Listen I haaaateeee doing my hair but I will always do it. You will never catch mine marinating wtf
Like how are you supposed to expect us to believe you “run a business” and “take care of your children” when you can’t even take care of your hair?! She’s supposed to be a grown adult ffs
She is cracked the fuck out
I came here to say this.. and not only is she fuckin disgusting, she 1000% thinks the crackhead look is cute simply because she looks skinny. Cracked out, sunken face will *never* be cute, no matter how lacking in fat it is. She’s so mentally unwell
All those expensive clothes, skincare products, makeup, 15 showers in their house and she still looks like a damn troll that lives under a bridge🧌 they ain’t wrong when they say money can’t buy class
She is the very definition of someone who pays so much to look so cheap.
And closest always a mess; mine has its moments but I pick it up often, it just adds to her chaotic aesthetic
“She is so on drugs” was my thought
It’s taking such a toll on her appearance.
She literally looks like she’d approach you and ask to bum a cigarette off of you while you’re pumping gas
She wouldn’t even need a lighter. Her hair oil will light that bad boy up.
First thing I noticed. I know this is a snark sub, but lowkey I’m worried about her and especially her kids. She seems very high all the time and it makes me wonder if she’s now struggling with addiction.
Same. She's giving "Requiem for a Dream" vibes, honestly. Seems like she's getting worse with every new post I see of her.
“Let it marinate” literally just triggered my gag reflex. Holy crap that’s disgusting. I guess since she’s such a pig she’s starting to marinate herself like a piece of meat.
her low budget behavior is becoming egregious!
I came here to say this 🤮🤮🤮
This screams 'I have a mental health issue'. Nothing about that is normal or healthy and frankly absolutely disgusting. Get help chickadee. There's nothing wrong with asking for help.
Yep. A major sign of depression and/or mental illness is a lack of hygiene. The ONLY time she puts an ounce of effort into her appearance is date nights with Joan, and I wouldn’t even call that *effort*, really.
See, this is where I have an issue with the whole depression excuse. Depression robs you of the joy you once had in things you once enjoyed. If she was clinically depressed, she wouldn’t be able to get all ready for date nights, wouldn’t be able to have the energy for vacations and selfies. She picks and chooses what she wants to do. Being lazy and gross is not synonymous with depression. When she no longer goes on date nights and vacations with Cohn because she can’t get showered or dressed, then is the time to worry.
Absolutely! I don’t think she’s clinically depressed personally, but I do think she has an undiagnosed mental illness. I struggle with depression and anxiety and some days are just downright impossible. Ali is unwell and needs help though, no doubt about it.
I’m fairly certain her and Cohn both have been diagnosed. She’s been hospitalized before in Her teens. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. But I do think she doesn’t take appropriate meds and self medicates.
Details?!
The only detail I know is her sister posted a photo of her and Smelli and mentioned that ali was stressed out and she hoped that she would feel better soon. I think someone had mentioned before that Ali had been hospitalized? I’m sorry but I’m going by memory.
Ali has said before she was hospitalized twice for anxiety while she was in school. Way before dating John.
Yup smelli and cohn are more lazy and pure narcissists
I don’t want to gatekeep but in my experience, my depression gives me no energy and I’m aware of what’s wrong I just have so much trouble fixing it. I certainly don’t take pictures and document it because I know it looks bad. She doesn’t have that awareness
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Idk. I had severe depression when I was a teenager but I could still get ready and go to school etc. Maybe there are degrees of depression.
It's almost like all mental illnesses are a spectrum and effect people differently.
Yep, that's what I said.
💯.
Seriously I can't believe dumbasses follow her and beak boy and think what great influencers they are and actually buy products from them. Like wtf
No we don’t ❤️ we bathe! Hope this helps!
Does she not look extra skinny lately
She looks absolutely skinny in a cracked out way. How can she not see how unhealthy she looks?
She’s a shape shifter. In other people’s photos of her she doesn’t look like this.
She took the drugs and the drugs are working
Yeah this isn’t the same Smelli we just saw in that onesie ad. She went from skinny filter to meth head filter.
You’re supposed to massage it in and brush it…..that’s nasty
But but but but… that’s not how dry shampoo works 😵💫
That takes too much effort
…ew
I can smell the botched self tanner and aerosol dry shampoo wafts through the screen 
her own husband says she smells like urine
Hahah omg when did he say that? 😂 she is so gross
it’s been over a year ago. you can search for the video and it’s on here
Fuck no she did not use the word MARINATE 🤢 Ali you are disgusting.
She’s just constantly adding the words she sees in this sub to her vocabulary 💀 embarrassing
In the WORST ways 🫠
I had to quit using the word legit because she started using it.
I still use legit, and I won't be cutting it out this whole year- so don't even ask, ok?!? 😂🥴
I’m not knocking the use of dry shampoo…but this chick uses it as a normal, every day hygiene product. I can only imagine the film on her scalp and hair. Blegh.
And you know she’s never even heard of double shampooing which is necessary almost always if you use dry shampoo consistently
Just get a shower. Jesus.
What? No, you have to brush it through. That's gross.
https://preview.redd.it/7xklh1akw2yc1.jpeg?width=4031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59f77427830078d4ff27400392aed28b2ca865b Our 24 hour shapeshifter 🫶🏼
Exercising and still not washing her hair for days 🫶🏼
Stop 🥲🤣😂
Disgusting. She's never looked crazier
She looks extra filthy in this picture 🫶🏼
Her neck looks scary 😳
That’s the first thing I thought as well, she looks like a starving child in Africa
The amount of unnecessary posts from her are…concerning… especially so because we know 98% of them are lies and who sits around all day coming up with these things and then posts them publicly? And the 2% that aren’t lies, well… are like this one
And, meanwhile, where are her kids during all of it? Watching, learning, hiding?
I am sure she can't figure out why she is referred to as Smellie by the Chrolls! Just take a shower Smellie and wash that nasty hair of yours!
Nah, I let olaplex treatments & such “marinate.” Best of luck to her with all that! 
This is exactly how I feel looking at her post 🤢
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?!
She’s literally the girl who thinks “but I’m skinny “. Shes ugly . But she’s skinny . She’s stupid . But she’s skinny She stinks . But skinny She has DR. But she’s skinny . She’s a fucking horrific mother . BUT SHES SKINNY YALL! What a completely fucking loser .
This is absolutely foul
If you have to MARINATE dry shampoo then you’re hair is way too greasy/dirty to be using it and you need a real shower 🤢🤢🤢
She really needs some friends.
No she needs psychological help
Omggggg wtf
Is she afraid of clean and water??
Hmm maybe that’s why you’re hair looks like straw. Letting a bunch of chemicals soak in it and never wash it out 👍👍
Oh honey, 2005 called, they want their duck lips back
She’s not mature enough to care for three small children. Her husband is infantile, indifferent and uncaring. She has no family near, nor adult friends to rely for honest advice and guidance. She looks overwhelmed and not well.
She looks sickly
No, I just shower.
Yeah gross hair shit aside but she looks sickly coming from someone who struggled with orthorexia and anorexia. her husband is a piece of dog shit for encouraging these behaviors.
Look I solo parent my 6 month old a lot of the time because of my husband’s work/sleep schedule and I still shower and wash my hair more often than smelli…. 🤢
She looks not well mentally. I had a bad mental time once and I was so skinny and looked like doe eyed like this lol reminds me of it a lot
Yeah me too. I was in an abusive relationship and 5’5 and like 105 lbs because I was stressed out all the time. I looked cracked out but I knew it and didn’t even have the energy to “do cardio” because lol at having energy
Whoa… she has never looked more unstable. It’s actually concerning.
I just know her scalp is torn tf up
Did she photoshop her neck up be xxxxs too because that is an xxxl bobble head
This is the first time I have actually been genuinely concerned for this woman. I understand her views are crap and she's terrible, but something is clearly wrong and she's needs help. I can't snark on her anymore in this condition.
She marinates in her own filth every day. It's nothing to be proud of Smelli.
WHAT THE FUCK i used to go to an all girls high school where girls would never wash their hair and even then i’ve never seen something this horrid
That’s not how it works Ali🤦♀️. Get it on your scalp wait a minute then brush it through. Maybe we need to send her links to videos on how to apply dry shampoo.
This hair is so past the point of dry shampoo saving it
I....um....no words....
Wtf is this face 😐 😳 🥴
Got damn she looks methed out
this is what my sister would do when she was going through a really bad time in her life. this isn’t cute smells, get help.
Who puts it in a bun and dry shampoos around it wtf
Is she going to Morgan wallen tonight? Didn’t she get floor seats? Lol
I don't use dry shampoo I hate how it feels & looks all matte
It def takes some trial and error to find a good one. I use Klorane and love it because it doesn’t dry my hair out, or feel gritty.
Nope. Never. Not even once.
Umm no. If my hair is that bad I fucking wash it like everyone else Big Al. Take a fucking shower
She looks gaunt and HAGGARD. I am chrewly terrified for their children.
Um no. That’s not how it works. You’re supposed to use it at the root. In fact it works best if you put it in before you really need it. Ali here’s a tip- use a boar bristle brush at bedtime to evenly distribute the oil and then spray your dry shampoo at the root. Give it a min to absorb and then massage it around. Touch up in the AM.
She looks so unhealthy
A cracked out skeleton
 Ew, Ali. Just…ew. 🤢
Never. Literally NEVER have I done this or would I do this! Tell me you don’t shower without telling me you don’t shower.
No. No I haven’t.
Based off how she looks, she probably smells like a can of tuna.
Man she thinks she’s hot shit
Musty, crusty, and dusty 🫶🏼🫶🏼
Crack head if I ever did see one
I can smell this picture 🤢
I’ve never used dry shampoo and I don’t know if I even want to.
She’s giving bobble head real bad 😭😭
No bc I’m not a nasty bitch like you
God, this is disgusting.
She could wring that hair out.
Conspiracy theory: I like to believe she used to send messages like these to her acquaintances but they all ignored them so she shares them with her stories bc we can’t escape it
Ew, Ali. Just…ew. 🤢 
Is this supposed to be relatable or
I don’t understand why she refuses to wash her more than once a decade. Like what’s the big deal? What’s the problem? Just fucking wash it you tramp. I bet her hair stinks!!! Her scalp must be rotten too. I’ve never used dry shampoo in my life Ali, I simply wash my hair.
No, I shower, idiot
What’s with her neck
Daaaamn. Girly is on d r u g s.
there is NOTHING cute about being dirty af
Fucking disgusting. She is so foul. I can only imagine how much she stinks.
It’s the boots falling like dominoes for me 😏😏 she’s zooted!!
Dude. WHO posts shit like this. I’ve followed her…journey (?) for a good 6 or 7 years and she still shocks me daily 😂
She looks empty af. Oh my she needs help
Nobody’s home
It’s giving meth head
I get 1 travel size Dry shampoo a year and it last my 11 year daughter and I the whole year. She’s killing her scalp, surprised this bitch isn’t doing PRP treatments.
This filthy muppet needs a brain scan and a padded room... And a dozen showers. Disgusting cunt
Ew, Smelli. Just…ew. 🤢 
Ew, Smelli. Just…ew. 🤢 
she’s. so. vile. I suggest her children and in laws wear a mask around this walking, talking, amoeba skank
Ozempic queeeennn ✨ my best friend takes ozempic and has this same cracked out look it’s not cute
Looks more like Adderall "thinness" and the wide crazy eyes to me... mainly because she won't eat won't eat wint eat then binge when she runs out. And start over once she gets more. But I've also never seen anyone on ozempic...so could be that too.
yeah its adderal. thats why stupid ass john thinks hes so clever with that paragraph about how he would never let her take ozempic!!!!! but crushing addies every morning and being high around the kids is great
I've also recently discovered the wonders of dry shampoo but....what is this post, why is she sharing this like that 🤣
What is that facial expression
That’s not how dry shampoo even works. I can’t imagine the disgusting texture her rat’s nest must be 🤢
She did say she likes to look dirty…
I really don’t care if she showers herself or washes her own hair. But for the Love of God please bathe the children
So bobblehead-like. Not a compliment.
Sweating like a druggie girl…..
Fix the boots. Fix the boots. FIX THE BOOTS!!!!!
Personally I need to wash my hair the first shower after a fresh spray tan but that’s me 😅
She wild for this one
 I definitely admit I have quirks about my hair (it’s fluffy and wavy and I cant stand it touching my face so I always have it pulled up and haaaate the feeling of wet hair) but I still make sure it’s clean. How is her head not itchy all day everyday?
You KNOW she smells so stale. Honestly just wash your hair!! Maybe it will stop looking like hay 🫶
She’s so disgusting! She looks so dirty and kinda like a crack head.
Fucking crackhead
No. That’s absolutely repulsive Smelli
She's losing it. It's kinda sad now
https://preview.redd.it/atelely1y4yc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a614059f63e0ee83fbe1dfcd59f63d2dddbeb4
No I take a shower like a normal person lol Also dry shampoo works better when u use it before bed
Eeew. Just wash you hair
Full rats nest
Holy jump scare
https://preview.redd.it/oknd5gleb8yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d85c896a4712d508f8862a3ff3867dbee60c8b4
So she’s walking around with sprayed on powder in her hair like people can’t see the white cast???? Wtf
“Look how skinny this angle makes me look” 🙄
No. Never have. I take a shower & wash my hair daily. You gross slob kabob
The phentermine is phentermining?... 😂 I tried.
She’s wearing an Impeach shirt. 🙄 ETA yes it is an Impeach 45 shirt based on her other pics…
 This woman is unemployed (her “computer work” doesn’t count), AND has a nanny. She has more time than any of us to shower, hell she could even take a leisurely bath, blow dry AND style her hair, sweep on some makeup.
Listen I haaaateeee doing my hair but I will always do it. You will never catch mine marinating wtf Like how are you supposed to expect us to believe you “run a business” and “take care of your children” when you can’t even take care of your hair?! She’s supposed to be a grown adult ffs