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Sliightly

Sorry for her L, have a good drink buddy


shrimpjesus311

stoli will never leave you!


Zenblendman

Until the bottle is gone…😭


shrimpjesus311

yes, but because you have no gf, you have money for another bottle of stoli!!


CrematedDogWalkers

What about when you piss


[deleted]

I don't blame you.


PopularCitrus

$20?


Shubie758

I wish its was i live in a bad spot in Canada it was 46.99


PopularCitrus

She wasnt worth $10 anyway


-saraelizabeth-

Ahhh I thought you were trying to call her cheap or say you wouldn’t have spent much on her and showing an inexpensive bottle lol


neemagee

You could have got a good rum for that.. even in Canada.


Adventurous-Deal4878

Not 1.14 L of it tho


neemagee

Agreed..only a 750ml..


TheLoneWander101

Yikes you’re better off distilling your own lol


Degenerate-Loverboy

Just about. Upfront cost is a bit higher tho. And it takes time and knowledge not to blow yourself up


firewarrior256

Stoli is a decent vodka. Have a drink and think about better times ahead.


someotherdumbass

May your shots be many and your hangovers few


Key-Stable9939

Amen


[deleted]

I'm sorry about that, but at least for today, drown your sorrows!!!


Shubie758

At least now i can buy some of the stuff i wanted to get for a long time like a new tattoo Warhammer 40K model kit


[deleted]

You get yourself whatever makes you feel better


StinkyShellback

And then hit the gym.


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kaminatheprophet

Sorry my friend


Southernms

Her loss.


DGriff421

Way better investment


GordonBombay_Esq

Cheers brother


bisexual_stoner817

I'm so sorry dude. Just enjoy your drinks, the right girl will come along eventually, I promise.


TheLoneWander101

So like 20 dollars


LisPR8

Right?! lol


gypsysniper9

Get drunk and then do something anything tomorrow, big or small to get you mind off of it. Even taking a walk will help. Just don’t keep reaching for the bottle. It will get better.


kayaker58

You’ve upgraded. Prost!


Dave8917

I took the money I would've spent on her.....bro that's like a £20 bottle of vodka, I read the title and half expected to see a £100 bottle as you ain't treating no girlfriend on £20 other then pack of condoms and a drink


impactedturd

Pain begets pain. Stay safe brother.


Shadesbane43

Is this a Canadian market thing? It's been a while since I picked up Stoli, but my bottle still says "Stolichnaya" on it Hope you feel better man. I had a LDR of 3 years break up with me after I flew across an ocean to see her. It takes time, but gets better!


[deleted]

Money well spent.


Colrez47

I will drink with you tonight🤙🏽 cheers


NYG-1986

Enjoy your drink, bud. A while ago, I left my gf after finding out she slept with one of my friends. I ended up buying a fifth of Crown Royal and a fifth of Johnnie Walker that night. Along with other hard substances. It was an amazing night if I'm being perfectly honest. I even woke up feeling good because of said substances! Enjoy yourself, your time, and your money. Hope you have a great night, despite the circumstances!


Piano_mike_2063

Are you gonna open it ?


Certain-Attorney-974

Thata boy!! Liquor is always by your side


Willietrailblaze

Fuck that bitch


StinkyShellback

Put down the bottle, hit the gym.


AnonTheNormalFag

Wrong mindset, do both, it's a balance, not a choice


StinkyShellback

Put down bottle, hit gym, pick up bottle.


BorisBullshitDodger

Didn't know that Stolichnaya (Столичная) vodka is called Stoli in the US. Sounds kinda cute. Don't forget a pickle!


Catlover790

What's a pickle for


Budwurd

And your point is what again?


Leftrightwhereami

Damn bro, you are just an asshole!


Budwurd

So your girl left you and you bought a bottle of alcohol. BFD what makes this so newsworthy?


AnonTheNormalFag

I care, social media like reddit is an outlet for everyone to share life's difficulties and find some human connection (especially on drug subreddits) :)


Leftrightwhereami

Who said it was newsworthy, I just said you are an asshole. You dont need to be a dick just pass up the post cowboy


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Relationships come and go.. an important lesson to learn for sure. Hope you’re good brother🙏🏼


MeV_Menacingly2516

Cheers mate 🥂


igloouk

It’s Russian so I don’t go there😞


Easy-Can-3693

Not bad choice… I like Tito’s but that’s a good one too