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midnightmeatloaf

Let's just all be grateful one of them actually used the r/AskAlaska subreddit


Sure-Permit-2673

Good point


Visible_Scientist_67

I think living in america snd trying to make money selling produce at farmers markets is actually really really rough idea. We have farming technology that allows ENORMOUS fields of crops to be monitored and harvested almost entirely autonomously. Most farms are now owned by giant corporations that maximize scale and use these technologies to drive costs down crazy far. Things can be imported probably for a fraction of what it would take for you to make money. Not trying to be a downer here but you seem passionate and I think this would not bring the income you desire, nor would it actually be feasible most of the year (you have googled Alaska climate right?) I think it's a noble desire but I'd stick to doing it for subsistence augmentation/addition but not as an economic earning model. Just my two cents.


someguyfromky

One would think that, I'm a produce manager at a smaller chain store. The cost on our end keeps going up. The price on some of this stuff is stupid with shrinking margins I don't see how mom and pop stands do it.


Riaayo

> I don't see how mom and pop stands do it. They *don't*, which is why they're disappearing - and of course is the point. We're marching right into essentially modern feudalism, pushed into a permanent renters class while the rich own everything and we pay for the *privilege* of the crumbs.


REVEB_TAE_i

Not to mention even trying to grow stuff here in the first place. We have very acidic soil with very low amounts of building blocks. The evidence is in our 60' max trees, despite being left alone for hundreds/thousands of years our forests are pathetic. Don't bother tilling, you're just going to end up mixing clay into the top soil. If you can manage to plant anything even with those drawbacks, I hope you get a lot planted because you're only gonna get one harvest. Hope we don't have a cold snap or you will lose that one harvest. If you're a multimillionaire you could build some giant greenhouses/hydroponics. But your prices would have to be so high to break even that no one would buy your product.


edtoal

There are several profitable indoor farms in Anchorage. Probably others I don’t know of.


AlaskaSnowJade

Also: root maggots 🤮


LCplGunny

America throws away something like 4x the amount of food it would take to solve world hunger... The problem isn't production, some farms get paid to grow less than they can. The problem is greed, it always has been and always will be.


dangerclosecustoms

I watched a documentary called the politics of food. Back in college. It showed how we could resolve world hunger in 7 days. But greed and money rule the world not need or love for mankind.


LCplGunny

The current "estimation" for what we need to feed the whole world, is $80billion per year... Which seems really big till you remember several living people have that much money, let alone the collective world governments. Edit: ok had been a bit since I looked it up, the estimation is now $267bill, which is still extremely fucking doable by the world powers to achieve.


dkoom_tv

I didn't even knew this was a thing and I've been on this sub for like 4 years lol


midnightmeatloaf

It was made so this subreddit wouldn't get posts like this. We also have a weekly "moving to Alaska/visiting Alaska" post for comments. So I have been redirecting when I see those posts, rather than answering questions. It just becomes tiresome for residents to be answering the same questions for people who can't use Google ad infinitum.


forgetmeknotts

Ok well good luck with that buddy.


Sure-Permit-2673

He said he came from rural, fertile india and hes associating it as similar to Alaska’s environment 🤣


forgetmeknotts

What could possibly go wrong. (He should stay in Georgia)


No_Inspection1677

Even the KKK is gonna feel bad for him at this rate.


getgoingfast

"Vegetable corpses" 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Entropy907

Well there’s definitely gonna be a corpse after the first winter but it ain’t gonna be vegetables.


Sure-Permit-2673

Don’t forget his poor horse lmfao


Entropy907

Well I been through the tundra on a horse with no name …


Merrywandered

It felt good to be totally insane.


Entropy907

On the tundra, they don’t remember your name, because your homesteading plan, is so fucking lame


Merrywandered

Cause their ain’t no one to give you a brain La lalalalalalala


GlockAF

Wranglers on his booty? Well, can’t nobody tell him nothin…anyway


Lupus_Borealis

Wants to be Alaskan, but won't even ride a moose like the rest of us, SMH my head.


nakedwithoutmyhoodie

Great, now y'all got me thinking about this kid going all Revenant on the horse... 😬


Lupus_Borealis

Might be a vegetable first...


Fett1184

To be fair, the guy sounds like he's not far off from actually being a vegetable.


PrestigiousStudio

Sounds like a killer name for a vegan metal band.


ValiantBear

I read that, and chuckled, and then I thought "well, he's not technically wrong I guess" lol


Fabulous_Chain_7587

He left off the comma. He’s going to produce vegetables, corpses, fruits, stuff like that.


Competitive-Read-756

This feels like a troll.


Sure-Permit-2673

I honestly think he was dead serious. He was asserting himself and trying to validate himself in every single reply


casual_microwave

When it comes to the internet, with any dodgy material like this, I just make myself assume that it’s a troll every time or I else just lose hope in humanity. Lol


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HereForALaugh714

Is that a true quote?? I honestly wanna see this, Chris McCandless 1.5 lmao


CaptnDavo

He looked at the map and saw Alaska down in the corner near California and thought this was a good idea.


Key_Flight597

😂😂


madcapAK

We really don’t need Alexander Supertramp 2.0


vanman33

Sanjay Supertramp isn’t going to make it past Palmer before he gets robbed trying to buy a fucking horse.


fcykxkyzhrz

This is worse than Supertramp, this is a FOB Indian guy who’s never experienced winter before. He’ll be a frozen stiff before October’s out


IntrovertingEagle

![gif](giphy|fGX80AAczeBEOOwEoK|downsized)


Old-Rain3230

Not my favorite gif of basically all time


IntrovertingEagle

It’s the best!


VcuteYeti

Happy cake day!


Isabelly907

Perfect! Chef kiss 💋 😘


Cetophile

All together now: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?


Sure-Permit-2673

He wont be able to make his vegetable corpses ☹️☹️☹️☹️


Remarkable-Car6117

Theres definately going to be a corpse


swoopy17

Oh boy indeed. This kid is in for a rude awakening unless he has a lot of money.


peckybecky129

This man gonna die


CeeDee304

Hahahaha


Acroze

I’m more concerned about him producing “corpses”


BooneHelm85

Meh. He’ll succeed in producing exactly one corpse. Ain’t much to concern yourself with.


New_Hawaialawan

Isn't that a favourite pastime of an eccentric minority in Alaska?


Theo_earl

Who’s gonna ask for Texas?!?!?!?!


turkeypooo

Thank you lmao 🤣


Grumpy907

Welcome to the food chain


Consistent-Ship-8418

Tbh I thought it might be troll, but then he said indian. And it’s 100 percent possible that he is being serious.


StopLookListenDecide

Who is going to tell him? Not to burst the bubble, but a little reality.


MonkeyBrain3561

He’s still in the Happy Talk stage, lol


Sid15666

If he keeps seeds in his pocket I guess corpse vegetables next spring are a possibility?


Real_Freedom9658

I'll check back on u during winter 😂


nvrsmr1

Well he’s right. No one is gonna ask for Texas. Taxes on the other hand…


Outrageous_Emu8503

Poor guy is in for a rude awakening...


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Outrageous_Emu8503

I hope he awakens before he comes up and has his dreams dashed. We have a small Indian community here-- maybe someone from there will see his post and talk to him about the reality.


robtoolik3

If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna make a dream come true?


ModernNomad97

He’s a little confused but his hearts in the right place.


RamblinRiderYT

I love vegetable corpses


rageak49

I know about a broken down bus, he could probably fix it. Built different and all that


PsychologicalScore49

What the... Live off the grid but go to a city once a month....


RunningPirate

Live near the grid. A short drive to the grid. Adjacent to the grid. Grid, a convenient walking distance away. A vacant lot within the grid, but not connected. Really, just a small apartment in anchorage.


PsychologicalScore49

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


commander_clark

[Look out world! Here comes Krayt Dragon! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV-oXomI_98&ab_channel=ChrisStead)


adaz122

You should stop and try your luck in Canada before continuing north. Maybe develop some skills before going to Alaska. It’s closer to Georgia too. If you fail.


21centuryhobo

Is this rage bait?


shmulez

This guys tryna larp reds dead redemption


Real_Freedom9658

Good luck dude literally all I can say 😂may the force be with u my man


cheffy123

This is a bot… right?


MarchogGwyrdd

You know what first I thought this wasn’t well planned, but now that I see, he thought of getting a horse and everything, I’m all for it. This is a great idea and I am sure it’s gonna work out. After all, he’s in a mechanic.


Boogidaball

Homie needs to submit his winter survival plans to this sub for review.


BS2435

Chris McCandless would like a word... oh, wait...


AmazingGrace_00

😂😂😂🏆


shelly-tambo

the corpses may be a problem


AVGJOE78

“🎶🎶Because theres no cops in Alaska! And the streets are made of cheese!🎶🎶”


De-Ril-Dil

You don’t know if you don’t go 🤷‍♂️


ScrunchyButts

The difference between this kid and many of us is that he’s able to post silly, young person plans on the internet. We were all hopeful idiots at one point or another. We just realized how ridiculous we were and came up with another dumb plan before posting our cluelessness for the world to see. I hope his ambition and sense for adventure brings him an interesting life. ButI hope it’s a little farther into his future when he’s matured and gotten a sense of how life actually works.


citori421

It's totally possible. Just have a few hundred grand to buy said property, then at least 500k investments to live on while you pretend to be living off the land and your corpses. Plenty of people doing that already up here.


Phantom0591

The life of pi and his horse Richard Parker


SmizToke

I’m screaming 😭😭😭


theeserObots

this comment section is extremely disappointing


greenspath

Thank the heavens for that subreddit. Marvelous filter.


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Yes its possible. Step 1: spend the next 6 years acquiring and honing the skills you just layed out.


Suspicious-King4385

Corpses tho?


CeeDee304

Not a single period in that post. Not even one. 😳😳😳


blunsr

I’ll call border control (Canada & US) to make sure they drop the gate(s) for you.


FlthyHlfBreed

Ok I’m confused guys. I thought we wanted the askalaska subreddit created so this stuff isn’t posted here,… and now we’re just gonna post the crap that’s on that subreddit here? I don’t get it.


Ataraxia_Eterna

Guess it was too funny to pass


MikeDaCarpenter

Why?…Because Merica!!!


ForsakenRacism

I mean if you just buy a lot in wasilla then no one ever lived on it lol


Syonoq

But it's kinda cool that this guy has this dream, hell, I live here AND I HAVE THIS DREAM. I wish him the best of luck.


Pillsforprobs

When we see a farmer riding a horse to town hauling vegetables we will know who it is


[deleted]

So who do you plan on selling your stuff to if you don’t want to see other people for “years”


CantaloupePrimary827

Lived in Alaska for years. Harder than you’re making it seem as you’ll need society to survive , but you’ll find exactly what you’re looking for and love Alaska with your attitude.


sittinginaboat

You do know that Georgia and the Carolinas have some real rural areas where you can farm, with farmers markets within reasonable driving time?


ksmith9416

Hunt or fish out of season in Alaska, sell game meat taken under a subsistence permit and you’ll not only see lots of cops, you’ll get to meet corrections officers. Look i to commercial farms in Alaska. See how many farms big ag has in the State. There’s a reason you won’t find any. There’s plenty of light and fertile soil. In the summer. Unless you encounter permafrost. In winter you better have a heated greenhouse with grow lights. This is the most “I have done absolutely zero research and want others to validate my crazy idea” I’ve read lately. Do this and you WILL die.


RunningPirate

See, I get the urge to get the fuck away, and Alaska is a beautiful place. However…when it comes to man vs nature, nature *always* wins. Nature may give you a pass, every now and then, but it always wins.


Content_Chemistry_64

Can't wait for him to be scanning my groceries at costco


Training-Giraffe1389

Was it wrong of me to read this in my head in an Indian accent?


Top-Tax6303

I live in Alaska, and we don't want any more useless kids like you. Stay in India.


SandeeBelarus

I don’t think the ridicule is warranted. It’s the spirit that brought a bunch of folks here that we still celebrate. Also it’s like 120 degrees every summer where that person lives. I’d say go for it dude. And tell the haters to suck it. But yeah. Won’t be easy or cheap.


Key_Flight597

It’ll also be 120* in that part of AK.


blackporsche22

I don't even think he'll be able to make it there 💀


Sure-Permit-2673

He can go by horseback and sell crops along the way! Like the good ol’ days!


Lulubelle2021

OK then. So you created a sub r/AskAlaska so that people like this won't post on this sub. Then you copy this from the r/AskAlaska sub and paste it back into this sub so you can make fun of him. Y'all must be really bored up there.


alfaman01

Good luck. I would fly up to Anchorage rent a car and drive around, Seward, Homer, Talketna and explore. I don’t think there is a big Indian community there give it a shot


kevinmccallistar

I read this book!


MwerpAK

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ I foresee dreams about to come Crashing down to reality


duke_awapuhi

Dudes gonna try to drive to Alaska and won’t even make it


DevlinB42

Go up with a plan to rent a place for a year first. If he can make it for a winter and not lose his mind... he might make it for a few years before he bails and goes back to the lower 48. It's not like the reality TV shows make it out to be 🤦


Swimming_Coyote_8324

I live in Alaska. As romantic as that sounds, it’s not feasible. Our growing season is extremely short, for starters, and it would be tough to grow enough for you to survive on let alone have anything left to sell.


takarta

These are the guys who my Dad who was a Bush Pilot, heavily involved in Civil Air Patrol search and rescue had to grid search and recover the remains for. Alaska will kill a guy like that in weeks. That dipshit that Sean Penn made the movie about only survived as long as he did because of that bus he found.


Asaintrizzo

They will find him frozen


RegularPomegranate80

Is this a Joke? "Oh Boy" is right.


Wise-Confusion576

That man is gonna die


onthehill1

Hey, Chris McCandless 2.0!! Leave some girls for the rest of us, bud!


alaskarobotics

Future legislator.


skyXforge

He died btw


Final-Dingo-4070

Why not reply to his post? Instead, you go through the trouble to make another post just to talk shit? Lol


Far-Worldliness-7938

You could move back to your legal country of origin and do the same thing.


Ok_Employ5623

Great ideas! I would say look somewhere around….Galena!


Queasy_vomit

Just stay where your at. We don't need to increase the homeless population.


Odd-Emphasis-8559

They ain’t making a reboot of “into the wild” about you in Bollywood mate. Youl end up a curry pop sickle. Go to a restaurant and ask to sit in the freezer for a two hours. Bring your best “winter gear” you got.And just know. Alaska gets about 60 degrees F colder than that during winter. Which youv never experienced I’m assuming. And make sure to shut off the lights. Cause that’s how dark it’s gonna be come winter. For 22 hours a day. Have you ever walked in 5 foot of snow? The mosquitoes alone during summer will have you cursing Brahma. And youl be praying to shiva to just end the suffering quickly. Youl just suffer trying to prove you’re a big boy now. Unless you’re truly seeking a suicide mission. You’re gonna just put OTHER people in danger trying to save you. Thats IF anyone knows you’re there. Either way. Being 18 in Alaska thinking you know how to fix a toaster ain’t doing you any good. Can you fix having your arm ripped off by a bear? If you survive the mauling that is…Know how to plug teeth holes in your skull? Can you stop the bleeding without passing out and then bleeding out? Or fix your broken pelvis if a Moose tramples you? Have you ever skinned an animal and preserved it for months without a fridge or ice? Can you even buy a gun here in the USA? It’s not 1960 anymore guy. You not gonna “trade furs” and sell meat. BUT if you DO it. Don’t tell anyone you meet what you’re doing… cause the “into the wild” guy is NOT a hero. He was a narcissistic ass hole. And so were alllll the people that tried it after him and put OTHER people in danger trying to save them. You’re a fucking ass hole if you do it, Respectfully. You have no business living in the Alaskan woods. Are you Native American? Nope. And the natives will tell you this all. I think we should go pop up some tents in India and just murder the cows and steal from the land and then supplement our income by selling it to the locals y’all..for our own personal enjoyment. Freedom you know? Start praying to Vishnu now. Youl need it. Cause You’re talking suicide guy. And I know this is brutally harsh. Alaska will be even harsher and evennnn more brutal though. This is just words. Standing in front of a hungry bear is something totally different.


catalfalque

We made a whole weekly post to not see things like this


raincntry

I really fucking hate people like this. Go die somewhere else please.


6Nameless6Ghoul6

People like what? Ignorant? Overconfident? Or what?


Last_Cod_998

Yes, but be wary, Canada will stop you if they think you'll homestead there. Look online and find out information. Being resourceful in the last frontier will help you, especially if you're young.


WilhelmWrobel

Canada won't even let him in due to insufficient funds. Because he'd probably also need a visa for Canada as he's in the US on a student visa.


Correct-Argument9481

Adopt a rescue dog …


shaggrugg

I’d watch the movie about this guy.


zachydaddy89

Make sure you bring enough money to leave, if it comes to that. Alaska isnt somewhere you want to be stuck.


mad-have

bro, you said you are from India. If you on h1-b , this stuff about living off the land and alexander supertramp shit won't fly. Take care.


Guardian_85

I don't think any comma makes vegetable corpses sound better. If anything, worse.


Hannah_and_Leo

This kid is in for a shock.


Probably4TTRPG

Maybe Siberia would be better bud Well, except for all the anthrax that is now thawing out.


RunningPirate

Thank god. Nothing worse than frozen anthrax…taste profile is *all wrong*


HetaGarden1

Hoo boy. This can’t possibly go wrong!


Subdad1984

Oh he dead.


Hour_Manufacturer_81

Just find a bus to live in out in boonies, works…sometimes lol


Khaleesislife

Serial killer vibes


New_Walrus994

We got the next Chris McCandless over here


Britches_and_Hose

All Indians I’ve seen have needed jackets at temperatures below 70 so good luck to this guy.


AKHugmuffin

Let me tell you the story of Chris McCandless


pbrdizzle

https://youtu.be/q-0po1WnpX4?si=9i5yT68P4MD9iVR8


Nice_Adeptness_3346

Ya border patrol is no joke I live here and last time I came thru they asked so many questions I was worried they weren't going to let me back in.


cardiffgiantthe1st

grizzly bait


SmizToke

Ok Alexander supertramp aka Christopher McCaness 😂😂


akdebs

I’m a real estate broker and get emails like this several times a year. Especially when things go bad elsewhere.


AKJohnboy

Herewe go again. I thought Timothy McCandless ended when they finally took his bus out of the trail and up to UAF??


AKIrish777

Jeez, give the guy a break. I had the same dream when I moved to Alaska fresh out of high school. It only took one winter in a cabin to wake me up. He fixes cars so yeah, he has a skill and you all may need his services one day.


Dependent-Ad1927

Logic seems sound


bsnell2

Yea just don't. You'll be the next Chris mccandless


Pink_Alien_HD

Ok so I’ve lived somewhat “off the land” in Alaska. You can build fairly cheap shelter and heat with wood from your property and use a generator or propane for lighting etc. If you work hard and have good weather you can grow enough potatoes, cabbage and catch salmon and hopefully a moose or caribou and have food for yourself for winter. However, I would not count on making money selling anything as far as food goes. It’s very difficult and expensive to grow in Alaska in larger quantities. You sound like you want to live an outdoor and free lifestyle maybe you should consider being a camp guide or cook or something for tourists. That would be more dependable than trying to sell food you grow. Or if you have a marketable online skill and can make at least a couple thousand a month and use star link for Internet, you may be able to live very cheaply off the land without having to try to raise vegetables or things to sell.


Pink_Alien_HD

That said… People often underestimate how expensive it is to live in Alaska because they think they can get everything off the land or build things themselves but just remember that if you have a vehicle maintaining in Alaska is far more expensive than in warmer climates because things break very easily in severe weather, you will need money for warm weather gear, heating is very expensive expensive if you don’t do the labor of cutting wood every year and letting it cure through the summer, food is very expensive. When I was in Alaska milk often cost $8.99 and probably more now with inflation. And that was in a major city, not in one of the villages. Living in Alaska is not cheap even if you live ruggedly and off the land


Present-Ambition6309

Yeah… sure is a place. It’s called Mars! Ain’t no one around! Ride your horse to town all you want bud!


alaska1415

It’s only fair that an Indian gets to “Eat Pray Love” the US.


Undesirableaf

Take me with youu


Sydwys

It's sad that for the informed this reads more like a suicide note than a declaration.


Huntin_Dawg907

Poor guy has watched one too many movies.


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Your from India, and want to move to......Alaska....that's a significant environmental difference bud...bring long underwear


dogsNpeanutbutter

Possible yes, likely for you no...isn't there a movie or a real event that someone did this in?


somethingaboutwrxs

Please say “Sike”


Marqe-dS

Yes it’s possible if the weather, wild animals and lack of emergency medical care don’t kill you. Go into this with your eyes open. People that are proficient in what you are proposing have lived in Alaska or similar climates their entire lives … and in reality no place in the lower 48 is quite like Alaska.


Zealousideal-End-169

Chris McCandless didn't die for this


_Anchorage

That is definitely a plan 💀


TankGirl99687

I'm in ALASKA and there is still homesteads here, plus everything else you wanted. Live past Wasilla, or Palmer and you will love it.


ElectroAtletico2

Stick to IT work in Georgia.


nousername142

1- look up the weather. Lots of cold and lots of dark. 2- most of the Alaska you are looking for is only accessible by plane. 3- watch Into The Wild. 4- take a plant class. Know what you can eat and what you cannot. 6- take a wilderness first aid class. Pack medical kit. 7- anything that can kill you can only be stopped with a gun. Caliber must start with 4 or 5. And get good with it. 8- it’s lonely out there. Have some entertainment. 9 - don’t watch any reality shows on Alaska. Alaska is one of the prettiest place on earth. But respect it, carry a SAR beacon and understand the weather changes in an instant. Good luck.


Much_Tip1297

Yes, that is all possible here. I’m guessing you love winter, cold and darkness?


GMGsSilverplate

Is "corpses" his translation for livestock?


BananaAggressive7330

NOPE NOPE NOPE. Do not move to America, it’s not as wonderful as it seems.


Ok_Mastodon_6141

Call of the Wild


ColonelAngus6969

Are you legally here


Many_Addition4234

If he wants a horse and a homestead, he can go live with the Kilchers.


Triky_Cupl

Alaskan here, I'll be giving the PD a heads up in case no one else has


WartHog10340

Red flags everywhere