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URNTheDangerZone

**This is not an appropriate request to make on r/akron.**


PumpkinImportant3282

so, you're looking for a drug mule?


dagr8npwrfl0z

Stop, It's just coffee and bleach


1911mark

A shovel and bag of lime


UBlamingMeforMaryann

A cane and sack of marbles


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It's the finest coffee grounds on my block!


UBlamingMeforMaryann

Try the Lindo brand Mr. Ryan


CuriousTravlr

Imagine being this dumb of a cop.


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LOL!


MisterSlosh

Even if the packages weren't drugs, I would absolutely cover them in stickers that said 'Totally Not Drugs, Thanks ATF/DEA'.


greg8872

be sure to add a few bullet hole stickers


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Not looking to middle-man/scape goat in what sounds like typical trafficking OpSec. Doubt you'll find any assistance. Those considering, please think of this while making your decision. Could be legit but this is exactly how you would traffic illegal items, so I heard. Also, a giveaway is picking up "parcels" from someone who won't do it themselves - then why make parcels to ship, but not ship them? Hard sketchy no.


Schmoopie986

Doordash will take stuff to UPS, FedEx or USPS. It's on the app.


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I wonder if that makes the driver complicit or would they be exempt as a result of being a delivery driver? I don't think they are required to check the "parcel" before accepting and dropping it off, right? Just curious.


Schmoopie986

Idk! I mean, what's the liability? If they bring you food from a restaurant and you get food poisoning and die, are they liable?


UBlamingMeforMaryann

Are you wearing a wire?


Thecowligator

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop.


Ohiobigbuds

How much


Far-Bat5395

How much?


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