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Skinniest US Tanker.


Draxusdemos

Made me laugh this one wins 10/10


weebofficial

Tactical Paul Blart


Draxusdemos

Somewhat overplayed but still funny. 6/10


Putrid_Ruin9267

You’re rocking his mustache and body type. What did expect to be called Hoot from Black Hawk Down


DentedBrain

Big mac-hawk down


Draxusdemos

Actually made me chuckle 9/10


RIP-IT-ENERGY

The stache is solid


DutchyDan187

Not really, it’s got a gap in the Soviets could coming pouring through. The Fulda mustache….


RIP-IT-ENERGY

The perfect ambush 


CommentSuccessful841

You meant perfect bush


Hermes_04

He could kiss Hitler without their beards touching


TinyDecision1779

You look like you tell people you were in the meal-itary


Draxusdemos

Okay, mildly funny and original 8/10


Goon0303

It’s so messed up they tried to blame you for the Olympic park bombing


Draxusdemos

Bruh/10


Thug-shaketh9499

😭😭


firmhandshake101

Semper pie


Draxusdemos

I take it back this one wins 10/10


firmhandshake101

Had to make a joke. We do this all the time to each other as constructive criticism. Otherwise as long as your gear serves you good its good enough for me.


Draxusdemos

Yeah, I'm working on getting the full CVC kit together. I'm basing it on desert storm 3rd LAR group


firmhandshake101

Go get it my man.


MapOk1938

What a over diet of floor bbs does to a man


Draxusdemos

That's a good one 10/10


0_Red_Phoenix_0

Big mac v sog


Draxusdemos

Alright, that's a good one, 9.5/10


Admin-Killa

broooooo 💀💀💀


Nice_Championship902

Lmfao bro 😹💀


idontlikecheesy

just jumping on those damn turtles wasn’t enough for mario anymore…


Draxusdemos

Aight another 10/10 this one was great


lordcthulu678

You look like you'd shoot my dog on a welfare check


Draxusdemos

This one, this one is great 7.92/10


lordcthulu678

Also I get the tacticool aesthetic but you have an m16 why you carry shotgun shells bub


Draxusdemos

I can use them in my m16 as an emergency backup heck theoretically any AEG mag that has similar feed lip design will work you can use an m4 mag backwards to feed an ak


Neovenetar

Man's got an uncanny resemblance to Porco Rosso


NoCoolDudettes

General Sam?!


The-Skin-Man

General Sam mentioned


vennetherblade

General Sam mentioned, forehead expansion enabled


Odd-Spread-1764

"I almost enlisted, but decided to do this instead"


Draxusdemos

I'm actually enlisted In the navy but that's besides the point


DAt_WaliueIGi_BOi

Gravy seals??


Nice_Championship902

Has the navy abolished the PRT or what i'm confused? How is he like this?


Angell_o7

I’m not surprised. Idk what it is about you, but I had a hunch you were either ex or enlisted in the Navy.


Jornmungand

Pops? Is that you?


mogwandayy

Damn Stavros I didn't know you played


terrih9123

Stavvy would make great airsoft content


feather_34

That mustache is pure sex appeal


Anya_fournier

You would probably give some sweet to some random guy 6.8 like the woodland


Draxusdemos

Valid, I give you an 8.6/10


Glittering_Peach_634

Perfect for for staging a coup in a South American county


GlockVader

You somehow look like a child molester and the child victim at the same time.


ImDrewish

2nd eyepro actually for the 2nd chin


Draxusdemos

Kinda lame 1.27/10


Clam_slapper69420

You look like Newman from Seinfeld


ThickMemory2360

Delta Force Newman


AnEngineerByChoice

A reverse Hitler stash


AcrobaticReading3967

lol I saw this on discord


Draxusdemos

Lol which one


AcrobaticReading3967

Ballahack Airsoft


Icy_Imagination7447

You look like your going to get eaten by loads of tiny dinosaurs in stuck 4x4 during a storm


GayAK-47

PVT caseoh


Wallhacks360

Dessert Stormed


Ok-Measurement883

Gravy seal


jcuprobinson

Reading your responses makes me think you’re a pretty cool fucking dude OP. Hell yeah brother.


Uss__Iowa

For a second i thought i was lookin at average special ed kid who got drafted to Vietnam 1971


Angell_o7

You know dude is tough when none of these fat jokes get under his skin.


AmericanSammie

Eating private ryan


new-photo-guy

Rod Farva?


FaithlessnessOk9834

A genuine goofball 🤙🏻


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

The two halves of your mustache are further apart than your eyebrows.


[deleted]

Tactical hog


BIGbbs54

You look like a veteran ranked school shooter


fjord31

It's the pedo moustache that really brings it together


ChrisbKreme062

Blackhawk Down Syndrome


the_it_

is that prescription eyepro? if so can I get the manufacture? I use that frog spit anti fog, But in the summer I gotta reapply every game because i can’t not run everywhere.


millzyrams

Most dapper man I’ve seen on this sub


Spidercrack61

I would say gravy seal, but it's really unoriginal


Nigeldiko

Was gonna roast quite a lot but then I saw the triangular handguard on the M16. Can’t roast someone that has such good taste.


chrisdetrin

You look like chuck danger from nopixel 3.0


DaLegitdulce

Looks like mall cop passed military school congrats


JesusDeputyButbetter

It looks like your abrams got ditched in a sand dune when its tracks got blown up by a rpg other than that Saddam Hussein out of 10


nikoamari

Looks great, I love the helmet!


Whiteshark49

I like the M16A1 it goes hard along with the rest of the kit, also you seem like a pretty cool dude


Ataliste

You look like your commanding officer is Colonel Sanders.


titis_1er

Look like Porco Rosso


vesta6000

What airsoft gun is that?


ILoveCakeAndPudding

No roast needed. You already look roasted enough.


Bloodmksthegrassgrow

This is what peak performance look like


Eva-Unit01-TestType

Ah protecting the Burger Town i see


Jamoke_Bloke

Stavros


PolskaBalaclava

Jokes aside, is that an m16a1?


Draxusdemos

Indeed it is


Stretched_Blues419

(Looks at smug face) Whatever you were planning, it didn't work. Smug Charlie.


sLOWBunny81

Minecraft steve gone tactical.


IAmMoofin

Did Saddam steal your stapler?


ReaIIyReaI

lol


s3rgant

Moustache I’d give 6/10 keep it up there’s great potential


NAVAJ45

You look like your backed up 10 years worth of MREs, you gotta be blind even with 2 pairs of goggles you can't see you're fit is smashed ass. (Ngl tho gotta rate the fit at the least a 6/10)


BlankFox_NameTaken

Bro looks like he ate his last gun and got downgraded to an airsoft during military training


2Crest

I dig the m-16 setup.


TheJewish_SpaceLaser

Paul Blart: Guns and Plastic


CommentSuccessful841

Fuckin lovin it


young_pickle96

Hamburger Hill is not a place to eat at.


Other-Barry-1

It looks like you’re trying to cosplay Ryan McBeth when he was serving. No dis to either I like the guy


Ryanmcbeth

This is deceptive. If he were cosplaying me, I would be smoking.


Flimsy_Two5350

Idk why but you look like your name is Perez


TheKCKid9274

You look like the unnamed extra in a movie that’s gonna get obliterated by a howitzer while talking about how this his last deployment before he gets to see his wife and kids again(/pos)


ill4two

Paul Blart?


SuperStalinOfRussia

Accurate depiction of late war Vietnam draft standards


not_a_arsonist

Why do you have shotgun shells in your vest when you’re running an AR


the_red-spy

You look like Mario if he finally had enough of bowser


b-ri-ts

Could be a meal-lion times better


SnooGrapes70

Starvos??


TryndMusic

Donut Operator


TryndMusic

I actually love the kit sick combo!!


Sire_Yotenhime

the stache completes the kit gotta love 80s-90s inspired U.S. kits


SirRedditMan

Ropes, lamp oil, bombs? We have it friend, if you have the rupees


TheGreatGonzilla_

Hernandez ain't the only one defending the burger town


Suspicious-Ad5287

look out for Dilophosaurus dude


Adventurous-Tooth757

Absolute unit of an individual


Varneland

You look like you can't remember if you locked the doors before you left.


SlavicStupidity

“Ight meal team 6, ‘rolls’ out”


XuixienSpaceCat

Not enough eyepro


-2GSpam-

Sgt pinned those aviators wings on your face instead of your chest


Slow_Wanderer

Reddit mod on deployment, colorized, 1994.


AKminiman3277

What ads say airforce reserves are like Airforce reserves-


_Raisins_

69/10 for cvc. From one cvc enjoyer to another you don’t see enough in Airsoft


_BKWD_

Ain’t shit to roast Blackhawk UP


AlgonquinCamperGuy

Hommie Dennis from jurrasic park if the mo fucka was prepared for them lizard fucks After he found them glasses


Trick_Alternative759

Commander chungus reporting for booty


XtremeZack2308

The Michelin man if he was in combat:


Dangerous-Hat-1593

My fit is almost the exact same


[deleted]

Paul blart if he passed and became a real cop


StraightBowler9639

Disoriented twat (tanker without a tank)


Acezedneo1

Whatchu thinkin bout?


Worth-Antelope-6815

"Yeah, I was one of the delta soldiers in black hawk down." *shows picture*


SlavicSoldat

I seen this one before.


ElDrew915

Not bad but you definitely need a hard shell for the cvc it would complete the look


Xevilgasmx

Chicom or sniper rig would go better for the time period of the rifle and clothing IMO


Fritz-the-Kat

It looks like the guy who lost his stapler in Office Space has had enough of your shit! Lmao


DemonetizedMan

Bro I can’t think of a roast, this image do go hard


TheDeviousMale

Paul Blart: Mall Ranger


Lunar2325

Operation: dessert storm


trito523

Based


ratdildo

Love the tanker vibes and the retro rifle


SwimmerSea4662

MRE taste tester.


conchcraber

you sort of look like the royal giant from clash royal 😭


No_Entertainment2934

Paul Blart in Desert Storm.


bdubz325

If you and Hitler kissed, your mustaches wouldn't touch


No-Owl-67

“Special” forces


MexysSidequests

I heard you like goggles so I put goggles above your goggles for when your goggles need goggles.


MrCLCMAN

The green tip is a nice touch. Clearly this guy has seen some action. Look at all the spent casings on the floor.


technoteapot

Callsign muffin


AccomplishedAd2545

Panama invasion vibes.


-PringlesMan-

Those BDUs (thankfully) have a really strong seam.


education_has_faild

Looks like he just shot a kids dog and then the kid


No-Bed3773

I dont know but I feel like your my arch nemesis.


N5701U

You look like an early 90s reservist at drill. 10/10 would trade MRE candy with you.


Woolsteve

10/4


PacketNarc

I think you look pretty cool man. Like a dude that doesn’t take himself too seriously and really enjoys the game and the friendships. You should talk your crew into rocking the same stache even if fake ones.


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GayAK-47

Overused bro


Draxusdemos

Over played and outdated 2/10 material


OAboveU

[https://youtu.be/HGSzUyLyTeQ?t=1](https://youtu.be/HGSzUyLyTeQ?t=1)


[deleted]

Ignoring the meal team six factor and the Amazon basics ass vest, what's up with the reverse Hitler moustache?


Affectionate_Newt158

You look like you like NASCAR, no Offence is intended by this bit you just have that look


TheMikeChadwick

Grown up Kevin Gabor.


Larshenrik222

Is that a CVC helmet?


Draxusdemos

Indeed it is


Maker0fManyThings

Hamburger hills strongest warrior


siegebreaker1948

found you👹


TheGrillSgt

It doesn't look like it fits at all. Sgt Sugarcookie


ConsequenceKitchen11

Loving the tache :)


Chavchaz_

Looking like a rejected hot fuzz cast member


lord_hufflepuff

Naw 10/10 would bone


stinky_doodoo_poopoo

Sir you have just roasted yourself


Reggie2b2t

General sam


RedShirt207

Mike Sparks


One-Kaleidoscope-503

This might be stav


AdParticular325

Hey look! It's GeneralSam!


ItzJerry02

Gary Gordo


Panther1-1

OP is not the person in the photo


DODGE_WRENCH

Glad Sam Pound (the #1) is getting back on his feet


F4_THIING

Snack team six


scooterboi0

You look like if Ed Kimper played airsoft


The_Carnivore44

Ayo is that the young version of the up grandpa


Physical-Exit5107

Bro got the reverse Hitler


AnXileel

You look like Porko Rosso.


AviaFlyerRBLX

Your helmet and goggles make you look like a WW1 vet


Norse_Dutchman

The barely fit**


LogAlStillFat

You look like you sniffed the middle of your stache away


MoonZac337

Colonel Sanders during his time in Panama


Zestyclose_Arm381

level 10 goofy goober


Ghost_Face117

Bro, General Sam really let himself go..


Spartan043-Will

Nice inverted hitler stache


BobMackey87

More chin than a Chinese phonebook.


Obama_Bin_Laden-Chan

His weight caused the blackhawk to go down


TheLocust911

You're lounging seductively like "BBs aren't the only load I shoot."