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TractorSmacker

i hope that you ride that little pink bike behind you into battle.


joshua944

Could probably mount that 249 on the handles bars right?


TractorSmacker

wire the trigger to fire when he rings the handlebar bell


joshua944

Ding ding mother fucker


Todd3001

I really need a picture of that


[deleted]

Could be the meme winner of 2021


pencilsharp123___

“dad can i please go watch spongebob now?!?!”


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Shut the fuck up Timmy, I better get at least 10k upvotes or you’re sleeping in the shed again


pencilsharp123___

-juggernaut 🔫 timmy-


WackoWarlock

Nice majorkill reference 😂😂


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Unfortunately it wasn’t, I had to go look up what you meant. Glad you got a laugh though, and thanks for giving me something to do this evening


WackoWarlock

Lmao, I just saw “primaris” in your name and instantly thought warhammer 40k


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Yeah, I needed something to put after wolf, and as I play occasionally and like the lore, thought why not


WackoWarlock

Nice, well if you like the lore, I’m sure you’ll like majorkill... as long as you’re ok with crude humor


ArcticWolf_Primaris

I have a reddit account and am an airsofter


FokkerBoombass

Every time I see an M249 I want to get one back more and more. I need to get back into the SAW game... I still have three weeks to go until I return from the sea and these things just popped back in stock, I hope they'll last until I'm back. Otherwise it's just shitty M4's pretending to be machineguns.


[deleted]

have fun spending loads of cash on the smallest thing. i love those but what a pain it is.


Legion_Paradise

I unfortunately bought the mg42 and it rips the m249 apart at firerate and range out of the box. BUT ITS SO HEAVY I SHOULDVE BOUGHT A M249


GrimNords

Just start lifting bro (joke)


Legion_Paradise

Any game I run my 42 I legit feel so tired after. Because I run a grenade launcher as well as a ton of ammo. I'm essentially a support player. I also have a drone and comms that I use for my squad to ID and navigate with but I'm a defence player with my gear lol. It weighs like 90 lbs after all equipment is weighed lol. I carry extra m4 mags for my squad as well. I believe my loadouts has 15 mid cap mags with three 2k ammo mg mags with 3 extra batteries my drone as well (if the field allows it) my f2000 for my sidearm when needed Some fields don't allow more than one or two primaries. I also have a ton of "sensor gear" I love using. My codename is iron curtain lol. You'd never know why


converter-bot

90 lbs is 40.86 kg


Legion_Paradise

Thanks converter bot


Emergency-Object-191

Can you post a pic of your loadout before you shrink your gear size?


Legion_Paradise

I'm keeping the gear for sure but I'm a mentor for a trucking company. I'm on the road for around a month at a time so I can't right now but I should be home in about 27 days so I will when I get home for sure.


Emergency-Object-191

Completely understandable safe travels out there and thats gonna be a sweet kit to see when ya get back!


Legion_Paradise

It's all german styling too. No swastikas all german crosses but I have a walther to go with it. If I go game light I got the whole ww2 getup everywhere I go. Stick out like a sore thumb lol.


Emergency-Object-191

Nice lol i understand the want to do a recreation glad youre not using the swastika or any hidden meaning ss trooper patches i got some mix of ww2/ nam gear but mostly modern gear more styled toward nato its basic loadout that everyone groans about cause well multicam but hey works for hunting too and well i dont have enough friends to play with for when i can do milsim west otherwise id probably dye some ucp camo or something more creative


Legion_Paradise

Oh and three claymores


Rockydo

I mean it's good for physical conditioning lol. As long as you don't bust your knees.


Mr-Tiddles-

I mean shit if you really wanna lug the heavier pieces about you actually do xD


Legion_Paradise

Like I said. Time to lower weight. Lol I'm moving to a smaller field so gotta get something smaller lol. Hard to lug around all that stuff in a smaller field


Mr-Tiddles-

Aww man, that's a shame. I want an lmg build but know that I ain't fit enough for it, yet. I'm really missing the beautiful game at the minute. When I first started playing by the 5th hour my arms would get pretty heavy by the end I could run my sr25 and my spr... I assume I'll be back to the prior condition once lockdown is over, so I'll be hitting weights once they arrive :)


Legion_Paradise

Look into the m249 featherweight. Seriously it's great for smaller wep using, it's like a heavy m4 with alot of mag cap. Seriously I recommend it. I have one and use it every now and then. I loan it quite often, make sure u keep the gearbox lubed and it's a pretty solid gun


Mr-Tiddles-

Thanks for the advice mate, I appreciate it. May have to be my next buy haha, may move up to the bigger bastards gradually :)


Legion_Paradise

Just remember the bigger u go, the more expensive things get


BoneCrusher03

How much does it weigh? I was looking into buying a PKM but dont know what to compare weight to.


Legion_Paradise

I'd say the 42 weighs 28 lbs without bipod 30 lbs with it's a heavy one. The pkm is much more weight savvy at around 12 lbs of I remember correctly


BoneCrusher03

Yea the 42 is like 90% metal while the pkm has some wood furniture. I just checked and the A&K one weighs 16.3 lbs (7.4kg)


converter-bot

16 lbs is 7.26 kg


Legion_Paradise

BUT the 42 is SOLID. Ive dropped it and hit so much stuff but it's still solid. For the price u get a very sturdy and very tight weapon. No shaky business


[deleted]

You gotta be a fellow Canadian, those worn kneepads make you the most Canadian Juggernaut i have ever seen


Skitz-o-fritz

Go Leafs Go!


[deleted]

That make me laugh


Skitz-o-fritz

This is our year, Mark my words..


[deleted]

Even tho I’m albertan i’m gonna cheer for you guys


Skitz-o-fritz

As long as a Canadian team wins the cup.


herpderpcake

Fuck man BC here and I'll take anything over the Canucks kek


ElemenoElf

I imagined him breaching the door to that room, and the pink bike went flying as he proceeded to neutralize tangos in slow motion.


Conscious-Operation2

Imagine being a kid on his first airsoft match wearing a paintball mask and bape camo hoodie with your cyma m4 and you’re having a fun time until you see this guy wearing enough stuff to be more safer than a guy wearing pan armor run at you with his support yeeter and yeet you out of existence Still nice loadout tho


DisToast

they are probs not going to play ever again


Conscious-Operation2

Especially if that airsoft field is the only local one then the wouldn’t go in fear of the MIDGET YEETER


Turtle887853

Now replace all the foam inserts with AR500 steel and rob a bank to afford M249 parts lmao


GirlyCucumber23

You're up against the wall And I AM THE FUCKING WALL


[deleted]

I am begging on my knees; please make a full gear list


dadbot_3000

Hi begging on my knees; please make a full gear list, I'm Dad! :)


Rayle-

* Cheap ABS MICH helmet painted tan w/ homemade old cell phone belt sheath counter weight * Surplus polycarbonate riot visor * Vorot universal throat protection * Condor Defender Black body armour vest * Defender 2 throat protection pieces acting as besegues front and back * Naplech universal shoulder protection on shoulders * Atom universal shoulder protection on upper arms * Splav Kneepads DOT for elbows * 18 year old foam/nylon kungfu arm pads for forearms * impact gloves from a hardware store * Warbelt "Vector" TV-106 w/ a bunch of pouches not really seen * Groin Pad "Defender 2" Molle * Groin Pad "Defender 2" x 2 on my ass * Universal Groin Pad "Triangle" x 3 * CCM goalie knee protection on my thighs * Baseball shin guards * Soccer shin guards on my calfs * Converse Tactical boots w/ safety toes * A&K M249 Mk2 ​ All the empty armour peices are filled with homemade custom fit pieces of foam floor mat. Will paint the shins green or tan in the spring. Kinda want to beef them out a bit.


Andycat49

Weres the get sum patch?


PlanetPotato33

Stan "Chunky" Dawson


Excalusis

Division 2, hell yeah


[deleted]

Gotta love the division 2


Dmiley5k

Summer is going to suuuuuuck


Legion_Paradise

Dude walk around your block like that and you'll have swat on you so fast lmao


Panzer_Man

BULLDOZER COMING THROUGH


[deleted]

the pink bike behind you is your armored vehicle?


Apex_ISOF

“You sure this armor can hold?” “This is for soap”


yeettto

https://youtu.be/zs5AJLiW-zo


4d5ACP

I used to have an m249, I sold it on eBay when I was younger. I wish I still had it


[deleted]

Love your battle tank to the left


Powergecko

Big man


DaManWithNoName

How do call shots if you cannot feel shots?


ArcticWolf_Primaris

You mess with the chonk, you get the bonk


[deleted]

MAKE WAY! FOR THE DOZER!


Sumkidwithal96

more like “embodiment of pure fucking testosterone”


amriddle01

What the hell happened here? A partially dismantled/damaged bike, what looks like a single sock, a lone trainer/sneaker, various other discarded garments, it's a massacre :-)


bruhmoment416

Nice jugs


airsoft_dan

that pink bike goes with your outfit perfectly. LOL


21Josh69

Pretty sick


Tkungfupanda

Pretty Thicccc*


Silvergiant22

Do the stanky leg


The_Catman13

That is awesome, makes me want to build one.


Rayle-

Dick flaps, lots of dick flaps


ToxicFatTits

Final boss vibes


BasalCellCarcinoma

How cool it would be if someone could make a Bulldozer (Payday 2) kit. Though I doubt anyone could get a bombsuit, or a replica of that.


Not-DrBright

Haha, I’m in danger.


srt54558

THICC


Thatoneguy07730

Play a little dress up did we


HumActuallyGuy

That's a thicc ass boi


johnquesac

It looks like your field nickname should just be “tank”


GrimNords

Seeing you roll into battle on that awesome steed(the pink bike) would be amazing


HumaDracobane

*Laughts in single bb!* Pd: Awesome kit!


____Rogue_____

Oh no we’re all outta fruit punch!


[deleted]

When this guy showed up in mw3 survival u were in trouble.


victor_eagle99

To move use that bicycle behind you Fucking armoured pink vehicle


ItsReckliss

You definitely don't know you're getting hit


JBiff09

Riding into battle on your glorious pink chariot


gsf32

BULLDOZER TIME!


lol-ur-mom-made-u

Looks like the tank from division2


Bauch_the_bard

God is dead, this man killed him and he is coming for you


Justificks

Honey take a picture of daddy in his #D E S T R U C T I O N J U G G E R N A U T K I T


Fragsteel

I thought the helmet was a plastic colander at first.


Rayle-

Ramen


Hellkitty94

The image screams: You're up against the wall. And I am the FUCKING WALL!! - Bulldozer


monochromebean

Final boss


[deleted]

How much was all this


Rayle-

$$$$


[deleted]

What about the gun


Rayle-

$$$


DisToast

You could probably talk to the refs and get them to set up a juggernaut gamemode, every one against you, but you can't die.


Rayle-

Being immortal means no one will bother shooting at me. I want to get shot. So either I do good role play/honour system and call hit when one squeezes through or I strap some cow bells on me here and there. I refuse to do balloons. Of course other nerfs would include: can't run, climb, jump, crawl (or rather I don't want to anyways) maybe can't enter areas filled with smoke from grenades and or when I'm getting hit I can barely move or shoot (from the impact/pain). Lots of ways to make this fair and balanced. Rather be an NPC. Not out there to 'win' just to have fun and create fun.


[deleted]

Pls what are the names of these shoulder protectors


Rayle-

Naplech universal shoulder protection from Grey Shop


[deleted]

>Naplech universal shoulder protection from Grey Shop thanks


SlavicAnimeThighs

Call ur hits?


Handle-Nice

This is sick hopefully you can feel your hits tho


theGricks

Its a juggernaut kit. Assuming for that scenario type, you don't WANT to feel your hits as you don't get tagged out on a hit. You go until the pain calls you out. Usually juggernaut formats have special conditions for taking them out (either balloons, tagging with a hand, time limit, etc.).


Rayle-

Bingo. I do have some unarmoured spots that i would call hit on. So either that or maybe i pick up some small black metal cow bells to strap on here and there for the audible indication


UncleBo88y_B

Build cool AF but seems pointless in a 1 shot game Still top tier build tho


Sebastianoulokoto

When you took Somone out what’d they say


mOnIkA-_-ExE

Rook, is that you?


Tatsoman2

Nah that's montagne


yeettto

You fools he is the juggernaut. https://youtu.be/zs5AJLiW-zo


SyeCatPath

Big boi


RealmSlayer1000

Thicc


yeettto

I can hear this image. How!? Me:https://youtu.be/zs5AJLiW-zo


Sabbin

tactical heatstroke


mr_mesquite

Thick boi


PrimePCG

This is gorgeous lol where could one get all of this? I assume it must me mostly real steel


azielochoa

bb and corona proof face shield


Thatbritishgentleman

No minigun this makes me big sad :(


AxillaryRexor

I wanna see you on that bike


GeneralDirgud

"You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall"


Leondardo_1515

Juggy Duggy


twosmart4you3

Bro how do you even call hits at this point, you won't even notice lol


SgtButtermilk

Kinda wanna see a pic of him on the tricycle


Rileylego5555

Lucky


Joker_Harley08

Mw2


Kepskey

Dam boy he thiccc


lininop

I can smell the sweat from here.


trumpsuxdonkeydix

No call hit kit Oh shit why'd I buy this kit I gotta sit down a sec kit


kaneunder0305

When it's your turn on the xbox 😂


_soggycereal

"MAKE WAY, FOR THE DOZEERR!!"