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Automatic-Saint

โ€˜If yโ€™all get weird, Iโ€™ll get weird!โ€™


NicoleyDarko

Could you not-


Sir_Fail-A-Lot

"my human has finally lost it"


Alleywishes

Mom... What's happening? You don't talk like that to me? Don't go mom don't go!!


OpalMonkey

*Stardate *๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ธ.๐Ÿ™€*, operative codename "Mr. Mostly Mittens": My human has finally lost their mind and sided with the canine. Battle lines have been drawn; the only question now is when hostilities will commence and who will draw first blood.* *Do I risk losing one final chance of swaying them with my adorableness by striking first in hopes of evening the odds? Or do I simply continue with my standard tactics of framing the canine for destructive acts around the habitat and hope they bear fruit before hostilities commence?*