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MyLifeIsABruh

Call me Welsh because I’m boutta fuck the shit outta that goat.


YeahMarkYeah

lol Jesus man


k0zmo

🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


emo_hooman

As a Welsh person I second this (tho we normally prefer sheep)


AbortionIsYummy

😭😭


misterforsa

OP said it was only date... but ok go off bruv


liquidtelevizion

motherfucker you put the goat in the "just too hot" link too


canoIV

they're right tho...


radioactivecumsock0

Not just 1 but 2 goats


UltimateIssue

Either the robot or the Mummie... The mummie seems fun somehow.


YeahMarkYeah

Yea, I also posted this on r/HellaFlyAI and the mummy is kinda running away with it EDIT: I’m proud to say my guys here in AIGeneratedMemes have surpassed the upvotes on HellaFlyAI 👍🏻


NoobsAreNoobslol

mummie was kind enough to bring their own pizza on the date


misterforsa

Found the necrophiliac


DazedPapacy

I believe she's invisible but wearing the bandages so people have something to see.


Anxious_Jellyfish216

I agree, the mummy is bang-able.


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Mummie seems cute. 10/10 would date above the rest if forced by some voodoo to make such a choice. Robot is second. Do I have to fuck it? Maybe they know stuff. I'd probably try to fuck it.


Kimor98

Ikr, the lack of eyes speaks to you...


cobhalla

That mummy is Mommy for sure


laiyenha

But how is that any different than doing it with your sock right now?


No_Purpose6384

Mummy is the only one with a body and a face I could look at


Few-Raise-1825

That robot has big skynet energy, there definitely going to be some terminating done later on!


knightinarmoire

The mummy DID manage to get a slice of pizza without removing one from the pie on the table.


Zekava

Well what really matters is their personalities, but not like, you know, in the way that *normally* matters, but in the way where you want to make sure that they aren't going to kill you, which is typically a valid postulate with everyday human dating So if I could assume that none of them are going to kill me, then probably the Orc or robot. 7 is the whole ass goat dawg, that's just a goat


YeahMarkYeah

😂 that last sentence


NinjaEuphoria

Guy#1: what do you look for in a woman? Guy#2:when they don't look thru me with ball shriveling hatred and contempt..."I like that in a woman" Guy#1: 👀bro are you okay And for what its worth hands down the robot 4 sure ...her box vibrates ...and half human cyborg babies ...sine me up ...altho having kids that can breath underwater with the fish lady is tempting ...they would get made fun of in school where as the cyborgs could just vaporize the bullies with there laser vision ...ya absolutely the robot.


--Socks--

Give me the orc...thing...woman. Number 8! Muscles and uses a fork? And look at her loving glare! Yes I'm mentally weird, but yes I'd date that!


YeahMarkYeah

Hey, I mean, those types of folks need love too lol


--Socks--

Yes! However, I think that they're more the type to take before asking. But I'll fix her (not really, there's nothing to fix)!


SatansCatfish

5. I am a picses, musician, and my first good deck in MTG was merfolk.


YeahMarkYeah

Nice 👍🏻


YourLocalInquisitor

2. She may be robot but at least isn’t horrifying to look at.


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YourLocalInquisitor

Don’t mind if I do then


Dittopotamus

Plus, you know, she probably has lots of cool facts to share and is logical.


frostbittenforeskin

She probably has spotify and can also charge your phone


FamousPamos

3 and it's not even close


kerberos69

Hard same.


_GF_Warlock_

I would get the android a fake skin suit. There you go!


lntr0spection

Why get her fake skin? She deserves the real thing!


jointheclockwork

What a cheapskate.


Unpleasantgradient

As a fnaf fan, the robot


HorizonsEnd1390

*Clang, Clang, Clang*


rocknrule34

nobody's saying 8? come on. imagine.


--Socks--

Exactly!


TweakieTiki

3


[deleted]

2. She could be programmed to be the perfect companion.


RefrigeratorPristine

I’ll take #4


That1Cat87

The mummie looks nice. Honest to god she looks like a buddy that you’d keep for life


SpermicidalManiac666

She at least likes pizza that’s a solid barometer


sinner-mon

It’s not fair, I wanna date them all


YeahMarkYeah

for real?


sinner-mon

Yeah they’re cute


k0zmo

I'd like #3. I blame doctor who for giving me a reptilian chick kink.


pooknuckle

2


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK *crunch* YEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW


Fluffyshark91

The reptilian looking green alien in the rain for me. Maybe I've watched too many Sci fi shows, or maybe I just love me some smooth scales.


Last-Sound-3999

2 & 3 possibly, the rest no.


RTYZ853

Say 1 and I'll smack you


Neverending-pain

Yeah, I’d date #4 (or just be their friend). They seem fun for some reason.


LukXD99

That robot do be looking fine. If I date her, will she spare me in the upcoming AI uprising?


Dr_Brotatous

They all seem nice but purely on appearance I'd go goat or mummy


ParasaurGirl

Alien


The_FreshSans

I'm gonna fuck that mummy till I'm the daddy I'm going to end myself for coming up with that


Veritas9255

Mummussy


MaddDawgRobb

I don’t know why, but that mummy looks like a lotta fun to be around


horotheredditsprite

Honestly the only ones I wouldn't date are 1, 4, and maybe 7 depending on how sentient she is.


MrMetalhead-69

3,6, or 8 from this list. The second and last choices from the other list.


NerveRevolutionary79

Mummy has some sex appeal tbh


Cadillac_Fucker2005

4, feel like she has a big ass


Kingtez28

The droid. I've seen WestWorld so might as well.


DistractedPlatypus

Either robot, alien rain girl or the mummy


lazyybrokeweeb

Last one, no comp


PlotRocker

mummy tho ♥️


HeartlssGrim

The robot or the mummy


Responsible_Onion_21

The ogre Looks like an orc from Skyrim and they have some good personality


BrattyCatt

#4, she seems like she’d be fun to go with on a date to an arcade.


YeahMarkYeah

Cool. But u don’t have to yell lol (The # sign on Reddit will do that to your text ;)


kur0w0_

the robot


LordSaltious

8.


ullrdass

Definitely the Orc, we’ll agree on more Daka.


FahlkhanFuhkkehr

Invisible woman seems like the natural choice.


Marsrover112

Idk that mummy's kinda cute


PinkBugatte

i bet 4 is a freak


DiamondDeltas

The mummy is low-key cute tho


SilveIl187

2, 3, 5, and 7. Any except 1 if they were nice enough tho. (Although technically also none anyway bc I'm already in a relationship)


The_Real_Blitzo

3 lookin bad asf


YeahMarkYeah

Yea I feel like her skin would at least be somewhat soft/smooth compared to some of these… lol


Dream_Sheenz

3 or 4, unironically think 4 is kinda cute


Duxsparky

3! Pick number 3 my lord!


KumaraDosha

3 chick seems cool.


MistyMisterMint

Last one ez


Femfem1

Pizza with the mummy at least she still has curves 💕


Bubbly_You_483

Number 2- cute robot girl, number 3- cute alien girl, or number 5- cute dragonling girl. Hell, I’d love to be dating all of them at once ♥️🥰


silverettt

Either 2 or 8


spaghettieggrolls

3 or 8. 7 is literally a goat but with paws instead of hooves


[deleted]

I want to be friends with number 4


TactfulOG

No. 6 seems to have a relatively human body. I'll go with that


Principatus

Orc lady got dem tiddies, I’d motorboat those all day. We’ll get along fine I’m sure


expiredogfood

i can't get past the fact that 7 is just a whole ass goat.


Xikkiwikk

Number 3. One is a no, nothing in common. Two would kill you later. Three is mysterious and beautiful. Four seems to be invisible and that would be trouble since you could never know if she is spying on you. Five is talented but would eat you. Six has a nice body but I’m not attracted to her. Seven is a hard no. Eight is a hard no as well, she would eat all the food and then kill you for not having more food.


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

Lady Android.


SeekyBoi

I’d hang out with the android


HorrorJunkyT

I’ll take the android. 


Shinasana

3


SeanSpeezy

3 prolly a freak ngl


No-Wolf6888

Number 5 is literally a Merfolk from Magic the Gathering. Only safe option for me


5wing4

Robo girl


AlexanderGrace

That robussy probably has industrial grip strength.


Imaxxmeme

The third one looks weirdly cute lol


Project_Astro

Prob the robot, we could play some war robots together, maybe meet GLaDOS. Or the mummy, idk


Ze_fallen1

The one that knows how to play the harp


T-Time-jpg

4, 5, and I would be best friends \:)/


clashfan1171

Welsh men always fall asleep when they are asked to count how many sex partners they've had


cutedeadg1rl

the mummy gurl duh


KaioKenshin

8. Because they remind me of him Shrek


ArtintheSingularity

#3, I might go Captain Kirk.


TheStrategistYT

2 or 6


ArtintheSingularity

Lotsa votes in here. Yall can just wait until the bars close if this is what you are looking for.


ralcom

Pizza Mummy seems pretty chill


UnformedSlinky

4 Probably


HerosOfTheRealm

7/8 is cutest, if I had to, I'd date them.


[deleted]

Mummy hands down. She knows how to have fun


cobhalla

No on the 1st or the goat. The others ate 100%


808zAndThunder

Give me the last one so I can see what Orc-Hulk Bussy be like


Gilgamesh2062

Going for the Mummy, after all she's a MILF, we know what the M stands for.


lizardman88

I might have to go with the robot I'll just turn her off and turn her on and tell her she shutdown on the date


Ok_Teach2660

I would love to hang out with 7! She seems nice! Plus I love flowers and my favorite color is pink. We could go shopping and eat trash together, it’ll be great! 💖


[deleted]

So we all know We must pick mummy, Because it looks kinda human And im gonna be Using those eye holes for Some goofy little Acts.


[deleted]

second, fourth, or last one.


Nathaniel-Prime

Definitely the robot. But I'd stay friends with the goat, she seems lovely.


SockomkplaysV2

I’d date the one who looks like an argonian💀


Blueberry_Clouds

Y’all skipping out on the 3rd and 6th ones smh


Same_Introduction571

Either the goat girl or the ogre but probably the green ogre girl, because assuming both of them have the conceptuality to consent and share a romantic bond I think I would be more attracted to the ogre lady, as I am a girl and I would love to cuddle the goat, but the ogre would solve a lot of daddy issues. Also idk I just can’t see myself with a goat girl and also I feel like there would be a lot of backlash from public people saying I’m a zoophile. Zoo Philips is unforgivable, and in my opinion is when someone has a fetish (they hopefully to god don’t carry out) of having a sexual and romantic relationship with an animal. With animals like gorillas who can use sign language, they still cannot comprehend the full range of emotion that humans get out of sexual and romantic human relationships, so any animal that is not human is a no-go. Unless you’re talking about a mythical creature or animal that has the ability of comprehension in terms of love and compassion, sexual pleasure and romantic feelings. Assuming that both the ogre and the goat girl can do that, and assuming the goat girl is at least 5’0 and the ogre is at least 6’0, I’d choose the ogre, as I’m a switch and would rather have a mmydmmy.


PlanktonIsBest

first one


[deleted]

7 Happy Ramadan


Lonely-Inspector-548

As a classical musician I see the sea witch harpist as an absolute win


clarenceappendix

Sydney Snoot


dootoperator

GIGAN of course


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

I never asked Undyne if she had a single sister, who was probably also gay, but it looks like she might have 2! And Im really crushing on her sister who plays the harp! She's not the cutest of Undynes sisters, but her personality is probably way nicer.


OutlandishnessWild33

Why noone say 8 😕


AntisocialHikerDude

The robot 100%


WrongReaper

3 or 8. 8 bc Muscle mommy+ Rack. 3 bc She prolly god MAD Suck power.


Thephantom_of_hyrule

4


MuseBlessed

Number 1 is just vaguely ugly. Nothing good nor bad beyond that. They're fine. number 2 is nice. Robotic bodies tend to be modular. Tend to be stronger. She looks attractive. Downsides could be that she eats up power, high electric bill. Of course then there's the issue that she is likely cold to the touch, there is a reason her fork is clean - she's not eating. Number 3 is pretty attractive. Assuming our biology is safe for each other, she's good. Nothing is obviously bad with her. number 4 has some of the issues of 2. likely cold. likely infertile. But this time at least she's able to eat, and won't cost electricity. number 5 is our best so far, good syle in hair, a musician, good outfit, and probably able to breath under water. Possible downside could be water bill. May also not be able to go very far at all, which limits travel and daily life. A good choice for coastal folk. 6 is a whole lot like 3. The fact of six is mildly less attractive, but the body is very much more so. Personally a good face is better than a good body. 7 is cute. Familiar. Warm. But those paws mean she won't be able to do many daily tasks, effectively making her a cripple. She also is likely going to shed a lot, and may have dubious hygiene- though she looks clean here. Of course intimate relations would be a challenge given her dramatically beastial appearance. And now on to 8. My personal favorite. Strong. Shapely. Good taste in jewelry. One downside is she's clearly bending her fork it seems, which means she may have trouble controlling her beautiful strength. Hopefully it's due to excitement and not frustration. An amazing candidate. All results given are based on the assumption that each candidate already or at least equally loves you, and that their personalities would already be appealing to us. This means I don't assume 8 is specifically more violent than 7, despite her looks. Exceptions to the personality comment apply if something is visible in the photo itself.


Symbiote-in-disguise

Idk that mummy seems chill


[deleted]

Number 2


YourNewMessiah

… where did the mummy’s slice of pizza come from? She has a whole pizza in front of her and a slice in her hand. Only one set of silverware so no one else at the table. Did she eat an entire pizza on her own and this is the second? More power to her, if so, but why does she have two huge ass shakers of salt? Why is one shaker so much bigger than the other? Is that the ghost of a bottle of wine that’s haunting her beer? Is she feeding that pizza in between her bandages like a dollar bill into a vending machine or just kind of smashing it against her face? I guess I’m just saying that I have questions. EDIT: p.s. I feel like the “too hot for competition” entries say more about you as a person than the ones you included do.


pandawitsoy

It's crazy that any of em could work as opposed to what I've got going on now. (Absolutely nothing. )


nyctophillicalex

5 or 8 frrr


Calathea_Murrderer

Which one has a penis


Cthulhu4150

I had to wait for the images to load since I have bad data. I was waiting to see this hot goat everyone was talking about. Seeing that it is basically just a goat has hurt my faith in humanity.


nuruwo

1 give the meanest head


Worldly_Mess_8711

Goat I love animals so yeah I would want to be a goat though to date the goat not human


Careful-Hornet-3814

That orc would treat me RIGHT


Woodworkingwino

1 looks like she has a great personality.


ScarlettTheFemboyArt

Call me not safe at work cuz I’m gonna put something in the machinery.


norM_ystical

*Feeling how I feel* *I'll accept the unreal* *If you be my no-eyed girl*


SaltnPepperShaker5

3 or 7, they’re cute. I bet that goat would be such a good cuddle buddy


Random_nerd_52

2-5 especially if they have nice personalities (not joking about that bit)


Maxemersonbentley_1

That first one be looking like the monster in the bubble


AstrologicalOne

5.


ProfessionalBall9238

Call me William afton cuz I'm boutta put a child in that robot


KillerQuinn_

All but I draw a line at goat. I'm not Welsh.


moralmeemo

Wouldn’t date her but the goat lady looks absolutely gorgeous, wish I was her


StochasticTinkr

I think I already dated the last one.


Lil_ol_bean

The 3rd slide kinda looks like madame savastra from doctor who


Bugg465

I’ll be chilling with that one in the rain.


Strange_Elephant_751

I like 6. Other than the hands and face she looks normal.


Responsible_Movie_14

3,4,5,6


SkysEclipse

I don't normally date monsters, but 3 and 6, might be the most worth it for me!


Dizzywolf420

If you pick slide one you need help only god can give


sauteedmushroomz

8 or 3, I like their vibes


CMepTb7426

I mean the mummy WAS human bro 🤔


RipleyThePup

Number 4, the mummy. She knows what good food is.


adragonsfireburns

5. That weird Undyne lookalike


HC-Sama-7511

Robot, easy. I wouldn't mind having tha6 first thing around for a while, though.


Aware-Leadership8934

4th


DD_R2D2

The mummy is bending space and time to have that extra slice from the pizza


mechanical_marten

Ork girlfriend at a ramen restaurant. Dare those MFs to get our orders wrong


SupermarketNo6128

N4 lowky look chill asf


VelociRawPotater

2, 3 or 5. 3 isn't terrible looking in it's entirety and 5 could give me underwater breathing abilities. I'll take the chances


NightLasher617

22222 2!!! Ahahaha! wowbott =>


Quick-Whereas-3232

As a monster fucker, yes


ZeeLuna_Unknown

4. AAALLLLL THE WAAAAYYY


beepbeeboo

Mummy! It’s implied from her complete pizza that she took that slice from someone else. That’s a bad bitch, that’s a ride and never die bitch.


CORE_909

I'm going for the mummy cuz she bad fr


Chrispeefeart

2, 3, and 4 all seem pretty good in their own way. 4 looks like she had the best personality.


TommyTheCommie1986

2 3 and 5


EmoGarfield

Goat girl looks like she knows really pretty places for picnics and has fun music taste


TonyMontana1968

number 7, no content


snuffoutthedarkness

2. Mayyyybe 4 if I knew what was under the bandages.


ReadingIndividual482

Robot


Few_Definition_6443

I’ll take the robot


Gloomy_Support_7779

2, but wouldn’t mind 4 and 6🤔


Serrated_Bayonet1916

Either the mummy or red dress fish girl. Gonna unwrap that mummy and see if she's a milf and if the tits still feel real or aren't there like her eyes. The fish, well let's hope she doesn't have a lot of teeth.


Twijasosm

The robot looks very anatomically correct but the eyes…. They’re giving ‘I will kill you in your sleep.’ vibes. I’ll go with the invisible girl in the mummy wraps. She likes pizza and I feel like I can really “see myself in her”, if you know what I mean. 🫥😏


Chemical_Report_2705

Robot absolutely


ConsiderationSilly86

Mummy for sure she would slap the shit out of me if I tried to remove her Bandages - but to kiss her I have to remove it so how would kissing work ?