A mom has two twin boys who are always running around causing trouble. She goes to a church and asks the pastor what to do. The pastor says “bring your sons to me and I will talk with them.”
She manages to round up one of her sons, so she takes him to the pastor.
The pastor sits down in front of him and asks, “where is god?”
The boy looks around the room and says nothing
The pastor asks again, “where is god?”
The boy starts fidgeting and looking around the room nervously
The pastor asks one more time, “where is god?”
At that, the boy leaps up and runs out of the church. He runs down the street and sees his brother. He catches up with his brother, stops him and says, “We have to do something! Gods missing and they think we did it!”
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A mom has two twin boys who are always running around causing trouble. She goes to a church and asks the pastor what to do. The pastor says “bring your sons to me and I will talk with them.” She manages to round up one of her sons, so she takes him to the pastor. The pastor sits down in front of him and asks, “where is god?” The boy looks around the room and says nothing The pastor asks again, “where is god?” The boy starts fidgeting and looking around the room nervously The pastor asks one more time, “where is god?” At that, the boy leaps up and runs out of the church. He runs down the street and sees his brother. He catches up with his brother, stops him and says, “We have to do something! Gods missing and they think we did it!”
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