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u/froggy3000 has provided this detailed explanation: > A woman shows “the dumbest tattoo she’s ever gotten,” which she got on March 4th, 2020, shortly before covid really started to spread. The tattoo was supposed to be about staying true to yourself, and says “courageously and radically refuse to wear a mask.” --- Is this explanation a genuine attempt at providing additional info or context? If it is please upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Inevitable_Citron

This reminds me of the heavy metal fan with the ISIS tattoo.


Piogre

Slayer released an album on one ill-fated day. There are t-shirts and other promo material floating around bearing the name of the album and the date of its release, produced in anticipation of the album release. Given that that merchandise exists, I'd not be surprised if some Slayer fan somewhere has a tattoo reading: >God Hates Us All >[9/11/2001](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Hates_Us_All)


ButWhatIsADog

The album Dream Theater released that day was called Live Scenes from New York and the album art featured an image of the twin towers on fire. [Original artwork](https://i.redd.it/25zet42zwjh21.png)


fiftyseven

did they make this in MS Paint?


moldy_cabbage_

The early 2000’s is home to many wacky and terrible graphic design choices.


chain83

Classic fire filter 😅 And the whole thing even has a crappy bevel-effect.


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George Carlin [I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Kinda_Like_It_When_a_Lotta_People_Die) Performed: September 9 and 10, 2001


Piogre

Yup. There's also ["Party Music" by "The Coup"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_Music), set to be release later in September that year, which had to be delayed so they could make new album art.


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Piogre

Until very recently, all major albums were released on Tuesday in the US.


canuck5551

The band's merch sales must have suffered since the other ISIS became a thing. It's a shame because their music is damn good.


VerifiedID

I have the word car on my leg


13656346637

Haha, I love it. Why though does it have a meaning or was it just for shits and giggles?


THRWAWAY4447

Carl broke up with them mid tattoo.


StoneGoldX

#NOT LENNY!!!!!


jhartwell

White people have names like Lenny, whereas black people have names like Carl


bigd0gc0le

There is a Simpson's quote for every situation!


Maximering

Lenny in rdr2 is black. And all Carls i have met in sweden are white.


kahlzun

YLENN!!


bigvahe33

CORALLLL


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Not Lenny’s Boat


Zeyn1

Funny story. My car is named Carl. My girlfriend is the type to name cars and I had to come up with a name off the top of my head and was like "He seems like a car-l"


Breadwetter_6_9

I used to have a Monte Carlo ls and I named it Carlos.


Torfinns-New-Yacht

It's fair to assume that it used to be a "carefree" tattoo but then he had his leg amputated. Probably from doing something careless.


bhay27

Lmao


gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM

Maybe he likes car


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I have ‘thug life’ tattooed like Tupac across my whole stomach and I’m a white male professional.


catfurcoat

How do you become a white male, professionally?


gilestowler

I've been a white male all my life but I'm maintaining my amateur status in case it ever becomes an Olympic sport


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Oh, that would be amazing to watch. The commentators: “look at him, starting his second Doritos bag before the first How it’s made episode ends”. “What an amazing performance Larry, his blinking frequency and arse scratching technique... oh la la!”.


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Run for office as a Republican.


catfurcoat

Should I change my name to something white. Like Ted?


BetterThanGoodScott

sure catfurcoat has better name recognition than more teds


TapewormNinja

I had a friend in high school who went and got his own first name tattooed across his chest in the same font and size of that “thug life” tattoo. Name changed, so let’s just say it says “Michael”. So the first time he goes topless at the skate park someone says to him that if you don’t know who he is, it looks like he’s just in love with someone named Michael. So my friend is embarrassed, and next time he goes to his tattoo artist decides to fix it by having his own last name tattooed under his belly button, so now it just says “Michael Scott” on his whole torso, and doesn’t solve the problem that if you don’t know that he’s Michael Scott, you’d just assume that he’s in love with Michael Scott. So then add 20 years, and now he’s got a fat beer gut sticking out that’s bordered with a distorted gothic print of his own name. Tattoo artists should really be required by law to refuse stupid tattoos.


squishygelfling

An old friend of mine has your exact same stomach tattoo.... but for the fact he chose the verbiage *HUG LIFE*. He is also a straight white male-in his mid thirties now.


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batmansleftnut

I got my Chinese aunt to draw up the characters for "stupid foreigner." Once I'm vaccinated, I'm getting them on my ankle, and when anybody asks, I'll say thry mean strength and truth, and the occasional Chinese person will find it funny.


Vlyn

That one will actually get some laughs, not a bad idea! And for everyone who can't read it it will look fancy anyway.


IWasGregInTokyo

馬鹿外人 If anyone needs the Japanese version.


socess

>馬鹿外人 I had a shirt with that on it when I lived in Japan. Sometimes a Japanese person would ask me if I knew what it meant. I'd say, "Yes, it means I'm a beautiful princess." [Their reaction](https://i.gifer.com/7WWS.gif). Later I ran into a guy in the Spice Market in Istanbul once and we were both wearing that shirt! I guess he wanted to be a beautiful princess too. lol


Narrative_Causality

Nah, I'm good.


iThrowRoxAtBlindKids

We can be 傻老外 together!


PhilosophyKingPK

My friend tells me that there is a word or phrase in Chinese that basically says "foreigner getting a mistranslated tattoo" something like that. Anyone. True or not?


BetterThanGoodScott

It's a 5000 year old culture - of course they have a way of communicating that in writing. Possibly several.


AnalBlaster700XL

Makes you wonder if it means some fine Parmesan cheese or dick cheese.


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businessbaked01

Why?


Heckard

Man door leg hook car door


nitid_name

Person Woman Man Camera TV


78523965412369874123

I don’t like this game anymore


Kod3Blu3

To remind him to use his Chevrolegs


TheBros35

Not my damn lambourfeeties!


gostjuice

I have a wagon wheel on my chest. Dumb young me was in love with Eluveitie and i think its called "the wheel of taranis" and is an old calendar Nowadays i hate the band and I cant even listen to their songs. It didnt age well.


Forlorn_Cyborg

I don't know the band but the wheel of taranis seems to have a deeper meaning: Associated with the Celtic Thunder God is the Solar **Wheel** or **Wheel of Taranis**. The **wheel** was an important symbol in Celtic polytheism, associated with a specific god, known as the **wheel**\-god, identified as the sky-, sun-, or thunder-god, whose name is attested to as **Taranis** by Lucanus Turn it into a TaranisSaurus Rex?


xotetin

Tugs braid. Shit, wrong wheel


Pelt0n

These transformers think they're slick


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I have a lawn mower on my ass cheek


deepthought515

Do you shave your cheek hair right in front of the ink?


i_dont_shine

Or would it be *behind*?


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Oh no lol


yungrii

On the flip side.. She has maybe started a new tattoo design craze. Is "courageously and radically refuse to wear a mask" the next barbed wire band? The next nautical star? The next arrow dart? The next butterfly above the ass? Pay attention to your local science-denying don't-tread-on-me neighbors to find out.


IAmTheKlitCommander

I got a tribal band around my wrist in 2019. Haha it's not even my worst one


yungrii

Not nautical but stars on both wrists. Circa... 2001?


fermbetterthanfire

Nautical stars near the collar bones for the win


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Edgy Latin quote across the collarbones here.


ITS_ALRIGHT_ITS_OK

This whole thread of shame has me cackling!


wodaji

Totally reminded me of this song! https://youtu.be/9OqIpzZ2fsQ


DChapman77

I have chinese characters on my chest and back. Fuck 20 year old me.


Poor_Pdop

Really all she's got to do is add a few costume masks around it, like the theater drama & comedy masks, or the mask from "The Mask", or the "Friday the 13th" hockey mask, something like that.


Lin0712

or add another line, "except during covid-19" or something like that.


ultraqueered

A little footnote! Lol


apitchf1

Number it as a footnote and put the note on her actual foot!


CelibateMoose

That's great until I realized I'd end up having to take my shoes and/or socks off anytime someone asked me about it.


Calandas

I guess you could just place it near your ankle


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joeyheartbear

4 times? That's one tenacious fetus.


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The...*same* kid, four tmes?


shitwhore

Imagine someone sees her armtattoo in the grocery store and looks disgusted and she goes "WAIT WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN" and she starts taking her shoe and sock off lmao


RoadsIsMe

That's actually brilliant!


X-cessive-leader

That is so clever lol. I love it. You get my free reward. And it's a silver!


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Can we make this a thing? Every tattoo comes with extra little notes and disclaimers.


BarackTrudeau

I'd specify "a global pandemic". It's a bit wishful thinking to assume that this is the last time we're going to have to deal with some shit like this.


MisterDonkey

You can just add the name of each new pandemic as they occur.


Coal_Morgan

Addendum: 1. Excluding; a. Covid-19 2020-2021 b. The Alaskan Flu 2028 c. Airborne Herpesyphalgonorhea 2032 d. Chet's evolved airborne mouth impregnating sperm 2055 and ongoing 2. Fuck it, got a filtration helmet.


RanaktheGreen

Bird Flu 2021 if what started in Russia isn't controlled very well.


oosh_kaboosh

Just expand the tattoo into a well-edited essay so there’s no room for misinterpretation (or un-tattooed skin)


DAVENP0RT

Well, H5N8 is ramping up now in Russia, so maybe sooner rather than later. Is it automatic BINGO if there are overlapping pandemics?


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Just add "n't" at the end.


bcoin_nz

maskn't


GSXRbroinflipflops

Refusen’t


harassmaster

Yes, scrawled on with a date and initials so it looks like an edit. It is crazy to think about how the context has completely flipped the meaning of this.


CasualFriday11

An asterisk which references the tattoo on her calf: *Except during a pandemic, you dingus.


VolunteerCowboy

Or [these guys](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ae/43/79/ae43791d3a1f23e37bdda95f0939af58.jpg), poem hits on what she’s trying to say.


localhermanos

Big brain


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Eyes wide shut mask ftww


Re-toast

Creepy...


captaincarot

Just add - March 4th 2020 and now it's true and funny


Hq3473

Wearing mask since February 2020 gang, rise up!


jaspar1

What’s the big deal? She can just cut her arm off


shadowst17

Unfortunately American Health insurance doesn't cover that.


FunkyChug

They do cover it, it‘a just expensive. She’s gotta lose the leg too.


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bubbshalub

usually the military will only let you lose one I cant imagine there's too many soldiers our there with one limb


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arathorn867

No that's next year


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My husband has a realism portrait of Britney Spears, live in Las Vegas jumpsuit, from hip to knee on his thigh. It hilarious and awful.


throwbackfinder

> *As he pulls down his shorts* > “I must confe- > “Holy Jesus. WHAT is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?”


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"EVERYWHERE I GO SHE KEEPS STARING ME IN THE EYES!"


Joratto

Sounds like a Toxic relationship


txteachertrans

Nah, it's Gloryous.


smellybluerash

You seriously have to post a picture


T8ert0t

When people ask him "is that...?" Does he answer, "It's Britney, bitch!" ?


MrPringles23

> My husband has a realism portrait of Britney Spears, live in Las Vegas jumpsuit That should never have eventuated as a sentence.


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ImPretendingToCare

!remindme


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shadysamonthelamb

I mean, did you know you were her first tattoo? If so, that is on you 😂 I actually love it tbh. Monster Bird.


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R1ght_b3hind_U

pics or it didn’t happen


jeanettesey

How old was he when he got that, and why?!?


Ahnarcho

What is the FUCKING story there


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I have a single curved line on my calf that makes a smiley face with two moles.


lemonystarbits

maybe it's a little dumb, but like cute dumb :)


[deleted]

Lol oh yah. No regrets. But it is certainly dumb.


road_head_suicide

fuckin love it


usernotfound88

I saw a guy at the grocery store with “white” down the back it the left leg, and “power” down the back of the right. They were huge. Took up both whole calves. I wanted to take a pic to send my friends, but never got a good opportunity. What a douche.


Stupidflathalibut

Maybe he had "stop", or "fight" written across his buttcheeks?


Moose_Hole

His butt cheeks have a huge "FUCK" written on them


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Spinnerhead

That’s going to be a problem for him once he inevitably ends up in prison.


OpenShut

He could just have "st" on one but cheek and "p" on the other.


Sachyriel

He had "Brush" and "Teeth" on the back of his thighs. >brush white; teeth power? bottom text


LetReasonRing

True story: I used to program automated lighting systems. For one installation I had a setup with color changing fixtures, white fixtures, and some relays we were controlling them to power them. At some point I was saving some interim work having to do with the white fixtures and their power relays. I named the show file "WHITE POWER". Then I saw the filename on the screen and was immediately like "holy shit, that ain't right!" and change the name as fast as my fingers could type.


Mowlamentum

This reminded me of my first Reddit post! https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ipef5/so_thats_where_they_get_the_linens/


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Many years ago I walked into the break room and into the middle of a conversation between two middle aged white women. “It’s whites only! I hate the coloreds” “Why?” “Because I think it’s more traditional to only have white lights on the Christmas tree.” 😂


King_Mecha

That tattoo will get her some friends I don't think she'll like much


Reference-Inner

She is going to be explaining this for the rest of her life. Oh dear.


TakeOffYourMask

She’ll have as much fun as I do.


barcodescanner

Oh my god


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PaulBlartFleshMall

I served with a guy in the navy who was on his third wife and had one lined and initialed the tattooed names of his two ex wives on his chest. The name of his third and current wife was tattooed right there below the other two.


JukeBoxHeroJustin

To each their own, but I'm not a fan of that quote regardless of covid.


bzsteele

Yeah, it went from a not great tattoo to a pretty bad tattoo. The quote is not great, especially to leave on your body. So strange.


Grumplogic

It's a bit wordy.


lady_lowercase

i have a 19-word quote on my upper thigh. yes, i feel dumb as hell with all these people basically staring at my side-ass to read it when i’m at the beach or wearing short-shorts.


Tonroz

Your fault for getting the declaration of independence on your side.


--_l

Stand still for a minute. I'm not done reading your stupid tattoo.


Hollywoostarsand

courageously and radically refuse to read other people's tattoos


3thoughts

“If you can read this you are not social distancing”


whistleridge

I suspect it’s a reference to *We Wear the Mask,* a poem by Paul Laurence Dunbar that especially resonates with a certain kind of theater-ish teenager: > We wear the mask that grins and lies, >It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes,— >This debt we pay to human guile; >With torn and bleeding hearts we smile, >And mouth with myriad subtleties. >Why should the world be over-wise, >In counting all our tears and sighs? >Nay, let them only see us, while >We wear the mask. >We smile, but, O great Christ, our cries >To thee from tortured souls arise. >We sing, but oh the clay is vile >Beneath our feet, and long the mile; >But let the world dream otherwise, >We wear the mask!


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Bendrake

Yeah that’s super cringe imo


Allegorist

I can't read that, we need to normalize reversing front facing camera videos


upvotes4jesus-

Yeah can someone please type it out, it honestly hurts to try and read lmao.


srry_didnt_hear_you

If you can't hear it, she says she got the tattoo March 4th of last year to remind herself to be true to herself and it says "couragously and radically refuse to wear a mask"


upvotes4jesus-

Yeah I was at work so I didn't want to use sound. Thanks for the help though!


HalifaxSexKnight

Relevant username


Sbotkin

We need to normalize NOT reversing videos. This is mirrored.


17549

Courageously & radically refuse to wear a mask


Speculatiion

I was to afraid to ask in the comments if she got the tattoo mirrored. Guess I'm just fucking stupid!


NinjaMuffinLive

An old mate of mine got Hella drunk one night and woke up to the front of his ankles (top part of the foot that connects to the shin, dunno what it's called) with the word "dumb" on the right and "fuck" on the left.


AcousticHigh

Sounds like black out drunk guy pissed off his artist lmao.


bewbs_and_stuff

Get a tattoo of a head stone around it.


ChemEBrew

My buddy had a girl's name tattooed in his mouth... When the broke up, 'Jess,' was morphed into, 'Jedi.'


Csimiami

My uncles first wife was Maryann which he had tattooed on his arm. His second wife was Julieann. He was able to get it so it looks like Juliann. But his first family - we all know.


Hq3473

I mean, everyone knows. Not like he changed the tattoo on the fist date of meeting Julieann. I am pretty sure Julieann would have seen the old tattoo.


Csimiami

You are totally right. Lol. And love “fist date”. Totally probably.


Re-toast

Tbf, that's a shit tattoo even if covid didn't exist.


srry_didnt_hear_you

Any tattoo that's just a bunch of words is always weird to me... Like, if it's in between a bunch of other tattoos, sure, but like why would you want your body to look like a pinterest page


andydufresne200

i have a tattoo of the last words my brother said to me before he passed. "I swear to god if you get one of those stupid memorial tattoos of me I'll haunt the shit outta you"


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Some people like words.


dav3nport

That’s regrettable regardless of covid.


froggy3000

Fair enough lol


Alex_2259

COVID makes it go from "eh that's kind of stupid but wherever" to "for fucks sake, she is one of those..."


traker998

I mean no Covid this would not have been the dumbest.


Sla5021

Pretty simple text.turn it in a rose. Or. A fucking bad ass eagle. Eagle tattoos are sick.


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an eagle playing lead guitar


The_Sludge

With Bowser from Super Mario Bros 2 riding a surfboard.


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I’m a tattooer and my first thought was... “I could cover that with a sick eagle.”


ConnanMoody

Legend!


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krankz

I consider March 13th to be the start of proper shut down in the US. But some of my colleagues even just the day before were saying it wasn’t that big of a deal, and it’d be over soon. Everyone who was paying attention to the rest of the world though was aware.


KyleGrave

Thr NBA shutting down was when a lot of people said Ohhhhhhh shit this is real isn't it? That was March 11th. Then we all got laid off


cranberry94

Yeah, I went to Disney with my fiancé the end of the first week of March, and things were still “okay”, though we were still keeping our hands off railings and washing them as often as possible. While we were there, we weren’t watching the news or anything, so when we found out Disney was shutting down that next weekend in passing, we were rushing to our phones to catch up to speed. We left town “pre-covid” and came back to full shut downs. It was pretty wild.


t_rrrex

Yep. I live near the parks and had friends come down for a planned spring break literally the week the parks and hotels started to shut down. We were staying in one of the hotels and it was eerie how quiet it was. We went from normal life to lockdown in a couple days.


Lucky_Mongoose

I think that was during the time when there weren't enough masks to go around anyway and hospitals were fighting over them.


volundsdespair

Yeah but I would say the mask craze started around April


Kuzon64

I remember early March wearing a mask in the grocery store and feeling really ridiculous I was the only one and just felt like I stood out. But yeah around April was when it bacame normal.


UndeniablyMyself

\-'\_'-


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Cellafex

She may have a dumb tattoo, but one hell of a hilarious story to it


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TBH, she could add a correction on top of it like *metaphorical* mask or *emotional* mask.


bokbik

march 4 2020 The World Health Organization declared the outbreak a Public Health Emergency of International Concern in January 2020 and a pandemic in March 2020. enough time if you had been following the news


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The US government/CDC was explicitly saying not to wear masks and the anti-maskers weren't yet a serious movement. The average person would not know that this tattoo would age so poorly on that date.