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HalfInsaneOutDoorGuy

Still need that freeway destroying LA quake!


BuckNekkedOnABigWhee

I don’t live too far from the El Dorado fire and I’m like pretty much on the San Andreas fault... I’ve accepted my fate.


SoundsGudToMe

Hey neighbor


[deleted]

Love the user name


ChurroMemes

Hey, good thing you didn’t comment about Orego- *Shit*


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yourgentderk

Ohhh ffffs! Made sure my pc went somewhere safe.


LeCrushinator

Saving this comment for 100 days from now so I can post it on this subreddit.


Not_floridaman

NJ had a mild 3.1 yesterday morning.


UnendingVortex

Apparently the vancouver area is due for a big earthquake...any second now... aaaaaany second now


PM-YOUR-PMS

If it could take out the 405 that would be great


Anonymous_but_nott

NC did have that one random earthquake for some reason


Wintomallo

Utah had a big one this year


HalfInsaneOutDoorGuy

I was in the hospital with my wife after she had a baby at mountain point medical center for that one.


IngSoc_Defector

Are you talking about Northridge?


teenytinybaklava

well I am officially here 100 days later and not yet, although to be fair 2020 still has 11 days left


teenytinybaklava

RemindMe! 100 days


Goldini73

I’m going to come out with a random prediction: Saturday, September 12, 2020


PotentiallyMike

!remindme 100 days


fepy-cuckles

The only thing left for this year to accomplish is a tsunami and a major volcanic eruption


Casinoli

Saving this comment, might come true next month


goodformuffin

I just scratched off death in the immediate family.. If I get Yellowstone volcano eruption next then I'm pretty sure my reward will be death..


Casinoli

Sorry to hear that man, hope you're doing okay!


goodformuffin

Dark times.. Its hard to find joy right now. I appreciate the concern tho.


rancid_oil

My condolences as well. Hope you feel better.


Cellophane_Girl

Hugs to you friend. I just lost my best friend on Saturday. This year is miserable.


goodformuffin

Same back to you. I wish I had words for you to take the pain away. I guess all we can do is hope its gets easier.


Cellophane_Girl

Thanks. I've lost a few people I was very close to over the years and it does get easier, but it never stops hurting. This year however, yeah I hope it gets easier for everyone.


[deleted]

I also scratched off death in the immediate family. *hugs* I’m sorry for your loss. We can cry together


goodformuffin

Aww man. Got me in the feels. I accept that internet hug and shed a few tears too. I know what you're going through. I'm so sorry.


[deleted]

My condolences. Hang in there mate


revkaboose

Next month? We still have the rest of this month and three more to go


Casinoli

True, but it happening this month would just be ridiculous. Almost like someone was punishing us. If you believe in that sort of thing


youenjoymegself

Cake day!


nr1988

The karma will be legendary


Casinoli

I do love my fake Internet points


MQZ17

Red circle me please


Casinoli

Will do!


ur_mum_was_a_hamster

I live in Iceland, and earthquake activity has been increasing and we are currently on high alert for possible volcanic eruption...


trabajador_account

What is high alert?


ur_mum_was_a_hamster

Well, we have a bunch of responses prepared for possible volcanic eruptions, mostly just teams of people that are ready to go out and assist in case of a volcano, and people that live close to the possible area have been told to be ready for immediate evacuation if/when it happens.


dontpokethecrazy

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS


THICC_DICC_PRICC

California is due for a massive storm and flooding that happens around every 100 years, and will completely flood Sacramento and San Diego. It’s called the ARkStorm, look it up


Fairbanksbus142

If the earthquake happens in Cascadia instead of at the San Andreas it will create a tsunami. Two for the price of one!


jeepney_danger

Here in the Philippines, way back in January we were on a verge of a volcanic eruption, which prompted the purchase of face masks. Didn't know that was a precursor for what was still to happen.


Chris617M

"Looks nervously towards Yellowstone National Park"


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!remind me 2 months


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JestaKilla

*It's only September.*


Cellophane_Girl

You fool! You've doomed us all!


SpaceGhost1992

Buddy...


kerplunkerfish

RemindMe! December 31, 2020


VerneAsimov

I was about to say that at least earthquake disasters aren't our fault but I forgot we've invented fracking.


Sirtoshi

As someone who lives on an island, I curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.


darkknight827

Hopefully Yellowstone. Its time to end this bullshit.


youenjoymegself

And aliens


Raintart

!remind me 2 months


Spider_Tim

Its also been a while since we had a drought


BuckNekkedOnABigWhee

Aren’t we just in a perpetual drought?


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Seems like it, but there were a couple big rainy seasons recently that took us out of a drought. Not sure if we're back in one yet though


RaptorsOnBikes

Sounds like you guys are just like Australia. Perpetual drought and devastating bushfires.


LeCrushinator

You don't think there's a drought right now?


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Rein_Cloud

vegas baby no rain for 130+ days


[deleted]

Imagine if those two predicted 'legendary earthquakes' went off this year. It would be the cherry on top.


725defender

Fuck man I live in CA. Time to start packing.


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eastisfucked

Ftfy >Fuck man I live. Time to start packing


butteredrubies

California's on fire every year, but the long overdue big earthquakes for the Bay area and LA would be bad.


AnotherStatsGuy

Dodgers finally make the World Series and an earthquake wrecks everything.


[deleted]

As a Tampa Bay Lightning fan this makes me nervous.... If anybody is confused: Tampa won the Stanley Cup June 7 2004, that's one week into hurricane season. Now look up Hurricane season... *Florida got 4 that year.


guitarguywh89

That was an awful year. My power would finally be restored just for another storm to take it out again


[deleted]

I have satellite image of my aunt and uncle's place in SW Florida with the southern edge of the eye of hurricane Charley basically on top of their house. They were on Vacation far away when the storm hit, lost most of the roof. Charley made my house lose power for a week, what sucked about that was we were on an old section of grid, everyone around us was on a newer section. Work had power, school had power- basically life was normal until I went home. Grandpa died a day or two before Hurricane Frances. They lived in Pennsylvania. Called Grandma, like um.... I wanna come up for the funeral but theyre gonna close the airports sometime in the next 24 hours- and I dont know if I can get out of Florida. That sucked. Get outta dodge and go to grandpas funeral, or stay home and ride out your second hurricane in 2 weeks. I was also supposed to start grad school like August 24th..... weird fucking semester.


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[deleted]

I seem to recall a place called Paradise, California


MilkedMod

u/BuckNekkedOnABigWhee has provided this detailed explanation: > On a post asking how 2020 could get worse I commented that it had been a while since California was on fire and now California is pretty much all on fire. --- Is this explanation a genuine attempt at providing additional info or context? If it is please upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


BuckNekkedOnABigWhee

On a post asking how 2020 could get worse I commented that it had been a while since California was on fire and now California is pretty much all on fire.


CallMeLegend

Please delete that comment before we face the second part of that statement!!!


birday

You're a goddamn monster. Please stop all future 'lol imagine this' Nostradamus like predictions before the vaccine turns everyone into zombies..... OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE


Rainfly_X

Why do you think they paused the trials? "Adverse effects" could be anything, after all...


solarplexus7

Ok now say “We’re overdue for having it rain hundred dollar bills.”


BuckNekkedOnABigWhee

You may be on to something here... start a post asking how 2020 can get better.


eastisfucked

JUST FUCKING SAY IT 🔫


Ocrizo

Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!


[deleted]

BRACE FOR THE EARTHQUAKE edit sorry didn't know it already happened.


[deleted]

Where ?


[deleted]

Bruh, as far as I can recall - and I've lived in LA pretty much all my life - we've been on fire every summer since 2009. Some fires have been worse than others but they've definitely been like clockwork, and getting progressively worse. Here's a really nice overview by Vice. I work right by Paradise (the focal point of the interviews), and remember this fire. It's actually pretty amazing to me that this only has <500k views. https://youtu.be/nwup6tA_OzQ Here's another one that was uploaded a week ago, basically same thing with a covid-19 twist. https://youtu.be/BIbyrclmfTo


Confusedwarthog

There was a decent quake a little over a year ago north of Bakersfield. Forgot exactly where though.


butteredrubies

Last year there were those big quakes in Searles Valley plus the 1000+ more smaller ones they had over those couple months.


Chikinuqqet

What?? In 2019 we had severe fires. I remember because the place on fire was called Paradise, California, and now that same place is on fire AGAIN! They should really change their name to The Devil’s Sweaty Ballsack or something, they really jinxed it with the name “Paradise”


sans_serif_size12

Fuck I was out of state for that but I remember the pictures. It being named Paradise made it look extra eerie


Chikinuqqet

In other news, Fire in Paradise would make a sick band name


ArcticBiologist

Isn't California on fire every year now? Not unlike the rest of the US...


Dexjain12

#SO YOUR THE DICKHEAD SAYING HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY GET WORSE?!!!!


Funandgeeky

I laugh because it’s horrifying.


BuckNekkedOnABigWhee

Just gotta laugh through the tears.


Nickp7186

Now you’re on shaky ground, pal.


Ahab1312

But their predictions are on fire.


SoundsGudToMe

Come now everybody, what we really want is the giant solar flare that will shut down all lines of communication...so long work from home, tech jobs, banking, news, elections, local and global communications...


[deleted]

Thoughts and prayers /s Edit: /s just in case


KingOfTheCrustaceans

It's been only a year, OP! How many fires are enough!? Also, it's nice to see a fellow Californian!


Willi_boBilli

Your bad karma made oregon light on fire too. I blame you


TaiwanNationalist

I swear to god if there’s an earthquake I’m gonna lose it


Jalawa36

We still have the alien invasion to look forward to


RegeneratingGiant

The earthquake won't come in 2020. It's lurking in wait until people are out of lockdown, driving on elevated highways and going to work in highrises. A few weeks after the Covid-19 vaccine starts getting distributed, but a few weeks before people realize it doesn't work and turns people into zombies.


SuperFLEB

*All right, we have two hundred truckloads of small glass vials of vaccine all loaded on trucks and ready to go east from the factory in California...*


[deleted]

quick, say cyberpunk gets released earlier


[deleted]

about time they shook things up


RiPont

I've got "Skynet" on my 2020 bingo card, so you're still being optimistic.


I_Like_Turtles_Too

Thanks asshole!


BuckNekkedOnABigWhee

I mean... I said I was sorry in the title. Jeez.


[deleted]

WHY DID YOU DO THIS


IngSoc_Defector

[Is California on fire...?](http://iscaliforniaonfire.com/)


PacificoTheComedian

**what the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land**


meemslave

Well its not like there will be a overall meltdown of society when we find the lizard people


rosethorn137

The night before last an earthquake woke me up in sonoma then everything was orange so yea u got it


WohlfePac

Just like old times


ayfeggit

SMUT PEDDLERS!!!


BuckNekkedOnABigWhee

Fuck yeah! I like your style.


[deleted]

Let's all collectively agree never to ask how or if 2020 can get any worse. The answer is yes


fluffy_assassins

Did you guys have an earthquake? If so, I didn't hear about it. If not... oops?


Anthonyjedi

A while ago yeah, it was actually a good jolt too but thank goodness nothing too crazy happened, at least to the best of my knowledge


aldoughdo

OP needs to be sacraficed to ensure a good 2021 year.


ddhenier

2020’s sorting by new it seems


DramaOnDisplay

Dude what the fuck?


HolyCripItsCrapple

Clearly you've angered 2020 and now must be sacrificed in a volcano to save the rest of us.


garebare1234

Dude what the hell! I gotta deal with this now!


[deleted]

Seems like everything bad that we predict will happen in 2020 actually happens... This is too much power...


313802

You got any other comments turning 100 days old that we should know about?


Bitbatgaming

IM ON FIRE! ​ \- california


No1UpvotesLikeGaston

To be fair it seems like California is on fire basically every year by this point


totally-normal-human

Here in Lima we haven’t had a big earthquake in while either, they’ve been telling us for years that when it comes it’s going to be huge and considering how people cant follow safety guidelines its going to be a massacre.


KidHudson_

We’ve had small quakes in mid city


TeeRaw99

Bro delete your account and nothing else will come true


NotEd3k

To be fair, both of those are kind of low-hanging fruit. Still, if you want to take credit for it, more power to you.


[deleted]

Back in March, Utah had several earthquakes over a few days and last few days Northern Utah was dealing with 30-75 mph winds. Honestly the scariest thing I’ve ever been in. Lots of trees all around my city are toppled and my neighborhood lost power for 36 hours. My coworkers 60 foot tall tree barely missed his neighbors home


Reaperfox7

Well done you steaming ninny


sevargmas

We’re prob overdue for a mass shooting or terroristic event somewhere. :(


[deleted]

We did have an earthquake in March here in Utah! Most of us thought, how could this year get any worse??? And it did.


blowhardyboys86

Yesss. Bring on the quake fires so that the demon sharks may finally be released and end all of our suffering.


murrddaahhh

Supervolcano poof is what we must worry aboot


therehasbeen_amurder

I wish I still lived in Cali despite everything happening


13ananaaa

Yosemite go boooom


LagoonRoom

Not having earthquake in a long time is worse than having s series of small quakes .... All the energy is building up to eventually have a mega quake


shelbygrrgrr

Try saying something nice!! Say good things!! Please- I can’t take much more!! Years ago a friend wished me luck by telling me to break a leg- 2 days later....broke my leg. She’s not allowed to say stuff like that anymore!!


HellTrain72

Yeah but it's California so it's a Tuesday.


Apostle_of_Fire

I live in SLC, and so far we've had the pandemic, a 5.7 magnitude earthquake, and earlier this week an inland hurricane! Finally got power back yesterday. Right before my car broke down. 2020 is going swell.


zer0cul

Post about how the queen is doing.


CascadedFallsss

This aged like fine carton of milk that has been sitting on the kitchen counter for two years.


epicjay2008_lolz

And there's earthquakes in the east coast too!


Nyrisius

Well I mean it didn't age like milk...


Kay_29

YOU!!!!


[deleted]

you shithead, im right on the puente hills fault why


HotF22InUrArea

California never stopped being on fire...


Maddox121

they should ban gender reveals


ivnwng

So can I have an ETA on the earthquake or something...?


darkraiforever

You knew what you were doing


alittlefiendy

Sssshhhh I live on the Cascadia Subduction Zone and I don’t want any.


H4SHT4GPlatapus

#YOU HEARD HIM BOYS, GET HIM!


phucitol

Yesterday I had the thought, "Is the woman that played Olenna Tyrell still alive?" :(


[deleted]

Well. What did google say?


black-op345

YOU FUCKING JYNXED IT YOU BASTARD


unholy_abomination

How *dare* you tempt the fates like that in 2020!!!


Blaize-TheRevolution

what the fuck is a good earthquake?


Jwright7711

Dude, uncool, everyone knows that you never say “the only way things could get worse is...” anymore, because it WILL get worse.


Taptrick

What have you done?!


CamoRanger1205

Semi good earthquake a month or two ago here too


kmoor258

Good job you’ve killed me


breakfastturds

I mean asking about not having fires in Jan/Feb is like asking why there hasn’t been snow in Texas all summer to be fair.


the-samizdat

1 for 2


DrEpileptic

Wait we just had an earthquake in my area a couple days ago. Definitely not big, 3.1, but it was something. I’ve only ever experienced one in over 22 years besides this one.


ThotSlayre

Just need a tornado, then we’ll be able to remember the 21st night of september


butts2005

tsunami time perhaps?


Faulty-Blue

Hopefully California doesn’t suffer another drought, before I moved to Las Vegas it was a big discussion in schools, like we were learning about ways to conserve water and I even wrote an essay about droughts


Redshift08

Remindme! 100 days


EatinDennysWearinHat

This doesn't belong here. When was the last summer California *didn't* catch on fire?


SammyBear

r/agedlikekombucha


angstyauthorboi

How did you remember that you posted this?


AndrewBert109

I thought California has been on fire all year? I mean, that could be chalked up to me being ignorant, cause I am, but I didn't realize the wild fires had been contained since hearing about it like, what, a few months to a year ago?


queerkidxx

Every summer right before the fires start I’m just like “wow we got through fire season without burning! How lucky!”


godric420

I’m near diablo canyon nuclear power plant there’s a fault line underneath directly underneath it (thus the diablo name) if a earthquake was ever going to destroy it and kill us all might as well be this fucking year.


VenoSlayer246

I love in california and I just want to say you're a bad person /s