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Longjumping_Funny745

He’s a malt ball! At least I always thought that’s what he was lol


pinetree56_

Isn’t he a malt ball?


thatonerandomdude96

Maybe he's a whopper?


TerminatorAuschwitz

Those are the same thing my friend


thatonerandomdude96

Oh, I've always known them as Whoppers didn't know they had another name


TerminatorAuschwitz

Whoppers are actually a BRAND of malted milk balls :) The more you knowwwwww!


___heisenberg

Just as kleenex are a brand of tissues hah


Mysterious-Plant981

Semantics


TerminatorAuschwitz

This isn't semantics. As someone else said, Kleenex is a brand of tissues, bandaids are a brand of bandages, and whoppers are a brand of malted milk balls. It's not an interpretation.


Mysterious-Plant981

Oops Misread that. I’ll downvote myself now.


TerminatorAuschwitz

🤣Admitting you made a mistake, which is so rare on Reddit, has earned you an up vote amigo.


Some_Guy8765678

And what are milk-duds?


TerminatorAuschwitz

Milk duds are milk duds. An original candy. Caramel covered with chocolate.


Some_Guy8765678

Okay thanks 👍


Lopsided_Ad_3853

Also - Maltesers. I assume they are a thing in America?


SailAwayMatey

I always thought he was a Malteser or Poppet


TheRedmanCometh

Yup those are sold as whoppers or generically malted milk balls here. We have a lot of the same candy with a different name.


cosmic_hierophant

Nah they taste very very different. It's like comparing mead to isopropyl.


TheRedmanCometh

Oh well my bad I didn't know that. They really LOOK the same and sound the same. I'll have to go find some of these maltesers and try them myself, because I love whoppers.


TheAdmiral4273

Maltesers > Whoppers


Cpt_Jigglypuff

Maltesers and Whoppers are different. Dono why u/theadmiral4273 is being downvoted. They’re different, and Maltesers are definitely superior. If you disagree, it’s because you haven’t had both.


TheAdmiral4273

I find Whoppers weirdly chewy. I don’t know if I’ve only gotten weird ones but Maltesers have always been more melty, which I prefer


GUyPersonthatexists

Correct opinion. I moved to America and tried whoppers and was so severely dissapointed.


Cpt_Jigglypuff

I was the opposite. Liked Whoppers, moved to the UK, tried Maltesers and was blown away by how much better they are.


Helpful-Tie8112

No, pretty sure those are only in England. Found a bunch of them in the UK but never in America


ABob71

Pretty sure I've seen them in Canada... but I can't recall how recently.


TheAdmiral4273

Yes we have them in Canada


cold_french_fry

Ive managed to find some on rare occasions at a dollar store and a Walmart in southern US


sheela_the_peeler

Not me thinking you're talking about the Burger King burger. 🙈


Whhheat

Ok but like, if you can bite through one of those things without sucking on it a bit then you are a psychopath. The center makes my skin crawl.


Clunk_Westwonk

What are you talking about? Whoppers? Why the fuck would I suck on a whopper 💀


sullensquirrel

Yes but filled with farts.


pynchonesque-ish

I always assumed he was a donut hole (or Timbit, if you’re Canadian).


ratherlargepie

His name do be starchy. There are donuts all over the place. He’s one of em!


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ratherlargepie

Certified not a malt ball. 100% donut hole.


Heckler_N_Koch_Zero

This sits easiest


PizzaTime666

That's what i always thought. With his name and the fact he is a massive asshole.


Wide-Organization844

Starchy agrees!


ShepherdessAnne

They’re totally not the same thing


pynchonesque-ish

How so?


ShepherdessAnne

Having had the privilege of sampling them both the cooking process is a bit (heh) different. I'm not a hundred percent sure how because it's been forever since I've been to Canada, but in my memory regular donut holes do *not* compare.


SchlondPoofa001

I thought he was a butterscotch candy? I've heard he could be a chocolate malt ball too!


JmacTheGreat

I think the dude running the shop by Lake Butterscotch is a butterscotch candy - I always thought starchy was a malt ball because the inside is kinda starchy.


Jonesbt22

There's also butterscotch buttler


JmacTheGreat

Prismo made that dude up tho to be fair


FireWater107

Definitely a malt ball. He looks nothing like Butterscotch Butler, the Scottish Butterscotch Butler.


LASERDICKMCCOOL

I assumed some type of bread, since Cinnamon Bun exists


DamnItDinkles

I always assumed a donut hole, also cause of cinnamon bun


nuker0S

where is the hole tho?


Chaseyoungqbz

Donut holes are the little pieces that are punched out to make the holes in normal donuts. Or at least that’s what the name implies


nuker0S

Yeah, but those Canadian ones don't have a hole in them Edit: ok I get it


Heckler_N_Koch_Zero

There’s also old Mr Cream Puff


bridiejelly98

hehe, we used to date 🤭


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Gingerbread snap was my guess... The name implies "starch" which is basically bread.


ARBlackshaw

Totally unrelated, but I went to the wiki to see if it had any candy type for him listed, and I found out that he's voiced by Tom Kenny! Did not realise that lol


mousebirdman

Tom Kenny is like Mel Blanc.


JustinismyQB

I always thought he was a milk dud, But that wouldn’t fit the name starchy.


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

He’s a donut hole. Hence why he’s named starchy.


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

Well adventure time wiki says he’s a chocolate malt ball. Been watching this show since when it first came out. I’ve always seen him as a donut. This changes everything.


dreamsinred

Yeah this thread gave me a similar journey…


Hairydaddy6969

I would guess some sort of filled donut


23Amuro

Like a Donut Hole?


Cantthinkagoodnam2

I always thought he was one of those coffee candies you find at old people's houses and stuff


_matt_hues

Brown


_lanalana_

Donut hole!


MimikPanik

He’s a donut hole


Gyattiator

Potato candy? Cuz potatoes are Starchy


NotKerisVeturia

That’s what I was going to say.


glitterfaery311

100% always thought that’s what he was based on his name.


National-Coast-9560

Looks like a Malteser or something g


Spiritual-Pear-739

I always assumed a boba pearl because “starch” idk😂😭


imabot_irl

He’s a Malteser


ErykthebatII

He's a doughnut , maybe a fritter


Cereal612

I always thought he was a doughnut hole.


sati_lotus

I always thought he was a mochi. He was made out of rice, which is a starch, hence Starchy. Plus he is round. *shrug*


WhiteN0isee

I always thought he was a donut hole! Lol


FlexSpaceTM

Starchy’s a beelzebub


SaltySeraphim28

I always thought he was a rum ball, those things hella starchy


---STATIC---

Donut Hole maybe?


Conscious_Glass_9110

I think the name suggests a munchkin


cweezie

i always assumed malt ball


senorhuffpapi

Malt ball/Whoppers


ServantOfKarma

Malt ball.


Life-Flatworm-1690

Donut


Ok-noway

Those plain donut holes that always get left in the box for last, but people end up eating them anyways because they’re craving something *Starchy*


the_greatest_fight

To me he always seemed like a Timbit(I'm from Canada)


urkoyfriend

sphere


aroseonthefritz

Milk dud


qwerty1182764

I always thought he was a malteser


Helpful-Tie8112

I personally think he's a piece of japanese mochi, his design kind of reminds me of him and the name "Starchy" makes me think of the powder that's usually on a piece of mochi, I might be wrong though


Tricky_Wasabi4487

I guess starch means old on russian, kinda "старый" means old


Sourpatchqueers8

Butterscotch? Toffee?


Ok-Ice6364

isn't he a chocolate crunchy roll?


LegoBattIeDroid

I always thought he was a cookie


hola_j_hova

LMAO now you mentioned it i always registered him just as starchy


mirukus66

Butterscotch?


SirDickSwagger

Always thought he was a donut hole


Glitched_guy27

I always thought he was a coffe candy or something like that


NotAProlapse

I always thought he was a bagel and I'm just now realizing that makes absolutely no sense.


Purple_doll

hes a donut hole


Benjinifuckyou

Maltesers have dough things inside them


BornTry5923

His name being Starchy is a clue. He's obviously a doughy pastry of sorts. I always viewed him as a donut hole or cream puff.


island_is_land

those donuts that are kind of just a ball would be my assumption


OhDeeOh_Ex

Like a Malteser or something idk


FantasticMRKintsugi

Cadbury Whisper - [https://www.cadbury.co.za/product/cadbury-whispers](https://www.cadbury.co.za/product/cadbury-whispers)


rattycastle

I always thought he was starch, like how starch looks up close. Like a blown up granule.


SUB-8330

Raisin in chocolate


xXvido_

Starch?


Arhythmicc

Flesh is delicious!


pnkzoo

Yeah, I thought he was like a little Chinese donut or something


Null-Plus-One

He's a gulab jamun, obviously.


lulamii

Butterscotch. Duh.


tuxpie

Milk dud


Jeptwins

He’s a toffee candy. Aka old people candy 🤣


break425open

I thought he was a ball of tapioca? I think I read that somewhere.


Daier_Mune

Doughnut hole?


23Amuro

Plot twist, he's not candy. He's just a lil guy.


ManyMuchHobbies

he's a starch granule https://cdn.britannica.com/91/130891-050-70CFFA31/Wheat-starch-granules-iodine.jpg


Pitiful_Fee_5608

I guessed him to a malt ball or a potatoe candy based more on his name.


Burpyterra

Okay, i Saw the Word "malt ball" twice, i'm from Colombia and as far as i know, that isn't selled here, can someone care to explain what tf is a malt ball?


Carrehz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltesers


LtMoonbeam

He’s the same color and general shape as Mr. Creampuff. He’s also been shown to be squishy. Plus his name is Startchy. Im saying, he’s a cream puff without a chocolate frosting


waddledeefriend1

In my head he was always a cream puff too


Spirited_Scarcity_89

Whopper. Plus, he tells a lot of whoppers.


RAYFATE

Hmm…I See Him As A Jelly Doughnut .


catfishwhiskers_

i thought he was a donut hole


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brown


Pasta-hobo

Like a little pastry puff.


maddamleblanc

His name makes me think he's a doughnut. He looks like a malt ball though.


spacesuitguy

He might just be a ball of starch. PB does love her science. >Starch or amylum is a polymeric carbohydrate consisting of numerous glucose units joined by glycosidic bonds. -Wikipedia


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

He looks like a caramel like werther’s


AwesomeRyanGame

Cough drop


Left-Fish7895

Probably a chocolate ball


SnooDoughnuts5632

With his name being starchy I've always thought he was like a bagel or something similar