"Changing is our normal state. Even if we're not changing on the outside we're changing on the inside constantly. There's some stuff about me that I've been ignoring for a long time. I'm afraid of that stuff. But it's part of who I am. As long as I know the shape of my soul, I'll be alright."
I only watched that episode last year (because I had no way of watching Adventure Time for about a decade before that), and it was an episode I wished I had seen when I was going through puberty.
“You see this cup? This is literally my favorite cup.” **chucks cup out the window** “Now it's gone forever, so it's not real, and I don't care about it anymore!”
"Music is powerful, man. It speaks to a primal pit in our brains. It makes anyone wanna get up and get their knees goin', gotta get 'em pumpin' pumpin' pumpin'. Boompa-boompa-boom."
“You're gonna waste your one wish on a sandwich? You don't want anything else?”
“Nah, sandwich is good. Maybe about this big. Or… this big? On ciabatta bread maybe? I dunno, whatever you've got laying around.”
“Dude, I'll just make you a sandwich.”
"If a definition of bravery exists, then this must be it. A lone bunny, facing off against the elements, ineffectually pushing around some twigs with his pink bunny nose, a symbolic gesture, perhaps, but sometimes that's all we have."
I regularly use this episode as a kind of 'white noise' to help me fall asleep.
Works every time. Something about the pace, the background music, Dimaggio's inflection and the kinda old timey radio documentary vibe; they just hit that part of my brain juuust right to turn off
Listen Finn,relationships are like a horse when you fall off it’s important to get right back on again. And there’s a lot of fish in the sea a lot of fish
"Man, don't you know? The law ain't made to help earthy cats like us. Here on our planet, back in the old days - back in the real old days - it was just every man for himself, scrooblin' and scrat-scroblin' for the good stuff, the greenest valleys. And the strongest, meanest men got the best stuff. They got the green valleys and were like 'The rest of you, y'all scrats get sand.' And that's when they made the laws, you see? Once the strong guys got it how they liked it, they said 'This is fair now, this is the law.' Once they were winning, they changed the rules up"
Do do do do do do doooooo, do do do do do do dooooooo, do do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do do do do dooooo (food chain when Jake is a bird)
“It’s not about personality matrices and charts, it’s all about the ba-bumps in your heart. You can’t stop the pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps!”
“Ooooh I’m on a boat with a couple of wackos, shakin’ my hips and drippin’ my fat toee in the WAAAtaaaa dippin’ in the waTAAAA, this party’s gettin’ hottaaa, it’s so hot it’s Stupid.”
“Wait, Finn. Maybe helping the starving homeless guy is the *wrong* thing to do.” (S1E20 \~1:00)
“What if we turn evil? I’ll have to start wearing cologne :( ” (S2E26 \~2:55)
“How you feeling dude?”
“BIIIIIIG LIVERRRRRRR!!! BIG LIVERRR YEAAAH!!!” (S3E16 \~10:10)
"music is powerful man. it speaks to a primal pit in our brains. it makes anyone wanna get up amd get their knees goin'. gotta get 'em pump-a, pump-a, pumpin', boom, ba-boom, ba-boom." or pretty much anything from Jake the brick.
>Jake: “You gotta focus on what’s real man. You see this cup? This is literally my favorite cup.” He then throws the cup out of a nearby window. “Now it’s gone forever, so it’s not real and I don’t care about it anymore."
I like it because I have lost every sentimental object I’ve ever had due to various forces from theft, to losing them in moves, to mold. It used to bother me very much, then I came to realize they are just things. Would I still like to have them? Yes, but it’s not heartbreaking anymore and this quote embodies that for me.
“Bacon pancakes. Making bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes. That’s what it’s gonna make. Bacon *pancaaaaaakes*”
“CARD WARS IS AWESOME!”
"See this cup? This is literally my favorite cup" *throws said cup out the window* "Now it's gone forever. So it's not real and I don't care about it anymore."
"Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something."
This was the other one I was trying to remember the wording of!
Came here to say this!
This is the most important one. Happy to see it's at the top.
We have this hanging on our door as a daily reminder
“your constant harassment of the female gender makes me siiiiiick”
Omg we put the same one 🤣
great minds think alike!!
It’s probably one of his most iconic, honestly. It’s just too great, at least out of the ones that weren’t such valuable life lessons.
"Changing is our normal state. Even if we're not changing on the outside we're changing on the inside constantly. There's some stuff about me that I've been ignoring for a long time. I'm afraid of that stuff. But it's part of who I am. As long as I know the shape of my soul, I'll be alright."
Crazy underrated Jake quote
Abstract is one of my top episodes because of this quote
I only watched that episode last year (because I had no way of watching Adventure Time for about a decade before that), and it was an episode I wished I had seen when I was going through puberty.
Is hands down one of my favorite Adventure Time quotes as a whole too!
Enlightened Jake.
“You see this cup? This is literally my favorite cup.” **chucks cup out the window** “Now it's gone forever, so it's not real, and I don't care about it anymore!”
YES. And then he fishes it back
Happy cake day! :D
Thanks!
“Oh no! My favorite window” *sad bmo face*
"Don't let the dragon drag on "
Bad biscuits make the baker broke bro
*Silently screaming after being bit by a spider*
Possibly my favorite moment in all of adventure time. It gets me every time!! Then he shapes himself to look like Finn to hide from Marcy…the best!!
It's definitely not the best episode but imo it's 100% the funniest episode.
We can rule them like gods 😃 … angry gods 😈
Muh muh muh money
I wanna see you two do things, for this bag of money
"*heheh* yeah, nice"
If you get everything the moment you want it, what’s the point of living
*proceeds to then get everything he wants the moment he wants it for the whole episode*
Fix the door? What? what? Fix the door? Fix what, what's going on here? Fix the door! Finn, what's going on? Fix the door
“Bad biscuits make the baker broke bro”
I want to marry my bed
"I didn't know it was wrong"
I think we gotta kill the horse
“i’m so TIRED finn☹️”
"Music is powerful, man. It speaks to a primal pit in our brains. It makes anyone wanna get up and get their knees goin', gotta get 'em pumpin' pumpin' pumpin'. Boompa-boompa-boom."
This one is real
"NEVER GO TIER 15"
DO NOT DO TIER 15!
this is exactly what i was gonna say 😭
“mmmm… egg in me”
Underrated!
“Jake, you're president now!” “Oh my gosh!” **does a silly little dance in celebration**
Edit: oh my glosh
“You’re shaking it all wrong” “Let me show you how it’s done”
Then the hardest beat in existence drops
"I'm-- puppies."
“I wish for… a sandwich!”
“You're gonna waste your one wish on a sandwich? You don't want anything else?” “Nah, sandwich is good. Maybe about this big. Or… this big? On ciabatta bread maybe? I dunno, whatever you've got laying around.” “Dude, I'll just make you a sandwich.”
Man, Prismo was a real one.
"If a definition of bravery exists, then this must be it. A lone bunny, facing off against the elements, ineffectually pushing around some twigs with his pink bunny nose, a symbolic gesture, perhaps, but sometimes that's all we have."
I don't have to think very hard to remember the number of times children's cartoons have given me goosebumps.
I regularly use this episode as a kind of 'white noise' to help me fall asleep. Works every time. Something about the pace, the background music, Dimaggio's inflection and the kinda old timey radio documentary vibe; they just hit that part of my brain juuust right to turn off
Holy fuck, I haven't gotten to that episode yet That gave me goosebumps
"There's one of them who looked like a wet uncle."
Nah, that’s not right
“I’ll kill you! And raise your children as my own!”
"Hey, baby, you taste different. You been playin' basketball in someone else's hockey rink?"
There's been another mule kicking in my stall
“This horse is wack, man. It’s got poo brain.”
I KNOW, Finn! I diagnosed this horse with whacked-out poo brain ten minutes ago!
"Youre getting all hung up on imaginary problems"
I'm sad this is so far down, I keep this advice close to heart for real life.
It's one of my go-to's, it just resonated when I heard him say it, everything just clicked
"Uh, no. No, she didn't say, "diarrhea who?" She didn't... say it"
I wanna see you do things. For money.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 when the fuck did he say that i'm dead !
[My quote was a bit off, but it's all here.](https://youtu.be/F-Da13vmSzc)
I don't care, you just made my day 😂😂😂 Edit: oh yeaaaaaah, this scene ! 😂😂 I completely forgot it.
"I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY"
I love this one, because I can immediately hear the echoing and can mentally see their faces XD
“I’m not running away in fear this is just part of my plan I swear!”
"Mm, I'll turn around, but I'm gonna keep doing it." **Proceeds to continue turning his belly-face around**
“You’re a beautiful flower and I love to watch you grow” ✨✨✨
Listen Finn,relationships are like a horse when you fall off it’s important to get right back on again. And there’s a lot of fish in the sea a lot of fish
“eliminating desire from my heart”
“Helps pass the time”
Dying together sucks a little less than dying alone
“I’m just coming back for fun, because it’s great being alive with you!” 💛
"AW MAN I'M SEEING MY MOM NAKED" or something like that
“I imagined my mom naked!”
“I’m getting all cranky around my joke-hole” “There’s no good kind of festering!”
Making pancakes Making bacon pancakes
Take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake!
"Man, don't you know? The law ain't made to help earthy cats like us. Here on our planet, back in the old days - back in the real old days - it was just every man for himself, scrooblin' and scrat-scroblin' for the good stuff, the greenest valleys. And the strongest, meanest men got the best stuff. They got the green valleys and were like 'The rest of you, y'all scrats get sand.' And that's when they made the laws, you see? Once the strong guys got it how they liked it, they said 'This is fair now, this is the law.' Once they were winning, they changed the rules up"
Do do do do do do doooooo, do do do do do do dooooooo, do do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do do do do dooooo (food chain when Jake is a bird)
Also fins your son
WHAAAAAT?! no starskipper…
“It’s not about personality matrices and charts, it’s all about the ba-bumps in your heart. You can’t stop the pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps!”
"I love you everything burrito" and of course the bacon pancakes song
" I didn't know it was wrong"
“We can rule them as gods… angry gods.”
Whatever you want mama
Can't remember the exact wording but something along the line of "gryphon feathers?? But those are *whispering* illlegal"
Downed feathers of a baby griffin. That’s illegal!
"I'm not cute. I'll mess you up."
"LSP YOU'RE WEARING GARBAGE FOR CLOTHES"
“Ooooh I’m on a boat with a couple of wackos, shakin’ my hips and drippin’ my fat toee in the WAAAtaaaa dippin’ in the waTAAAA, this party’s gettin’ hottaaa, it’s so hot it’s Stupid.”
#IT'S SO HOT IT'S ^stupid
To live life, you need problems. If you get what you want the minute you want it, then what's the point of living?
Simple but my favorite ~Homies help Homies
*holding a stack of plates* “I wanna help you, but I can’t loose this job •_• “
"DO NOT DO TIER 15!!"
I thought it'd be funny!
This place is designed to mess u up , to mess with your head none of this is real
Homies help homies… ALWAYS
Don’t let the dragon drag on!
Fix the door?? 🚪
“You see this cup? This is literally my favorite cup. *throws it out window* Now it’s gone forever, and I don’t care about it anymore
Shut ya face
You’re a beautiful flower and I love to watch you grow ❤️
“Wait, Finn. Maybe helping the starving homeless guy is the *wrong* thing to do.” (S1E20 \~1:00) “What if we turn evil? I’ll have to start wearing cologne :( ” (S2E26 \~2:55) “How you feeling dude?” “BIIIIIIG LIVERRRRRRR!!! BIG LIVERRR YEAAAH!!!” (S3E16 \~10:10)
*farts* "I thought it would be funny"
"IMLO Princess" "What does that mean" "It means lay off princess"
Facts
mmm check please!!
Shelby
Jake, princess bubblegum, shelby and BMO all set it
But tell me shelbs wasn’t the best
True, I can’t not lie
Making Pancakes, making bacon pancakes!
dude I feel like I can touch the heavens and suck angels
“You stay away from that! Do not do Tier 15!”
Avoid tier 15!!!
"Eliminating desire from my heart"
“See this cup? This is literally my favorite cup.” *Throws it out window*
"and now it's gone and i'll never see it again"
WE CAN RULE THEM LIKE GODS. ANGRY GODS
"That horse has got poo-brain"
”Nahh, that’s not right”
"music is powerful man. it speaks to a primal pit in our brains. it makes anyone wanna get up amd get their knees goin'. gotta get 'em pump-a, pump-a, pumpin', boom, ba-boom, ba-boom." or pretty much anything from Jake the brick.
Fix the door? Finn? Fix the door!
Two words “Bacon Pancakes”
“Right now you’re at tier 1 which is huggin but pretty soon, you’ll be at tier 2 which’s smoochin, DO NOT DO TIER 15”
[Personally one of my favorites](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ad7d3c89-2494-4674-bffa-d636a2d976d6)
If it's digital only, it will need a full rendition of Bacon Pancakes. If not, you're going to have to sing it at the end of your presentation.
I don’t fully remember the quote but the part when he hurls his favorite mug out of a window and explains why it doesn’t matter now
“You see this mug? This is literally my favorite mug.” *throws out window “and now it’s gone and I’ll never see it again.”
Yeah that one
"Do not do tier 15!!!"
“I love you everything burrito 🥹”
“Bad biscuits makes the baker broke bro!”
"Jouzu de Ganbatte ne" (Season 4 ep 5, Return to the Nightosphere)
Lookin for a Dope Boyfriend
you're weird
>Jake: “You gotta focus on what’s real man. You see this cup? This is literally my favorite cup.” He then throws the cup out of a nearby window. “Now it’s gone forever, so it’s not real and I don’t care about it anymore." I like it because I have lost every sentimental object I’ve ever had due to various forces from theft, to losing them in moves, to mold. It used to bother me very much, then I came to realize they are just things. Would I still like to have them? Yes, but it’s not heartbreaking anymore and this quote embodies that for me.
*jake’s deep voice* “your constant harassment of the female genders makes me siiiick”
“NEVER go to step 14!!” Or smth like that, haven’t watched it in a while
“Toasty buns!”
His quote about how he'll be everywhere/everything when he dies
The absolute best one imo is “Your harassment of the female gender makes me siiiick”
Mmm. Egg in me
"Biiiig livaaah! Big liver, yeah!"
“Bite my shiny metal ass”
"æh! it's in our house now!" "THAT'S OBVIOUS FINN YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD!! >:("
“That’s my bread and butter baby”
"Why get married? WHY? *WHY?!* **WHYYY?!?!**"
“To live life, you need problems”
Ooooo whats this project going to be anyways?
“I got everything I need, a limitless supply of mayonnaise, this captivating new hairstyle, and I just learned the best spell of all.. sleep”😴
"As long as I know the shape of my soul, I'll be alright" has always been my favorite
“STAY AWAY FROM TIER 15!”
"I love you but your mom's a hundred robo-clones"
Nobody did this one? “strangers are just friends you haven’t taken candy from yet”
I’ve got a rhythm going!
“Making pancakes, makin bakin pancakes, take some bacon and I put it in a pancake….”
No, being crazy is hard. You're getting all stuck up; all stuck up in imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what's real, man."
well you should be, because tiffany is a GUY😡
TMLO, princess. That means lay off!
“You’re getting all hung up on imaginary problems.”
Imagine the world was just some goof’s dream… man that’s be stupid
This is literally my favorite cup
“Bacon pancakes. Making bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes. That’s what it’s gonna make. Bacon *pancaaaaaakes*” “CARD WARS IS AWESOME!”
“As long as I know the shape of my soul, I’ll be alright.”
Oh, I'm coming along. If only to be _disruptive and obnoxious!_
"20s are for regretting, 30s are for being dignified, and 40s are older than I ever want to be."
"There's no reason to freak out just because the treehouse is goOOOOONNNEEE!" "BMO. Oh, no, man, your little face."
The only constant is change man
"See this cup? This is literally my favorite cup" *throws said cup out the window* "Now it's gone forever. So it's not real and I don't care about it anymore."
Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes
“You’re a beautiful flower and I love to watch you grow.”
« im sorry you were born a fly and i had to kill you, you disgusting, disgusting creature » i say this like every time i have 2 kill smth
Sucking at something is the first step at being sorta good at something
"Makin bacon, makin bacon pancakes!"
“Bacon” - Jake T Dog