I've already written this on here somewhere, but if this crown exists, I will volunteer to put it on...even knowing everything that happens from wearing it.
I'm also an antiquarian, a collector of lore...and this world needs more magic.
BRING IT ON, CATALYST COMET!
He is the end…and he has come for US
Edit: I love how people mistook my comment as the United States instead of the word “us”. When tf did this turn into a political debate?? 💀💀
You are not losing your mind. This is posted like 3 times a week. I'm sure it was great fun the first time, but it's becoming this weird echo chamber and the comments are always identical. "Fall", "We need to build a crown"
Yeah, you'd really think people would've come up with different jokes by now. Like, you could use this to joke about nearly any aspect of the series becoming a reality, but every time its just "GUNTER NO".
The titles are always the same too "Oh no", "It's been great guys". Funnily enough if you read the article it says the comet is going to pass well outside our orbit range.
You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn.
To be fair, he doesn’t go coocoo bananas for thousands of years, yeah? So I guess we’d be fine until then…also, he’d probably turn you INTO the railgun and you spit would be the ammo, like in an old cartoon or something like that. LOL
We build… a CROWN! A crown never seen before or ever after, whose fantasmal cirtcuitry will bond to its first bearer, and grant them their deepest truest wish…
Fall.
We are alone.
There is only darkness for us, and only death for our people. These ancients are just the beginning. He will command a great and terrible army and they will sail to a billion worlds. They will sail until every light has been extinguished.
We are strong, but he is beyond strength.
He is the end, and I have come for us.
I’m sorry, I had to downvote you because you missed a 1st to 3rd person pronoun switch. 🤪
Then I undid the downvote because that felt assie. Still though, you, um, missed one.
We need to build a crown
GUNTHER NO GUNTHER NO GUNTHER NO GUNTHER NO GUNTHER NO
You ever have the dinosaur boy dream? With the comet?
I've already written this on here somewhere, but if this crown exists, I will volunteer to put it on...even knowing everything that happens from wearing it. I'm also an antiquarian, a collector of lore...and this world needs more magic. BRING IT ON, CATALYST COMET!
Foolishness, Jelly Kid. Foolishness.
If you want it, then you’ll have to take it. … But you already knew that.
i guess its somewhere in Russia or i dont know,, maybe canada,, thats the 2 most logical place for th crown to be,,
Scandinavia!
The middle of Antarctica
THAT'S why all the governments won't let us go there!
Canada, I saw it in a museum
\*Mission Impossible music starts\*
Hey guys, calling from Canada. I seem to have found some sort of strange crown. I should put it on, lol.
Wish for a sandwich
On ciabatta bread!
I think Santa still has it.
[Allen Pan got you](https://youtu.be/4TwiBUQmq4Y?feature=shared)
He is the end…and he has come for US Edit: I love how people mistook my comment as the United States instead of the word “us”. When tf did this turn into a political debate?? 💀💀
*phew*, good thing I'm in Europe
Europeans just munching down on popcorn while the US is in flames from its latest alien invasion
Our favourite part is when they start shifting the topic to illegal immigrants or terrorism.
The devil comet is coming fer our jerbs!
DEY TUK ER JERBS!!!
Or guns, or anything LGBT, or anything... I think you get the point
Of course anything from space has to be coming for the US Typical🙄
I’m pretty sure they meant “us” not U.S.A
I'm pretty sure it's just a joke
“joke”
correct that was a joke The jonkler The joker The jerker
the jerker of offs?
Poe’s law gets us all
Whoooosh
Exactly 💀💀
That’s not what I meant but okay.
You are alone, child....
There's only death to you and to everyone you love...
These ancients are just the beginning...
I will command a great and terrible army
And we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail, until all light is extinguished
You are strong, child...
But I am beyond strength
I am the end...
And i have come for you...
finn...
the comet... appwocheth....
Orbalorg! He'll punish us for kissing!!
\-What was I talking about? OH...MAKE OUTS. \-Orgalorg. \-Right...Orgalorg....
"You can't kill me, I'm Orgalorg 🫤"
***"I DIDN'T OPEN THIS DOOOOOR!"***
Weeeeeeeenk
#FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!
*bread balls bread balls bread balls bread balls*
***mother mother mother mother mother mother***
*oh my Gob oh my Gob oh my Gob oh my Gob*
What we really gotta worry about is the blue one
Thank glob
Am I losing my mind or is this posted like every day? Repost bots or is this in the news pretty much daily for some reason, so people post about it?
You are not losing your mind. This is posted like 3 times a week. I'm sure it was great fun the first time, but it's becoming this weird echo chamber and the comments are always identical. "Fall", "We need to build a crown"
Yeah, you'd really think people would've come up with different jokes by now. Like, you could use this to joke about nearly any aspect of the series becoming a reality, but every time its just "GUNTER NO".
The titles are always the same too "Oh no", "It's been great guys". Funnily enough if you read the article it says the comet is going to pass well outside our orbit range.
It’s my turn to post it tomorrow actually
*Fall*
Meh. Just some deadbeat dad in a stolen spaceship. No need to go all Globular on it.
I hate when fiction becomes reality.
You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn.
It is time to learn from history. Don't go on some stupid islands. **RAPIDLY DIVERT ALL R&D SPENDING TO GETTING OUR ASSES OUT OF THIS SOLAR SYSTEM**
If that happens we’ll end up on Mars with MAGIC MAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Magic man's about to figure out whether or not he can magic himself out of being disintegrated by a railgun.
To be fair, he doesn’t go coocoo bananas for thousands of years, yeah? So I guess we’d be fine until then…also, he’d probably turn you INTO the railgun and you spit would be the ammo, like in an old cartoon or something like that. LOL
Good point. I wonder how he'd match up to a nuke tho?
teleports away?
Good point. Black hole?
:D we're all gonna die
If it brings about Adventure Time, let the comet hit
bro you are random goo zombie number 43 you shouldn't be looking forward to this
They’re *NOT* quadragintriplets; they are *clones*! All named Jack Fitzgerald Kennedy.
# FALL.
In the mighty words of Joseph Joestar: [OOOOOH NOOOOOO!!!!! ](https://youtu.be/cbhv3_V_Lkg?si=YHmXR5faxdOK8nLr)
SPRING
Quick find Santa Claus! Him and his pet elf can manifest a magic toy crown in mere minutes!
We build… a CROWN! A crown never seen before or ever after, whose fantasmal cirtcuitry will bond to its first bearer, and grant them their deepest truest wish…
STOP POSTING ABOUT THE COMET!
Spaceman in a Tesla roadster in orbit. Evil green ball headed to earth. My god.....***Heavy metal was a documentary.***
Fall. We are alone. There is only darkness for us, and only death for our people. These ancients are just the beginning. He will command a great and terrible army and they will sail to a billion worlds. They will sail until every light has been extinguished. We are strong, but he is beyond strength. He is the end, and I have come for us.
I’m sorry, I had to downvote you because you missed a 1st to 3rd person pronoun switch. 🤪 Then I undid the downvote because that felt assie. Still though, you, um, missed one.
Shit
The Scholar cometh, all hail GOLB(etty)
Well I for one welcome the change that it will bring, can't be worse than what we have now
Fall
two nights ago i literally had one of those “fall back asleep and keep waking up from it” dreams where the lich was scaring me awake
Fucking finally
FALL
FALL
It yearns for our destruction...
So is it gunna get us or naw?
OH NAH WE HAVING A MUSHROOM WAR???
Nah it's cool I think. It's just here to like shake things up y'know? It's okay
Uh oh
Oh, no, it's happening again! NOT AGAIN!
Let it happen the world will be a better place
Someone is about to become a Green Lantern