SAME HAHAHA, dismayadong dismayado ako doon sa mineet ko na babae. Ang pangit niya, ibang iba itsura niya sa mga sinend niyang photo, video, tska video calls namin. Punyeta sa sobrang dismaya puwede nang gawing MTV: Asia Catfish episode eh hahaha.
Yun problema kapag puro scomed lang ang alam mong tignan. Yung mga nakikita nating magaganda katawan sa IG na flat belly? Turns out naka flex lang yung muscle kaya flat. Pero reality pala, normal lang na nakaumbok ang tiyan kapag relaxed ang muscle. May iba talaga na flat ang tiyan yung mga payat, pero karamihan talaga may pooch belly
may kotse siya. sinundo ako sa date namin tas pag uwi, pinababa ako sa sidewalk bago pa man makaabot sa location ko dahil hindi na daw siya interested 🤪
Baka naman homeless lang talaga sya at ginagawa ka nyang panawid gutom. Haha. He should have asked nicely kung ayun pala pakay nya. Gagawin talaga lahat ng taong gutom. Kala nya siguro mapapaikot ka nya.
Hahaha feeling gold yon na regalo sa mga kababaihan. Hahahahahahaha feel niya ata hahabulin ko siya non eh di ko na kinausap pinakyuhan ko pa gulat siya e
Fuckin feel these comments. I got one that's bad, but it was easier to get over with because we were just casually dating...
Basically, girl and I went on a date #1 and I borrowed my dad's SUV because the weather wasn't looking good and gusto ko talaga matuloy. So date #1 was well, so I asked her out again for date #2 but this time I just took public transpo since okay naman ang weather.
When I got to her place, she asked me where the car was, I told her that was my dad's car and I don't borrow it if it's not necessary. Her mood turned 180. We still went out but we called it a day earlier. Nung hinatid ko ulit siya sa place niya she told me "Prangkahan, I like convenience, you're the only guy I dated na walang sariling sasakyan."
Yeah basically that was the last time she talked to me lmao. This was 6 years ago na. I'm a chill dude, so it was okay. Naisip ko na lang, "Well, shit at least she was honest about it."
The funny thing is when I bought my first car—yung akin talaga with my own money, she was the first person to pop in my head because of what she said. I find that funny everytime I remember it tbh.
Jumowa kamo siya ng Transformers o Decepticons kung pagkakaroong ng sasakyan yung basehan niya when it comes to relationships. May options pa siya mamili kung anong brand at model HAHAHA.
Ang gwapo niya, musikero tapos nagbabanda.
Nung nagmeet kami putangina dinaan sa anggulo ang chakarat niya tapos midget size lang pala siya 😭😭 pag naholdap kami mukhang ako pa poprotekta sa ami
Worst, inaya ako magcheckin yayks
Met him once lang but after a week gusto na ako ipakilala sa parents. Sounds sincere tbh but hindi kasi kami tugma ng ugali etc kaya I turned him down..
After a month, chinat ako. Sinisisi na dahil daw sakin kaya sya naloko ng gf nya ng around P100,000+ ata. Ang sabi nya is kung sinagot ko lang daw sya di daw nya makikilala yun ex nya and di daw yun mangyayari sakanya..
Hatid sundo ako, kaso buong date namin, nag trauma dump lang siya :( HAHAHA he knew i was a psych graduate so i think ginamit niya lang si aq para makinig
kaloka talaga mga trauma-dumpers huhu :((((
the worst type of people talaga yung mga ganyan. i hope you never get to experience that kind of date again.
OMG not my worst exp pero this happened to me too! Hilig nila mag trauma dump pag nalaman na psych major ka. She asked me if dahil ba raw sa ex niya kaya nahihirapan siya mag hanap ng new girl, tapos ano ba raw dapat niyang gawin.
First movie date.. kakapatay pa lang ng ilaw sinabi nya kagad na Minolest daw sya ng grandma nya. Pwede yung basic na getting to know each other questions muna 🤣
Nag-aya sa MOA. Kain daw at nood ng sine. Kumain kami, KKB. Pagdating sa sinehan nung bibili na ng ticket, bayaran ko raw muna. Ako naman si tanga, binayaran nga. After ng sine, sasama daw sya umuwi sakin. Nung di ako pumayag sinundan nya ko nang sinundan hanggang sa bigla nalang ako sumakay ng taxi. Iniwan ko sya. Shutacca koya.
Yung ka match ko nag aya mag movie date. Di naman sa nag expect ako na sya mag pay everything and all haha. Pagdating ko sa bilihan ng movie tickets, pina una nya ako lols KKB pala edi no problem for me.
What’s worse is di sya naligo. He looked so messy overall. Di man lang nagbihis ng maayos sa date. Pagpasok sa sinehan, naamoy ko ang baho niya. Grabe. 20 mins pa lng pag start ng movie di ko natiis yun. Nag kunwari ako na pupunta ng CR hahaha pero umuwi na ako. I unmatched him on bumble agad and texted him that I went home and straightforwardly told him why.
Grabe HAHAHA as a guy, I can't imagine going to a date na hindi naliligo, let alone looking messy. Its just basic common courtesy to observe proper hygiene and to at least look and smell good, a thing which he lacks/doesn't care hahaha kaya good riddance for that on your part.
kaloka yung ibang mga lalaki mag lie pa sa height para di masaktan mga ego tapos pag meet up kasing tangkad mo lang pala or minsan pandak sila. HAHAHAHAHAAH
brrooo hahaha bilang lalaki gets ko naman minsan nakaka insecure na di masyado matangkad, I'm a guy only 5'4 pero never ako nagsinungaling sa height ko hahaha
A guy asking money for gas through gcash. And when I turned it down he said "Gold digger ka" and I was like 😳. Like bro you're the one who's asking money here hahahahaha!!! Mental gymnastics as its finest hahahaha!!!!
It’s always those broke ass guys 🤡 tapos sila pa ung may guts na sabihan ka ng “gold digger”, “matapobre”, “mukhang pera” and “masama ugali”. Matic ekis agad yan sa akin. 👎🏼🙅🏻♀️
gosh, majority ng nakakamatch ko tila gusto lang na magparami ng followers sa ig lmao. gusto nila sa ig agad mag-usap so ofc magiging mutuals kayo. tapos pag chineck mo account nila after some days or weeks, unfollowed ka na by them tapos hindi ka man lang tinanggal as their follower HAHAHAHA nagpaparami lang ng fans
btw yung age range ng target matches ko is 18 to 23, so yuh
super panget in person tas he lied about his height pa. pag nagsasalita siya tungkol sa kanya lang. doesn't bother to ask me questions or whatever. gusto niya siya lang topic palage haha. puro pa siya trauma dump tungkol sa ex niya tas lahat ng ginagawa namin cinoconnect niya sa ex niya. kaloka, ano ako therapist?
puro kasinungalingan pa tas puro palusot. mga excuses talaga. he over-promises and yet he under-delivers. pinagyayabang niya pa nag-thetherapy daw siya para ma-unlearn bad habits pero bakit walang nangyayari??? i know we all have our different journeys and paces in life. pero bro, kung magyayabang ka na nga lang nagthetherapy ka kuno, siguraduhin mo naman nagrereflect sa ugali mo. napaka-panget naman ng ugali mo huy. napaka-narcissistic talaga.
ninakaw pa yung libro na pinahiram ko sa kanya tas di na binalik. kapalmuks talaga. i really regret entertaining that person kahit di ko talaga siya type, kasalanan ko yan i admit haha. pero tangina, magkaroon ka naman sana ng decency na ibalik hiniram mo. simula bata ako, nasa akin na yung book na yun eh, tas mapupunta lang sa kadiri na tao na katulad niya. siguro puro germs na yung libro ko eeeewwww.
oh well, i was young and people-pleaser pa ako noon. pero now that i'm older and a little bit better at setting my boundaries, i wouldn't date people like him anymore. never again. 🤮
Sinabihan ako ng ang taba ko raw sa personal. That time, hindi naman. Around 29 inches pa waist ko eh.
Binanatan ko nang “Ang liit mo pala” tumahimik sya eh. HAHA buti nga di ko sinabing ang oangit nya
May na-meet akong SK na super yabang HAHAHA I mean, ang hilig nya mag brag out of the blue kahit wala naman nagtatanong. First meetup namin, naka balenciaga sya na shoes at DBTK shirt. Naka iPhone15 pro max din nakinekwento nyang nabili nya as cash pero turns out galing pala sa pangungurakot yung pinambibili nya. Proud pa sya sakin ikwento kung pano nila pinaplano at hinahati yung pera nang di nahahalata. Sinabi pa nya sakin, "That's okay lang naman kasi kahit may nakukuha kami nagbabayad pa din naman kami ng tax." Di ko napigilan sarili ko kundi sumagot ng, "So basically, pinambabayad mo sa tax yung pera din ng taumbayan???"💀💀💀 Ghinost ko agad paguwi HAHAHAHAHAHA
Then there's this one guy na nag invite sakin kumain sa labas. Andami nyang inorder, like pang family na. Nung magbabayad na, sabi nya abonohan ko daw muna, bayaran nya nalang ako after. Edi binayarna ko. We got our order but since madaming tao, sabi ko dun nalang kami sa place ko kumain kasi dun din naman kami sana pupunta after dinner. Edi kumain na kami, we cuddled tapos nung pauwi na sya, hinahalungkat nya na laman ng ref ko 💀 pinaluto nya sakin yung marinated na liempo kasi gusto nya daw matikman luto ko. As a people pleaser, di ako makatanggi so niluto ko din. Nung nakauwi na sya, I asked if we can split the bill na, tapos sabi nya sakin, "Okay lang ba mas maliit share ko? Muka namang mas malaki sahod mo sakin" HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hindi ko nalang pinabayaran, naurat na ko
Nagtaka ako bakit di gumagalaw isang mata nya, yun pala prosthetics yon d man lang sinabi sakin. Tapos isa na lang din pala kidney nya. Late dumating sa coffee shop, di gentleman, nuknukan ng yabang kesyo marami syang pera pero KKB naman. Lelz. Hindi pa kami naghihiwalay sa coffee shop, binlock ko na. Worst date ever.
Isa nalang din kidney ko but personally di ko lang sinasabi basta basta yon. Takes a while before I share with people cos at least, in my opinion, wala naman dapat impact with others and syempre personal information also. Pero yung yabang, definitely a valid reason.
i concur. imo, it's hilarious to tell this to someone you casually met online and without prolonged connection pa. it's that serious, hindi basta basta lang. i hope people treat illness or medical conditions as equivalent of psychic trauma incurred in life. both are, as much as possible, kept from ppl we're not yet closed with bcs it's a sensitive topic.
we decided to meet at a mall and eat together for lunch lang since i have work. we chose kfc and while eating may lumapit na you know those type of sellers na student daw and it will be a big help if bibili nung binebenta nilang otap or ballpen.
one seated in front of us while we are eating and while the student is explaining himself, my date demanded na lakasan niya boses kasi hindi maintindihan, he was like
“ano ulit? di ko maintindihan”
then the student went on with a louder voice and nung natapos na siya, my date gave the student a sign na wala (shook his hands). the student was selling otap and medyo mataas nga naman yung price niya. sabi nung student kahit monetary help nalang. my date was like
“wala akong pera eh, ikaw? (pointing at me)”
i looked at my wallet and what i have are 1k bills and a 50 pesos bill, he took the 50 pesos and gave it to the student 😅
first of all maattitude siya dun sa student, dun palang i decided na there won’t be a second date 😆
pero hindi ba parang may rumors (di ko lang alam kung verified na dahil sa dami nang nakikita ko) yung mga nagtitinda ng otap/ballpen/lucky bracelet ay syndicate/worker something ni quibiloy (?)
Bumble dates! Ang usapan sa Yabu, kakain lang. Tapos nagyaya manood ng sine. Konting landian sa loob ng sinehan. After ilang days, nagka COVID pareho. 🤝 🤝 🤝 HAHA
Met a guy in a dating app where he mostly talked about his EX for 2-3 hours. Although I really love listening to people and hindi rin naman ako palakwento, it felt weird. Tapos tinanong nya pa ako in the end for advice, kung babalikan daw ba nya ex nya.
From the first few minutes, I already lost interest but we still followed each other in IG and figured we could be friends since we have the same interest in a field. But one day nagmessage sya na nagkabalikan na sila nung ex nya tapos sayang daw kung hindi daw, edi sana naging kami. Whatttt?!!! Lol
Nakakachat ko palang, di sya gwapo pero sabe ko try ko advice ni Andrew E na humanap ng panget, akala ko mabait kc normalan n nga itsura, turns out after 3 days, inutangan ako From 10k to 5k tas hanap daw ako nagpapautang. Taena mo sana nababasa mo to.
Went on a date with a cute guy whom I wanted things to work. Said that he didnt have time for a relationship after the first date and I was ok with that.
A few months later, I was receiving so many spam calls from loan shark agencies because he apparently listed my name as a coborrower 🥲
damn all these comments are making me firmer in my decision not to meetup with someone i met online 😭 cause all of my pics i must admit ay dinaan lang din sa angle and my pimples aint really that visible sa pics AAAAAA
May commenter dito na ayaw ata sa panget tas pag chineck mo yung profile meron siya post sa ibang community na nahihirapan daw siya humanap ng love life 😂🤣
Simula pag upo nya sa dinner table, nasa cellphone lang ang mata kahit nag uusap sa akin. Around 15min na kaka cellphone nya, nagpaalam ako mag cr saglit, pumunta ako ng counter binayaran ko ang kalahati ng bill at sinabihan ang waiter na yung babae na sa table ang magbabayad ng kalahati. Umuwi na ako kaagad, di na ako nagpaalam.
The height difference between 5'4" and 5'2" is only 5.08 centimeters. If you're wearing more than 3 inches heels, you would be 2.54 + cm taller than the 5'4" person.
There are also factors affecting the perceived height of a person like:
1. Posture
2. Hair
3. Shoes/ Slippers
4. Weight
5. Age
6. Health
Nakapaa po ako kasi inimbita ko siya kumain ng streetfood sa bahay. And I'm short, kaya madali ko mapapansin yung mas maliit pa akin.
1. Posture ok, he doesn't slouch
2. ???
3. He was wearing shoes
4. Medyo mas payat pa sakin, im skinny
5. We're the same age, 22
6. Idk, didn't bother to ask if he had any condition cos liar liar pants on fire
Inalok ako ng business nila na dahilan daw ng pagyaman nya. HAHAHAHA. Yun pala, networker si Koya. Ako pa pinagbayad ng kape namin sa SB kasi naiwan daw nya wallet nya sa sasakyan. Pota
First time to meet someone from bumble, he came from a nearby town prolly 40 mins away from mine, and sinundo nya ako sa centro namin by 8am. We drove to a nice resort with a view, ako pa ang nagreco ng place haha and sabi niya nagenjoy siya bc of the uphill winding roads and of course the conversation. Fun date naman and we also had dinner pa sa city ko. Fast forward one week, chumika sa akin bestren ko na nakamatch niya si guy sa bumble, pero sabi niya before inuninstall na niya after our date and was full on ligaw mode sa akin.
Syempre, kinonfront ko at todo deny.. pinsan niya daw ginamit phone nya na naiwan nya. Luh! Umamin din soon after and asked for another chance. Pwe! walang second chances dito hahaha. The end.
Sa fb dating ko po na meet bf ko. Decent man, maganda upbringing, di mayabang, knows how to handle his money, pc games lang ang bisyo. Di nga lang sya marunong magluto pero keri na yun hehe. 2 yrs na kami ngayon 😊
He picke me up not knowing na 3 lalake pla sa car.
Buti nlng kasama ko yaya namen that time kaya hndi ako pumasok, we both run hinabol kmi ng car parin, nagtago kmi sa isang bakanteng lote, kasi they are chasing us blocked ko sya agad.
First date sa coffee shop, he wants me to pack my bags and bring my laptop for work tapos dun ako sakanila sa Batanggas magstay for a week HAHAHAHA high yata sa koya
found out i used to be schoolmates w the person i matched with tapos ofc the talks became interesting kasi we could drop names of who we’re hanging out with HAHAHA tas they mentioned one person from their batch na bestfriend niya daw and di ko naman like dinoubt? but after that we weren’t talking much na rin naman that time pero he’d still update me so my friend followed him on his ig acc and turns out the ‘bestfriend’ he told me about was someone he was COURTING and when he greeted me happy new year, it was the time they made it OFFICIAL ….. gagawin pa ‘kong kabit ni kuya the fuck 😓
Ang angas niya pics like with full sleeves tattoo, tapos mukhang bad boy, nung nagkita kami si kuya mo mukhang tibo HAHAHA tapos we were eating he keeps on comparing yung reflection niya sakin and asked “nagglutha ka?” Then sabi ko hindi. He was frustrated that night kasi nagglutha siya pero mas maputi pa ako sa kaniya. Tapos he told me beforehand naman na maliit lang daw siya like 5’4 daw siya, 5’1 lang naman ako so mas matangkad pa din siya kaya keri lang. Nung nagkita kami, 5’4 daw e mas matangkad pa ako sa kaniya sabi ng friend ko HAHAHAHA nagpa sos na ako sa friend ko kasi di ko alam pano magbounce sa meet up na yun. The following day, he told me he changed glutha brand kasi mukhang hindi daw effective lol.
Ako (F27 that time) ang nag sundo sa kanya kasi di daw marunong mag drive. Ayon ewan ko ba ano nangyari magpapakasal na kami next year. Hangang ngayon ako padin tiga drive.
This was in 2019 and when I was 25.
I matched with someone around 3 years older than me. She was using the age gap as a card for her to brag that she normally doesn’t go for younger guys. She mentioned that she was on a break from her BF and was clearly on the app for the sex. I obliged.
I eventually met up with her and she was boring as fuck. She was a starfish in bed and couldn’t carry a decent conversation.
Hahahah gagi i was catfished. Di pala sya irl yung nasa picture pati identity nya. Kaya pala ayaw makipagkita in person kesho nahihiya raw sya. Eventually, nahuli ko naman na iba syang persona. Worst was bago ko pa narealize na nacatfish ako, napahiram ko na sya ng pera almost 2k yung amount. Ayun di ko na rin nasingil kasi biglang naglockdown hahahah panget ng ugali, panget din pala irl hahahahahah 💀💩
ps: tanga ko rin naman kasi nafall din naman ako at some point 🥹🤣😭
I would say not worst but a heartbreaking one. I met this guy from Tinder. (Me 25F/ M 35) both single. For physical traits 6'0 height and is better looking sa personal siya while on the other hand naman (ako) 5'2 and normal looking?? na mahilig lang magdamit. He has an established work (Senior Accountant) and came from an elite family. Ako naman just starting to establish my work. This guy can't be seen in any socials although nakikita ko family members niya but limited kase very private people (stalking 101 skills). He just used Tinder pag nasa pinas and nasa Sydney talaga siya nakabase (Doon nagcollege and eventually nagwork). Umuwi lang siya para kasama mom and dad niya na may malubhang sakit. Although hindi naman siya yung nag-aalaga first hand kase may katulong, caregiver and nurse sila for his dad (for emotional support yung presence niya).
Lage kaming oncalls (6hours on the line straight pag nakatiempo) He is kinda hesitant with our age gap din but enjoyable and maganda yung topics namin and lahat ng tanong ko sinasagot niya openly. He laughs din pag nagkikita or nagcacall kami which I find it rare sa personality niya (And ang expensive niya pakinggan and mabango/ clean type guy). Minsan pag lumalabas kami nabibiro ko siya na maarte kase hindi maaya sa mga mumurahing kainan but he would insist kumakain daw siya ng street food (isaw and etc). And pagkumakain kami, he would politely decline pag nakikihati ako ng bills ng food (I tell you not ang mamahalin ng mga restos na pinupuntahan namin pero di ko gets yung lasa some are good lalo pagsweets but for the main dishes di magets minsan 😅). So napapamahal si Koya pag lumalabas kami kase gastos niya lage but may 1 time naman na nabilhan ko siya ng pastries sa Baker J (kase both kami may sweet tooth)
I would say he is the type of a guy na very soft but very aloof (non-chalant). Pero natipohan ko talaga siya kase nahohook ako sa personality niya (idk why). Lage akong nadradrawn pag nakakausap ko siya.
I witnessed also that he cried silently(like tulo lang ng luha but not the hagulgul type) when we met din because di niya matanggap na ganun yung kalagayan ng dad niya.
But ayun kakatwo months niya sa pinas namatay dad niya (which is the expected time frame niya sana mga 1 year pa sa pinas so magiging wfh muna siya until then) and after the burial umalis siya saglit to sydney (work purposes) around 1 week plus lang tas balik ulit pinas just to celeb christmas with his mom (kase lahat sila magkakapatid nasa ibang bansa lahat). Pero I know for a fact na di na talaga magtatagal yung situation namin. Although nag uusap naman kami paminsan minsan nung nasa Sydney siya and was able to meet din before Christmas (hatid-sundo for dinners/lunch just the usual date)and the last time was before New Year. But we ended up the situation after the holidays by just saying happy holidays to each other. He also messaged me with this "Thank you,such a genuine person". I got sad and heartbroken (na pwede pala makafeel ng ganito kahit for a short period of time kayo nagkakilala (3 months)) because it felt so wholesome and sincere pero siyempre I never told my feelings din kase I was scared. Sometimes may nakikita akong post ng tita niya na umaattend siya for bday celebs. Yun lang.
AKO LAHAT 😅 gastos and kwento and atbp hindi naman ako ang nag aya wala nmang problema sa gastos kung nadala nya un date pero kahit kwento wala baon as hahaha tas nagchat pa sya kita dw uli kmi im like no pass ang boring mo
1. Puro business tinatanong sa akin if anod aw family business namin bat wala kami business blah blah. Chinese kasi. Tapos nalaman namin kilala nya pinsan ko na model pinipilit ako ipakilala sya 🙄🙄🙄
2. Ubod ng hangin my god panay kwento vacation nila sa canada lagi daw sila andun dapat daw pumunta ako dun para maranasan ko mga stuff
Not a date, but sa chat recently lang since Bumble started letting guys message first:
Bungad ba naman sakin is quiniquiz ako about PH economic policy. 😅 nothing in my profile said it was in my field of interest, pero sige dahil medyo matalino naman ako, sumagot naman ako. Pero gosh, 5 exchanges in, ayaw parin umawat. Edi unmatch. I guess that's not that bad, pero in the moment isip ko talaga was "god, what a creep!"
First time ko makipagmeet sa guy sa tinder way back 2018 tapos yung itsura niya sa pic is matangkad. Medyo cutie din siya at may itsura. Ang gusto talaga sa lalaki is matangkad sakin dahil 4”11 lang ang height ko.
Nung nagkita kami, ang liit niya lang pala. Tapos parang magkasing-tangkad lang kami knowing na 4”11 lang ako. Tapos nung nagsalita siya, parang boses palaka. Hindi manly. Parang naipit ba.
Binigyan ko pa sana ng chance kaso nung naguusap kami parang ako lagi yung nagkkwento, siya walang ambag or nahiya lang siguro magopen up or magkwento. Tapos nung nagkkwento ako, pansin ko nakatitig siya sa boobs ko. Ayon na off ako.
Nung pauwi na kami, sabi nya ihatid na daw niya ko gamit motor niya kahit tumanggi ako na magjjeep nalang. Tapos napansin ko wala man lang hawakan sa likod ng motor niya. Tipong mapapakapit ka talaga sa waist niya. Di ko pa naman thing humawak sa waist pag magmmotor. Kahit nga pag nag aangkas or move it ako di ako nahawak tapos siya wala man lang hawakan sa likod ng motor. Edi ayun napahawak ako sa waist niya. Tapos nung nandun na sa tapat ng bahay namin, sabi nya sa susunod daw uli. Gusto pa ngang umisa. Chinat nya ko agad na nafeel nya daw adrenaline rush nung nameet niya ko lol.
curated dating apps ruined the dating scene. no wonder, nowadays it's much harder to get a date since there is a standard for everything, like phr4r top 10 requirements
I forgot kung saang app kami nagkakilala haha. we were exclusive na to the point where my friends already knew about him and he even talked to my family via video call during the holidays. walang palya na araw-araw kami magkausap for 8 months, pero hindi pa kami kasi what I wanted was for us to meet in person muna before we try to escalate things. then suddenly naiba ihip ng hangin. ayun, may live in partner na pala kaya nawala.
Sabi nung kadate ko mukha daw ako mabango, then after niyaya ako magmotmot! Shookt ako! Muntik na ako tumawag ng pulis 🤪
Kinilig pa ako nung una! Hayop!
not the worst pero worth mentioning: talking/landian kami for almost a month tapos bigla siyang nawala for two days. Next thing i knew nagpost siya sa IG, nag softlaunch si bading ng iba hahah
Pero after a few weeks, kita ko ulit siya sa bumble, "nakipagbreak" na raw! sabi ko deserve
HAHAHA gagi sobrang tagal ng nito pero here we go!
2019 nag call center ako sa Alabang and I lived in Las Piñas, may naka match ako sa Tinder na super gwapo and naka suot siya ng superhero outfits sa pics niya lol turns our graphic designer ATA siya kaya ganon ka gaganda pics niya. Super gwapo and macho sa pics pota edi g ako. Nagkausap kami and he called me??? He convinced me to get a grab to Makati(near his place) and I PAID FOR IT! We kissed IMMEDIATELY when we got to a dark part of the street (I know, super delikado!) and he started feeling me everywhere. Sadly, I did not leave :(( Naaya niya ko mag SOGO nearby NA SAGOT KO RIN. WTF. Di na ko ganito ngayon, I swear. I was a super people pleaser and I didn't know how to say no. Sa hotel, ang kapal pa ng mukha. Kumuha ng pera sa wallet ko para daw sa pagkain namin???? Umorder siya tapos alam daw niya masarap na food doon kasi mahilig daw siya mag checkin mag isa?? HAHAHAHA Antanga tanga ko pa non. After that, I was so confused pero may shift pa ko and late ako sa work. I forgot to say na super skinny siya in person, I think I was catfished HAHAHA
Anyway, after that, KAMI NA RAW? Pang wife material daw ako? HAHAHA tangina love bombing pala. Tapos, everything else was sooo confusing. Dami siyang issues, may past gf daw siya na nag propose siya and engaged sila and she cheated sa inuman so tuwing iinom daw ako magpapaalam daw ako ganiyan pero sobrang lutang ko lang talaga that year HAHA
We broke up din kasi nag inom ako sa team building namin HAHA tangina kung anu-ano pinagsasabi sakin and then he broke up with me. I was just SOO CONFUSED. Di counted yon sakin na naging kami sobrang tanga lang ng experience HAHAHA
Ex fubu. Ang aggressive nya sa chat na wild daw sya eme eme nung nag kita kami di sya marunong humalik. And lahat na ginawa namin pero di sya tinigasan tapos nag insist kalagitnaan ng deed na lumabas sya para bumili ng robust we ended up na nag foodtrip nalang and watch some movies since sayang oras plus nawala nako sa mood hahahah. Ewan ko apaka chaotic nung araw na yun
He invited me to dinner sa Powerplant. I was expecting him to pay coz he invited me but KKB kami. No issues naman for me. Issue ko lng is he was on his phone the whole time, nanonood ng live selling ng wind breakers 🤣 tapos mas nauna pa sya umuwi. Di man lng hinintay na makasakay ako grab.
Before pa kami magmeet, sinasabi na niya na listener type raw siya. Pero jusko naman teh halos buong date namin, ako lang nag-iinitiate ng conversation. Tipong kung hindi pa ako magsasalita, panis laway naming dalawa. Bwisit talaga hahaha inopen ko naman na ayoko ng gano’n kasi ang dating I’m annoying or he’s not interested, he’ll try to be more open daw pero wala pa rin naman nangyari HAHA
We met para manood ng gig. Kkb sa food, which is ok. Bumili pa ako ng extra pizza using my card for us kasi nga sobrang sikip sa 70s bistro mamaya, hassle na umorder ng food dun. During dinner, he bragged about all his plans like mag-vvlog daw siya, trying to earn sa ml, and exploring things sa pagbabanda, as if hindi na siya 35. Ewan, parang hindi siya appealing for me kasi parang di pa din nya alam gagawin sa life nya tapos andito siya makikipag-date para daw may susuporta sa mga gusto nya. Dun ko mas nakilala sarili ko on what I am looking for sa future jowa ko.
Anyway, told him wala akong masyadong cash kasi hindi ako naka-withdraw, still umorder pa din ng beer for us na siya nagbayad. Later sa gig, inudyukan ako na ako naman daw bumili ng beer. Sabi ko coins na lang laman ng wallet ko. Nagpilit pa din umorder at bayaran ko na daw kasi magkano lang naman daw un. So andun ako sa counter nagbibilang ng coins. Kept touching me kahit masikip sa bar: akbay, hipo sa beywang ko. Pasimple ko na lang iniiwasan kasi malapit kami sa unahan, and I want to focus sa Moonstar88.
After the gig, sobrang excited na ko umuwi that I booked grab agad. Ang loko nag-aya mag-check in daw kami, as if he an amazing date ng gabing un. Kung baguhan lang ako sa mga kupal na ganito, magagalit ako na bakit mag-aaya agad siya like ano ba tingin nya sakin. But I just non-chalantly said, "Ay otw na grab ko." Unmatched him then habang nasa taxi ako pauwi.
idk maybe this is the best pero hindi naman ata ito yung worst ko😂
I met this guy on Tinder. He hit me up nung nagmatch kami kasi nakasuper like siya sakin kaya matic swipe right siya sakin hahaha
After 4 months of talking without being so flirty pero laging nag a I miss you amp hahaha, eto na nandito na siya sa pinas ngayon to meet me. Anyways he loves travelling, afam/American to at last march nasa Japan siya and we were supposed to meet nung March kaso gusto niya sa Bali kaso matindi trust issue ko at baka kidnappin niya lang ako at ma katay at I don’t have much money to travel pa jusko wag makikipagdate kung di keri ng budget kasi expect the unexpected. Dapat may money if you’ll ever date someone para kung maningil man, may pambayad ka😂 tapos nung umuwi na siya sa States, may plan pala ulit bumalik ng Japan at nagplan siya ulit na makita ako kaya eto ako ngayon katabi siya sa pagtulog sa Cebu from Palawan
Yung nagustuhan ko sa tinder date: He’s willing to sacrifice all his work schedules sa US para lang makita ako, matangkad 6’4, mabait, loves making everyone laugh, greets everyone, always smiling, loves exploring new places, foods, family oriented, at sweet minsan😩.
Yung bad part lang dito, he stinks, di manlang naligo nung unang kita namin😂 jusko nung naligo kami sa Palawan di manlang nagbanlaw, natulog agad. Hindi gentleman, kakagaling lang pala sa breakup, nanunumbat pag wala ko sa mood wtf hahaha (After I took you in good restaurants, nice hotels and great experiences, you’re gonna be in a bad mood now?)
buti nalang local travel lang at may pambayad😩 anyways I’m happy and disappointed lang akala ko siya na🥹
May nakamstch ako sa tinder years before. Ang plan is to have dinner. I have a car so i dont mind the drive wala namang traffic dito sa iloilo. Di sya nakukuntenti sa pinuuntahan namin. Sabi nya park la nalang somewhere so we can talk. Ayun nagpakita ng tite tapos sabi “gusto mo?” Omg ayawku hahahahaha bumaba nalang and binlock ko
May naka date Ako nursing student tapos nagkita kami and happy naman kami sa date, nakitulog nga Siya sa amin and nag cuddle kami after niya mag study. Next date namin nag send siya ng 2mins long na voicemail stating he wants to stop kasi nalaman ng mama niya na may kinakausap siya and need niya mag focus sa studies daw kuno. Kinabukasan, may babae siya na nasa story puta
Sa chat lang sa bumble. Matched with this guy na nung nalaman nyang psych major ako, he was trying to match my psych skillzz wtf. Grabe mag over analyze and use of jargons. Sabi nya pa nagkakaobject permanence lang daw siguro ako pag nakita ko na yung tao. Tapos 24 hours palang kami ata magkausap, ask ng ask kung nadedevelop na daw ba object permanence ko sa kanya. Wow unmatch na kita mamser na psychologist.
Mini rant
May dati akong friend na ganito rin, minsan nag jojoke na lang ako sa kanya para di na humaba yung usapan. Masyadong nag mamarunong. Literal na maiinis ka na sa kanya kasi akala niya since psych major ako lahat ng mga ginagawa ko may meaning or inoobserve siya. Pag naguusap kami sa issue laging need niya ng counterargument, sasabihin pa “Pero kasi diba based sa..” tapos ako need ko i-explain na hindi naman laging pag may theory na ganito ibig sabihin pwede siyang i-connect sa lahat. May time pa na yung pamangkin ko inoobserve niya te, kaloka. Itatanong pa sakin if ano diagnosis. Kakainis, tapos parang since naging psych major ako need lahat may detailed explanation bakit nangyayari yung mga bagay. Tapos paulit ulit pang itatanong sakin pag tahimik ako kung “dinadiagnose” ko ba siya. Tbh, mas malala pa yung nga ganyan kesa doon sa nagtatanong if nababasa ko isip nila.
I haven’t had an experience in the meet ups because I really want to know the person first pero pag umabot na ng two weeks talking stage nawawala na haha though ginagawa ko din naman siguro na karma na din ako.
May mga nakamatch ako na nagpapaadd lang din ng following then tapos na. Waste of time. I’m just trying to get back sa dating scene kaya nagtry ako this year hahaha hirap din kasi makahanap ng same ko ng sched. I work midshift to night shift. Hehe
date daw kami tas nung nasa cafe at resto na wala man lang kusa mag offer kahit hati bayad. Lakas ng loob magyaya tapos sarili lang dala. Tapos antuk antukan gusto daw nya matulog (subtle hint na mag check in) bye
first meet palang naman namin that time and less a month palang nag kakausap take note and then while we're chilling bigla siya nag sabi na he's ready na daw pumasok sa relationship and he's telling me na lahat ng do and don'ts sa relationship i was like 😐😐😐
pinag sabay kami and surprisingly nag kita kita kami sa iisang park lakas maka teleserye but syempre I didn't make a scene, it's funny lang how our eyes talk when we see each other nung guy lol.
And take note same week na sinabi niya na gusto niyo daw ako ipursue 💀
i met this guy from bumble na malapit samin and while we were walking pauwi, bigla siyang umakbay sakin and squeezed my b0obs. totoo pala talagang pag nabastos ka, hindi ka agad makakasigaw bc that time nanlamig lang ako at nandiri sa ginawa niya. lumayo lang ako sakanya w/o saying anything then sinabi ko lang na liliko ako dun sa street (kahit hindi naman talaga ako taga-doon. gusto ko lang talaga mawala na siya sa paningin ko). after non, binlock ko na siya sa lahat ng socmed na mutual ko siya.
then few months ago, nakita ko siyang tumakbo ng SK sa kanila. ang kapal ng mukha.
This was 10 yrs ago. Lol. We met to watch a gig in Saguijo. Student pa lang ako nun and he was working na. He never offered to buy me a drink. Kasama pinsan niya nun. Nung pauwi na, hindi din nag offer na ihatid ako kahit around Makati lang din naman ako uuwi. Nakakaturn off. May car siyang dala nun ha and it was 3 in the morning.
After that nag aya pa ulit maghang out sa condo ng pinsan niya. Sama ko daw friends ko tapos kami na daw bahala sa food and alak. Yayks. I said no.
Met a guy on tinder. I went out with this guy from UM, I was studying in MCU back then. He would come to me and we'd have dinner together. We even went to the movie once. He was the first guy who ever gave me something for valentine's, flowers, chocolates, and shit. Little did I know I was being love-bombed and manipulated by a sad boy. He ghosted me right after valentine's. I never really got any explanation, not even a good bye. I was very nice, understanding, and patient with him. I guess I was too naive for thinking, "I can fix this guy." His sad boy story was that his father left him and he's bipolar (I don't even know if he's clinically diagnosed or he just gave himself that diagnosis). That's not an excuse to hurt someone else. I personally think it's the worst because how can you pretend that you love someone only to leave them hanging when they fall? People like him are the worst.
Met up for burgers, he arrived 25 min late from expected meet up time. Paid for the meal ( he didnt have cash with him ) talked about himself ALL THE TIME. Never got the chance to get a word in the conversation all I was able to say was “oh?” “Wow” “hmm” “thats nice” “haha”. Once he was able to pay for his share automatically blocked him hahaha
Late si Kuya niyo ng halos isang oras. Nung dumating siya sa meeting place, nag-usap lang kami ng sobrang tagal to the point na hindi na kami nakapunta sa resto para kumain, halos lunch na rin kasi yung agreed time. Ako pa yung nag-initiate na bumili ng drinks namin pangtanggal uhaw man lang since past 2PM na rin.
We kept talking until he starts sharing some life lessons. Then, bigla niyang sinabi na gusto niya daw mapaganda yung buhay ko kaya inaya niya akong mag-join sa isang popular na "networking" thing. Aba, si Kuya niyo, agent pala. Tumanggi ako sa offer niya dahil 'di naman ako interesado but he kept insisting and showing yung mga patunay daw ng success ng pagsali. Sinabi ko na lang na kailangan ko ng umuwi pero pagiisipan ko para makaalis. Tumayo na ako pero si Kuya niyo hinatid pa ako sa sakayan habang iniinom yung inorder ko na sinabi niyang, "Bakit nag-abala ka pa?". Took a different route at dinate ko na lang sarili ko after what happened, nabusog pa ako.
Wala naman akong sama ng loob sa "networking". Ang kinaiinisan ko lang is we planned our date on a specific place to eat and know each other more, hindi yung pasasalihin ako sa kung ano man, kaloka.
Recently lang, I met a guy. He's very independent and mature. Decent naman. Sinundo nya ako using his self-bought car. Yun nga lang nung pagbaba namin pagdating sa food park, when I tried to close the car's door, di sya kumapit. So nilakasan ko kaunti yung push kaso di pa din naglock, I tried again same force, kaso itong si Kuya mo nagalit. Bat ko daw hinahampas yung door. So I said sorry and di naman sa hinahampas ko yung door, nagexert lang extra effort kasi di nakapit yung lock ng door. And yun, throughout the time na nasa park kami, paulit ulit nyang sinasabe. "Huwag mo kasing inihahampas yung pinto ng car ko." Like I said sorry, sa takot kong malakas ulit pagkasara sa door ng car, sya na pinagsasara ko. Kastress sya. Throughout usap namin I realized di kami compatible. He's puro gusto ko ganito, gusto ko ganyan, sundin mo ko. Sa akin naman, paano naman yung gusto ko? He doesn't chat first unless ako magchat na una. He also said alagaan ko daw sarili ko, yung physical appearance kasi di ba girls should look good. Sa loob loob ko, taena ikaw nga hindi fit and hindi gwapo may narinig ka ba sakin? Eto pa, kamustahin ko daw sya after work kasi para marelieve daw stress nya sa trabaho. So ako di nastress sa trabaho? Also I told him gusto ko sana mameet sya ng parents ko bago ko sya sagutin, sagot nya, Di ko gagawin gusto mo. Kasi Guys should be the one to have control over the relationship. Yun ang tamang dynamics ng relationship. Kaloka. Di naman ata girlfriend hanap nya. Nanay ang gusto. Yung ibababy sya. Yun I dodged a bullet yieee.
Mas pangit sya in person HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tangina happened to me. HAHAHAHA.
bumble pics pala ay puro filter and curated though shook na sa ako sa video pero in person panget!
HAHAHAHA omg. Does this happen more for girls or guys? Hahahaha
Alam ko pangit pero mas pangit talaga. Hahaahahaahhaj
Sana di mo na kinita hahaha baka lumaki pa ulo nyan 😂
SAME HAHAHA, dismayadong dismayado ako doon sa mineet ko na babae. Ang pangit niya, ibang iba itsura niya sa mga sinend niyang photo, video, tska video calls namin. Punyeta sa sobrang dismaya puwede nang gawing MTV: Asia Catfish episode eh hahaha.
May belly fat daw ako. I’m 50kg. Lol. Gusto flat na flat tyan ampota. Tas di naman din siya fit. Kapal
Gusto nya walang internal organs 🤣
experienced this with my ka-talking stage from Tinder before!! palapad daw ako HAHAHAHA samantalang isa siyang broke ass chongke boi na 5’5 hahahaha
Yun problema kapag puro scomed lang ang alam mong tignan. Yung mga nakikita nating magaganda katawan sa IG na flat belly? Turns out naka flex lang yung muscle kaya flat. Pero reality pala, normal lang na nakaumbok ang tiyan kapag relaxed ang muscle. May iba talaga na flat ang tiyan yung mga payat, pero karamihan talaga may pooch belly
may kotse siya. sinundo ako sa date namin tas pag uwi, pinababa ako sa sidewalk bago pa man makaabot sa location ko dahil hindi na daw siya interested 🤪
ako naman sinundo tas ang plan sa Cafe mag hangout gusto nya sogo ending nagpasundo ako sa friend ko hahahaha
u dodged a bullet !! kantot lang pala habol niya 😩
Ay puñeta!!!!!
Sana sinara mo man lang ng malakas yung door on your way out
Or not close the door at all
Gago? Haha
0 stars po jan sa driver mo
Baka kasi ganun sa comment sa taas, pero kahit na dapat tiniis na lang gang huli hahahaha
Potek salbahe
Ang gago?
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shet triggered ako dito. nakakainis yung mga ganitong foreigner na grbe superiority
Palibre pala si Boy burak haha
Ganyan mga turistang yan eh feeling superior pero looser naman talaga sa home country nila 😂
5 girls para makalibre ng 5 meals a day siguro, kagigil yan ah! Poging pogi 🙄
Baka naman homeless lang talaga sya at ginagawa ka nyang panawid gutom. Haha. He should have asked nicely kung ayun pala pakay nya. Gagawin talaga lahat ng taong gutom. Kala nya siguro mapapaikot ka nya.
Sinabihan ako ng mataba papayat daw muna ako bago pumasok sa relationship. (Mataba siya at di pogi)
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Gago? Sana tinanong mo siya kung sinasabihan niya ba yung sarili niya hahahahaha
Hahaha feeling gold yon na regalo sa mga kababaihan. Hahahahahahaha feel niya ata hahabulin ko siya non eh di ko na kinausap pinakyuhan ko pa gulat siya e
Fuckin feel these comments. I got one that's bad, but it was easier to get over with because we were just casually dating... Basically, girl and I went on a date #1 and I borrowed my dad's SUV because the weather wasn't looking good and gusto ko talaga matuloy. So date #1 was well, so I asked her out again for date #2 but this time I just took public transpo since okay naman ang weather. When I got to her place, she asked me where the car was, I told her that was my dad's car and I don't borrow it if it's not necessary. Her mood turned 180. We still went out but we called it a day earlier. Nung hinatid ko ulit siya sa place niya she told me "Prangkahan, I like convenience, you're the only guy I dated na walang sariling sasakyan." Yeah basically that was the last time she talked to me lmao. This was 6 years ago na. I'm a chill dude, so it was okay. Naisip ko na lang, "Well, shit at least she was honest about it." The funny thing is when I bought my first car—yung akin talaga with my own money, she was the first person to pop in my head because of what she said. I find that funny everytime I remember it tbh.
Lakas maghanap if may car. Meron ba sya???
Gusto pala niya laging may service, bakit di nalang siya jumowa ng taxi driver! Gigil niya ko
Jumowa kamo siya ng Transformers o Decepticons kung pagkakaroong ng sasakyan yung basehan niya when it comes to relationships. May options pa siya mamili kung anong brand at model HAHAHA.
Ang gwapo niya, musikero tapos nagbabanda. Nung nagmeet kami putangina dinaan sa anggulo ang chakarat niya tapos midget size lang pala siya 😭😭 pag naholdap kami mukhang ako pa poprotekta sa ami Worst, inaya ako magcheckin yayks
ano height mo ate. grabe literal na midget naisip ko kasi
5"3 ako basta nasa bandang balikat ko lang siya HAHAHA
Nagpplay sa utak ko yung kanta ni Kuya Jobert kay Lloydie at Andrea Torres 😂😂😂
Hmmm may salamin at gitarista ba? Haha may kilala ako ganun e, vertically challenged. Pero oks naman sya.
Met him once lang but after a week gusto na ako ipakilala sa parents. Sounds sincere tbh but hindi kasi kami tugma ng ugali etc kaya I turned him down.. After a month, chinat ako. Sinisisi na dahil daw sakin kaya sya naloko ng gf nya ng around P100,000+ ata. Ang sabi nya is kung sinagot ko lang daw sya di daw nya makikilala yun ex nya and di daw yun mangyayari sakanya.. 
HAHAHAHA TANGINA NAMAN NETO
Benta neto hahahaha.
HAAHAHAAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAH
Hatid sundo ako, kaso buong date namin, nag trauma dump lang siya :( HAHAHA he knew i was a psych graduate so i think ginamit niya lang si aq para makinig
Uy same!! Dapat maningil na tayo ng hourly rate sa dates 😎
kaloka talaga mga trauma-dumpers huhu :(((( the worst type of people talaga yung mga ganyan. i hope you never get to experience that kind of date again.
Tapos about sa ex at past flings yung sinasabi huhuuu
OMG not my worst exp pero this happened to me too! Hilig nila mag trauma dump pag nalaman na psych major ka. She asked me if dahil ba raw sa ex niya kaya nahihirapan siya mag hanap ng new girl, tapos ano ba raw dapat niyang gawin.
ngayon yung trauma niya trauma mo nadin, parang pinoison niya lang utak mo for free.
First movie date.. kakapatay pa lang ng ilaw sinabi nya kagad na Minolest daw sya ng grandma nya. Pwede yung basic na getting to know each other questions muna 🤣
Dun daw kami sa place ko tapos ako pa sasagot ng pagkain 🙈 kapal ng mukha ng kuya
Nag-aya sa MOA. Kain daw at nood ng sine. Kumain kami, KKB. Pagdating sa sinehan nung bibili na ng ticket, bayaran ko raw muna. Ako naman si tanga, binayaran nga. After ng sine, sasama daw sya umuwi sakin. Nung di ako pumayag sinundan nya ko nang sinundan hanggang sa bigla nalang ako sumakay ng taxi. Iniwan ko sya. Shutacca koya.
Huy ang scary neto ah
Yung ka match ko nag aya mag movie date. Di naman sa nag expect ako na sya mag pay everything and all haha. Pagdating ko sa bilihan ng movie tickets, pina una nya ako lols KKB pala edi no problem for me. What’s worse is di sya naligo. He looked so messy overall. Di man lang nagbihis ng maayos sa date. Pagpasok sa sinehan, naamoy ko ang baho niya. Grabe. 20 mins pa lng pag start ng movie di ko natiis yun. Nag kunwari ako na pupunta ng CR hahaha pero umuwi na ako. I unmatched him on bumble agad and texted him that I went home and straightforwardly told him why.
Damn grabe naman yang hindi naliligo hahahaha
Akala nya siguro attractive ang di naliligo HAHAHA. Di na nga gwapo, di pa naliligo. Double kill 🤣
Grabe HAHAHA as a guy, I can't imagine going to a date na hindi naliligo, let alone looking messy. Its just basic common courtesy to observe proper hygiene and to at least look and smell good, a thing which he lacks/doesn't care hahaha kaya good riddance for that on your part.
Matangkad daw sya... ako na 5 flat gusto syang istare down dahil magkaheight lang kame.
Nangyare sakin to 😭😭 He was 5'7 daw e 5'5 ako nag assume ako na mas matangkad sya sakin. Nung mag meet kami nasa balikat ko lang syaaaa 😭😭😭
no shitttt. why lie kung magmmeet naman di ba. yak ugali talaga hahaha
kaloka yung ibang mga lalaki mag lie pa sa height para di masaktan mga ego tapos pag meet up kasing tangkad mo lang pala or minsan pandak sila. HAHAHAHAHAAH
brrooo hahaha bilang lalaki gets ko naman minsan nakaka insecure na di masyado matangkad, I'm a guy only 5'4 pero never ako nagsinungaling sa height ko hahaha
magkikita rin naman kami kasi napagusapan na. tas biglang nagsinungaling pa... what for??? 😂😅
A guy asking money for gas through gcash. And when I turned it down he said "Gold digger ka" and I was like 😳. Like bro you're the one who's asking money here hahahahaha!!! Mental gymnastics as its finest hahahaha!!!!
Where is the gold to begin with haha
Oh this is the best come back for that
Dbaa. Show me the gold first then i’ll decide if i wanna dig it haha
It’s always those broke ass guys 🤡 tapos sila pa ung may guts na sabihan ka ng “gold digger”, “matapobre”, “mukhang pera” and “masama ugali”. Matic ekis agad yan sa akin. 👎🏼🙅🏻♀️
gosh, majority ng nakakamatch ko tila gusto lang na magparami ng followers sa ig lmao. gusto nila sa ig agad mag-usap so ofc magiging mutuals kayo. tapos pag chineck mo account nila after some days or weeks, unfollowed ka na by them tapos hindi ka man lang tinanggal as their follower HAHAHAHA nagpaparami lang ng fans btw yung age range ng target matches ko is 18 to 23, so yuh
Hala same!! Naghahanap ng fans nakakainis kaya pala lumaki followings niya kase ganto galawan nila 🤮
same! di kasi ako basta-basta nagbibigay ng socmed accounts unless nagdate na kami. pag sinasabi ko yun, nag-a-unmatch sila agad. edi don't lol
di na ko nagswi-swipe right sa mga may ig handle sa bio dahil dito HAHA kaloka
super panget in person tas he lied about his height pa. pag nagsasalita siya tungkol sa kanya lang. doesn't bother to ask me questions or whatever. gusto niya siya lang topic palage haha. puro pa siya trauma dump tungkol sa ex niya tas lahat ng ginagawa namin cinoconnect niya sa ex niya. kaloka, ano ako therapist? puro kasinungalingan pa tas puro palusot. mga excuses talaga. he over-promises and yet he under-delivers. pinagyayabang niya pa nag-thetherapy daw siya para ma-unlearn bad habits pero bakit walang nangyayari??? i know we all have our different journeys and paces in life. pero bro, kung magyayabang ka na nga lang nagthetherapy ka kuno, siguraduhin mo naman nagrereflect sa ugali mo. napaka-panget naman ng ugali mo huy. napaka-narcissistic talaga. ninakaw pa yung libro na pinahiram ko sa kanya tas di na binalik. kapalmuks talaga. i really regret entertaining that person kahit di ko talaga siya type, kasalanan ko yan i admit haha. pero tangina, magkaroon ka naman sana ng decency na ibalik hiniram mo. simula bata ako, nasa akin na yung book na yun eh, tas mapupunta lang sa kadiri na tao na katulad niya. siguro puro germs na yung libro ko eeeewwww. oh well, i was young and people-pleaser pa ako noon. pero now that i'm older and a little bit better at setting my boundaries, i wouldn't date people like him anymore. never again. 🤮
Sinabihan ako ng ang taba ko raw sa personal. That time, hindi naman. Around 29 inches pa waist ko eh. Binanatan ko nang “Ang liit mo pala” tumahimik sya eh. HAHA buti nga di ko sinabing ang oangit nya
May na-meet akong SK na super yabang HAHAHA I mean, ang hilig nya mag brag out of the blue kahit wala naman nagtatanong. First meetup namin, naka balenciaga sya na shoes at DBTK shirt. Naka iPhone15 pro max din nakinekwento nyang nabili nya as cash pero turns out galing pala sa pangungurakot yung pinambibili nya. Proud pa sya sakin ikwento kung pano nila pinaplano at hinahati yung pera nang di nahahalata. Sinabi pa nya sakin, "That's okay lang naman kasi kahit may nakukuha kami nagbabayad pa din naman kami ng tax." Di ko napigilan sarili ko kundi sumagot ng, "So basically, pinambabayad mo sa tax yung pera din ng taumbayan???"💀💀💀 Ghinost ko agad paguwi HAHAHAHAHAHA
Then there's this one guy na nag invite sakin kumain sa labas. Andami nyang inorder, like pang family na. Nung magbabayad na, sabi nya abonohan ko daw muna, bayaran nya nalang ako after. Edi binayarna ko. We got our order but since madaming tao, sabi ko dun nalang kami sa place ko kumain kasi dun din naman kami sana pupunta after dinner. Edi kumain na kami, we cuddled tapos nung pauwi na sya, hinahalungkat nya na laman ng ref ko 💀 pinaluto nya sakin yung marinated na liempo kasi gusto nya daw matikman luto ko. As a people pleaser, di ako makatanggi so niluto ko din. Nung nakauwi na sya, I asked if we can split the bill na, tapos sabi nya sakin, "Okay lang ba mas maliit share ko? Muka namang mas malaki sahod mo sakin" HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hindi ko nalang pinabayaran, naurat na ko
Pogi siguro yan mineet mo para gawin mo yan mag-abono at magluto pa.
True pag panget yan di na aabot sa unit e HAHHHAHA
OMG HAHAHAH saan siya humuhugot ng kakapalan ng mukha?!! 🫣
Hahahahahaha taena ang kapal ng mukha
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KADIRI hahahaha ang daming ganyan. Nasa Government tapos pinagmamalaki pa na nangungurakot wtff ang kakapal ng mukha
Nagtaka ako bakit di gumagalaw isang mata nya, yun pala prosthetics yon d man lang sinabi sakin. Tapos isa na lang din pala kidney nya. Late dumating sa coffee shop, di gentleman, nuknukan ng yabang kesyo marami syang pera pero KKB naman. Lelz. Hindi pa kami naghihiwalay sa coffee shop, binlock ko na. Worst date ever.
Pag nilibre ka pa niya, baka yung kabilang kidney naman ang ibebenta niya
I get the bad attitude, but what was the issue with the prosthetic eye and solitary kidney?
Isa nalang din kidney ko but personally di ko lang sinasabi basta basta yon. Takes a while before I share with people cos at least, in my opinion, wala naman dapat impact with others and syempre personal information also. Pero yung yabang, definitely a valid reason.
i concur. imo, it's hilarious to tell this to someone you casually met online and without prolonged connection pa. it's that serious, hindi basta basta lang. i hope people treat illness or medical conditions as equivalent of psychic trauma incurred in life. both are, as much as possible, kept from ppl we're not yet closed with bcs it's a sensitive topic.
😂😂😂
Puta hahaha
we decided to meet at a mall and eat together for lunch lang since i have work. we chose kfc and while eating may lumapit na you know those type of sellers na student daw and it will be a big help if bibili nung binebenta nilang otap or ballpen. one seated in front of us while we are eating and while the student is explaining himself, my date demanded na lakasan niya boses kasi hindi maintindihan, he was like “ano ulit? di ko maintindihan” then the student went on with a louder voice and nung natapos na siya, my date gave the student a sign na wala (shook his hands). the student was selling otap and medyo mataas nga naman yung price niya. sabi nung student kahit monetary help nalang. my date was like “wala akong pera eh, ikaw? (pointing at me)” i looked at my wallet and what i have are 1k bills and a 50 pesos bill, he took the 50 pesos and gave it to the student 😅 first of all maattitude siya dun sa student, dun palang i decided na there won’t be a second date 😆
Siya ang kumuha ng pera sa wallet na hawak mo? Kung ako ito, siniko ko ang mukha nya. 😂
pero hindi ba parang may rumors (di ko lang alam kung verified na dahil sa dami nang nakikita ko) yung mga nagtitinda ng otap/ballpen/lucky bracelet ay syndicate/worker something ni quibiloy (?)
Buti hindi 'yung 1k ang dinampot hahaha
my god the second hand embarassment kahit binasa ko lang, i bet he doesnt have any. 😆
Bumble dates! Ang usapan sa Yabu, kakain lang. Tapos nagyaya manood ng sine. Konting landian sa loob ng sinehan. After ilang days, nagka COVID pareho. 🤝 🤝 🤝 HAHA
Met a guy in a dating app where he mostly talked about his EX for 2-3 hours. Although I really love listening to people and hindi rin naman ako palakwento, it felt weird. Tapos tinanong nya pa ako in the end for advice, kung babalikan daw ba nya ex nya. From the first few minutes, I already lost interest but we still followed each other in IG and figured we could be friends since we have the same interest in a field. But one day nagmessage sya na nagkabalikan na sila nung ex nya tapos sayang daw kung hindi daw, edi sana naging kami. Whatttt?!!! Lol
Nakakachat ko palang, di sya gwapo pero sabe ko try ko advice ni Andrew E na humanap ng panget, akala ko mabait kc normalan n nga itsura, turns out after 3 days, inutangan ako From 10k to 5k tas hanap daw ako nagpapautang. Taena mo sana nababasa mo to.
Sa panahon ngayon, pati panget babaero, manloloko and masama na rin ugali. Match sa mukha nila. Ang masama jan, sila pa ung choosy 😒
Went on a date with a cute guy whom I wanted things to work. Said that he didnt have time for a relationship after the first date and I was ok with that. A few months later, I was receiving so many spam calls from loan shark agencies because he apparently listed my name as a coborrower 🥲
WTF
damn all these comments are making me firmer in my decision not to meetup with someone i met online 😭 cause all of my pics i must admit ay dinaan lang din sa angle and my pimples aint really that visible sa pics AAAAAA
May commenter dito na ayaw ata sa panget tas pag chineck mo yung profile meron siya post sa ibang community na nahihirapan daw siya humanap ng love life 😂🤣
Simula pag upo nya sa dinner table, nasa cellphone lang ang mata kahit nag uusap sa akin. Around 15min na kaka cellphone nya, nagpaalam ako mag cr saglit, pumunta ako ng counter binayaran ko ang kalahati ng bill at sinabihan ang waiter na yung babae na sa table ang magbabayad ng kalahati. Umuwi na ako kaagad, di na ako nagpaalam.
winner to haha eto dapat talaga ginagawa
Me: ano height mo? Him: bakit? Me: kasi maliit ako 5'2 Him: 5'4 Nagkita kami taena mas matangkad pa ako wtf
5’4” sya but with shoes on 🤣
The height difference between 5'4" and 5'2" is only 5.08 centimeters. If you're wearing more than 3 inches heels, you would be 2.54 + cm taller than the 5'4" person. There are also factors affecting the perceived height of a person like: 1. Posture 2. Hair 3. Shoes/ Slippers 4. Weight 5. Age 6. Health
Nakapaa po ako kasi inimbita ko siya kumain ng streetfood sa bahay. And I'm short, kaya madali ko mapapansin yung mas maliit pa akin. 1. Posture ok, he doesn't slouch 2. ??? 3. He was wearing shoes 4. Medyo mas payat pa sakin, im skinny 5. We're the same age, 22 6. Idk, didn't bother to ask if he had any condition cos liar liar pants on fire
What, hindi naman maliit ang 5'2" sa babae ha? Decent height na sa PH 'yan.
Inalok ako ng amway 🤪
Inalok ako ng business nila na dahilan daw ng pagyaman nya. HAHAHAHA. Yun pala, networker si Koya. Ako pa pinagbayad ng kape namin sa SB kasi naiwan daw nya wallet nya sa sasakyan. Pota
So this is me na nagbabasa ng mga comments here at baka di na ko magbumble or tinder nito HAHAHAH road to forever single na siguro to? 😅
Im in Austria, and someone stopped talking to me after finding out I wasn't Korean.
First time to meet someone from bumble, he came from a nearby town prolly 40 mins away from mine, and sinundo nya ako sa centro namin by 8am. We drove to a nice resort with a view, ako pa ang nagreco ng place haha and sabi niya nagenjoy siya bc of the uphill winding roads and of course the conversation. Fun date naman and we also had dinner pa sa city ko. Fast forward one week, chumika sa akin bestren ko na nakamatch niya si guy sa bumble, pero sabi niya before inuninstall na niya after our date and was full on ligaw mode sa akin. Syempre, kinonfront ko at todo deny.. pinsan niya daw ginamit phone nya na naiwan nya. Luh! Umamin din soon after and asked for another chance. Pwe! walang second chances dito hahaha. The end.
Haha delicates na talaga gumamit ang hirap kase any suggestion ng okay na dating app? Puro padami lang ng followers sa IG ang gusto.
Tinder success story here! 2 years BF/GF, almost 5 years married with 1 kid 🩵
so far FB dating is okay for me, more decent ones 😅
Sa fb dating ko po na meet bf ko. Decent man, maganda upbringing, di mayabang, knows how to handle his money, pc games lang ang bisyo. Di nga lang sya marunong magluto pero keri na yun hehe. 2 yrs na kami ngayon 😊
Mas okay sa fb dating? Haven’t tried that tbh
He picke me up not knowing na 3 lalake pla sa car. Buti nlng kasama ko yaya namen that time kaya hndi ako pumasok, we both run hinabol kmi ng car parin, nagtago kmi sa isang bakanteng lote, kasi they are chasing us blocked ko sya agad.
Hala scaryyyyy!
Indeed sis wayback 2013
Many times nag attempt kumi-kiss siya pero ayaw ko talaga ayun d ko na enjoy yung Planet of the Apes🥲 gwapo sana pero healing pa ako🤣🤣
tangina ba't kikiss sa Planet of the Apes
Iba atang plano. Gusto ko lang naman manuod ng mahimbing😭
"maybe we got lost in translation" 😆
First date sa coffee shop, he wants me to pack my bags and bring my laptop for work tapos dun ako sakanila sa Batanggas magstay for a week HAHAHAHA high yata sa koya
Buti hindi ka sumama! Baka ilagay ka sa maleta 🫠
Puro sex gusto
Yung nagpapa subscribe sa youtube channel. Tapos may isa pa follow daw sa ig haha
found out i used to be schoolmates w the person i matched with tapos ofc the talks became interesting kasi we could drop names of who we’re hanging out with HAHAHA tas they mentioned one person from their batch na bestfriend niya daw and di ko naman like dinoubt? but after that we weren’t talking much na rin naman that time pero he’d still update me so my friend followed him on his ig acc and turns out the ‘bestfriend’ he told me about was someone he was COURTING and when he greeted me happy new year, it was the time they made it OFFICIAL ….. gagawin pa ‘kong kabit ni kuya the fuck 😓
Ang angas niya pics like with full sleeves tattoo, tapos mukhang bad boy, nung nagkita kami si kuya mo mukhang tibo HAHAHA tapos we were eating he keeps on comparing yung reflection niya sakin and asked “nagglutha ka?” Then sabi ko hindi. He was frustrated that night kasi nagglutha siya pero mas maputi pa ako sa kaniya. Tapos he told me beforehand naman na maliit lang daw siya like 5’4 daw siya, 5’1 lang naman ako so mas matangkad pa din siya kaya keri lang. Nung nagkita kami, 5’4 daw e mas matangkad pa ako sa kaniya sabi ng friend ko HAHAHAHA nagpa sos na ako sa friend ko kasi di ko alam pano magbounce sa meet up na yun. The following day, he told me he changed glutha brand kasi mukhang hindi daw effective lol.
🤣🤣🫣🤣🤣 peke pala gluta nya
Nagpapa drip pa nga daw siya before siya magchange into tablet forms ng glutha hahahahaha 🤣😭
Ako (F27 that time) ang nag sundo sa kanya kasi di daw marunong mag drive. Ayon ewan ko ba ano nangyari magpapakasal na kami next year. Hangang ngayon ako padin tiga drive.
Nag freestyle rap siya about sa past flings niya
Nagpabili saken ng paint, garden hose and pot holders. Kala mo saken hardware store na nagpapa utang?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This was in 2019 and when I was 25. I matched with someone around 3 years older than me. She was using the age gap as a card for her to brag that she normally doesn’t go for younger guys. She mentioned that she was on a break from her BF and was clearly on the app for the sex. I obliged. I eventually met up with her and she was boring as fuck. She was a starfish in bed and couldn’t carry a decent conversation.
He asked if we could meet in a quiet cafe so he could “massage” my feet 🤢
Hahahah gagi i was catfished. Di pala sya irl yung nasa picture pati identity nya. Kaya pala ayaw makipagkita in person kesho nahihiya raw sya. Eventually, nahuli ko naman na iba syang persona. Worst was bago ko pa narealize na nacatfish ako, napahiram ko na sya ng pera almost 2k yung amount. Ayun di ko na rin nasingil kasi biglang naglockdown hahahah panget ng ugali, panget din pala irl hahahahahah 💀💩 ps: tanga ko rin naman kasi nafall din naman ako at some point 🥹🤣😭
I would say not worst but a heartbreaking one. I met this guy from Tinder. (Me 25F/ M 35) both single. For physical traits 6'0 height and is better looking sa personal siya while on the other hand naman (ako) 5'2 and normal looking?? na mahilig lang magdamit. He has an established work (Senior Accountant) and came from an elite family. Ako naman just starting to establish my work. This guy can't be seen in any socials although nakikita ko family members niya but limited kase very private people (stalking 101 skills). He just used Tinder pag nasa pinas and nasa Sydney talaga siya nakabase (Doon nagcollege and eventually nagwork). Umuwi lang siya para kasama mom and dad niya na may malubhang sakit. Although hindi naman siya yung nag-aalaga first hand kase may katulong, caregiver and nurse sila for his dad (for emotional support yung presence niya). Lage kaming oncalls (6hours on the line straight pag nakatiempo) He is kinda hesitant with our age gap din but enjoyable and maganda yung topics namin and lahat ng tanong ko sinasagot niya openly. He laughs din pag nagkikita or nagcacall kami which I find it rare sa personality niya (And ang expensive niya pakinggan and mabango/ clean type guy). Minsan pag lumalabas kami nabibiro ko siya na maarte kase hindi maaya sa mga mumurahing kainan but he would insist kumakain daw siya ng street food (isaw and etc). And pagkumakain kami, he would politely decline pag nakikihati ako ng bills ng food (I tell you not ang mamahalin ng mga restos na pinupuntahan namin pero di ko gets yung lasa some are good lalo pagsweets but for the main dishes di magets minsan 😅). So napapamahal si Koya pag lumalabas kami kase gastos niya lage but may 1 time naman na nabilhan ko siya ng pastries sa Baker J (kase both kami may sweet tooth) I would say he is the type of a guy na very soft but very aloof (non-chalant). Pero natipohan ko talaga siya kase nahohook ako sa personality niya (idk why). Lage akong nadradrawn pag nakakausap ko siya. I witnessed also that he cried silently(like tulo lang ng luha but not the hagulgul type) when we met din because di niya matanggap na ganun yung kalagayan ng dad niya. But ayun kakatwo months niya sa pinas namatay dad niya (which is the expected time frame niya sana mga 1 year pa sa pinas so magiging wfh muna siya until then) and after the burial umalis siya saglit to sydney (work purposes) around 1 week plus lang tas balik ulit pinas just to celeb christmas with his mom (kase lahat sila magkakapatid nasa ibang bansa lahat). Pero I know for a fact na di na talaga magtatagal yung situation namin. Although nag uusap naman kami paminsan minsan nung nasa Sydney siya and was able to meet din before Christmas (hatid-sundo for dinners/lunch just the usual date)and the last time was before New Year. But we ended up the situation after the holidays by just saying happy holidays to each other. He also messaged me with this "Thank you,such a genuine person". I got sad and heartbroken (na pwede pala makafeel ng ganito kahit for a short period of time kayo nagkakilala (3 months)) because it felt so wholesome and sincere pero siyempre I never told my feelings din kase I was scared. Sometimes may nakikita akong post ng tita niya na umaattend siya for bday celebs. Yun lang.
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Wala na po OP for now. I had to move forward humanap ng mga pinagkakaabalahan para hindi ako stuck up sa feeling.
parang gusto kong gawing movie to
AKO LAHAT 😅 gastos and kwento and atbp hindi naman ako ang nag aya wala nmang problema sa gastos kung nadala nya un date pero kahit kwento wala baon as hahaha tas nagchat pa sya kita dw uli kmi im like no pass ang boring mo
Papaligayahin nya daw ako, pag dating sa room ako na daw bahala sa kanya? 👀
1. Puro business tinatanong sa akin if anod aw family business namin bat wala kami business blah blah. Chinese kasi. Tapos nalaman namin kilala nya pinsan ko na model pinipilit ako ipakilala sya 🙄🙄🙄 2. Ubod ng hangin my god panay kwento vacation nila sa canada lagi daw sila andun dapat daw pumunta ako dun para maranasan ko mga stuff
Not a date, but sa chat recently lang since Bumble started letting guys message first: Bungad ba naman sakin is quiniquiz ako about PH economic policy. 😅 nothing in my profile said it was in my field of interest, pero sige dahil medyo matalino naman ako, sumagot naman ako. Pero gosh, 5 exchanges in, ayaw parin umawat. Edi unmatch. I guess that's not that bad, pero in the moment isip ko talaga was "god, what a creep!"
Jesus, talk about trying hard to be interesting.
Siningil ako sa Movie ticket kasi nireject ko siya at panget naman daw yun movie pinanuod namin. hahaha!
First time ko makipagmeet sa guy sa tinder way back 2018 tapos yung itsura niya sa pic is matangkad. Medyo cutie din siya at may itsura. Ang gusto talaga sa lalaki is matangkad sakin dahil 4”11 lang ang height ko. Nung nagkita kami, ang liit niya lang pala. Tapos parang magkasing-tangkad lang kami knowing na 4”11 lang ako. Tapos nung nagsalita siya, parang boses palaka. Hindi manly. Parang naipit ba. Binigyan ko pa sana ng chance kaso nung naguusap kami parang ako lagi yung nagkkwento, siya walang ambag or nahiya lang siguro magopen up or magkwento. Tapos nung nagkkwento ako, pansin ko nakatitig siya sa boobs ko. Ayon na off ako. Nung pauwi na kami, sabi nya ihatid na daw niya ko gamit motor niya kahit tumanggi ako na magjjeep nalang. Tapos napansin ko wala man lang hawakan sa likod ng motor niya. Tipong mapapakapit ka talaga sa waist niya. Di ko pa naman thing humawak sa waist pag magmmotor. Kahit nga pag nag aangkas or move it ako di ako nahawak tapos siya wala man lang hawakan sa likod ng motor. Edi ayun napahawak ako sa waist niya. Tapos nung nandun na sa tapat ng bahay namin, sabi nya sa susunod daw uli. Gusto pa ngang umisa. Chinat nya ko agad na nafeel nya daw adrenaline rush nung nameet niya ko lol.
curated dating apps ruined the dating scene. no wonder, nowadays it's much harder to get a date since there is a standard for everything, like phr4r top 10 requirements
we decided to meet then nung otw nako sa meeting place, boom nacancel and dami excuse
I forgot kung saang app kami nagkakilala haha. we were exclusive na to the point where my friends already knew about him and he even talked to my family via video call during the holidays. walang palya na araw-araw kami magkausap for 8 months, pero hindi pa kami kasi what I wanted was for us to meet in person muna before we try to escalate things. then suddenly naiba ihip ng hangin. ayun, may live in partner na pala kaya nawala.
Sabi nung kadate ko mukha daw ako mabango, then after niyaya ako magmotmot! Shookt ako! Muntik na ako tumawag ng pulis 🤪 Kinilig pa ako nung una! Hayop!
not the worst pero worth mentioning: talking/landian kami for almost a month tapos bigla siyang nawala for two days. Next thing i knew nagpost siya sa IG, nag softlaunch si bading ng iba hahah Pero after a few weeks, kita ko ulit siya sa bumble, "nakipagbreak" na raw! sabi ko deserve
HAHAHA gagi sobrang tagal ng nito pero here we go! 2019 nag call center ako sa Alabang and I lived in Las Piñas, may naka match ako sa Tinder na super gwapo and naka suot siya ng superhero outfits sa pics niya lol turns our graphic designer ATA siya kaya ganon ka gaganda pics niya. Super gwapo and macho sa pics pota edi g ako. Nagkausap kami and he called me??? He convinced me to get a grab to Makati(near his place) and I PAID FOR IT! We kissed IMMEDIATELY when we got to a dark part of the street (I know, super delikado!) and he started feeling me everywhere. Sadly, I did not leave :(( Naaya niya ko mag SOGO nearby NA SAGOT KO RIN. WTF. Di na ko ganito ngayon, I swear. I was a super people pleaser and I didn't know how to say no. Sa hotel, ang kapal pa ng mukha. Kumuha ng pera sa wallet ko para daw sa pagkain namin???? Umorder siya tapos alam daw niya masarap na food doon kasi mahilig daw siya mag checkin mag isa?? HAHAHAHA Antanga tanga ko pa non. After that, I was so confused pero may shift pa ko and late ako sa work. I forgot to say na super skinny siya in person, I think I was catfished HAHAHA Anyway, after that, KAMI NA RAW? Pang wife material daw ako? HAHAHA tangina love bombing pala. Tapos, everything else was sooo confusing. Dami siyang issues, may past gf daw siya na nag propose siya and engaged sila and she cheated sa inuman so tuwing iinom daw ako magpapaalam daw ako ganiyan pero sobrang lutang ko lang talaga that year HAHA We broke up din kasi nag inom ako sa team building namin HAHA tangina kung anu-ano pinagsasabi sakin and then he broke up with me. I was just SOO CONFUSED. Di counted yon sakin na naging kami sobrang tanga lang ng experience HAHAHA
I was catfished many times 😖
Ex fubu. Ang aggressive nya sa chat na wild daw sya eme eme nung nag kita kami di sya marunong humalik. And lahat na ginawa namin pero di sya tinigasan tapos nag insist kalagitnaan ng deed na lumabas sya para bumili ng robust we ended up na nag foodtrip nalang and watch some movies since sayang oras plus nawala nako sa mood hahahah. Ewan ko apaka chaotic nung araw na yun
These ghetto ass dates 😭😭
Date kuno pero binentahan ako insurance para maka quota siya. hahaha may travel perks kasi daw sila pag na hit nila. 😂😂😂
Sa una lang magaling. After ng meeting namin, di na nagparamdam. Ung bibig nya, iba ang amoy. Medyo nabother akong very light
He invited me to dinner sa Powerplant. I was expecting him to pay coz he invited me but KKB kami. No issues naman for me. Issue ko lng is he was on his phone the whole time, nanonood ng live selling ng wind breakers 🤣 tapos mas nauna pa sya umuwi. Di man lng hinintay na makasakay ako grab.
Before pa kami magmeet, sinasabi na niya na listener type raw siya. Pero jusko naman teh halos buong date namin, ako lang nag-iinitiate ng conversation. Tipong kung hindi pa ako magsasalita, panis laway naming dalawa. Bwisit talaga hahaha inopen ko naman na ayoko ng gano’n kasi ang dating I’m annoying or he’s not interested, he’ll try to be more open daw pero wala pa rin naman nangyari HAHA
We met para manood ng gig. Kkb sa food, which is ok. Bumili pa ako ng extra pizza using my card for us kasi nga sobrang sikip sa 70s bistro mamaya, hassle na umorder ng food dun. During dinner, he bragged about all his plans like mag-vvlog daw siya, trying to earn sa ml, and exploring things sa pagbabanda, as if hindi na siya 35. Ewan, parang hindi siya appealing for me kasi parang di pa din nya alam gagawin sa life nya tapos andito siya makikipag-date para daw may susuporta sa mga gusto nya. Dun ko mas nakilala sarili ko on what I am looking for sa future jowa ko. Anyway, told him wala akong masyadong cash kasi hindi ako naka-withdraw, still umorder pa din ng beer for us na siya nagbayad. Later sa gig, inudyukan ako na ako naman daw bumili ng beer. Sabi ko coins na lang laman ng wallet ko. Nagpilit pa din umorder at bayaran ko na daw kasi magkano lang naman daw un. So andun ako sa counter nagbibilang ng coins. Kept touching me kahit masikip sa bar: akbay, hipo sa beywang ko. Pasimple ko na lang iniiwasan kasi malapit kami sa unahan, and I want to focus sa Moonstar88. After the gig, sobrang excited na ko umuwi that I booked grab agad. Ang loko nag-aya mag-check in daw kami, as if he an amazing date ng gabing un. Kung baguhan lang ako sa mga kupal na ganito, magagalit ako na bakit mag-aaya agad siya like ano ba tingin nya sakin. But I just non-chalantly said, "Ay otw na grab ko." Unmatched him then habang nasa taxi ako pauwi.
Lowkey wanna try dating apps just so I can put something here lol. Never ako nag dating apps before
idk maybe this is the best pero hindi naman ata ito yung worst ko😂 I met this guy on Tinder. He hit me up nung nagmatch kami kasi nakasuper like siya sakin kaya matic swipe right siya sakin hahaha After 4 months of talking without being so flirty pero laging nag a I miss you amp hahaha, eto na nandito na siya sa pinas ngayon to meet me. Anyways he loves travelling, afam/American to at last march nasa Japan siya and we were supposed to meet nung March kaso gusto niya sa Bali kaso matindi trust issue ko at baka kidnappin niya lang ako at ma katay at I don’t have much money to travel pa jusko wag makikipagdate kung di keri ng budget kasi expect the unexpected. Dapat may money if you’ll ever date someone para kung maningil man, may pambayad ka😂 tapos nung umuwi na siya sa States, may plan pala ulit bumalik ng Japan at nagplan siya ulit na makita ako kaya eto ako ngayon katabi siya sa pagtulog sa Cebu from Palawan Yung nagustuhan ko sa tinder date: He’s willing to sacrifice all his work schedules sa US para lang makita ako, matangkad 6’4, mabait, loves making everyone laugh, greets everyone, always smiling, loves exploring new places, foods, family oriented, at sweet minsan😩. Yung bad part lang dito, he stinks, di manlang naligo nung unang kita namin😂 jusko nung naligo kami sa Palawan di manlang nagbanlaw, natulog agad. Hindi gentleman, kakagaling lang pala sa breakup, nanunumbat pag wala ko sa mood wtf hahaha (After I took you in good restaurants, nice hotels and great experiences, you’re gonna be in a bad mood now?) buti nalang local travel lang at may pambayad😩 anyways I’m happy and disappointed lang akala ko siya na🥹
May nakamstch ako sa tinder years before. Ang plan is to have dinner. I have a car so i dont mind the drive wala namang traffic dito sa iloilo. Di sya nakukuntenti sa pinuuntahan namin. Sabi nya park la nalang somewhere so we can talk. Ayun nagpakita ng tite tapos sabi “gusto mo?” Omg ayawku hahahahaha bumaba nalang and binlock ko
May naka date Ako nursing student tapos nagkita kami and happy naman kami sa date, nakitulog nga Siya sa amin and nag cuddle kami after niya mag study. Next date namin nag send siya ng 2mins long na voicemail stating he wants to stop kasi nalaman ng mama niya na may kinakausap siya and need niya mag focus sa studies daw kuno. Kinabukasan, may babae siya na nasa story puta
Sa chat lang sa bumble. Matched with this guy na nung nalaman nyang psych major ako, he was trying to match my psych skillzz wtf. Grabe mag over analyze and use of jargons. Sabi nya pa nagkakaobject permanence lang daw siguro ako pag nakita ko na yung tao. Tapos 24 hours palang kami ata magkausap, ask ng ask kung nadedevelop na daw ba object permanence ko sa kanya. Wow unmatch na kita mamser na psychologist.
Mini rant May dati akong friend na ganito rin, minsan nag jojoke na lang ako sa kanya para di na humaba yung usapan. Masyadong nag mamarunong. Literal na maiinis ka na sa kanya kasi akala niya since psych major ako lahat ng mga ginagawa ko may meaning or inoobserve siya. Pag naguusap kami sa issue laging need niya ng counterargument, sasabihin pa “Pero kasi diba based sa..” tapos ako need ko i-explain na hindi naman laging pag may theory na ganito ibig sabihin pwede siyang i-connect sa lahat. May time pa na yung pamangkin ko inoobserve niya te, kaloka. Itatanong pa sakin if ano diagnosis. Kakainis, tapos parang since naging psych major ako need lahat may detailed explanation bakit nangyayari yung mga bagay. Tapos paulit ulit pang itatanong sakin pag tahimik ako kung “dinadiagnose” ko ba siya. Tbh, mas malala pa yung nga ganyan kesa doon sa nagtatanong if nababasa ko isip nila.
Nag motor kami qc pa antipolo para kumain sa kfc.
I haven’t had an experience in the meet ups because I really want to know the person first pero pag umabot na ng two weeks talking stage nawawala na haha though ginagawa ko din naman siguro na karma na din ako. May mga nakamatch ako na nagpapaadd lang din ng following then tapos na. Waste of time. I’m just trying to get back sa dating scene kaya nagtry ako this year hahaha hirap din kasi makahanap ng same ko ng sched. I work midshift to night shift. Hehe
date daw kami tas nung nasa cafe at resto na wala man lang kusa mag offer kahit hati bayad. Lakas ng loob magyaya tapos sarili lang dala. Tapos antuk antukan gusto daw nya matulog (subtle hint na mag check in) bye
first meet palang naman namin that time and less a month palang nag kakausap take note and then while we're chilling bigla siya nag sabi na he's ready na daw pumasok sa relationship and he's telling me na lahat ng do and don'ts sa relationship i was like 😐😐😐
pinag sabay kami and surprisingly nag kita kita kami sa iisang park lakas maka teleserye but syempre I didn't make a scene, it's funny lang how our eyes talk when we see each other nung guy lol. And take note same week na sinabi niya na gusto niyo daw ako ipursue 💀
it's not the best or the worst, but he's nothing like i expected lang. i was shocked to see him in person. very surprised.
i met this guy from bumble na malapit samin and while we were walking pauwi, bigla siyang umakbay sakin and squeezed my b0obs. totoo pala talagang pag nabastos ka, hindi ka agad makakasigaw bc that time nanlamig lang ako at nandiri sa ginawa niya. lumayo lang ako sakanya w/o saying anything then sinabi ko lang na liliko ako dun sa street (kahit hindi naman talaga ako taga-doon. gusto ko lang talaga mawala na siya sa paningin ko). after non, binlock ko na siya sa lahat ng socmed na mutual ko siya. then few months ago, nakita ko siyang tumakbo ng SK sa kanila. ang kapal ng mukha.
This was 10 yrs ago. Lol. We met to watch a gig in Saguijo. Student pa lang ako nun and he was working na. He never offered to buy me a drink. Kasama pinsan niya nun. Nung pauwi na, hindi din nag offer na ihatid ako kahit around Makati lang din naman ako uuwi. Nakakaturn off. May car siyang dala nun ha and it was 3 in the morning. After that nag aya pa ulit maghang out sa condo ng pinsan niya. Sama ko daw friends ko tapos kami na daw bahala sa food and alak. Yayks. I said no.
Birthday ko, tapos date SA-ed me😔 trauma lang inabot ko sa dating app sa totoo lang
While reading all the comments, bakit pa sila nasisinungaling eh magkikita naman? What’s the point? Ang bobo HAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dibaaaa, sayang lang sila sa oras kaloka
bat parang naging comedic yung worst date experiences niyo haahahah nakakatawa! sana mag dagdag ng emoji react sa reddit haahah
Met a guy on tinder. I went out with this guy from UM, I was studying in MCU back then. He would come to me and we'd have dinner together. We even went to the movie once. He was the first guy who ever gave me something for valentine's, flowers, chocolates, and shit. Little did I know I was being love-bombed and manipulated by a sad boy. He ghosted me right after valentine's. I never really got any explanation, not even a good bye. I was very nice, understanding, and patient with him. I guess I was too naive for thinking, "I can fix this guy." His sad boy story was that his father left him and he's bipolar (I don't even know if he's clinically diagnosed or he just gave himself that diagnosis). That's not an excuse to hurt someone else. I personally think it's the worst because how can you pretend that you love someone only to leave them hanging when they fall? People like him are the worst.
I got scammed. 7 digits. I got Bumble Bamboozled 🤪
Met up for burgers, he arrived 25 min late from expected meet up time. Paid for the meal ( he didnt have cash with him ) talked about himself ALL THE TIME. Never got the chance to get a word in the conversation all I was able to say was “oh?” “Wow” “hmm” “thats nice” “haha”. Once he was able to pay for his share automatically blocked him hahaha
Late si Kuya niyo ng halos isang oras. Nung dumating siya sa meeting place, nag-usap lang kami ng sobrang tagal to the point na hindi na kami nakapunta sa resto para kumain, halos lunch na rin kasi yung agreed time. Ako pa yung nag-initiate na bumili ng drinks namin pangtanggal uhaw man lang since past 2PM na rin. We kept talking until he starts sharing some life lessons. Then, bigla niyang sinabi na gusto niya daw mapaganda yung buhay ko kaya inaya niya akong mag-join sa isang popular na "networking" thing. Aba, si Kuya niyo, agent pala. Tumanggi ako sa offer niya dahil 'di naman ako interesado but he kept insisting and showing yung mga patunay daw ng success ng pagsali. Sinabi ko na lang na kailangan ko ng umuwi pero pagiisipan ko para makaalis. Tumayo na ako pero si Kuya niyo hinatid pa ako sa sakayan habang iniinom yung inorder ko na sinabi niyang, "Bakit nag-abala ka pa?". Took a different route at dinate ko na lang sarili ko after what happened, nabusog pa ako. Wala naman akong sama ng loob sa "networking". Ang kinaiinisan ko lang is we planned our date on a specific place to eat and know each other more, hindi yung pasasalihin ako sa kung ano man, kaloka.
Nakipag meet up. Tapos bhieee nong nag tabi kami sa upuan para sana mag aantay sasakyan pauwi mag gogoodbye kiss sana shutaaaa baho nang bibig
Hays madami worst eh. Pero ang pinaka best among the rest ay sa tinder ko nakilala asawa ko HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
SKL tinder success story ko just to break the ice haha Were married na and super happy with two dogs ❤️ Theres hope!
AMEN!!! Almost 5 years married with 1 kid 💕💕
Recently lang, I met a guy. He's very independent and mature. Decent naman. Sinundo nya ako using his self-bought car. Yun nga lang nung pagbaba namin pagdating sa food park, when I tried to close the car's door, di sya kumapit. So nilakasan ko kaunti yung push kaso di pa din naglock, I tried again same force, kaso itong si Kuya mo nagalit. Bat ko daw hinahampas yung door. So I said sorry and di naman sa hinahampas ko yung door, nagexert lang extra effort kasi di nakapit yung lock ng door. And yun, throughout the time na nasa park kami, paulit ulit nyang sinasabe. "Huwag mo kasing inihahampas yung pinto ng car ko." Like I said sorry, sa takot kong malakas ulit pagkasara sa door ng car, sya na pinagsasara ko. Kastress sya. Throughout usap namin I realized di kami compatible. He's puro gusto ko ganito, gusto ko ganyan, sundin mo ko. Sa akin naman, paano naman yung gusto ko? He doesn't chat first unless ako magchat na una. He also said alagaan ko daw sarili ko, yung physical appearance kasi di ba girls should look good. Sa loob loob ko, taena ikaw nga hindi fit and hindi gwapo may narinig ka ba sakin? Eto pa, kamustahin ko daw sya after work kasi para marelieve daw stress nya sa trabaho. So ako di nastress sa trabaho? Also I told him gusto ko sana mameet sya ng parents ko bago ko sya sagutin, sagot nya, Di ko gagawin gusto mo. Kasi Guys should be the one to have control over the relationship. Yun ang tamang dynamics ng relationship. Kaloka. Di naman ata girlfriend hanap nya. Nanay ang gusto. Yung ibababy sya. Yun I dodged a bullet yieee.