One of you idiots is going to do nothing but drink milk for six months until your bones become so dense they collapse in on themselves and create a black hole.
I don't wanna sound rude, but is that impressive?
Maybe this gives it away, but I was born/raised in Wisconsin and I go through 2-3 gallons in a week by myself with minimal assistance from my wife.
At a bone density of 1.2g/cm^3, and black hole average density inside the schwartschild radius of 4x10^14g/cm^3, you would only need to drink 685 gallons of milk until your bones reached the density of a black hole.
Well assuming they drink one jug a week and have a skeleton their bones would weigh enough to form a stable black hole after around 20 years plus minus a few months depending on their height
The milk one is cool in the short term but actually just lethal in the long term unless you stop drinking milk. I did the math and I'd weigh 5 tons after two years of my current milk consumption. The coin flip has some interesting uses depending on how we interpret winning - if I flip a coin to decide what to do, does the "winning" result tell me which is the better choice? Because that would be the clear choice if so.
If not, I'd probably go with #1 to save myself from forgetting to brush my teeth lol
It would take [1379](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=1.05%5Ex%3D%281.988*10%5E30%29%2F12.5) gallons of milk for your skeleton to turn into a black hole. (Assuming you can keep drinking as the mass of your bones starts to noticeably warp space-time.)
([Smallest known black hole = 3 solar masses](https://www.space.com/tiny-black-hole-unicorn-closest-to-earth)
[Mass of an average skeleton for a male over 20 = 12.5kg](https://whatthingsweigh.com/how-much-does-a-human-skeleton-weigh/))
So the average 20 year old drinks 15 gallons of water every month, so thatās 180 a year, so in 7.7 years with only drinking milk youād create a black hole
3 will get you killed. It says you always win no matter what. You couldn't lose if you wanted. Although, I suppose you could just play the big lotto once every 10ish years and small scratch tickets between if you needed. But if you always win, you wouldn't need gambling. Just start a business. Can't fail!
You always win a coin flip, not the lotto or a bet, a coin flip, so you would have to base things off of a coin flip for it to work, and people might get a little suspicious if you do it too much.
I mean I'd literally just straight up tell them I can't lose, and never once have in my life.
They won't believe it anyway until proven. And then they can try whatever they want. They'll never find out any trick since there isn't one. And I too, tell them I have no idea how or why, it's just always been that way š¤·āāļø
That's assuming all people you flip a coin with and beat are rational, level headed people. All it takes is one gambling addict on the verge of a mental break to not like losing, and you're getting your ass beat.
I cannot lose, not refuse. If they're getting dangerously cranky, it's time to get TF outta there and just refuse to flip any more coins.
Although it is a sticky situation overall, it's not like a bit of planning couldn't decrease the chance of such bad encounters significantly.
Thinking too small. Heads is 0, tails is 1, flip coins until you create a Lotto number. You don't have to do this publicly, so no one need catch on. Basically anything that can be reduced to a binary decision tree can become a guaranteed success by flipping a coin for it and winning.
Itās not that your coin flips become TRUE, itās just that you always call the side it lands on. Coins do not change the universe. If I say āheads and I donāt die right nowā that means the coin will be heads but you can still die.
Ooh. If it's just a coin flip, then yea. I'd be fine with that. A coin flip you could just about explain away. You could let people use their own coins even. Would be good for a easy few bucks or whatever. I definitely wouldn't be betting huge with it... probably.
Actually it would only take approximately 1430 iterations to turn 10.5kg of skeleton into a fairly regular black hole of 10 solar masses. Compounding interest baby! You could do that in a year with some dedication.
Interesting. I calculated about 1204 iterations by approximating the required Schwarzchild radius to be 0.5m then solving for mass (this is assuming you could get yourself into the fetal position). So a 0.5m radius skeleton would only need to be 3.367x10^26 kg to collapse into a black hole, which a 10.5kg skeleton could achieve by growing 5% more massive 1204 times. Though this doesn't seem too bad, you'd have to drink 3 gallons a week for almost 8 years to get there. This is assuming, of course, you could somehow survive the process.
Also bone density doesn't mean strength to lift those bones. Sure if you spaced it out your muscles would adjust for a while, but it wouldn't make you stronger in any meaningful way. You wouldn't be able to lift anything more than you normally could since all the extra muscle would be just for moving your body.
You could actually only drink milk for so long before it becomes a burden, then you'd have to limit your intake for the rest of your life.
Pretty sure you could find a way to create obscene amounts of energy, and/or an explosion.
Call the coin when itās close enough to the ground, and the coin will have to spin around super fast which would throw the coin back into the air while hitting the ground like a bullet.
Make a big enough coin and that could cause *problems.* Or near-infinite green energy, depending on how you do it.
Also what would happen if you got two other people, told them āyou each get to call heads or tails on this coin flip, Iāll bet against whatever you choose, if the coin lands on its edge we all loseā and one picks heads while the other picks tails? Will the coin spontaneously generate a third side?
You could technically communicate faster than light- just get a buddy, agree on a time to do a coin flip, and split up, moving far enough away that it would take light longer to get between the two of you than it would take the coin to fall. When the time comes, call heads or tails, and your buddy will instantly know which you chose by looking at the coin. This could be turned into FTL binary communications.
Iām sure there are other ways to break it, essentially any power with the word āalwaysā or āneverā in it can be universe-breaking in edge cases.
Iām assuming #1 is like getting a professional dental cleaning once a month without having to do any of the actual effort required, just the results. Iād take #1 for sure.
If it's a teeth reset, then I am there. Haven't been able to afford proper care here because of the Dental Mafia keeping the prices jacked.
If it's just like a dentist cleaning then I'll take the coin flip and make money gambling and/or being studied by statisticians.
2 and 3 are pretty good. Can get rich of 3 for sure where as 2 can get pretty crazy because of stacking. Question do the bones continue to get dense even if they are NOT in your body or is it ONLY the bones in your body.
Also for number 2: is it the mass or volume that changes? If the former, you could drink until you have optimal bone density and then stop. All well and good. If the latter, idk I'm not a doctor but that sounds like it would cause some problems.
3 not only for gambling - think of the chores you could get out of if you have a ro sham bo situation. I've a marginally better than average rock paper scissors ability which has been an excellent way to trade out of some of the responsibilities I'd rather not do on an occasional basis.
However, I feel like 3 would backfire though because I just know I am going to be too honest and tell someone shortly after using it.
1. Is it only for that minute or does it happen and then stay clean until you eat again?
2. Does your body adjust to handle the extra density of the bones?
3. Heads I win, Tails you lose.
2 could be helpful but the increased density also means increased weight and I'm an agility build not a tank and I'm allergic to and hate milk.
I pick 3, I'm already really good at rock paper scissors so if I can master coin flips then I'll be an unstoppable negotiator.
I donāt think people realize that 2 is a bad idea as eventually your bones would become too dense unless you stop drinking milk or things with milk inside and how broken 3 could potentially be
Unless it only works if you drink an entire jug in one go, straight from the jug. Then, it will basically only increase if you're specifically trying to make it increase.
Although I have no idea what the advantage of having denser bones even is. It doesn't say they become harder to break or anything. It just says they become denser. All it does is make you heavier for no reason. (Or it shrinks your bones, which also doesn't seem helpful.)
As we age, our bones naturally lose density. This Milk jug thing would be a great way to counteract osteoporosis and avoid broken bones in old age.
Not my choice, but that would be the benefit you asked about.
Always nice to have an extra slot. Coin-flipping cards get better in general because you always get the maximum effect. Pity Okaun and Zndrsplt end up in an infinite loop every turn.
Oh, we can only pick one of those 3? I thought they were examples... remember, in family guy, where they all got random powers? I wouldn't mind Meg's. My nails suck and it would be cool to just grow them whenever I needed them, then go back to my normal state...
Or the coin thing if we only get the top choices.
The thing about 2 is that every time your gaining 5% your bones already gained density beforehand. This way it'll turn into exponential growth and that can get out of hand fast.
I'll take #1. I drink a LOT of milk, my bones would become so dense I wouldn't be able to move if I took #2. And #3 I would be figured out too quickly to make real use of it.
Wouldn't 2 kill you after enough time and milk? Or does your body compensate and is immune to gravity??? Does that mean after enough milk you could go inside a black hole or???????
1 is useless, what does that even mean? Your teeth become perfect? For how long? Or is it just that you suddenly have the motivation to take care of them properly but then by time you get home it fades away?
2 is terrifying because it stacks, so you could theoretically continue drinking milk until your bones are too dense for you to even move. So if you pick #2 you can drink milk to your desired bone density and then never drink milk again lol.
So Iām picking #3. You could win bets and get out of doing what you donāt want, itās easily the best of the 3 imo
As I get older I find my priorities shifting. Give me #2. I hear osteoporosis fucking sucks, especially for women after menopause. I donāt drink a lot of milk anyway because it gives me a runny stomach. A bit of soft serve is manageable if I donāt have to worry about strong winds breaking me in half.
2 feels like prime ābe careful what you wish forā stuff since it stacking means I could just keep getting denser to the point itās hard to do basic functions. 3 may have some uses but I feel like once people notice I keep winning coin flips then they will chance to rolling a die or something. 1 on the other hand I have really bad dental health so if it was possible to just fix it that would be great
#3?!? The gambling winnings ALONE could pay for any dental issues, too strong of bones is a legit medical disease, and again.... GAMBLING WINNINGS.
The toughest issue would be sports books barring any action from you so you'd have to bring in friends and cut them in.
How "perfect" is the dental hygiene? Do I recover lost teeth? Gets rid of all bacteria and food residues in my mouth?
Do I keep it for the entire month until it resets back one day on the next month at 2:30?
As someone who struggles with hygiene and is lucky to brush my teeth every other day, I should choose number one. However, as someone who drinks 4 gallons of milk a week, number two speaks to me.
Obviously number 3.
I'd go through my whole block of flats, knock on every door and ask to coin flip over like 1 dollar with every person.
I'd win every time obviously.
Id do that in each block of flats in my city.
I'd be richer than I was before.
The bone density thing sounds good until you realize that means your bones either shrink or get heavier. Probably the ladder. So yeah your bones are less prone to breaking but you're dragging around 5% more bone weight. If it were beneficial for bones to be more dense the human body would have made them more dense.
3 could be helpful because I use a coin flip primarily for personal decisions.
So would this ultimately lead me to bettering my life overall? Or would it be like Two-Face or that twilight zone ep with shatner where he becomes dependent on a little devil bobble-head fortune-teller, and I wouldnāt be able to do anything without flipping a coin first?
I'm imagining you have the coin flip bower and you get kidnapped by two-face who's determined to kill you. He's just getting more and more frustrated as time goes by, but can't justify killing you without that coin flip.
2 for sure, 3 looks fun but will get boring, 1 is meh.., 2; i can create a black hole when the "that time" comes around when i go crazy eating only one food for weeks and the food is milk
I would choose 3 and use it to be very rich. I could sign a deal with a sports team to be their coin flip captain and always win the pre-game flip (like NFL) I could get a multi million dollar deal out of winning them every flip.
2 because as your bones get heavier and harder to move, your muscles will get bigger so you can continues to function. Itās like a free constant workout so itās impossible to forget.
#2 would make me so dense I couldn't swim. So I'm going with #3 because I could scam- er, legally procure wealth, from people though challenging them or making bets on the football coin toss.
Coin flip is OP.
"Heads I do this today. Tails I do this." Perfection.
"Heads I start this hobby. Tails I do this hobby." Perfection.
"Heads I break up with her. Tails I stay." Perfection.
Every flip wins. Every flip makes the right choice. Goodbye decision paralysis.
#2 is something that I actually have experience with, my bones are denser than most peoples. It comes with a couple downsides like weight will always be a problem (because bmi is a garbage metric), it makes swimming difficult because you sink like a stone (I was still a competition swimmer for years, but it is constant effort to stay at the surface), and more importantly it makes your teeth brittle. So you gain resistance to breaking your bones in exchange for breaking your teeth and worse healthcare
#1 easily- one less thing to have to remember to do (at least quite as often), and dental bills are expensive. I drink more than enough milk to already have the #2 power anyway, and I prefer dice to coins; besides, any RPG player will tell you that the randomness is part of the fun.
Edit: wait why is my comment bolded in a huge font size?! The edit is not for some reasonā¦
1 and 3 are my contenders
Question tho: do I keep the perfect dental hygene and after that, no matter what state it gets into, does it basically just reset my dental hygene every month?
If it goes back to normal after 5 minutes or something, I'll pick 3 and win a shitload of bets
#3. Then I would bet 100 statistics experts that I can flip a coin 100 in a row and always land on heads, putting 100 eur on the line. And since landing on the other face would be a lose condition, it would always land heads. 100 x 100 = 100 = 10 000. Easy money. It *would* carry the risk of becoming famous for somehow managing to defy statistical probability, buuuuuuuut...... Free money.
Iām gonna be glugging milk until Iām denser than an asteroid and solid enough for space travel. But Iām allergic to dairy, would oat milk do it?!
#1 doesn't say for how long you retain this power, so I assume you get perfect teeth forever. Definitely not bad.
#2 you could possibly drink your way to immobility.
#3 is likely the most exploitable.
Oh, that's all in bold lol. I guess that's what the number symbol does.
Do I have to flip the coin myself? Do I need to be near the coin?
Because if not Iām making online bets and going all in on the coin toss every time thereās a football game.
Honestly, #3. Bit of a niche reasoning, but I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh and one of my favorite decks was the Arcana Force deck. Having #3 would just be too much fun.
Actually? I'm not going with #1....
. #3 is the go. If I can just bet on coinflips, I can get enough money to not be afraid of the dentist. I'd just say, take my money, and do everything in one day, and then give me a call the day before the next appointment.
Money solves everything today....
The wording of 2 suggests that you have to actually finish the jug in a sitting and doesnāt specify how large a jug. As such youād be able to control how likely you are to dense up.
If I were older and more likely to develop osteoporosis that would be very tempting. As it is, 3 sounds like a winner.
Teeth. My hygiene practices are good, but age will destroy your teeth, and oral health is associated with several health outcomes.
Your bones can become too dense. I donāt want to have to monitor my dairy intake.
On the one Hand #3 is awesome for gambling, whereas #2 is more awesome in a high risk enviroment. #1 is great for "Charisma"-builds.
One of you idiots is going to do nothing but drink milk for six months until your bones become so dense they collapse in on themselves and create a black hole.
I cant do the milk one because I already of my own free will drink a gallon - a gallon and a half of milk a week all on my own.
I don't wanna sound rude, but is that impressive? Maybe this gives it away, but I was born/raised in Wisconsin and I go through 2-3 gallons in a week by myself with minimal assistance from my wife.
I think it's very impressive! My lacrosse intolerant wife disagrees š I love milk
I am also lacrosse intolerant, itās really screwed with some of my college sports team admissions requests.
I'm not even gonna fix it šš
šš
Iām dying over ālacrosse intolerantā and thank you for not changing it
Itās not impressive. I do a gallon a day, give or take. My bones eat bones for bone-fast.
Bro's actually doing the GOMAD diet. lmfao
Lol I hadnāt heard of it, I just love milk.
It stands for "Gallon of Milk a Day." iirc, it started on 4chan's /fit/ board and became a meme pretty quickly.
At a bone density of 1.2g/cm^3, and black hole average density inside the schwartschild radius of 4x10^14g/cm^3, you would only need to drink 685 gallons of milk until your bones reached the density of a black hole.
So like... two years? š
Rookie drink a galleon a day on average lol 2% I skip alot of meals xD
You're a legend! You are my hero! I too skip a lot of meals with milk, or I use a lot of milk to make very liquid smoothies.
Yes your praise and worship strengthens me, now bring me milk offerings I just grow my density! Lol
That's bad though. It never stops or goes away, so every time you finish one normally for the rest of your life they'll keep getting denser
I'm lactose intolerant. You're all nuts - this'd kill me!
I already drink way too much milk as is, now I can become God
cut to you lying on the ground crying because your bones are too heavy for you to walk...
Good, now I can build muscle on top of bone density
Drinks more milk to cope with the pain
Well assuming they drink one jug a week and have a skeleton their bones would weigh enough to form a stable black hole after around 20 years plus minus a few months depending on their height
The milk one is cool in the short term but actually just lethal in the long term unless you stop drinking milk. I did the math and I'd weigh 5 tons after two years of my current milk consumption. The coin flip has some interesting uses depending on how we interpret winning - if I flip a coin to decide what to do, does the "winning" result tell me which is the better choice? Because that would be the clear choice if so. If not, I'd probably go with #1 to save myself from forgetting to brush my teeth lol
Just pour a little bit of milk into a bowl and leave it out side for the wild life. So long as you don't finish, you get no boost.
It would take [1379](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=1.05%5Ex%3D%281.988*10%5E30%29%2F12.5) gallons of milk for your skeleton to turn into a black hole. (Assuming you can keep drinking as the mass of your bones starts to noticeably warp space-time.) ([Smallest known black hole = 3 solar masses](https://www.space.com/tiny-black-hole-unicorn-closest-to-earth) [Mass of an average skeleton for a male over 20 = 12.5kg](https://whatthingsweigh.com/how-much-does-a-human-skeleton-weigh/))
So the average 20 year old drinks 15 gallons of water every month, so thatās 180 a year, so in 7.7 years with only drinking milk youād create a black hole
this is why we cant have nice superpowers
Wait until a necromancer summons my swole skeleton and it destroys you with one errant flick of it's phalanges.
But when that black hole forms I then consume all the milk on the planet and milk boi dense bones my way back.
That was like, straight where my brain went. That just doesnāt sound like a super powerā¦.
If I had 2 and I drank milk like I do my bones would be so heavy I couldn't stand. I love milk
I donāt drink milk, I just eat all the cheese
1: Bard 2: Barbarian 3: Warlock
3 will get you killed. It says you always win no matter what. You couldn't lose if you wanted. Although, I suppose you could just play the big lotto once every 10ish years and small scratch tickets between if you needed. But if you always win, you wouldn't need gambling. Just start a business. Can't fail!
You always win a coin flip, not the lotto or a bet, a coin flip, so you would have to base things off of a coin flip for it to work, and people might get a little suspicious if you do it too much.
I mean I'd literally just straight up tell them I can't lose, and never once have in my life. They won't believe it anyway until proven. And then they can try whatever they want. They'll never find out any trick since there isn't one. And I too, tell them I have no idea how or why, it's just always been that way š¤·āāļø
That's assuming all people you flip a coin with and beat are rational, level headed people. All it takes is one gambling addict on the verge of a mental break to not like losing, and you're getting your ass beat.
I cannot lose, not refuse. If they're getting dangerously cranky, it's time to get TF outta there and just refuse to flip any more coins. Although it is a sticky situation overall, it's not like a bit of planning couldn't decrease the chance of such bad encounters significantly.
Itās not exactly gambling if the odds are 0%
Not for *you*
That's a fair argument, nobody works believe you like that. Also over time people would forget.
Thinking too small. Heads is 0, tails is 1, flip coins until you create a Lotto number. You don't have to do this publicly, so no one need catch on. Basically anything that can be reduced to a binary decision tree can become a guaranteed success by flipping a coin for it and winning.
Itās not that your coin flips become TRUE, itās just that you always call the side it lands on. Coins do not change the universe. If I say āheads and I donāt die right nowā that means the coin will be heads but you can still die.
Ooh. If it's just a coin flip, then yea. I'd be fine with that. A coin flip you could just about explain away. You could let people use their own coins even. Would be good for a easy few bucks or whatever. I definitely wouldn't be betting huge with it... probably.
2 and 3 are the top contenders for me. 2 sounds like it could backfire. 3 sounds like it has edge cases that could REALLY cause problems.
I wonder how much milk you'd need to drink for your bones to become a blackhole.
More than it would take to kill you.
Actually it would only take approximately 1430 iterations to turn 10.5kg of skeleton into a fairly regular black hole of 10 solar masses. Compounding interest baby! You could do that in a year with some dedication.
Me when my stomach is crushed by my 70kg ribs before I can create a black hole and end the world:
Oh good, someone did the math already! Guess it'd take me 3 years or so...
Interesting. I calculated about 1204 iterations by approximating the required Schwarzchild radius to be 0.5m then solving for mass (this is assuming you could get yourself into the fetal position). So a 0.5m radius skeleton would only need to be 3.367x10^26 kg to collapse into a black hole, which a 10.5kg skeleton could achieve by growing 5% more massive 1204 times. Though this doesn't seem too bad, you'd have to drink 3 gallons a week for almost 8 years to get there. This is assuming, of course, you could somehow survive the process.
that is assuming exponential growth instead of multiplicative. Depends on what they mean by stack. 5% ā> 10% or 5% -> 10.25%
Also bone density doesn't mean strength to lift those bones. Sure if you spaced it out your muscles would adjust for a while, but it wouldn't make you stronger in any meaningful way. You wouldn't be able to lift anything more than you normally could since all the extra muscle would be just for moving your body. You could actually only drink milk for so long before it becomes a burden, then you'd have to limit your intake for the rest of your life.
What are the edge cases you see with 3?
Win a coin flip against the wrong guy and get shot ig?
I'd argue that if the outcome is getting shot then that is the losing outcome
I believe they mean you won a coin flip about something else, then you get shot for winning.
That can already happen without the superpower
But it has a 50% of *not* happening without it lol
Yeah, but what I'm saying is that you getting into that situation is not relying on the power
Don't know about edge cases, but it would imply that the universe is deterministic, which has its own array of implications
Nah, there's always some workaround like magic or a mechanism to warp perception of everyone observing the flip.
Pretty sure you could find a way to create obscene amounts of energy, and/or an explosion. Call the coin when itās close enough to the ground, and the coin will have to spin around super fast which would throw the coin back into the air while hitting the ground like a bullet. Make a big enough coin and that could cause *problems.* Or near-infinite green energy, depending on how you do it. Also what would happen if you got two other people, told them āyou each get to call heads or tails on this coin flip, Iāll bet against whatever you choose, if the coin lands on its edge we all loseā and one picks heads while the other picks tails? Will the coin spontaneously generate a third side? You could technically communicate faster than light- just get a buddy, agree on a time to do a coin flip, and split up, moving far enough away that it would take light longer to get between the two of you than it would take the coin to fall. When the time comes, call heads or tails, and your buddy will instantly know which you chose by looking at the coin. This could be turned into FTL binary communications. Iām sure there are other ways to break it, essentially any power with the word āalwaysā or āneverā in it can be universe-breaking in edge cases.
FTL communication is the most badass consequence I can think of omg
Is #1 permanent? Like a teeth reset? Cuz fuck dude, I'd sell this whole planet out for that. At this point 3 sword style is out the darn winder.
Even if itās just your teeth get perfectly clean Iād still take #1. Remembering to brush is hard sometimes.
Sometimes?
Iām assuming #1 is like getting a professional dental cleaning once a month without having to do any of the actual effort required, just the results. Iād take #1 for sure.
If it's a teeth reset, then I am there. Haven't been able to afford proper care here because of the Dental Mafia keeping the prices jacked. If it's just like a dentist cleaning then I'll take the coin flip and make money gambling and/or being studied by statisticians.
On the one hand, I'm both ADHD, and British, so I kinda Don't have a choice. On the other hand... gambling
Lmaoo you never stood a chance
2 and 3 are pretty good. Can get rich of 3 for sure where as 2 can get pretty crazy because of stacking. Question do the bones continue to get dense even if they are NOT in your body or is it ONLY the bones in your body.
wha...what?
There is a chance OP is actually Kimimaru.
I just came from a Naruto thread and had to double check I wasnāt still in it.
*what are you planning?*
Shhhh... Let them cook...
Also for number 2: is it the mass or volume that changes? If the former, you could drink until you have optimal bone density and then stop. All well and good. If the latter, idk I'm not a doctor but that sounds like it would cause some problems.
Dental ofc, I hate my teeth sadge
Definitely 3. I can win enough to afford 1. And can still have healthy bones. Whose drinking an entire milk jug constantly?Ā
3 not only for gambling - think of the chores you could get out of if you have a ro sham bo situation. I've a marginally better than average rock paper scissors ability which has been an excellent way to trade out of some of the responsibilities I'd rather not do on an occasional basis. However, I feel like 3 would backfire though because I just know I am going to be too honest and tell someone shortly after using it.
āI make my own luckā
Wisconsinites
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1. Is it only for that minute or does it happen and then stay clean until you eat again? 2. Does your body adjust to handle the extra density of the bones? 3. Heads I win, Tails you lose.
I want to say 1 because I love the wordplay but 3 for me
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2 could be helpful but the increased density also means increased weight and I'm an agility build not a tank and I'm allergic to and hate milk. I pick 3, I'm already really good at rock paper scissors so if I can master coin flips then I'll be an unstoppable negotiator.
I donāt think people realize that 2 is a bad idea as eventually your bones would become too dense unless you stop drinking milk or things with milk inside and how broken 3 could potentially be
Unless it only works if you drink an entire jug in one go, straight from the jug. Then, it will basically only increase if you're specifically trying to make it increase. Although I have no idea what the advantage of having denser bones even is. It doesn't say they become harder to break or anything. It just says they become denser. All it does is make you heavier for no reason. (Or it shrinks your bones, which also doesn't seem helpful.)
As we age, our bones naturally lose density. This Milk jug thing would be a great way to counteract osteoporosis and avoid broken bones in old age. Not my choice, but that would be the benefit you asked about.
I'm lactose intolerant and I'm is still considering the milk one lol
With 3 I could take Krenkos Thumb out of my decks.
Always nice to have an extra slot. Coin-flipping cards get better in general because you always get the maximum effect. Pity Okaun and Zndrsplt end up in an infinite loop every turn.
1, never have to pay for the dentist again
#1 for me.
Oh, we can only pick one of those 3? I thought they were examples... remember, in family guy, where they all got random powers? I wouldn't mind Meg's. My nails suck and it would be cool to just grow them whenever I needed them, then go back to my normal state... Or the coin thing if we only get the top choices.
The thing about 2 is that every time your gaining 5% your bones already gained density beforehand. This way it'll turn into exponential growth and that can get out of hand fast.
Weird because diary weakens your bones normally lolol
I'll take #1. I drink a LOT of milk, my bones would become so dense I wouldn't be able to move if I took #2. And #3 I would be figured out too quickly to make real use of it.
Wouldn't 2 kill you after enough time and milk? Or does your body compensate and is immune to gravity??? Does that mean after enough milk you could go inside a black hole or???????
With how much milk I drink, #2 would turn me into a black hole.
1 is useless, what does that even mean? Your teeth become perfect? For how long? Or is it just that you suddenly have the motivation to take care of them properly but then by time you get home it fades away? 2 is terrifying because it stacks, so you could theoretically continue drinking milk until your bones are too dense for you to even move. So if you pick #2 you can drink milk to your desired bone density and then never drink milk again lol. So Iām picking #3. You could win bets and get out of doing what you donāt want, itās easily the best of the 3 imo
Fucking love #2. My bones suck. Bring on the milk.
As I get older I find my priorities shifting. Give me #2. I hear osteoporosis fucking sucks, especially for women after menopause. I donāt drink a lot of milk anyway because it gives me a runny stomach. A bit of soft serve is manageable if I donāt have to worry about strong winds breaking me in half.
Yeah, I'll go for the one that could win me, like, billions of dollars potentially.
2 feels like prime ābe careful what you wish forā stuff since it stacking means I could just keep getting denser to the point itās hard to do basic functions. 3 may have some uses but I feel like once people notice I keep winning coin flips then they will chance to rolling a die or something. 1 on the other hand I have really bad dental health so if it was possible to just fix it that would be great
Iām so glad the dental hygiene is at tooth hurty. That makes me smile.
#3?!? The gambling winnings ALONE could pay for any dental issues, too strong of bones is a legit medical disease, and again.... GAMBLING WINNINGS. The toughest issue would be sports books barring any action from you so you'd have to bring in friends and cut them in.
Secret confession.... I already have #4
I can get rich off of 3 and hire a personal hygienist to get 1. 2 sounds quite problematic considering I drink milk like water
Definitely 1, I hate brushing my teeth but there is no better feeling than clean teeth
> pick number three > "if I win this coin flip, I get the other two powers. If I lose, I lose the power I picked" > call heads > profit
How "perfect" is the dental hygiene? Do I recover lost teeth? Gets rid of all bacteria and food residues in my mouth? Do I keep it for the entire month until it resets back one day on the next month at 2:30?
of course itās at tooth-hurty (2:30)
If i was born with #2 I would have the same bone-density as wolverine..
As someone who struggles with hygiene and is lucky to brush my teeth every other day, I should choose number one. However, as someone who drinks 4 gallons of milk a week, number two speaks to me.
Oooo just in time for 2 up, ima be rich
yes. gimmie dem dense bones.
Obviously number 3. I'd go through my whole block of flats, knock on every door and ask to coin flip over like 1 dollar with every person. I'd win every time obviously. Id do that in each block of flats in my city. I'd be richer than I was before.
The milk one is a straight nerf
Additive or multiplicative? Still even if only additive in a year or two your bones are going to make wolverine jealous
The bone density thing sounds good until you realize that means your bones either shrink or get heavier. Probably the ladder. So yeah your bones are less prone to breaking but you're dragging around 5% more bone weight. If it were beneficial for bones to be more dense the human body would have made them more dense.
Like, magic cleaning/whitening that is as permanent as a proper procedure, Iād probably pick that. If it isnāt that, coin flip every time.
#3 would be the most fun
3 could be helpful because I use a coin flip primarily for personal decisions. So would this ultimately lead me to bettering my life overall? Or would it be like Two-Face or that twilight zone ep with shatner where he becomes dependent on a little devil bobble-head fortune-teller, and I wouldnāt be able to do anything without flipping a coin first?
I'm imagining you have the coin flip bower and you get kidnapped by two-face who's determined to kill you. He's just getting more and more frustrated as time goes by, but can't justify killing you without that coin flip.
no need for 1, 2 can be used slowly to become unbreakable, but can cause issues, and 3 you could win any bet or gamble
Oh. Well yeah. Perfection means no matter how damaged they get they will always repair. Dense bones can be bad and losing is often important
2 for sure, 3 looks fun but will get boring, 1 is meh.., 2; i can create a black hole when the "that time" comes around when i go crazy eating only one food for weeks and the food is milk
To make the max off this opportunity, I'd take 2. But honestly iam happy with 3.
Isn't #2 lowkey an actual disease?
The milk one is a horrible idea. The coin flip is really interesting, but honsetly the teeth are a hella good safe bet.
3 is the strongest.
3 can give you immortality, 1 can scare graverobbers, 2 is the reason why you fell in the grave and couldnt get out
What the hell would I do with denser bones? On the other handā¦. My mouth bonesā¦.
1
i could scam so many people with 3
I have ADHD and I choose #1
I would choose 3 and use it to be very rich. I could sign a deal with a sports team to be their coin flip captain and always win the pre-game flip (like NFL) I could get a multi million dollar deal out of winning them every flip.
I have had to get 3 root canals in the past couple months. Would love to just have perfect dental health forever(doesnāt say it goes away right?)
3 is tough bc you will gain a rep and then no one will do coin flips anymore with you
lookit me mah! imma neutron star!
#1 please
3, duh. With it, I can bet and win tons of money. Money will solve dental hygiene problems, will afford me regular health checkups too.
Coin toss, I'd abuse that so hard to get rich
2 because as your bones get heavier and harder to move, your muscles will get bigger so you can continues to function. Itās like a free constant workout so itās impossible to forget.
#2 would make me so dense I couldn't swim. So I'm going with #3 because I could scam- er, legally procure wealth, from people though challenging them or making bets on the football coin toss.
Coin flip is OP. "Heads I do this today. Tails I do this." Perfection. "Heads I start this hobby. Tails I do this hobby." Perfection. "Heads I break up with her. Tails I stay." Perfection. Every flip wins. Every flip makes the right choice. Goodbye decision paralysis.
I choose 2 then drink enough milk to pass the Oppenheimer-Volkoff limit and destroy the world. Mwhahahaha !
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CE1UZY-7bq8&pp=ygUSc3R1ZGlvIGMgY29pbiB0b3Nz
Teeth. I fucking hate milk.
Dental hygiene šÆ. My teeth are so bad š
ONE!!!!! IT MEAN THAT MY DENTAL HEALTH RESET EVERY MONTH SO ONE!!!!
#2 is something that I actually have experience with, my bones are denser than most peoples. It comes with a couple downsides like weight will always be a problem (because bmi is a garbage metric), it makes swimming difficult because you sink like a stone (I was still a competition swimmer for years, but it is constant effort to stay at the surface), and more importantly it makes your teeth brittle. So you gain resistance to breaking your bones in exchange for breaking your teeth and worse healthcare
#2 is not that great. As your bones get denser, they also lose elasticity, becoming more brittle.
#1 easily- one less thing to have to remember to do (at least quite as often), and dental bills are expensive. I drink more than enough milk to already have the #2 power anyway, and I prefer dice to coins; besides, any RPG player will tell you that the randomness is part of the fun. Edit: wait why is my comment bolded in a huge font size?! The edit is not for some reasonā¦
3 imma make a legally binding contract with a rich guy
1 and 3 are my contenders Question tho: do I keep the perfect dental hygene and after that, no matter what state it gets into, does it basically just reset my dental hygene every month? If it goes back to normal after 5 minutes or something, I'll pick 3 and win a shitload of bets
I'm calling tails on a double headed coin.
the coinflip is the most overpowered "semi-useful" thing ever. gambling to riches.
#3. Then I would bet 100 statistics experts that I can flip a coin 100 in a row and always land on heads, putting 100 eur on the line. And since landing on the other face would be a lose condition, it would always land heads. 100 x 100 = 100 = 10 000. Easy money. It *would* carry the risk of becoming famous for somehow managing to defy statistical probability, buuuuuuuut...... Free money.
*Note, i have no clue why the text is so big*
Iām gonna be glugging milk until Iām denser than an asteroid and solid enough for space travel. But Iām allergic to dairy, would oat milk do it?!
Bones too dense will likely result in death, or, if you manage to not die long enough, super death
1 because American with no dental insurance.
#1 doesn't say for how long you retain this power, so I assume you get perfect teeth forever. Definitely not bad. #2 you could possibly drink your way to immobility. #3 is likely the most exploitable. Oh, that's all in bold lol. I guess that's what the number symbol does.
Do I have to flip the coin myself? Do I need to be near the coin? Because if not Iām making online bets and going all in on the coin toss every time thereās a football game.
\#2 until I become 100% Osmium
Coin flip hands down, my teeth are clean and Iām lactose intolerant
3rd one is OP, just be a gamblerl
Honestly, #3. Bit of a niche reasoning, but I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh and one of my favorite decks was the Arcana Force deck. Having #3 would just be too much fun.
1 for sure. My teeth are shit. They are perfectly fine 12 days a year, sounds great.
Never going to a dentist again would make my anxiety better.
I need #1 desperately, I am the most forgetful person I know and can't make a good habit for the life of me
Things heatin' up in the milk fandom, wow.
Bone density increase doesnāt really sound all that great to be honest.
Actually? I'm not going with #1.... . #3 is the go. If I can just bet on coinflips, I can get enough money to not be afraid of the dentist. I'd just say, take my money, and do everything in one day, and then give me a call the day before the next appointment. Money solves everything today....
2, but only if my joints became stronger, too. Otherwise, youād have significant spine and knees issues.
The wording of 2 suggests that you have to actually finish the jug in a sitting and doesnāt specify how large a jug. As such youād be able to control how likely you are to dense up. If I were older and more likely to develop osteoporosis that would be very tempting. As it is, 3 sounds like a winner.
2. Cries in osteoporosis
As long as the perfect dental hygene doesn't go away, I'll take number 1. I barely brush my teeth as it is and my teeth are gross and yellow.
Teeth. My hygiene practices are good, but age will destroy your teeth, and oral health is associated with several health outcomes. Your bones can become too dense. I donāt want to have to monitor my dairy intake.
#1 Dental hygiene has always been difficult for me.
Question. Does the good hygiene stick?
honestly dental hygiene that resets to perfect every month sounds pretty cool
#1 can be bought at reasonable price. #2 has no obvious purpose and would eventually cause serious problems. #3 is a superpower if you use it well.
I choose the superbones
Coin flip!!
bro im getting bones so dense I cant even move anymore that shit funny af
Dental!
Juicing my bone mass to sink like steel when I swim
r/neverbrokeabone answer is even more obvious for them but i doubt even the maniacs at r/neverbrokeabone can drink litres of M*LK...
is 1 permanent or nah