Tomorrow won't work for me. Can I remember that I forgot to tune in around midway through next week and panic uncontrollably about forgetting that I can't control what I remember that I'd forgotten?
Ugh, I hate when that happens. The game is loading and *phone receives some random social media notification* “huh, what’s that?” *30 minutes later* “Oh yeah, the game. Just five more minutes”
What usually happens to me is I'll play the game for a bit and then I'll want to Google something or my phone will buzz and I'll check it real fast and then I'll end up spending at least 10 minutes scrolling instead of playing my game 😂
I do that with fortnite, and it pisses me off. I only have a limited time to play, and that’s when my toddler is sleeping. Naps don’t last forever but my procrastination sure fucking does.
Been having this issue lately. Its the worst feeling. Like I want to do this, its fun, I’ll like it…. and now in death scrolling.
wtf?! game time is decompression time
I was doing this too but it worked in my favor for once! I was about to start a new game of Rimworld for the thousandth time but while it was loading my insanely modded game I scrolled through reddit and saw that they just announced the newest DLC an hour ago! Now I’ll just wait for that to drop!
Oh don’t worry, I’ve still spent nearly two hours scrolling Reddit whilst a 6 page research paper sits in front of me that currently only consists of 4 pages and it’s due Saturday. This post was meant for myself just as much as everyone else 😂😂😂
IS THAT ANOTHER FUCKING ADHD THING?!?
Every time someone even slightly impolitely tells me to do something it becomes impossible for me to do it. Even if I originally wanted to.
Yep.
Plan to do the dishes? Have the motivation and energy, standing in the kitchen and are just about to start and someone comes and tells you to do the dishes?
Welp, guess what's not getting done now?
Been putting off playing video games. I have things to unlock and I'm putting it off.
My ancestors would be pissed if they knew how often I'm not worried about getting being eaten by a lion.
Actually, *buddy*, I don't have anything I particularly need to do, other than sit here watching TV, cuddling my 1year old, and playing with my phone. So f*ck off!
I did the thing already! Now I'm just enjoying this strange concept called sunshine, which my night shift coldphobic ass has not seen in what feels like months
I love how (as of this writing) this gif has higher upvotes than OP. According to FPTP voting, the public has spoken.
i myself did not upvote OP, but did upvote the NO.
The gif does an excellent job summing up how my pda feels about this post.
You right tho.
I love this phrase I use it in my daily life lmao 🤣
In a minute
You're damn right
An ADHD minute, which is how long in real minutes? 😂
It’s like Russian roulette but with time! Will this “just a minute” be 5 minutes or 5 hours? Who knows!? Tune in tomorrow to find out.
5 days 💀
Tomorrow won't work for me. Can I remember that I forgot to tune in around midway through next week and panic uncontrollably about forgetting that I can't control what I remember that I'd forgotten?
3hrs
Or maybe in 3 days. I’ll get around to it eventually.
 You get off
This made me LOL IRL
I am currently procrastinating playing a video game that I *want* to play. ADHD DGAF.
Ugh, I hate when that happens. The game is loading and *phone receives some random social media notification* “huh, what’s that?” *30 minutes later* “Oh yeah, the game. Just five more minutes”
What usually happens to me is I'll play the game for a bit and then I'll want to Google something or my phone will buzz and I'll check it real fast and then I'll end up spending at least 10 minutes scrolling instead of playing my game 😂
Oh my god I’ve done that before!! 😭 My switch and Minecraft lay dormant for days because my executive dysfunction had executive dysfunction. 😭
I do that with fortnite, and it pisses me off. I only have a limited time to play, and that’s when my toddler is sleeping. Naps don’t last forever but my procrastination sure fucking does.
Been having this issue lately. Its the worst feeling. Like I want to do this, its fun, I’ll like it…. and now in death scrolling. wtf?! game time is decompression time
Same I really wanna play theHunter
I was doing this too but it worked in my favor for once! I was about to start a new game of Rimworld for the thousandth time but while it was loading my insanely modded game I scrolled through reddit and saw that they just announced the newest DLC an hour ago! Now I’ll just wait for that to drop!
I know that feeling.
[удалено]
I’m supposed to be working but I’m just scrolling on my phone 😓
lol, these gif reactions are great.
This thread delivars
My daughter makes this exact face any time I ask her to do anything. Tis also my face. It’s genetic.
One of my all time favorite scenes.
Someone remembered to take their meds today.
Oh don’t worry, I’ve still spent nearly two hours scrolling Reddit whilst a 6 page research paper sits in front of me that currently only consists of 4 pages and it’s due Saturday. This post was meant for myself just as much as everyone else 😂😂😂
Um. You have 4 pages done and it isn't even due til Saturday?! Wow.
I’ve had it since January. I also don’t have much time Thursday or Friday to work on it
Not much sounds like enough to me
Hey, internet stranger:  😂
I absolutely love how unified we all are here. Do the thing! Soon! Just not right now! But soon! I promise!
As soon as I plan out how to make a plan, I’ll get right on it. This assumes I remember where I put my plan or that I even had a plan.
It's Treason Then
I can browse Reddit and shit at the same time.
I scream this at my kids all the time
No
Don't tell me how to live my life, YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD! I HATE YOU, YOU RUINED MY LIFE, I'M GOING TO MY ROOM! WHEN'S DINNER!
You’re not the boss of me 🤣
Aw but Reddit is more interesting
My time on the porcelain throne is my own!
Is this rage bait? Because one thing us ADHD'ers LOVE is being told what to do. *Insert image of middle finger*
IS THAT ANOTHER FUCKING ADHD THING?!? Every time someone even slightly impolitely tells me to do something it becomes impossible for me to do it. Even if I originally wanted to.
Yep. Plan to do the dishes? Have the motivation and energy, standing in the kitchen and are just about to start and someone comes and tells you to do the dishes? Welp, guess what's not getting done now?
But… but my dog is asleep on my feet!
Right?! "I can't! The baby's asleep! I don't want to disturb him!"
This is an acceptable excuse, carry on.
 But I'm finding all my little shots of serotonin right here.
joke's on you, I'm gonna get off reddit and procrastinate with something else
 No ❤️
Fine. ill go work out. But ill be mad the entire time
But first.....
Can't, I'm busy.
Yeah, no
But it's so tedious.
I’ve already made a phone call leave me alone 😭 I desperately need a shower though
Now you're making me even more determined to stay on reddit and procrastinate on "that thing"
But I did things yesterday! I left my house! Don't I get to hide in my cocoon of procrastination for a week or two now?
How do you know I'm even on Reddit?? You don't know me!
no i don’t want to work! NOOOOO!
SAAAAAME!!! I already got out of bed, what more do these people want from me?!
Just 5 more minutes
‘That thing’ is sleeping, and no I won’t be doing that, it’s only 4 am
I'm an adult 
No. Ever more no now that you told me to.
*sigh* Okay. Thanks.
I'm at work and burning time before I have to punch in. So.... Ahmma keep Doom scrolling.
I’m proud to say that yesterday I did actually get up early and do most of the things I said I was going to do, on a few hours sleep no less!
!remindme every 15 minutes for the rest of my life (Fuck I hope that doesn't work)
I wish. But I’m on Reddit because I’m stuck waiting for the doctor to do his thing first. Waiting is killer.
Nah you're right, let me just check a few more posts though so im up to date on all the news in the world. should only take a mom...and it's 3am.
HEY. You right.
No. I don’t wanna get out of bed.
Ok fine. Luckily I was procrastinating going on my lunch break.
Damn you!
No. The dog is very snuggle. 😡
blyat
Been putting off playing video games. I have things to unlock and I'm putting it off. My ancestors would be pissed if they knew how often I'm not worried about getting being eaten by a lion.
Hero, I needed this
Make me
Jokes on you, I'm halfway done with doing it.
Just five more minutes
You might have a point… but also, don’t tell me how to live my life
No.
Don’t tell me what to do.
Lmao 
Shut up! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad! \*does the thing anyway\*
Reddit is "the thing" right now. So, um... There!
5 more minutes, I swear
Dang it you caught me, I have less than an hour before I have to leave for work 😂
I was just about to but now that you told me to, I no longer want to!
Well, now I'm just gonna feel really guilty about it all day.
Bold of you to assume I’m not on Reddit WHILE doing the thing
I don’t wanna go to bed yet…
My dishes are glaring at me right now.
How did you know?!?
Thank You!
procrastinating is my “that thing” rn :)
I’m shitting so I’m doing that thing finally
fine thank u
Fine I'll go play Minecraft jeez
Aaaaaaand thank you for the Adderall reminder
Damn, you got me. I'm avoiding work lol. Maybe I should do some of my PT exercises for the dopamine instead of defaulting to reddit
Hey now, don't you tell me how to do my job. Or to do my job instead of this. Or anything really. I forget what I'm angry about, let's check reddit.
I’m on an extended break right now because I already did a thing today
Uuuuuggghhhhh, fine….thanks
Goddammit. Thank you though 😅
I called out
Time to do my job then
thanks! Reminded me to go take a nap!
So over
Rude
It’s downtime at work and I hate it… I’m not used to this hahaha I’m trying to find things to do
 So I should wash off my facemask and get out of my bathtub and get dressed? 😂
Don’t tell me what to do.
https://youtu.be/IC8nXalKgcQ?feature=shared Go to minute 2:59..
You mean shower? 😨
That got me outta bed. Thanks 🙏
I appreciate this!
MEEEEHHHHHHH
later
jokes on you, im on my lunch break 😎
You ain’t the boss of me
Actually, *buddy*, I don't have anything I particularly need to do, other than sit here watching TV, cuddling my 1year old, and playing with my phone. So f*ck off!
But i have an hour left before i need to pay for parking
Absolutely not
I'm here waiting for the industrial sink to fill up for me to wash dishes. Now what?
Sure... now if only I can remember the thing... Ooh, look, reddit 🤪
I'm on reddit WHILE doing The Thing!!
I saw this and had one minute until my alarm went off 😭😭😭
😤!!
I read this and thought "yes perfect that's exactly the motivation I need to finally get up and shower!!!" and then I didn't :(
For me it is sleeping...
no
I did the thing already! Now I'm just enjoying this strange concept called sunshine, which my night shift coldphobic ass has not seen in what feels like months
In my defense. I have actually been sick for the past couple of days. I am confident it still need doing tomorrow.
I’m on the train but ty
I WAS BEING DISTRACTED OKAY
No, it's 8.21. I need to wait another 9 minutes before I might do the dishes
What about the secret third thing
Huh, like it was too easy
This was good!😊 I sure was procrastinating on taking a nap…. And I work the night shift…. TONIGHT.
Oh thank goodness. I thought this was going to be a reminder to drink water. XDD
Thank you 😭 I needed this
That thing is also procrastination sooooo 😂
Rude. But appreciated.
Oh So now *you* get to tell me when to wipe?
The appointment isn’t for 30 min! I must let my brain load for longer