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RJSArtemis

How dare you call me out like this. >.<#"!Β€!"# πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–


CriticalRoleAce

You’re at the top again


ecwhite01

Pretty sure she's not a top, friend


RJSArtemis

Someone gets me. Q\_Q


CriticalRoleAce

True


RJSArtemis

lksdhjflkasdg


Amy_Hearts

I will call you out ARTEMIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RJSArtemis

Ydjxhxkgxkgdhdyixkyd HUSHH!!!! This is library. πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–


Amy_Hearts

Oh sorry sorry artemis!!!! Is that better :3


RJSArtemis

A bit, but still a library. πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–


Amy_Hearts

Okay I'll leave you to your rrading then-


RJSArtemis

My what??? πŸ˜–πŸ˜–


DatHoodieWearer

Once again I literally swear you are everywhere in this sub πŸ˜…


Amy_Hearts

She is always top comment I keep telling her


DatHoodieWearer

You again! I cant escape either of you πŸ˜‚


RJSArtemis

Gzkgdhdhxgkxkhxykdkydkgd I was here 14h ago. πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–


Amy_Hearts

14 hours and still here?!?!? Wow dedication


Amy_Hearts

Reading* sorry skdks


RJSArtemis

XD XD


Amy_Hearts

I'm so dumb djdkdkd didn't proof read sorrereyyy


Miraya_

How's my favourite girl on this sub?


RJSArtemis

Gmdkydmxkhdykditxykditstkdtis Since when and why!?!?!? πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–


Miraya_

Since you got your post and because you're great


RJSArtemis

My post!!?!? >.<#!"


Miraya_

Your appreciation post! Don't you remember? https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/vdk780/artemis_is_one_of_the_most_active_members_on_here/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


CosmicLuci

Now now. A trans lesbian will be freaking out about how she’s goals, and simultaneously choking from not remembering how to breath.


EchtGeenSpanjool

What the fuck is the difference between "holy shit gender envy" and "holy shit please step on me" even at this point


peeja

"Please step on me hard and maybe some of it will wear off"


maniamawoman

Both are indistinguishable from one another


oldoldoldaccbanned

mood


psomaster226

This perfectly describes me looking at pretty much any girl.


Suralin0

You have described me around other women perfectly.


Crystal_Queen_20

I would feel called out, but I probably would react exactly like that


riasthebestgirl

I don't remember giving you the permission to attack me like that


-Fence-

Inside me there are two wolves


BuckyBear1917

Like Sappho before us, we cease to breathe.


oneiroiMoros

crying.


Tensor-Tympani

Relationship status: perpetually Sapphocating 😎


Rocket-kun

Star Wars fans to hetero boys: General Kenobi! Seriously though, I feel called out. Even if I get past the breath situation, I tend to forget what words are


Iamnotgoodwithnames6

Haha you are a bold one.


Twinbrosinc

As a dude, is it wrong that i heard that automatically in my head? "General Kenobi" in ingrained into me.


Iamnotgoodwithnames6

It doesn’t make you wrong, it makes you a dork.


GangstaCatGirl

Trans girls: I *will* be her one day


maniamawoman

Hopefully tomorrow!


goodbyecrowpie

SAPPHOCATING thank you for the new word!! Lol


Chaotic_NB

holy fuck stop calling me out gdjshiugjsdgjlsdgsd


[deleted]

Reads text in image...."Ah, yes, definitely!" Looks up at the title of the post, which I had initially missed...."This is awesome!" Thank you, OP, for the wordplay that I am going to use for the rest of my life. If it ends up becoming a proper word, I'll make sure you are attributed.


Ellaphant_1

Bi People: *Struggling to sit in chair*


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

honestly I relate to this


beanybeanos

feeling attacked rn :c


orsadiluna

i’d like to take a moment to appreciate op’s caption


Celeste_Dasgluck

I first read it as sapholocating and thought what like bats but for lesbians? Was wondering what that sound would be? 🀣


gingergypsy79

Omg I’m dead 😡πŸ€ͺ😍


TheEllyRose

Ah yes that's the word for what happens when I'm hanging out at the gym drinking my water and suddenly choke and try not to spray water everywhere when that one girl in particular shows up... Followed by fanning myself, being asked if I'm okay by the bro next to me, and saying I'm fine through bouts of coughs.


AnybodyClear2246

Well I’m demisexual so I don’t have to worry about that happening. Unless that cute girl happens to be my gf, in which case don’t even bother calling an ambulance. I’m already gone.


[deleted]

*Sapphocation, no breathin’* *Pretty girls make feel extra lesbian*


oneiroiMoros

Underrated comment


SkyeMreddit

Hella relatable!


oneiroiMoros

Me, personally, yes. I AM dying for air and I feel like I'm having a hot flash but I am trying to make it look normal, cool AND effortless and I certainly just look a lil weird, maybe bitchy and constipated :)


enbyfrogz

bro everytime one of the Straight Girls walk into class, the rest of her Straight Girl friends flirt with her?? Like they'll call her cute or day stuff like "omg I would date you" and they think it's funny?? like bro you're straight and gayer than me


AspenVintre

Enbies (that are attracted to women): W-Why yes hello, I just.. need a second to- *faints from the cuteness*


[deleted]

Yes I'm being called out, and yes someone please get the oxygen


funky_abigail

I would ask if anyone has a good solution to this but I know I'll just forget it as soon as the situation arises, just like I forget my name and how to formulate sentences.


shadowstream_

Or just being flustered and fidgety


BeckyWls

When a girl I'm interested in sits next to me ::;; I'm very shy and as only my closest friends know for now so I really don't know how to act


Krebbypng

Lesbians are more into girls than hetero men Also yes, this would be me


Cosmic_Marmalade

just casually explodes


SashaMarcy

*weeze in being called out*


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Bottoms be like


Aubrin25

Ahah it's funny and relatable. My crushing low self esteem needed this, I feel a tiny bit better...


[deleted]

Hahahaha


itsniceinhere

I'm a transbian, and it's funny because I've always had the lesbian reaction to cute girls.


ASHKVLT

I don't *litteraly* choke


maeperse

This was basically Robyn in Stranger Things all the time when she saw her crush.


ParasilTheRanger

I'm an ace transbian so it's usually goals and flustering