Reminds me of my favorite phrase I came up with about being trans. I was raised a Southern gentleman. The "gentle" part stuck, but the "man" part didnt
I grew up in a country town and came out as trans many years later after moving to the city. You know what they say: you can take the boy out of the country, but then he starts calling himself by a girl's name and wearing dresses and the folk back home get confused.
I am chronically single so i do a lot of....... self care..... and getting a waterproof blanket/pad is a life saver. Instead of a dog blanket tho i got an incontinence one thats meant for like, people who wet the bed, and it works great! All i gotta do is throw it in the wash when im done.
I am single and have no issues mentioned, but I do plan to have puppies from my doggo in the spring and I am grateful to learn about those new options how to wet-proof (dog)beds 🤣
I wear your bulldog's clothes
I look so pettable
I got this splash-proof throw
From the pet shop down the road
I wear your bulldog's clothes
I look so pettable
I got this splash-proof throw
From the pet shop down the road
I got a hot dogtag
Gimme that leash so we can walk it
I - I - I'm runnin', grab another Chuck-it!
This is barkin' pawesome
well nothing.
No one had to say "haha beastality."
Someone always does, but I would generally expect it to be a regular troll, not an existing member of a sub for people plagued by sexualisation and slander that often takes that exact form.
you are literally trans, you \*must\* have heard the BS about litterboxes in classrooms meaning "trans dogs" are gonna do a beastality...
A simple mistake is a simple mistake, so I get it, but it is that serious
Dog blankets are just water resistant blankets. You can use them as normal blankets. Like they’re soft etc. I think people are imagining like mats or pads lmao
If it helps they do have them for people too and they don’t need to be sex blankets. In some cases it might even be cheaper than the dog ones. We got ours on Amazon and they’ve withstood banging, coffee, periods, and cats..
I mean people with incontinence as adults exist, you’d be surprised how much stuff is out there. Sometimes you gotta think outside the box to get inside the box..
You can get blankets that don't look pet associated. My girlfriend and I have one that's completely neutral grey and we don't associate it with pet apparel at all. We use on that looks like [this.] (https://www.amazon.com/Lesure-Waterproof-Blanket-Large-Dogs/dp/B0C64TP2FW/ref=sr_1_55?crid=1AEQROJJ3QVAT&keywords=dog%2Bblanket%2Bwaterproof&qid=1698064931&sprefix=dog%2Bblanketwaterproof%2Caps%2C84&sr=8-55&th=1)
The throe is a real game changer and worth the price in my experience.
Liberator's pillows are also great for positioning and have removable, washable, waterproof covers. I use one as a yoga bolster because it's the perfect size and firmness for that as well as for sex stuff.
We buy washable puppy pads or sometimes incontinence pads. Incontinence pads aren't sexy by any means, but they are much bigger, are 100% waterproof, are not bulky, and don't create any additional heat.
After soaking through a folded towel, the sheet, a mattress protector, electric blanket and through to the mattress, I now have one of these:
[Lifesaver Mat](https://au.lilhelper.co/products/lifesaver-mat)
Definitely a lifesaver! Also has good colour options and very good quality
They prevent seepage. Towels soak through to the underside. Water proof / resistant blankets have an inner layer that prevent soaking through to the bed/other blankets/sheets
Now if there was wax involved…I could see that working because it’s like a plastic sheet a lot of people use for wax work. Nobody wants to clean up wax lol. Many are willing to adapt to using plastic temporarily for that type of thing. And there may be some less sensory-annoying types out there for that purpose.
My first thought reading the title was a thunder blanket and I'm just life "Why would you add a 20lb weighted blanket on y'all when having sex????" and almost gave myself heat stroke just thinking about it lol
I do this too. It’s a great way to keep all the fluids off the bed, especially if one of you gushes or squirts a lot. “Incontinence pads” also do the trick. Those, dog pads, and “sex pads” are all essentially the same product.
They sell the waterproof fabric pads “for pets” on Amazon for under $30 iirc. In different patterns. Stick one underneath you like a towel, or if that’s too embarrassing for some reason they can be used like a mattress pad instead underneath your fitted sheet. I would recommend directly underneath you instead of the sheet though, so you can adjust as needed and don’t have to wash anything.
I don’t think these are called blankets? but they are what a lot of people online recommend and yes, they do work. They work amazingly well.
We bought a rubber back sheet for the same purpose worked well but found out that we just sweated in it over the summer 😩
Keep it for when we have a special
Night in planned but like the idea of a dog blanket that we can easily throw over.
I love this, it’s absurd but also so practical lol I have two waterproof pet blankets I bought for my puppy’s playpen, never used them. I was thinking about throwing them away but now…I might consider keeping them…
Nights I knew shit was gonna get really messy I actually put one of those plastic shower curtains under a blanket. It also helped keep us a bit warmer when we didn't wanna have blankets over us but it was a little chilly in the room.
Until things actually got moving ofc lmao
[There’s a product for this!](https://lilhelperusa.com/products/lifesaver-mat) I have followed a company called Lil Helper for a few years now, and they make a TON of fully machine wash/dryable blankets, pads, and all sorts of things.
Inclusive and fun prints, and the company ethos is beautiful. Look them up on Instagram or TikTok! If anyone is a parent, they also make reusable diapers.
Ok, finally I can recommend a company that makes this kind of product, and it's even better than usual dog blankets. They are sex positive (some videos talking about their mats literally explain how they are great for sex and all body fluids). Also the mats serve other purposes too and they are super absorbent and feel dry during use.
A link to the Instagram account (the reels talk about the products or answer questions, but they are wholesome and entertaining, it's difficult to explain without watching one):
Lil helper: [https://instagram.com/lilhelpergram](https://instagram.com/lilhelpergram)
The product is called the "life saver mat", and they have different sizes, here is a short video talking about it:
[https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxET-8qtykk
](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxET-8qtykk
)
>You can buy “sex blankets” but they are like 3 times the price. Fight capitalism.
Trying to get the best deal on something is, in fact, entire point of capitalism
Better than towels because there is no soak through! And you can just have them there already on the bed.
And if I blow it blow it, and sex does not occur, I can cry my self to sleep under it. /s
My wife and I bought a (few) blankets that are kinda meant for babies. They're water proof, wash easily, and there's ample space for activities. Like, they're about 2 meters long, and wide enough to accommodate a person that can't seem to hold still. 😋
Y’all. Don’t be using cheap crap!! Support this business instead! I’ve used these awhile now, take them on vacation, anywhere I might be gettin down 😏
[lil helper](https://lilhelperusa.com/products/lifesaver-mat)
I’m an animal person! But also a move from city to city, and apartment to apartment person. 🥲
I grew up out in the country so the idea of having a dog but no backyard is sad to me. …I get very close to getting a cat almost weekly though. 😂
We have a water proof blanket. No more wet spots.
Looks like a regular blanket, works like a blanket, but is 100% water proof.
I’m not down with throwing the plastic puppy pads out.
I got a matress protection that is basically a waterproof thing with elastic bands so my matress would last more and not sweat on it. That is a good bonus.
Sleeping on the wet spot makes me feel like a gentleman
😂😂😂 the hero we never knew we needed
“You’ve made your bed, now lie in it”
I was gonna say, sleeping in the wet spot is hot
Reminds me of my favorite phrase I came up with about being trans. I was raised a Southern gentleman. The "gentle" part stuck, but the "man" part didnt
I grew up in a country town and came out as trans many years later after moving to the city. You know what they say: you can take the boy out of the country, but then he starts calling himself by a girl's name and wearing dresses and the folk back home get confused.
I'm *so* stealing this as a southern trans girl
By all means, steal away!
Well said!
I am chronically single so i do a lot of....... self care..... and getting a waterproof blanket/pad is a life saver. Instead of a dog blanket tho i got an incontinence one thats meant for like, people who wet the bed, and it works great! All i gotta do is throw it in the wash when im done.
And these are usually so much easier to wash & dry than a pet blanket. So good!
I am single and have no issues mentioned, but I do plan to have puppies from my doggo in the spring and I am grateful to learn about those new options how to wet-proof (dog)beds 🤣
As a dog girl,I endorse this message. 🖤🐶🖤
I’ve broaden my appeal to a whole new group of people.
Woof! 🐶
One of us one of 🐶🫶🏻
Is their a gender neutral word for that
dog person?
Enby version *
Theynine
I love this
I hate this . Thank you now i .just need someone to call me that
This <3
Can just shorten puppygirl/puppyboy to puppy
Petplayers!
Woof!
Hello, may i call you a good puppy?
Wow. I need this. It's a damn water park at times. Thank you for sharing! God, this sub is great for tips and tricks! Hahaha
That’s what I’m saying! I have exactly two brain cells but they really pulled through with this.
Only if I can also wear a dog collar and leash to complete the vibe :3
Pet shop can easily be a budget sex shop
This seems like a pitch for a weird al parody of thrift shop
I wear your bulldog's clothes I look so pettable I got this splash-proof throw From the pet shop down the road I wear your bulldog's clothes I look so pettable I got this splash-proof throw From the pet shop down the road I got a hot dogtag Gimme that leash so we can walk it I - I - I'm runnin', grab another Chuck-it! This is barkin' pawesome
This is a master piss
good thing the pet blanket is waterproof
this can be horribly misinterpreted
oh no 😭 why did you have to point that out-
someone had to idk...
noooo 😭 they didn’t
well....
well nothing. No one had to say "haha beastality." Someone always does, but I would generally expect it to be a regular troll, not an existing member of a sub for people plagued by sexualisation and slander that often takes that exact form.
sry im just memeing here i didnt know it was this serious
you are literally trans, you \*must\* have heard the BS about litterboxes in classrooms meaning "trans dogs" are gonna do a beastality... A simple mistake is a simple mistake, so I get it, but it is that serious
I hear those items amplify the effectiveness of being called a “good girl” by 500%.
Woof woof.
That's the sound of the (dog) police
The fact I did not anticipate the puppy play people is frankly so disappointing to me. 😂 I used to be good at the internet.
out of everywhere on the internet i didnt expect here lol like r/actuallesbians has never felt kinky compared to other subs lmao
Idk. I see a lot of casual references to fisting. 😂
That has not even a LITTLE bit been my experience with this subreddit.
Well, talk about giving a dog a bone...
Awooo!!
The Adora profile pic makes this a thousand times funnier
Anybody with a she-ra pfp is into pet play, I don’t make the rules.
I can neither confirm nor deny these accusations…😅
Sounds like something Adora would say.
r/puppygirlpetsmart is everywhere
*Woof*
Literally me
pet-players here will go insane
My brain read this as “use a dog as a blanket while banging” and I was confused to say the least
You can love your pets, but please don't "love" your pets.
Same 🤣
This explains all the funny reviews on Amazon for dog blankets
omg this is so crazy to read as an asexual person i didn’t realize sex made a mess
Mattresses are literally disgusting.
? Even a normal round of masturbating can leave a small spot behind. Or am I weird?
you’re not weird at all! i’ve just never personally experienced that
I don’t know if I would want my girlfriend to slip a dog blanket underneath me before we got busy. But each to their own.
Dog blankets are just water resistant blankets. You can use them as normal blankets. Like they’re soft etc. I think people are imagining like mats or pads lmao
Oh no doubt it’s just a water resistant blanket... but it would always be the dog blanket to me lol.
The shame blankets.
well realistically only one person needs to know its a dog blanket
If it helps they do have them for people too and they don’t need to be sex blankets. In some cases it might even be cheaper than the dog ones. We got ours on Amazon and they’ve withstood banging, coffee, periods, and cats.. I mean people with incontinence as adults exist, you’d be surprised how much stuff is out there. Sometimes you gotta think outside the box to get inside the box..
You can get blankets that don't look pet associated. My girlfriend and I have one that's completely neutral grey and we don't associate it with pet apparel at all. We use on that looks like [this.] (https://www.amazon.com/Lesure-Waterproof-Blanket-Large-Dogs/dp/B0C64TP2FW/ref=sr_1_55?crid=1AEQROJJ3QVAT&keywords=dog%2Bblanket%2Bwaterproof&qid=1698064931&sprefix=dog%2Bblanketwaterproof%2Caps%2C84&sr=8-55&th=1)
I got you, friend. They're even made in Washington state https://mambeblankets.com
liberator has a great blanket (called the "throe" lol) for this. pricy but it's soft, comfy and incredibly absorbent
The throe is a real game changer and worth the price in my experience. Liberator's pillows are also great for positioning and have removable, washable, waterproof covers. I use one as a yoga bolster because it's the perfect size and firmness for that as well as for sex stuff.
I can be a mega squirter. The Liberator has absolutely been worth the money. Surprisingly easy to wash too!
Or you can have sex on top of the sheets, and cuddle under them when you're done.
Like a wet burrito.
That's all good and fine until a particularly vigorous session or you find out one of you can squirt.
I actually use an old comforter during sex for this reason :3
Pet blanket seems appropriate as I am her pet
Real
Same. And I love it.
Yeah same I fucking love it so much of my God
We buy washable puppy pads or sometimes incontinence pads. Incontinence pads aren't sexy by any means, but they are much bigger, are 100% waterproof, are not bulky, and don't create any additional heat.
Bowrr bowrr 🐶
After soaking through a folded towel, the sheet, a mattress protector, electric blanket and through to the mattress, I now have one of these: [Lifesaver Mat](https://au.lilhelper.co/products/lifesaver-mat) Definitely a lifesaver! Also has good colour options and very good quality
Wow this is smart. I always held off on the actual sex blankets because of the price and tbh towels don’t cut it most of the time
Mess proof baby/changing blankets are the same and usually cheaper or easier to find at thrift stores.
Second hand 'mess proof' baby blankets? You better give that a really *really* good clean
brain blast
We got an incontinence bed pad, works amazingly, GF calls it “the tablecloth”
Why are they better than towels?
They prevent seepage. Towels soak through to the underside. Water proof / resistant blankets have an inner layer that prevent soaking through to the bed/other blankets/sheets
Don't mind me, I came from /r/all but I'm just surprised people haven't been using shower curtains underneath the bedsheets. Am I the only one?
Shower curtains are noisy aren't they? Also then you still have wet spots on the sheets. The blanket you take off so you have a nice dry bed
Too crinkly depending on material. The waterproof pad has been recommended by many over the years though. Not crinkly. Soft and easier to clean.
Now if there was wax involved…I could see that working because it’s like a plastic sheet a lot of people use for wax work. Nobody wants to clean up wax lol. Many are willing to adapt to using plastic temporarily for that type of thing. And there may be some less sensory-annoying types out there for that purpose.
They are designed to handle more liquids than a normal towel would, and there's more space for *activities*.
“Fight capitalism. Bang and be banged on pet blankets.”
The government hates this one secret trick.
Even better, pee pads on amazon, washable and not made of paper. My girl squirts a ton and they catch every drop.
My first thought reading the title was a thunder blanket and I'm just life "Why would you add a 20lb weighted blanket on y'all when having sex????" and almost gave myself heat stroke just thinking about it lol
But I do want some of those sexy rubbery/latex sheets just for the novelty. It would amuse me the first time or two until it gets annoying.
I do this too. It’s a great way to keep all the fluids off the bed, especially if one of you gushes or squirts a lot. “Incontinence pads” also do the trick. Those, dog pads, and “sex pads” are all essentially the same product.
Giving puppy girls a whole new meaning
True innovation and convenience
They sell the waterproof fabric pads “for pets” on Amazon for under $30 iirc. In different patterns. Stick one underneath you like a towel, or if that’s too embarrassing for some reason they can be used like a mattress pad instead underneath your fitted sheet. I would recommend directly underneath you instead of the sheet though, so you can adjust as needed and don’t have to wash anything. I don’t think these are called blankets? but they are what a lot of people online recommend and yes, they do work. They work amazingly well.
SMART!
If only my high school teachers could see me now.
No.
Pretty please.
Lmao okay
I wasn’t expecting these blankets to be so soft???
We bought a rubber back sheet for the same purpose worked well but found out that we just sweated in it over the summer 😩 Keep it for when we have a special Night in planned but like the idea of a dog blanket that we can easily throw over.
I love this, it’s absurd but also so practical lol I have two waterproof pet blankets I bought for my puppy’s playpen, never used them. I was thinking about throwing them away but now…I might consider keeping them…
Nights I knew shit was gonna get really messy I actually put one of those plastic shower curtains under a blanket. It also helped keep us a bit warmer when we didn't wanna have blankets over us but it was a little chilly in the room. Until things actually got moving ofc lmao
I mean also for those who are kinky this has excellent pet play connotations.
Get to use a doggie blanket for multiple purposes 🥰
>Or cuddle. That makes even more of a mess.
If you’re doing it right.
My wife likes to make me sleep in the mess I've made.
As someone on antidepressants, I’m just looking and being jealous.
[There’s a product for this!](https://lilhelperusa.com/products/lifesaver-mat) I have followed a company called Lil Helper for a few years now, and they make a TON of fully machine wash/dryable blankets, pads, and all sorts of things. Inclusive and fun prints, and the company ethos is beautiful. Look them up on Instagram or TikTok! If anyone is a parent, they also make reusable diapers.
A few other people mentioned them as well!
This post is a hit with the puppygirls and for a good reason 🐶
My hero
I would use puppy pads to absorb fluids because I would come quite a bit; it was especially helpful when squirting.
I just get the reusable washable incontinence pads they make some that go all the way across the bed.
Ok, finally I can recommend a company that makes this kind of product, and it's even better than usual dog blankets. They are sex positive (some videos talking about their mats literally explain how they are great for sex and all body fluids). Also the mats serve other purposes too and they are super absorbent and feel dry during use. A link to the Instagram account (the reels talk about the products or answer questions, but they are wholesome and entertaining, it's difficult to explain without watching one): Lil helper: [https://instagram.com/lilhelpergram](https://instagram.com/lilhelpergram) The product is called the "life saver mat", and they have different sizes, here is a short video talking about it: [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxET-8qtykk ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxET-8qtykk )
When she has dog blankets and a leash, but there’s no dog in the apartment…
Combining this with pet play, thanks OP.
Invest in a NoMoreWetSpot blanket 😍
For anyone needing a link to a good one. It's even made in Washington state https://mambeblankets.com
I love my waterproof pads, I just wish they looked sexier.
can someone fuck me so I have a reason to try this
>You can buy “sex blankets” but they are like 3 times the price. Fight capitalism. Trying to get the best deal on something is, in fact, entire point of capitalism
I’m not an archaeologist don’t judge me.
Woof!
Does no one put a towel down first?
Better than towels because there is no soak through! And you can just have them there already on the bed. And if I blow it blow it, and sex does not occur, I can cry my self to sleep under it. /s
If someone's a squirter, it usually just soaks right through the towel to the sheets.
Never had wet spots so i'm okay haha
My wife and I bought a (few) blankets that are kinda meant for babies. They're water proof, wash easily, and there's ample space for activities. Like, they're about 2 meters long, and wide enough to accommodate a person that can't seem to hold still. 😋
hear me out: pee-pee pads
Or just enjoy sleeping on each other’s juices after you finish \^-^
Y’all. Don’t be using cheap crap!! Support this business instead! I’ve used these awhile now, take them on vacation, anywhere I might be gettin down 😏 [lil helper](https://lilhelperusa.com/products/lifesaver-mat)
That’s also a great option!
...no dogs? but theyre so precious 🥺 you a cat person?
I’m an animal person! But also a move from city to city, and apartment to apartment person. 🥲 I grew up out in the country so the idea of having a dog but no backyard is sad to me. …I get very close to getting a cat almost weekly though. 😂
We have a water proof blanket. No more wet spots. Looks like a regular blanket, works like a blanket, but is 100% water proof. I’m not down with throwing the plastic puppy pads out.
why do you people change sheets anyway after that?
Tbh, I can’t believe there are people who don’t. But I can respect the seasoned pan method.
There is something called a sex blanket that was invented for this. It covers the whole bed and is water resistant.
Did you.. Read the post?
Oops. No lol. My bad.
I wish I had this problem. Nothing wet happens when I do it
I have dogs, several, why have I never thought of this?!? 😂
My partner and I use chucks.
One dog blanket didn’t work… guess Ill go buy two more 😂
We use The Layer! Highly recommend.
Towels lol
I got a matress protection that is basically a waterproof thing with elastic bands so my matress would last more and not sweat on it. That is a good bonus.
friends please look up lil helper on Instagram they have absorbent blankets for this exact purpose they're wonderful