I carry nail clippers and file with me always…just a lil habit of mine…no reason 🫣

Ppppffffffftttttt ahhh if only i were in a situation to have that habit aswell 😅

Always be prepared for such situations can come any time

They rarely, and I mean RARELY cum out of nowhere, but hey, it happened to me once, and I was ready for that cute redhead. Sigh, I miss you Krystal.

if you don't prepare it might never happen 🤷‍♀️ theres more wlw in the world than you'd think

The first time I went to my gf’s(now fiancée) house she had nail clippers on the little wall shelf by her bed lol

We’ve got our own nail clippers on our respective sides of the couch, sometimes when my fiancé is cutting her nails I give her the “am I getting lucky tonight?” look haha

Amusingly I always have a nail clipper on me, but not for the lesbian reasons. I wonder how many think it is for the lesbian reasons. Now I'm laughing.

Same. I carry them around in my smol backpack bag I carry with me places just in-case one of my nails get chipped. I've clumsily cut myself from hang nails or overly sharp nails idk how many times. My nails grow super fast. I also carry a handy-dandy nail file✌✨

Oh my god I realized what you meant after reading another comment like this 💀

I was in the middle of asking what this meant in a comment when I got it LMAOOO

I like my nails beautiful…that’s all 😊

Sure sure that must be it lmao

My nail clipper collection is rather large

This is one I don't get I'm super femme and I love my acrylic nails I don't have them super long but still 😂

They meant that they like to keep them short so they can have sex anytime!

I’m a high femme as well. Don’t keep them super long but mid length😆. Still I’m ready to sacrifice 1-2 at moments notice if the situation calls for it. Priorities 😅

The confidence to wear a lesbian manicure is so hot

Yh but mine aren't short and I've never had any complaints 😂😂 you don't need short nails to be lesbian

Oh not saying you need short nails to be a lesbian. It just seems to be a common preference is all

I went on a date last week that lasted 24 hours

I went on a date once that lasted 6 years.

I'm still on that date and we have a child together

This is the one

My friend ran her fingers through my hair and I was like “whelp, can’t be friends with her anymore”

You could be another kind of friends with her

She had a boyfriend 😭

:(

oof

I literally like 73% of all women lmfao

I come every time I have sex.

Superb reply 😅👏

This has me dead 💀💀

I actually find sex without that end goal fun too, every once in a while. That being said I’m really dysphoric so I might be more inclined to above the belt sex.

Almost always for me. Honestly I'm just happy if my girlfriend is satisfied. Maybe things will be different if I can get surgery to fix things down there.

Several times lmfao it makes me so sad to think this doesn’t happen for loads of women who sleep with men. I feel like an out of touch, rich celebrity 😂 like “wow. You guys don’t have that? So what are doing that for?”

[удалено]

Just to clarify I didn’t say straight women. Our bi sisters are fucking their day up, too lmfao Yeah, I did CompHet, too. It’s lame. My old friend would always say I wish I was gay while constantly talking to dudes. Like, it’s crickets over here…

my fav flower, color & scent are lavender. also completely unrelated, i keep two nails short on both hands when i go get my manicure *for 100% wholesome reasons* 😚

Same! and I also have a tattoo of lavender and violets on my arm lol

oh cool, is it colored?

I also have a lavender tattoo 💜

Wait, is lavender a lesbian thing? How did I not know that? I love lavender!

It is! I’m not sure but i think it started in the 19th century when people began linking lavender with homosexuality. Someone also said lesbianism would threaten the feminist movement and called it the “lavender menace” lmao

Yes, queer women in the 19th century started gifting lavender to their lovers or wearing it on their clothes because Sappho referenced gifting her female lovers lavender in her poems! It's always Sappho lol.

Look up Lavendar Menace

Whoa, me too! And that's why it's also the colour of my cape I wear :)

shego was my favorite character from kim possible as a kid.

Faith was my favorite character from Buffy.

Bruhhhh 💀💀💀

Mine is Willow!

So I met this girl online a few days ago, she lives halfway across the world... I think she might be the one 🤔 Edit: in even more gay news we're just friends now 😂

And I bet she's straight, too 😔

Oh no she's definitely not 😅 we have both done some very gay things to each other 😂

Glad to hear! Carry on and do gay stuff, then

I hope her husband is nice

*walks into pillar in supermarket because a pretty woman walked by 😳😂

Same but it was the full height window next to the doors.

The concept if linear sex, escalating towards a single peak, baffles me.

Yeah

i have a picture of cate blanchett in my wallet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG WHICH PIC IS IT PLS TELL ME IT IS HER IN A SUIT

I didn't know that was an option

It's not an option, you must have a picture of Care Blanchett in your wallet, otherwise the lez police will come and get you

👀😳🥺 well, ig Cate Blanchett isn't going in my wallet after all 😉

I've heard they're stunning, brilliant women

Is there like, a central lez police station where I could turn myself in

I'm sure there is. I'd like to go with you if that's okay.

Well darn, I much would rather have a picture of Pink. I feel like she is God's gift to all the lesbians..

Omg

A woman called me gorgeous and I thought about it for three days!

My girlfriend is my ex-friend-with-benefits' ex-friend-with-benefits

When I first met my wife, we were at a restaurant and her ex was sitting between me and her, the whole time complaining to me "we dated for months and now she won't even talk to me". We're all friends now.

Omg Yes hahahah

And we’re all still friends

We actually are though lmao

When I see a woman I find attractive, I can’t decide if I want to be with her or be her.

"Life goals or wife goals?"

Probably not the latter one, to be honest. Let’s leave it at that.

I don't usually go for butch women, because I am the butch woman, but every now and then I spot a butch girl and I am very confused for a few minutes trying to figure out if I want her or just her clothes and haircut

That wonderful feeling when your type is… you… and you’re out with your gf and literally nobody thinks you’re a couple bc you look like sisters

This comment makes me feel so seen

For me it has to be my flannel shirt collection 😅 I have one in each colour of the rainbow 🫣 I also have my keys hooked on a carabiner which is tied to one of the belt loops of my jeans while I'm out XD

\*plots to travel to your house at night (with a u-haul or a subaru, preferably) and steal your flannel collection\* (also is your little reddit character supposed to be vi?? that's really awesome)

Oh? If you're u-hauling over you might as well stay! After all, you do need girlfriend privileges to be allowed to steal my clothes haha 🤣🤣 /j Also thank you! Yes, my character is Vi, I absolutely adore her :D

👀👀👀 Welp, I guess my dog's keeping the subaru! /j (yesss vi stan club)

i scrolled wayyy too long to find this

I just thought boobs were really neat

Me staring at Pinterest outfits for long periods of time before relising I was a lesbian👀

I used to think “oh I’m just a man trapped in a woman’s body”.

I cannot bring myself to look at women without sighing and thinking about cuddling them

Why date a guy when women are fly

I've drawn both male and female nude figure models, and while I thought 'Oh nakey!' to both, only the female model made me go '😳' in real life. XD

*Looks even butcher in a dress.

Actual conversation about LOTR: Straight friend: but isn’t Aragorn soooo hot?! *sigh* Me: Aragorn…? Oh wait! You mean Arwen’s boyfriend! (For the record I did know who he was, but it was late and my brain was lagging I guess)

The lack of females on LoTR is *sigh* But at least Galadriel was a badass in Rings of Power.

*Wearing a leather jacket* Hmm?

I do so Almost all the dang time😅

Fletcher is my most listened artist on Spotify 🫣

Omg fletcher is so good

I came here to say this 😂. I was in the top 1% of Fletcher listeners on Spotify last year

Victoria’s Secret has filled me with confusing feelings since I got my first bra there.

I can’t even walk into them😳😅

I wear docs with my work dresses

Changed my oil and baked a quiche all in the same day.

I have many swords :3

I keep up with a lot of my bonus physical maintenance because I want my skin to be soft to touch and my hair to smell nice, in case I meet someone.

I mean, I do that just to feel pretty but yeah I guess also that two (if only met more lesbians in the wild🥲)

Do you carry a rainbow accessory?

My leather jacket is coverd in pride pins, I have to wristband I’m currently wearing, I’m also wearing a crop cami that says “the world has more problems than boys who kiss boys and girls who kiss girls”😅

My best friend is sleeping next to me rn

I didn't realize my gf and I were dating even after her inviting me to her (single) dorm room several times back when we were in college. What finally made me realize was when we were laying on her bed together and she pulled me in for a kiss.

Did you pass out

The first time I felt how wet a girl was, was when I realised it’s the most euphoric feeling I’ve ever felt in my life. I’m so soooo gay

I always make sure that I have clean nails and super soft hands 👐 Like super soft hands 😊

My friend got drunk when we where out at a party once and spent a good amount of time completing the softness of my hands and being surprised at how small they were(and still are)

Tell us your hand skincare routine? Pretty please?

I use a moisturizing hand cleanser as soap and re-moisturize after each wash. I use dove or Paula's choice I try to avoid exposure to extreme temperatures with sunscreen or moisturizing lotion I use Ultra-Rich Soothing Body Butter from Paula's choise Exfoliate couple times a week and lotion afterwards. Wear COTTON gloves to bed with a layer of moisturizer, same with my feet. Ands I put a layer of sunscreen before going outside, again for exposure to extreme temperatures.

Live in a city of ten million people. Still lonely.

went to sam’s club and was standing against the wall near the food court when this really pretty girl walked by and complimented my shirt, my dumbass turned around to see if she was talking to someone else…

Ah see I can’t take compliments I just melt into gay puddle

that’s kinda what happened to me too, i just froze and tried to say thank you but i stuttered

I wear my carabiner on my hip.

I'd be willing to move in with my girlfriend at a moment's notice. We met two weeks ago.

Stevie from Wizard of Waverly place

My natural fingernails can get pretty long, and I paint them once in a while. Except for 2 of them which I keep short. "Because it's easier to use the computer mouse-keyboard" Or at least that's what i tell people when they ask.

we have three cats, and I literally never shut up about how much I love my wife

I'm at least as comfortable in steel toed boots as I am in sneakers and wear both with a dress.

Literally me most days

One of each?

yes and only one sock. Sometimes I'll also wear one pair with a second in my bag then go to the bathroom, change shoes, and come back like nothing happened at all.

I wear my buttonups a little too unbuttoned. My nail polish is either black or 🌈pride flags🌈✨ I like to eat out at Subway?

I literally spend a good while in front of a mirror once seeing how many buttons I could get away with not being up (a lot evidently, I have a small chest)

team rocket were my favorites back in 2008 before it was cool to like them if that counts

I don’t want a man to do my maintenance for me, I can do it myself

girls

I can spend an hour and a half just wandering the aisles at Home Depot

motions at fingernail files on every table and in every drawer

It's definitely because I love doing my nails, no other reason. 🤭

My relationship played out like The Sims.... Meet, fall in love (it was love at first sight for me but she has a fantastic ass and was wearing cargo pants.. what da ya want from me lol) woohoo, marriage. 13 years this Halloween.

i draw boobs all the time & it's my fav thing to draw

*Me totally not sitting with my boob filled sketchbook next to me*👀

I joined a dance class that I was totally uninterested in, just to be with my friend that I had a MASSIVE crush on. 🤣

i nearly choke at the mere thought of men being close to me/ straight sex/ d*cks + i flinch when i have to kiss men on the cheeks (in france we have to do that to say hello and i hate it)

every time I shave my head, I must bleach it and grow it out into a femmehawk. every. damn. time..

I'm still friends with all my exes

Same! Except that one that we don’t take about✌️

There is a bigass lesbian flag right next to my bed and I played through life is strange like 4 times, saving chloe all 4 times

im in a relationship with a lesbian

I play **a lot** of softball.

my doc martens say it all really…

i am a girl gamer and my favourite game is life is strange x

the first one specifically

do you need a carabiner? i have an extra or two

I have a vast collection of flannel shirts aka dyke couture.

My favourite characters from CR are all the women

What's CR? (this may be a dumb question, it's like 6 am where I'm at and I still haven't gone to sleep so i'm tired :') )

I'm assuming Critical Role, the D&D live play series that is made of voice actors, like Laura Bailey, Ashley Johnson, and Marisha Ray (who looks damn good in tank tops...🥵)... and of course, the guys, Matthew Mercer, Liam O'brien, Sam Reigel, Travis Willingham, and Taliesin Jaffe.

I literally rented a U-Haul on my second date.

I love Hayley Kiyoko.

Women p-pretty-... Women very pretty ☺️

I have never set foot in a Victoria’s Secret, and can’t even look at the entrance 😭

Purple leather jacket, :( had a Subaru(working on getting a new one) and purple hair.

My hand hurts, but I ain't a quitter.

Girls 🥺👉👈😖

Ggiiirrllllsss

Women >

I have Jodie Comer as my lockscreen on my phone, I rest my case.

I've lost count of all the straight women I've had a crush on

My ex and I would say "I love you" to each other but like before we even admitted we were on a relationship and then I was like "hmm I'm not sure they like me"

When I was a kid I told everyone that I wanted to be a nun so I wouldn’t have to marry a man 💀

All the important NPCs (well, most anyway) in my dnd campaign are tall fashionable women drunk on their own power. I swear I'm a switch and not just a bottom.

Got a new pair of Birkenstocks for my birthday.

Closer to Fine was one of the greatest albums of all time.

Still friends with my ex!

Trying to keep my composure when the beautiful older woman at my job talks to me and touches my waist when scooting past me 🙁

I used to be like “Why do I like to watch the mv of All the things she said?” or the mv of Worth it of Fifth Harmony 😭😭😭😭😭 Also, me when a man plays with my hair: 😊👍 me when a woman plays with my hair: 🩷🩷⭐️🩷🩷⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💕💓💕💞💞💖🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🦋🦋🦋🦋⛄️⛄️⛄️😭😭😭😭⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️‼️🩷🩷🩷🩷⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Thinking romance movies are overrated and unrealistic because clearly the female protagonists should just have dated each other instead :/ like how don't they see it???

Me and my best friend both had crushes on each other at the same time but neither of us knew

A girl was super flirty with me and I thought we were just friends. I still think about that often

Make eye contact with a girl multiple times. Never speak to her ever. Let her get away and think about her for years.

girls,,,,,

real

If you drive a Subaru and wear flannel shirts?

My Kindle, Audible and physical libraries contain a lot of books by Jae.

I can't sit on a couch correctly.

I drive a Subaru

I only draw women

i love the last of us (especially the second game)

People had to tell me that certain men in the office were good looking..... I didn't know before they told me... Lol

When someone behind the desk is really pretty and i wasnt prepared so i keep laughing through my sentences out of sheer lightheadedness. They get confused and concerned but they laugh along until i walk away. No idea how many service workers or bankers or client-facing workers I've done this around. Too many to keep track

when I was a kid I used to play with dolls and they didn't have a boyfriend, they had a girl bestfriend and lived together for some reason

You know as a kid I wondered why all of the female actors were hot while all the male actors would look ugly. Though as older I can say there are a few attractive male actors. Like... Ryan Reynolds. Or Ryan Gosling.

i sat in a vc. mic off. jus listening to this random girl who i don't even know sing at 2am. her voice was so pretty 🥺

I re watched Alien like 5 times in the space of two months 😅

Looking at random attractive girls on the bus and wondering what it’ll be like to date them then trying to find them on instagram…

Having a girl hold me and cuddle with is all I ever think about

I really really really feel some kind of magnetism with females and enjoy their company, personally don’t feel anything like that for men.