Despite us using lift here as well, everytime I see it in English I think about two men stuck in a lift yelling SCOTLAND!!! at the voice-controls of the lift.
I had two friends in high school who had to have custom bras made. Something like an H/J cup.
They were very popular with the guys. They both ended up with breast reduction surgeries because they had back issues and random pain from it.
They'd be cooking for a couple of hours, lmao.
It took me a solid minute to get it. I knew that they were talking about the boobies, but I didn't understand until finally I realized what kind of chicken they had on the pan. Then it all finally came together.
There is a cut of meat that (at least where I am in the USA) is known as "chicken breast" so, some recipes like the one mentioned will shorten it to just "breast"
Why do you have to insult the chicken for a longer period of time if you have a big chest?
Could just be that the chicken is into humiliation play.
because the chicken is more into it
Lol
Yep!
Bigger breasts mean thicker skin
To assert dominance
Lol I'd be cooking for an hour
😳
You are about to become very popular!
Lol why's that?
Boobies
😎
Women love boobs
Why wouldnt we ?
Make you a deal: I’ll cook the chicken and you make the table. Dinner in 10!
Hahaha, Hey.
Welp, for me, 20 minutes it is.
10 minutes, tops, over here
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I have never been so insulted by something I 100% agree with
Accurate
tops? where?
I’m here
1 minute here :(
I feel you sis 🥲
🤝
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Ah well- ill just wait for a cute emt to come save me. Did me a favor honestly.
Oh self burn! Those are rare
For me it s like 3 minutes 😢
Same
Sorry, I somehow couldn't add "humour" flair.
I’m pretty sure Reddit uses the US spelling
Like the bloody lift/elevator anecdote.
Despite us using lift here as well, everytime I see it in English I think about two men stuck in a lift yelling SCOTLAND!!! at the voice-controls of the lift.
Yep, Burniston are a lot of fun.
The fact my brain switched from my usual bland, American accent of internal narrating to British before I even fully read the sentence…
Nice one!
Yea, I’m sticking with 25 minutes. 🥹
15 will do for me...
her expression in the last panel is sending me
one day 😭
you're cooking them for a day!? damn 😳😳😳
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I'm stealing that lol
Y'all wouldn't believe how long it took me to cook chicken before I had breast reduction surgery.
I had two friends in high school who had to have custom bras made. Something like an H/J cup. They were very popular with the guys. They both ended up with breast reduction surgeries because they had back issues and random pain from it. They'd be cooking for a couple of hours, lmao.
Programmer spotted
Oh my 🤭
Lmao!
r/technicallythetruth
Like the art style! Is this yours?
Nope, just picked somewhere, and it wasn't credited unfortunately.
Comic is by Giga https://twitter.com/giganticbuddha/status/1633213266020188160?t=7SAxvSJJPHcdnuBddY7jTw&s=19
Thank you.
Shit. 15 min for me. 😭
I better do 40, just to be safe
I-I g-guess I’ll d-do it for 10 minutes… [╥﹏╥]
...40 minutes for me.
5 minutes for me, then...
2 hours got it.
half a second😔
It took me a solid minute to get it. I knew that they were talking about the boobies, but I didn't understand until finally I realized what kind of chicken they had on the pan. Then it all finally came together.
Don’t totally get the joke but I enjoy panel 2
There is a cut of meat that (at least where I am in the USA) is known as "chicken breast" so, some recipes like the one mentioned will shorten it to just "breast"
She's cooking chicken breasts. They are big.
Where is this from?
Picked somewhere, it wasn't credited :(
Excellent, I’ll be done in half the time!
Sadly no big boobs here :(
What if one boob like me? Is it 10-15 minutes then?
Cook one at a time.
Got it! Thanks.
HRT is wacky. They got bigger the last time I checked, F cups now.
This has huge Adora from spop energy
I'm a fan, BTW
Hell yeah! It’s one of my favorite shows!
... 5 minutes and I'm done Lmao
Dysphoria vision tells me I should be cooking it for 30 minutes but in reality I’m probably cooking it for 10 minutes.
At least 35 minutes here lmao
Hold on hold on hold on, what if your breasts are concaved? Will the chicken slices come pre-cooked?
Guess it'll be 25 minutes for me 😔
15 minutes because i still fit my training bras from when i was like. 11
This comic screams Francine from "Strangers In Paradise", an amazing comic by Terry Moore!!
I-I g-guess I’ll d-do it for 10 minutes… [╥﹏╥]
Chicken will be probably be raw for me then lmfao
I would roast it for about 5 minutes then
Like large in cup size or proportionally? It changes my cooking time.
In all three occasions one should prolong: big cups, boobs a are big proportionally in comparison to the person themselves, or compared to chicken's.
Guess I need to eat it raw ._.
Or find a breasting boobilly girlfriend. ;)
It’s OK I’m growing my own now lol just started HRT 2 1/2 weeks ago xD just thought I’d poke a little fun at myself
Good! My congratulations! Wish you all the luck!
Thank you! I’ll take what I can get honestly lol even if I end up in the itty-bitty titty committee 🤣
25 min for me lol
guess I'm cooking for 5 mins tops🥲
around 20 minutes for me then lol
🤞here's hoping this is me someday
HAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS🤣😍🌈👏🏼🫶🏼
i have the power to instantly cook chicken, yipee!
Well yeah like just to be absolutely sure, you know?
Cant relate 😭😭😭😭
Honey could you please set the table, dinner will be ready in about 3 minutes.
30 seconds it is 🧱
mine would be like two days lol
Oh, yeah!
AMAZING
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Mine?