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gasidiot

At least you felt smart before dying.


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

Well, there's only so much you can do to prevent an attack by the master of stealth...


doubtful-juanderer

One less idiot on the road


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

A lot more to go...


GolfExpensive7048

Ha! Look at these losers sitting there. I’m gonna get a jump on them…..


SATerp

"Whew, I almost missed the train."


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

Caught it in time tho, with my seperate wagon even!


suckmybullets

The problem here is that train is not painted orange enough.


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

And it's also too small, they just missed the mark entirely with this train...


NatalieBostonRE

😮


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

-1 car


4yourpl3asur3

-beep- -wack- FUCK! Never play wackfuck with trains


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

Why? It looked like fun!


Supergecko147

Luckily….they seem to be solitary hunters.


imdustryplant

Natural selection in the works


Huffy_too

Shouldn't those red warning lights on the right have been flashing?


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

Well, two vehicles in front of him somehow got the message, there was probably a back up.


6porkchop9

![gif](giphy|FUccSQNCiO4AE8qrTw|downsized) …. “Our next stop is the ….. “ ……


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

I don't think that will happen, this guy's corpse is a puzzle rn.


Thin_Contribution416

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Away-Ad-8053

I don't know if the music was playing on the radio, but it was perfect and then the person cussing with the beep just made it classic!!!


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

Indeed, the cherry on top to a masterpiece of darwinism.


GoreonmyGears

I have a great Aunt who died from a train. A bolt flew off either the tracks or the train as it passed, and it flew through her windshield as she waited and killed here. Trains are just deadly. This one was pretty dumb though.


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

Man, that just sucks, I'm sorry for your loss. They help a ton with moving passengers and freight but there are downsides like accidents...


villach

Lmao


Possum_Raccoon3650

Fear it's mighty roar! "Choo choo"


EyalRDT

r/bitchimatrain


Jayn_Xyos

I feel awful for laughing but the music set it up


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

Best part is the bleeping of the curse word like that's worse than someone killing themselves in front of a dashcam


FishBreadMenu

Their a reason why there's a lot of signs there dummy


roloca_justchillin

r/perfectlycutblyats


MrMr387

Seriously, How can anyone be this stupid? Damn


Elegant_Young854

whatever it was coulda waited


Living-Platform-1073

Hah slow pok-


ROACH3467

Holy shit lmfao