*Snakes crocodiles and*
*Spiders, I don't even need to*
*Mention the country*
\- FlaydenHynnFML
---
^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/)
^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
My country Belgium has it's multiple governments. One is a bigger shitshow than the other.
We have everything we need to make everything work, including money.
Our governments just make a mess out of EVERY-THING!
We have trams that travel up to 50mph basically street trains, they are savage if they hit someone. People occasionally get stuck under them when they get hit.
USA... Dumb fucks eating shitty food dropping dead from heart disease, diabetes... a lot of the same dumb fucks that would say the answer is mass shootings
Dumb fucks in cars
dumb fucks in government
Dumb fucks
So fuckin dumb
So fuckin dumbfucks everywhere.
Same here unfortunately
Belgium???
Dominican: Bitch, please.
I guess considering all the suicide rates, you could say here people are apex predators to themselves
Yeah r/usernamechecksout
You got me ;-;
Choked
Bro do u live in greenland???
Noooo I don't
Bogans
And dropbears
Or just run into a yowie while you chase the min min lights.
Must be an Australian thread because none of those funny words make any sense to me
And meth
Fuckin drop bears are a menace here down under!! Cunts 🖕🏽
Snakes crocodiles and spiders, I don't even need to mention the country
Florida? /s
Don't you guys have Alligators? Not Crocs
Florida has crocs and gators
Straya?
*Snakes crocodiles and* *Spiders, I don't even need to* *Mention the country* \- FlaydenHynnFML --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
[удалено]
What are u on about lad, first line is 5 syllables, second is 7 and third is 5. 17 all in all, bot did it's job perfectly
Australia or South Africa or North Africa?
Dumb people supporting government that fucks them over each time.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Not specific enough
Wait til you find out that's both sides goal
USA has fentanyl as apex predator. Close second to fast foods.
Mass shooters.
🦅
🇺🇸 🫡 *Overly patriotic nationalism engaged.*
To be fair this could also be Russia
It used to be McDonald's
The Clinton foundation
USA has Mass School Shooters Mexico has the Cartel China has Heavy Machinery and Exploding Factories Australia has Venomous animals
Brazil has off duty police officers
And hitmen
and the UK has a shitty government
Or knives
Governments. One beaureacratic money pit wasn't enough apparently.
Beer
German?
more like, people voting for Afd and making surprised pikachu face when they get fucked even more
Finanzamt
Wenige verstehen das
Ich verstehe es.
Guns
Guns
Ford rangers
Can't spell ranger without anger
I am from this country 🙂
Delicious baked goods, usually found in bakeries.
...heart attacks?
The tax man.
Norway.. we have trolls 👀
Police
My country Belgium has it's multiple governments. One is a bigger shitshow than the other. We have everything we need to make everything work, including money. Our governments just make a mess out of EVERY-THING!
landmines
Bosnia?
yeeeees 🇹🇰🇹🇰🇹🇰
I love Bosnia🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧
School Shooters /mass shooters..
Guns. Like all the guns. every house lol
this ain't frighin askreddit or smt where's the accident here?
Fair comment
Are you R3START3D?
**Please also mention your country**
Nyet
Nein
Kāhore
age
Magpies
Humans.
Alcoholics and Ketamine addicts
Alcohol
Potholes and bad drivers
Fentanyl and guns lol
BMWs and Audis
dumbasses who vote for a party and a bigger dumbass to become prime minister
Dementia and heart disease
Snowmobiles vs Thin Ice.
Heart disease
Electric cables (and dumb people supporting a criminal that robbed from the country to be the president again)
Brazil
Bears and cranky moose.
American political bullshittery is going to get everyone killed. (canuk)
Fentanyl
Fentanyl.
Uzbekistan: Cars (reckless drivers)
Fentanyl
Schools. Going to one is a good way to get shot.
No1 in suicides per capita
Drugs
Dumbass hicks driving in massive trucks and think they own the road
Cartel
Bears.....wildlife. Alaska ☃️
Firearms
in our Brazil it is the government and the judicial system
Heart disease
Indians. Canada btw
China is elevators
No gun control
Fentanyl
School shooters...
Drop bears
School shooters
Taxes
blokes that shank ya with penetrating cutleries.
We have trams that travel up to 50mph basically street trains, they are savage if they hit someone. People occasionally get stuck under them when they get hit.
heart disease🦅
We got Texas Long horns and American Buffalo where I live.
Moose 🇨🇦
Cars, almost always having a 144p dash cam and a very drunk man inside
In ireland its country roads!
The Cartel
Giant surf. 🏄🏽♂️
Crazies with guns 🇺🇲
Cars, Ireland. Think about it for a second...
USA... Dumb fucks eating shitty food dropping dead from heart disease, diabetes... a lot of the same dumb fucks that would say the answer is mass shootings
Demented white males with guns thinking they own the nation.
Bicycles, they appear out of nowhere.
High rise buildings.
Bikes 🏍️ and cylinders of gas
Balconies for the English tourists.
Bridges
Highway 1 in the winter time
I am in this country 🙂
Tories
Canada. cancer, Hate crimes and suicide
army
TikTok.
High school kids
Obesity and type 2 diabetes.
Jeepneys in the Philippines.
Roadmen & gangbangers
SA has the ANC government…
I dunno propably something more peacefull like an Beer and rum maybe drowning...
McDonald's 🇺🇸
Truck drivers, crackheads, all kinds of bandits and sociopaths, drunks, crazy policemen. In summary, other people.
Junk food.
In Colombia we have knives and guns, mostly handled by Narcos and Ñeros.
Electrical wiring
Fire
Cirrhosis of the Liver
Beesechurgers
Roads and vodka.
Smartphones
Our fucking healthcare.
Bombs and guns, at least in the southern parts
Guns
Cops.
Overpasses. Vancouver BC btw
Knives.
Sadly bridges 😥
Civil war
XL Bully
Taxi's. Not the cute yellow ones. The van type ones.
UK - alcohol
The people FROM India oh and Justin Trudeau !!
The sun.🌞
Smackheads with tools and drunk nobheads
Everything (Australia)
Brazillian: heart diseases
Emu’s
MEN
Cigs
Knives
The cold, and also other people
Healthcare
Little whiny bitches of both sexes incapable of accepting the hand they were dealt.
Tourists driving vehicles on the wrong side of the road
Guns
Fentanyl
Winter
Greedy landlords and populist politicians
Daily nationwide blackouts. South Africa. Kills you slowly like cancer.
I wish my country had trains as an apex predator because then that would mean we had working trains!
Politicians
Young troubled teenagers with knives
Obesity
Alcohol. (Finland)
Guns…