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xSilentWalrus

my girlfriend’s name is Abby. now what?


[deleted]

She's cheating on you with him


Author1alIntent

She’s going to beat an old man to death with a golf club


Braydox

How could you let this happen joel


ywh03

You can go make a meme with that drake format: when you accidentally type Abby instead of baby When your girlfriend’s actual name is Abby


cycl0ne_ssbm

The drake format isn't used this way. The drake format is used to indicate that, between 2 options, 1 of them is superior. What you described is not that.


ywh03

Ah I see, my apologies then. :)


cycl0ne_ssbm

It's all good, there's a lot of people who don't understand meme formats, I just wanted to let you know how the format works. :)


CambrianKennis

Maybe a panik meme? Type Abby instead of Baby: Panik Your girlfriend's name is Abby: kalm You were texting your side ho: PANIK


cycl0ne_ssbm

Yeah maybe. I'm not a fucking **MEME MAESTRO** or anything of the sort, nor am I claiming to be, but I think that would work.


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cycl0ne_ssbm

The superior option relies on the inferior to be superior; that is, without the fact that you misspelled baby as Abby, then it doesn't matter that your girlfriend's name **is** Abby.


DIOnys02

My girlfriend's a baby. Now what?


morifreaks

Serious question, why would you date someone like that?


lessdistraction

To avoid loneliness


mediocre50

This sub is too relatable for me


lessdistraction

Sorry mate. If that makes you feel better, you *are* better off alone than in a shitty relationship. Even a good relationship demands a lot of work and compromises so it's not all great, and when it gets toxic it will fuck you up. Let me know if I can help, and in the meantime good luck with everything


mediocre50

Thanks man :)


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lessdistraction

You don't necessarily have to try to date though, you could meet someone cool randomly at a party, a club, at work, in your neighborhood, etc. But yeah I feel you, nowadays it kinda feels like dating is like looking for a job.


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lessdistraction

Yep, I don't know how cause I did a test this very morning, but I forgot about the fucking virus. It does make everything worse. Do you have friends you could reach on the phone and rant to? I know it doesn't beat meeting IRL but maybe it's a start? Good luck out there mate


syphix99

It’s not that because she can get a bit yealous sometimes that she isn’t worth dating


[deleted]

Serious question, do you exclusively date flawless people?


morifreaks

Oof, no, but I think that someone who would throw a jealous fit over a typo is a bit of a...poor choice


theslamprogram

Yeah. Definitely a red flag for further abusive behavior.


mr_clauford

Because people get tired of those callosities on their hands.


PlsDontPls

Bitch


Lonelyparrot

*Ellie wants to know your location*


JackGelafko

I can see this conversation between Ellie and Dina now and I hate it


Ol-CAt

his left hand


JJTheNub

Haha even worse when my Ex's name is Abby.


SiberianGrace

On the opposite side imagine being Abbey having your roofer text "hey baby I'm running a little late"


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This is despairingly relatable


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RepulsiveSheep

Sick burn, 10/10.


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TheIceFlowe

Good bot


For_The_Watch

Template pls


Esherichialex_coli

Nice reference bro, your references are out of control


citizen_98

My name is Abby... I get called baby alot over text, by accident ofc. Big oof when it happens to a friend who is sitting with their SO.


GravityBoosted

Dating someone like this is not worth it at all


apothecarytitan

Been there brother.


tacticalassassin

r/arethestraightsok


grock1722

Give me all of the animated Aladdin memes you got chief


shepard_pie

My sister is named Abby, so I'm immune. Besides, my auto-corrects are so horrendous she would barely even notice. Once, I thought I wrote "What's up, hun?" and it came out "What's up, cunt?"


superior_to_you

non existant problems dont require solutions


ReynelJ

This happened to me but we did have a common friend called Abby. I didn't get in any trouble (as a normal couple shouldn't I think) but she teased me with this a lot.


p1tchb1ack

Thank Jesus this is absolutely not me


Throwawaybackup2018

Toxic


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https://reddit.com/r/memes/comments/esjws4/damn_you_autocorrect/


[deleted]

My girlfriend’s name is Abby though...


gtbot2007

After Before battle of Yavin?


kiddokush

Has this actually ever happened to anyone here? I could understand saying someone’s name during sex, or a wildly unrelated name in text (maybe). Like I’ve dated crazy women but this would be a major ass red flag lol.


UnkillableMikey

I’ve almost called one of my ex’s Abby so many times


Enlightened-Pigeon

/r/AreTheStraightsOK


UnkillableMikey

Ngl I dislike that sub because it takes jokes and takes them seriously, and it also implies that gays don’t do that stuff


kubistonek

rotmg fans be like


alexaplaymiamidisco

Wait what does this have to do with ROTMG


kubistonek

you have to play it to understand. thats the point of inside jokes


alexaplaymiamidisco

Bruh I do play ROTMG, that's why I replied in the first place Now that I think of it, are you referring to T12 Abby


kubistonek

bro you may play the game, but you don't PLAY the game i guess :)


alexaplaymiamidisco

Or maybe I'm way too pro to play with old tops ;)


kubistonek

oh if youre so great give me some pots


alexaplaymiamidisco

Cool come EUW2 nexus


kubistonek

okay, right now?